Policy: Effective from March 27th, 2006 Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Sick Days We will no longer accept a doctors statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Annual Leave Days Each employee will receive 104Annual Leave days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday. Bereavement Leave This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early. Toilet Use Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the Chronic offenders category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy. Lunch Break Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast. Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation's, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere. The Management

Opportunist, Every man is for his own sxb, the best of luck to you. The one and only, I really don’t know what that means, but logic does lead to Cell Phones. May be the learned brothers and sisters in SOL can help.

^Istaqfural Laah yaa hermano…..Sarcasm-oow please xaal qaado.

What’s the pleasure in some silly men beating each other with sticks Ahura? I suppose you do have weird and unexplainable reasons, but I must say it’s an awful thing to enjoy. :mad: Ps:Are they undressed in the process, hard to imagine men in their undhies doing that?

The Minor Signs: 1.The disappearance of knowledge and the appearance of ignorance (Bukhari, Muslim, Ibn Majah, & Ahmad) 2.Books/writing will be widespread and knowledge will be low (Ahmad) 3.Adultery and fornication will be prevalent (The Prophet, peace be upon him, said that this has never happened without new diseases befalling the people, which their ancestors had not known.) (Bukhari, Muslim, Ibn Majah, & Al-Haythami) 4.When fornication becomes widespread among your leaders (The Prophet, peace be upon him, said that this will happen when the people stop forbidding evil) (Ibn Majah) 5.Adultery and fornication will be performed in the open 6.The consumption of intoxicants will be widespread (Bukhari & Muslim) 7.Women will outnumber men......eventually 50:1 (Bukhari, Muslim, & Ahmad) 8.Killing, killing, killing (Bukhari, Muslim, Ibn Majah, & Ahmad) 9.The nations of the earth will gather against the Muslims like hungry people going to sit down to a table full of food. This will occur when the Muslims are large in number, but "like the foam of the sea". 10.People will beat others with whips like the tails of oxen (Muslim) ?The Slave Trade 11.The children will be filled with rage (at-Tabarani, al-Hakim) 12.Children will be foul (at-Tabarani, al-Hakim) 13.Women will conspire (at-Tabarani, al-Hakim) 14.Rain will be acidic or burning (at-Tabarani, al-Hakim) 15.Children of fornication will become widespread or prevalent (at-Tabarani, al-Hakim) 16.When a trust becomes a means of making a profit (at-Tirmidhi, Al-Haythami) 17.Gains will be shared out only among the rich, with no benefit to the poor (at-Tirmidhi) 18.Paying zakat becomes a burden and miserliness becomes widespread; charity is given reluctantly (at-Tirmidhi & Al-Haythami) 19.Miserliness will be thrown into the hearts of people (Bukhari) 20.Episodes of sudden death will become widespread (Ahmad) 21.There will be people who will be brethren in public but enemies in secret (He was asked how that would come about and replied, "Because they will have ulterior motives in their mutual dealings and at the same time will fear one another.") (at-Tirmidhi) 22.When a man obeys his wife and disobeys his mother; and treats his friend kindly while shunning his father (at-Tirmidhi) 23.When voices are raised in the mosques (at-Tirmidhi) 24.People will walk in the marketplace with their thighs exposed 25.Great distances will be traversed in short spans of time 26.The people of Iraq will recieve no food and no money due to oppression by the Romans (Europeans) (Muslim) 27.People will hop between the clouds and the earth 28.A tribulation will enter everyone’s home (Ahmad) 29.The leader of a people will be the worst of them (at-Tirmidhi) 30.Leaders of people will be oppressors (Al-Haythami) 31.People will treat a man with respect out of fear for some evil he might do (at-Tirmidhi) 32.Men will begin to wear silk (at-Tirmidhi) 33.Female singers and musical instruments will become popular (at-Tirmidhi) 34.When singers become common (Al-Haythami) People will dance late into the night 35.When the last ones of the Ummah begin to curse the first ones (at-Tirmidhi) 36.People will claim to follow the Qur'an but will reject hadith & sunnah (Abu Dawood) 37.People will believe in the stars (Al-Haythami) 38.People will reject al-Qadr (the Divine Decree of Destiny) (Al-Haythami) 39.Time will pass rapidly (Bukhari, Muslim, & Ahmad) 40.Good deeds will decrease (Bukhari) 41.Smog will appear over cities because of the evil that they are doing 42.People will be carrying on with their trade, but their will only be a few trustworthy persons 43.Wealth will increase so much so that if a man were given 10,000, he would not be content with it (Ahmad & Bukhari) 44.A man will pass by a grave and wish that he was in their place (Bukhari) 45.Earthquakes will increase (Bukhari & Muslim) 46.There will be attempts to make the deserts green 47.The appearance of false messengers (30 dajjals) (Bukhari) 48.Women will be naked in spite of being dressed, these women will be led astray & will lead others astray (Muslim) 49.The conquest of Constantinople by the Muslims (Ahmad) 50.The conquest of India by the Muslims, just prior to the return of Jesus, son of Mary (peace be upon both of them)(Ahmad, an-Nisa'i, at-Tabarani, al-Hakim) 51.When people begin to compete with others in the construction of taller buildings (Bukhari) 52.There will be a special greeting for the people of distinction (Ahmad) 53.The Euphrates will disclose a treasure (The Prophet, peace be upon him, said that whoever is present should not take anything from it) (Bukhari & Muslim) 54.Two large groups, adhering to the same religious teaching will fight each other with large numbers of casualties (Bukhari & Muslim) 55.Wild animals will be able to talk to humans (Ahmad) 56.A man will leave his home and his thigh or hip will tell him what is happening back at his home (Ahmad) 57.Years of deceit in which the truthful person will not be believed and the liar will be believed (Ahmad) 58.Bearing false witness will become widespread (Al-Haythami & Ahmad) 59.When men lie with men and women lie with women (Al-Haythami) 60.Trade will become so widespread that a woman will be forced to help her husband in business (Ahmad) 61.A woman will enter the workforce out of love for this world (Ahmad) 62.Arrogance will increase in the earth (at-Tabarani, al-Hakim) 63.Family ties will be cut (Ahmad) 64.There will be many women of child-bearing age who will no longer give birth. 65.There will be an abundance of food, much of which has no blessing in it. 66.People will refuse when offerred food. 67.Men will begin to look like women and women will begin to look like men The Major Signs: Although they appear here in no particular order, it is important to point out that the Prophet (peace be upon him) said that these last, major signs will follow each other like pearls falling off of a necklace... 1.Masih ad-Dajjal (The AntiChrist) 2.The Mahdi 2.The appearance of Masih al-’Isa (Jesus Christ), the son of Mary (peace be upon him) 3.Ya’juj and Ma’juj (Gog and Magog) 4.The destruction of the Ka’bah and the recovery of its treasure 5.Emergence of the Beast 6.The smoke 7.Three major landslides (one in the East, one in the West, and one on the Arabian peninsula) 8.The wind will take the souls of the believers 9.The rising of the sun from the west 10.The fire will drive the people to their final gathering place 11.Three blasts of the trumpet (fear & terror, death, resurrection) Source

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^^Actually, Wasm0 means Fcuking, words no one should be using to communicate with their kids. Galm0/ Sex on the other hand are perfectly respectable words. The pace kids are growing these days, I am considering giving mine in a power point presentation. Abaadir, LooL let me ask you this then, does one loose it, if they don’t use it?

Anigana waxaan dhahaa Sheekh Xassan Barsame

Very Funny MMA. I have read and reread the article you posted and no where does it read “Caaddo†however is “Caadooyin†is repeatedly used. So clearly “Caadooyin†would have matched the topic name. Am I right or am I right MMA. From what little I know about Istun , I thought it was only the women that participated. I have only heard of such things, never been to one. I also heard wife’s who couldn’t get pregnant where the ones taken to Geedi-Shaanboow so he could impregnate them. I had no Idea, he Saqiis suujasing the newly weds. What was called when people to pray and slather goats to siyaaro Sheekh Abdul-Qadir jaylaani ? Hodman, You have been warned!

The name of the topic is misleading MMA. Soon as I read “Caaddo†I thought of the monthly thing that happens to the females. Be back later to give my thoughts on the topic.

^^The cops were just over at my house;apparently they are busting me for the possession of breathing. You wouldn’t have anything to do with this unfortuitous bust would you?

^^No worries sis. The day of standing will occur way before we drown; I think we should be worried about our good virtues for it will be our only currency and of course the mercy of the creator on the day of account.

^^ Ma Gollum baa manta delightful and charming noqday.. Aduuun. Posted By Puca zafir *bright red hair * must be name... You crazy! I am flattered, I hardly get compliments ever. Red hair and bright. * Puts on his poker face* I neither want to guide you nor mislead you.

Khat doesn't grow anywhere is Somalia bebol... On the contarery I think this woman finally realized where the money is. Read below. 1980, the World Health Organization declared khat a highly addictive drug, and East African leaders have campaigned against it, saying chronic use leads to high divorce rates, wife beatings and job loss. In Somalia, opponents call the habit a national epidemic and say men who use the drug neglect their families by spending huge amounts of cash and time on it. Khat crops have flourished in neighboring Kenya and Ethiopia, where farmers started uprooting their coffee plants and growing the leafy green plant when the world coffee market crashed in the 1990s and early 2000s. Today, Kenya exports about $250 million of khat annually , beating out tea as one of the county's most lucrative exports, according to the Kenyan government. Dozens of flights leave Nairobi's two major airports every day, transporting burlap sacks filled with khat to Somalia in a trade that is worth about $300,000 a day, according to Kenya's National Agency for the Campaign Against Drug Abuse. And like tobacco and alcohol, khat is a big business run by powerful people. Source

Woow woow, Layziegirl hang on a sec. Epidemic you say, how so? I says sis. In the real world (or Somalis that live the west world) it’s actually the adults (by that I mean folks older then 22) that are more sexually active than teens or the “youth†as you put it. You and I both know few, if not more than few adults in our ages or even older who are getting sex or giving sex on the regular. If a concern be, we should be concerned about them not the youth. You see, one out of five teen girls or boys is sexually active, in book that hardly calls for an alarm, the good youth out number the bad ones any given day. I view teens of today knowledgeable of what’s going on around the world, the struggles of life and morals issues and I applaud their parents for that, it helps the young make better judgment in their decision making. Now parents of today (especially from our race) tend to over protect their young ones, which sometimes lead to the youth to be rebellious. All rebellious kids aren’t necessarily having sex, or doing drugs when they run away, I believe in communicating with the youth and giving them the choice while being informed. And sometimes that’s what we forget to provide as parents who are extremely busy making ends meet. Think about it? We all were young and stupidh and had friends who were like us, if not more stupidh. What was our reasoning for not having sex? Weren’t we pressured? Weren’t we tempted? Then why haven’t we done the damn deed? Was it because we were afraid of our parents? Was it because we feared Allah? Or was it because it wasn’t the right thing to do? Whatever the case may be, they will and won’t do it for their reasons Ibtisam, That statement couldn’t be any more further form the truth, Sex is pleasured by both genders, even if it’s for a minute and two seconds. But if it’s the cuddling, hugging, or pillow talk business you were talking about, it’s absolutely imperative that the apposite sex realize, men need their space in the bed, they fall asleep as soon as it’s done and they are plainly wired differently.

LooL..Did he faint?

Don't know much really. All I know about sex is that, if you’re not careful, the girls’ ends up with software that takes 9months to download. Oh yeah and it’s best done behind closed doors after Nikaax

Lol@Waad falan tahay. OO yaa falay?? Dear Diary?? my hairless black A$s. I am starting to think Nameless chicka and Zaqra are one of the same

^^Happy 20th Birthday Miss Kong

Name:Zafir. Origin:Arabic. Means:Victorious Or as they say in somali Bitic Baatic.

LoooL Check these guys ouT Curry and rice girl

Please calm down the vibrant one. *yells out* “ waar biyo qaboow la kaalayaâ€

LOL@"The woman should also be photogenic"

Wuxuu ku Qadeeyaa Qaadka, Wuxuuna ku Casheeyaa Ciidda, Oolyadana wuu ku Qubeystaa!!! Markii ay dheceen dagaalladii sokeeye, Madhoodhow waxa uu ka mid ahaa dadkii ka soo qaxay magaallada Dhuuso-mareeb, waxa uu soo gaaray magaallada Muqdisho, wuxuuna farsamo-yaqaan u noqday mid ka mid ah hoggaamiyeyaasha kooxaha ee magaallada Muqdisho, kaddib xoogaa waxaa yara laga galay maskaxda, dadka qaarkii waxa ay yiraahdaan waa la sixray, subixii marka uu soo tooso waxa uu ku qubeystaa Oolyada oo ma dhaafo meel ay Olyo taallo, duhurkii marka la gaaro ayuu aad u cunaa Qaadka, waxaana Qaadka siiya haweenka qaadka ku gada "Black Sea" ee jidka Soddonka, maalmahaan dambe waxa uu keenay in uu cuno ciidda, jeebabkana ka buuxsado, taas oo ay aad u la yaabeen dadweynaha, mararka qaar waxa aad is leedahay maskaxdiisu waa ay dhameystiran tahay, wuxuuna ku weydiisanayaa wax alla iyo wixii uu jecel yahay, ha noqdaan raashin ama arad tir. The Story

Holy crap, I couln’t help but laugh with slight woe when I watched the Dateline investigation, I know close friends who are in this business and have tried to recruit me because they did want me to be left behind. I have attended couple of seminars, never paid money for it and backed out when they asked to me to sign up. It just didn’t feel right. I will try to calling them this week to give them heads up, that’s if they will listen. Its resembles getting brain washed, “listen to the tapes and read the books over and over againâ€