A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

Aamiin.

^^She is on her way there this evening. Sheh, wonderful pictures, how is the experience going so far? Is it true, dogs are endangered species in ‘Nam? That you’ll see stuff like (“Ratchow†well cooked rat with veggies) on restaurant menus, or are they as fabricated as Santa Clause in Chrissmess. :mad:

BLonde Chick Asking For Trouble

Hands down G. Bush is the most idiotic and funny president in the world, the guy simply doesn’t give a fcuk on all counts. What Bush and Blair touched on profoundly and that’s not mentioned in this article is the talk of Kofi Annan, and how the UN is incapable of doing anything as long as Kofi is in power for he is weak. At one point Blair says “he is sweet†and Bush replies “he a cakeâ€. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not realising his remarks were being picked up by a microphone, US President George Bush told Tony Blair today that Syria should press Hezbollah “to stop doing this sh*t". Bush’s remarks were picked up by closed-circuit television at the G8 summit in St Petersburg, Russia, as the leaders were being filmed sitting down to eat. “See, the irony is what they really need to do is to get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this sh*t and it’s over,†Bush told Blair as he chewed on a buttered roll before the Group of Eight leaders began their lunch. Blair, whose remarks were not as clearly heard, appeared to be pressing Bush about the importance of getting international peacekeepers into the Middle East. Bush also spoke to other leaders, and his unscripted comments ranged from escalating Middle East violence to light banter about his preference for Diet Coke and a sweater he received as a gift from Blair. Bush expressed his frustration with the United Nations and his disgust with the militant Islamic group and its backers in Syria as he talked to Blair during the closing lunch at the Group of Eight summit. He told Blair he felt like telling UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan, who visited the gathered leaders, to get on the phone with Syrian President Bashar Assad to “make something happen". He suggested US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice might visit the region soon. As he chatted with Russian President Vladimir Putin, Bush expresses amazement that it will take Putin and an unidentified leader just as long to fly home to Moscow as it will take him to fly back to Washington. Putin’s reply could not be heard. “You eight hours? Me too. Russia’s a big country and you’re a big country. Takes him eight hours to fly home. Not Coke, diet Coke. … Russia’s big and so is China. Yo Blair, what’re you doing? Are you leaving,†Bush said. Bush thanked Blair for a gift of a sweater and joked that he knew Blair had picked it out personally. “Absolutely,†Blair responded, with a laugh . Bush, a stickler for keeping to his schedule, could also be heard saying: “We have to keep this thing moving. I have to leave at 2:15. They want me out of here to free up their security forces.†Bush also remarked that some of the speakers at the meeting had the tendency to talk too long. Source

Originally posted by LayZieGirl: This girl sure knows how to take the mic out of somali men. Playmaker, war "head" kulahaa, how about the other way around, if a somali dude don't know how to go about eating sushi, he ain't got no business being with any woman period. PS:PPLE, this girl has a point, there are alot of decent looking somali females who end up with gorilla looking somali dudes, so I guess its about time these females got some good old advise from their loving sista.. Keep it up young las!!! Heedhe, we men have embraced our destiny, we are going to take our dry units to the grave so help us god. Hope you and the women you speak for, vouch to do the same, because the eating of anything by no means necessary. Ps: Hope you also know the term “All night long†is only a metaphor and is not to be taken literally.

Welcome.

^Hey you. Striking and beautiful pictures Lilly, you are a lot better then me in taking pictures or perhaps you have much better camera. Ps: Can't wait for the black and white pics and you’re very welcome sister.

Originally posted by Hizb_UK: A good reason to take some time off work due to undue stress and bullying. Otherwise scare the dude off by declaring your undying love and how u long to carry his geeasy haired babies. Originally posted Nomadic_Princess:^ But what if he agrees, what next? Once, she houses the dude's sperm and produces greasy haired babies is when we will have a "Dilemma". And then only is when we can help.

Over the past twelve months, we've had sex, violence, torture and graffiti, but it's racism that appears to be the current hot potato topic in video gaming. And after the hoo-hah over LocoRoco earlier this week, now Sony has once again been accused of racism, thanks to a controversial advert for the new Ceramic White PSP. The billboard advert, which features a white woman clenching a black woman by the jaw, has yet to appear anywhere outside Holland, though that hasn't quashed the protests over the advert, with many websites and message board users criticising the image and accusing Sony of racism. Sony has seen fit to defend itself from the accusations however, with a spokesperson arguing that, "The marketing campaign for the launch of the White PSP focuses on the contrast between the Black PSP model and the new Ceramic white PSP model. A variety of different treatments have been created as a campaign to either highlight the whiteness of the new model or contrast the black and the white models." Sigh. Does nobody recall the time when the world of game advertising was a less nonsensical place? "Central to this campaign has been the creation of some stunningly photographed imagery, that has been used on large billboards throughout Holland. All of the 100 or so images created for the campaign have been designed to show this contrast in colours of the PSPs, and have no other message or purpose." The controversy over the advert does mean it's unlikely we'll be seeing it outside Holland though, with a Sony UK rep pointing out that, "I would like to confirm that we categorically are not running this advert creative in the UK." An appearance in Australia seems equally unlikely, but let us know what you think of the ad in the forums. Here is the Photo on a billboard

I personally don’t see what the big deal is. Breast enhancement/reduction is like getting dentures. With all due respect Mr. X, you don’t know the significance of the cleavage, and the boost it provides for the barer. Can you even fathom what it feels to be wearing a miracle bra day in and day out? To go from (minus) A to full cups. Let me tell you sxb it is an unconditional bliss. Unless you have lived in their shoes, you’re in no condition to be shocked or otherwise walaal.

Originally posted by Naden: ^ :eek: Moi? I was just teasing JB and SB, but if your prediction looks like it's about to come true for me, I better not see you on the other side :mad: . You'll have first hand experience with a Negro-Nomad-Knockout . Believe me, my choices are limited I have nowhere else to go but the other side. Besides why would you need a nacho libre like my self, when you have two hunks standing next to you? And why do black women take absolute pleasure beating up their men? Despite what may take place and how our fortune telling may unfold, lord knows. But I would like to tell you, better yet I’ will say it silently, read my lips Naden I ‘will say it slowly, here it goes. {Olive oil}.

^^You call that great movie, I am afraid you’ll be accompanying JB and SB.

Ahura, I would like to think I have come along way from that, now days I have this mesmerizing thing I do with my eyes that’s just irresistible to the opposite sex. Cawralo, If that isn't compliment, i don't know what is. Ina Kong, Pleasure is all mine.

Worst pick up line: Somali girl: Aboowe Somali maa matay? Me: Huh? Somali Girl: Oh am sorry, I thought you were.. Me Interjects: Waxaad mooday in aan somali ahay Somali girl: What? Whatever dude. Me: All smiles.

^I wouldn’t mind wearing your avatar lips for Guntiino.

^what has changed?

^^Here is JaB, Haku margonin please.

hey Firstlady, it's me agian. Do you wear Guntiino?

Originally posted by Valenteenah: ^^ Guess you're destined to stay a poor man. Can't argue with that, even if I tried. Damn it, these Africans cost me fortune. :mad:

^I actually think you would look awesome and some in Guntiino, but thats just me.

I have all my money on Ghana today, If they win I am a rich, rich man. Go Ghana Go.

Firstlady, Promiscuous girl, Wherever you are, I’m not all alone And may be it's you that I want. Promiscuous girl, You’re teasing me, may be you know what I want And May be I got what you need.