Slap!!! Im Rick James Beyitch!

^^ Just purple hayes oughtta do the job, forget the rest.

Ahura, Are you saying ugly folks aren’t fancied by anyone not even their own kind? I personally kind ugly people very mean, come to think and am sure every “single†guy can attest to this. When you see a group of girls in the mall/street and you approach them, it’s always the ugly girl that speaks first “what do you want? Sorry we are in hurry, no one is going to give you a number here, lets get outta here guys, this guy is so beyond yesterday’s news†the pretty girls don’t even get the chance to speak. Ugly girls always seem to be nucleus of some sort.No offence ugly folks.

Yea mon, Iana only use it for medication. More life.

Castro, please don’t write a lingo (patois) which you have No Clue About. Lool@ smoking ganja will make you feel irie. In what world?? Next time a see write something like this *Patois Voice* I n I need not larbish, my ital patois is don maca ya ear dat peregrine. Ya don know. More Life.

Damn my second grade teacher who thought me “boys and girls can be best of friendsâ€

^^They are infatuated with being/looking perfect. Hence, leads to constant reassurance. I wonder why people see and NOT speak.

^^ I cry tears while you put on a smile, but you only smile to hold back your tears that's right,I suggest you do the same as well. Now back to teh topic. Love: love is what you make, To really love, you have to make love, yeah i said it. You have to make love. Make love with your sweaty palms,with your hair,with your hands and legs,with your mouth,with your body. It takes your hard earned sweat to value love. The above quote is from somali Qaamuus, that got discontinued in 1990.

^^What's that suppose mean? Take it back please.

^^ So Macaan determines Halaal or Haram?

Third Caption: Labodii Xaaran Ku Hishiisey, Xalaal Kuma Hishiiso

Second Caption: This is what happens, when you sneeze and fart at the same time!

^^ You deserve this Viks on all accounts. I like to vote for two Guys and a Gal [outstanding individuals] (at least in my books) Rahima Kashafa Underdog Castro my brodher; hadn't you got all these votes, you would have had mine fosho.

^^^ Xaad on a gentle and soft skin (baby like) SUCKS. Period.

Posted by Xaaji Faro badne Slow motion kabeebey' LoooL..Hysterically Ladies and Gentlemen The above quote is the end product of BET Uncut.

Posted by Castro I can't speak for anyone else but the thought (or sight) of it makes me as giddy as a little school girl (or boy). Otherwise, I'm an overwhelmingly responsible and mature adult. LOOL saqajam.

Kind Castro is always looking for the best in people’s hearts. I don’t think you are unserious at all, on the contrary I found your little speech here novelty. It at least goes to show that you are who you are {a qabilst to the core}. And sxb am ashamed to crossed path with a fellow Somali, who thinks (love thy qabiil) in this day n age.

^^ Were the chosen people at one point in time, but now, we are the chosen people.

Aaax I feel ten pounds lighter now. Soon as I come to work this morning my stomach started making these weird a$$ noises, tried walking it off, tried ignoring it, but guess what this wasn’t to go away until I visited the depository. Now the noises are more severe and time is my enemy, looked around for clean bathroom ended up going one floor down (they have cleaner bathrooms). Hurried to the toilet seat, cleaned it, placed toilet paper on the seat and started to go off on it. The noises at this point are uneasy. I hear foot steps, someone taking a leak. Am doing my best to have power over it, but couldn’t. This long a$$ sound came out and I hear a man’s voice say “dayyyymm†am thinking this guy is black, my own kind, how dare he? So I carry on with the uncontrollable noises. I hear foot steps of him leaving, am saying alxamdu lillaah then I hear “Can I courtesy flash please, seeing it’s a public bathroom n’all†fcuking guy No he didn’t, so I says “Fcuk off mateâ€. I can hear him laughing while he walks away. The nerve, inconsiderate, caro ayaan bastey la’ahay.

Adheer Castro, that because Jews own every thing me media and almost all the financial Corps, as we all know with money and media one dictates what one gets and when. Think about it, of the top of my head I can count at least 12 movies made about the so called holocaust, and to ice this cake. They have one movie every year about the same concern that at least gets nominated if not win an Oscar. Jews are very powerful peopling especially those in power in the west. 10000 Bosnians died, slavery and etc. what about those unfortunate folks.

Zu Libaax, ma carootey? I guess that was my poor way of attempting to crack a joke. Sorry libaax no buns intended.

Why is only rape that important to you, what about the ongoing murders that take place every day? What about the po cats (so Poor, they can’t even afford the other ‘o’ and ‘r’) being thrown from buildings making look like an accident, cutting their miserable **** life’s short. What about the dog that’s being forced to have sex with women, that is being dragged to different set everyday? Isn’t even given the choice of blonds and brunets, but is able and willing to have sex or even rape some of his own kind. And to add insult to his injury, he don’t even get paid for being apart of this picture. Sucks doesn’t it. Then there was the case of Mr.LaxWa$e, I don’t this dude personally but I think to get a name like that as sir/nick name, he musta done a good number of on pretty lil female sheep. Just imagine, his grandson going “Granpa, why is your name laxwa$e?†and him going “ I know what ya thinking†But as Socod badne stated the broader issue here still stands. Where do we go from here?

^^You are the new trick myster in town aren’t ya? Lemme take a really wild guess and say, “For your next trick you require a condom and a volunteerâ€

^^Must you lie Libaax, Reading from your vivid descriptions I think you know Brantford damn too well. Ps:Libaax for future reference leave the mockery outside of the door before you come in.

I couldn’t help but think that some of our valuable members have voiced their thoughts on this program. ____________________________________________ From BBC.com Somalia needs goverment and not fighting between clans, as there is a saying: "Peace can not be kept by force but achieved by understading." I hope we all as Somalians be one nation. Ali Jama, Toronto, Canada We need governments, no matter what we think of those who run them. I would think that we can have issues with politicians and bureaucrats, but not with a government. I have talked to a couple of Somali nationals visiting Nairobi and they are unanimous in their desire to have government for which they'd pay taxes so long as security and transport infrastructure can be provided by the government, because those two are currently very expensive for businesses. Muchina, Nairiobi, Kenya I witnessed both negative and positive things Abdiaziz, London, UK I travelled back to Mogadishu in January this year to see my family. I can say I witnessed both negative and positive things. On one hand, there was destruction towards the city caused by the war, chaos and the legacy of lawlessness. On the other hand, I could see private sectors providing food, clothes, medicine, telecommunications and education of both basic and academic level although I have to admit that these facilities were not widely spread to the whole community due to poverty and low income. Abdiaziz, London, UK I'm British and never lived in Somalia but my parents originate from Somaliland (the self pro-claimed state in the north). The situation is dire especially in the south and the world community doesn't seem to care. I would like to insist on the fact that Somaliland is a former British colony and only decided to join the former Italian colony in the south in 1960. There is order, an elected government and peace in Somaliland, so surely it's about time the UN and the world recognised it. Mahdi, Sheffield, UK Somalia may be proof we need governments. More importantly, however, it is proof that the will of humans to survive cannot be underestimated. I suspect Somalis will be the most astute judges of any future government. Having seen the alternative, any government that is not exponentially better than the status quo will be dismantled. In the long run, that should be a good thing. Omer Ofleh, Somali in Pittsburgh, PA, USA I have a dream that one day the Somali people will end their humiliation and create one of the strongest Islamic democratic republics ever. I am a Somali student living in Norway are locking forward to return to my homeland. Adan, Norway A stable, reliable and honest government is what Somalia needs. There is a distinction to be made from having a government and having a government that is democratic and aimed to helping its people. Even when there was a government in Somalia, there were still problems. Somalia mainly needs its warlords to step away and let unbiased people control the country, people that don't have a personal political agenda and truly care about Somalia's future. Rahma, USA In a land without order one becomes an orphan of legitimate authority. In the modern contemporary world we live in, political order is extremely needed. Being Somali, this lack of order makes me feel an orphan; there is nothing glamorous in anarchy. Shirwa Jama, Las Anod, Puntland, Somalia Not only does this prove that governments are necessary, but also that a level of 'nannying' is a good thing. If the government had greater control then people could fulfil themselves rather than carry guns and take drugs. Gawain Towler, Brussels I am from Somalia and currently live in London where there is law and order you can see how the real world is working. I've lived most of my life in Mogadishu where the life there is hopeless, danger, and now I feel better because I am in better place. I urge my fellow Somalis to lay down their weapons and rebuild their country. There is an English saying which is "united we stand, divided we fall", so let us take as an example the developed society that is Britain. Abdikadir Roble, London, UK I am an Ethiopian living in England and I often wonder what life would be like if people here would have to endure a fraction of what goes on in places like Ethiopia and Somalia. It is a miracle that so many people live with no government or a government that does no good to its people. I hope to see in my life a time where African leaders and politicians stop their greed and selfishness and think of their country and people. They need good food, good clothes, decent housing, education and health care. Running to the West... is no longer an answer. Hirut Fajembola, London, UK I immigrated from Somalia in 1992 and have lived in Canada ever since. My family was not so fortunate, they saved up enough money to send me to university here. I had not heard from them for two years after I moved to Canada, but after I got a steady job, I was able to contact them. I support six members of my family in Mogadishu and another two in a village called Timbandi. Life was cruel and bad, i was only 12 when I came to Canada. Nguku Balengai, Somalia Have you ever heard of Zimbabwe? Their government is definitely worse than no government Tomo, OH, USA Have you ever heard of Zimbabwe? Their government is definitely worse than no government. I am glad to be gone from there. Tomo, OH, USA I live in a country unknown to the world (Somaliland) where I feel internationally isolated. Somaliland has claimed its independence since 1991, so far it has not been recognised by the outside world, but what must be mentioned is that it is relatively peaceful environment. Mohamed Ali Dubbe, Berbera, Somaliland, How I wish all "professional" government critics would have a re-think in their call for anarchy in Nigeria. What the inhabitants of Anambra state in southeast Nigeria are going through is a glimpse into what would be when the whole country is without leadership. We should be wise and learn from the pitfalls of others; rather than being the scapegoats. Clement Akinbode, Port Harcourt, Nigeria I went to Mogadishu in 1997 when I was 11 years old with my family. The main reason was to go and visit our relatives. at that time there was no heavy war going on but we would see people with weapons and we would hear bombs. I never saw any trouble except one day, there was an accident where a lorry carrying weapons crashed with a bus full of people, the big guns went off and many people died. Other than that I'd say Somalia is quite amazing for a country with no government, because the people there, although poor, were mostly happy and they had faith that eventually good times would come. Asma, Swansea, Wales I'm a Somalian born in Mogadishu and I think that Somalian people are too selfish. Some clans and their people are not thinking to help each other but to hold on to their gun. Rash Nur Mohamed, London I am surprised that Ramon would prefer no government to parliamentary democracy. Did he even read the story? Was Ramon able to go to school? Can he afford to go to a doctor if he is ill? Probably yes. Has he ever had to travel around Scotland with armed guards as protection? Probably not. Those of us living in countries where we can take such things for granted should be grateful for that, even if our governments appear inefficient and unrepresentative. It could be a lot worse! Jon Roiser, Washington, DC, USA Somalia is a good example for the problems faced by the citizens of the ended nation state. Although nobody can be proud of living under anarchy, lawlessness and hopelessness, Somali people have managed to survive under these difficult circumstances for many years, it is time for them to support their new infant national government and reconciliation process. Ismail Adam Mohamed, Somali resident in Dubai, UAE In my country we have a so-called government with four vice-presidents and most of them are former warlords. None of them respect the law. Although the peace agreement was signed nobody respects it and these vice-presidents are not under the control of the president and the eastern part of the country is still not under the control of the government, the warlords still control it. How can a country be run by four vice-president even the US is only run by one president and one vice-president? Richard Monga, Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo I can't help thinking that this is the future US neo-cons dream about - a pure free market. Nick Grealy, USA in UK I am from Somalia and to live without government is the most dangerous system because there is no law and order, so there is no life. Life in Somalia, particularly Mogadishu is very, very bad. Abdow, Vingaker, Sweden I live in the ultimate badly run country - I live under three tiers of government, Edinburgh City Council, the Scottish Parliament and the UK government - all three are so focused on political correctness that they've forgotten about their duty to improve the lives of ordinary working taxpayers - no government sounds most appealing! Ramon, Edinburgh, UK Yes - I have lived in a country without government since 1991, I have a job, my children have schools and health and everything is okay, everyone can live without government except politicians. Ahmed Ahmed Abdalla, Bosaso, Somalia