Zafir

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  1. fair enough, now go change it. Thanks
  2. Waaryee Geel-jire12, why must you wear my face sxb?
  3. ^Are going to make public all the PMs you received?
  4. ^LoL, because everyone is a cleric these days as Sheh says it. Plus the fact that Mullah's these days have few screws loose doesn't have anything to do with it.
  5. Why don't you first tell us what your answer is to your question and why?
  6. Looks-ism is the New Racism by Amil Niazi BREAKING NEWS: COLLEGE GIRLS KICKED OUT OF SORORITY FOR BEING FAT, UGLY Holy shit, I can’t believe after all the hard work that went in to pledge week, those peppy spirits were rejected by the very same, slightly thinner, and passably- attractive bunch that lured them to join the Delta Nus or the Alpha Betas or whatever, in the first place. Now that rag tag gang of pudgos and four-eyes, brace faces and minorities will have to feel, all too early, the cruel slap of reality sting their relatively plain-looking faces. But don’t count them out just yet, because every warm-blooded, bespectacled freak knows the only way to overcome the hierarchy of the Greek house order is to create your own! Nerds rule! From now on nobody pushes the sistahood of the Tri-Thetas around. They are gonna show those *****es what’s what and remind them that Ugly Betty is running this shit. Not even that meddling dean or the prissy head of Gamma Gamma is gonna stand in their way. And they are telling you they are not going to be left out of the glamourous world of sorority houses anymore. And even though the whole concept of sororities and fraternities is so outdated and irrelevant -surely you’ve never known anyone that has actually been in one or God forbid, wanted to be in one – that’s no reason we shouldn’t blow this story way out of proportion. I think they should demand their own reality show on MTV. Just like Sorority Life, except instead of body shots and one-night stands, there’ll be a lot of nerding around and cramming for math tests. And instead of being so surprised that slutty college chicks want to entice date rapists from neighbouring frat houses by kicking out the unwanteds, these nerds should awkwardly fight back, lovably screwing up the whole way, chasing the big man on campus and winning his heart by becoming his tutor or taking all his tests for him and then putting out! But maybe these nerds don’t know the rules. Perhaps they are too young to appreciate the time-honoured tradition of picking on dorks in college, a tradition that goes all the way back to Animal House. Don’t they get that without nerd-segregation we wouldn’t have such classic cultural phenomena as the made-for-TV movies, Dying to Belong and A Friend to Die For ? Alas, even though their parents are shelling out roughly $40,000 a year to keep them in toga robes and pocket protectors, it seems the one class not on Depauw University’s list is History. If it were, this wouldn’t have been such a big deal. Because everybody knows millions of people wouldn’t shell out $12 bucks to watch Legally Nerd, not to mention Legally Nerd II. Sexy blondes and roidy homophobes named Lockhart keep the Greek System afloat, not Mexicans and yo-yo dieters. And so to the sorority reject who said to CNN recently that looks-ism is the new racism, I say, you’re ugly, but there’s nothing wrong with that – Nerds Rule! Funny Article
  7. Taako, the man bluntly asked you to keep his old lady out of these trivial monkeyshines. Despite the fact that you have brought her into this discussion, so lay the Fcuk off.
  8. Stupidh kids. uff Here is something funny
  9. Brother Bob Don’t be so hasty, the flip side of this sad story could be that you and I are what we are because of these godforsaken elders, and we have become what they are not, despite their actions. Be grateful that we are among the lucky ones sire. 1-Since he is born in the West, he will have nothing but Dhaqanka Gaalada. Untrue, I know a handful of Somalis born in Toronto who’s dhaqans hasn’t tainted the slightest bit and more then a handful of Somalis who were born in Somalia who need dhaqan celis. 2-He won't allow his or your relatives to set a foot near his home let alone coming and staying with you as long as they wish. This, I am not even sure I agree, though, it depends on who these relatives are. 3-He won't speak one word of Somali and he will consider the Somali language useless piece of his past. Not speaking the language does not make one less Somali. 4-He will drink like a fish and smoke like he was Abbaas Roti's bakery chimney and he will expect you to follow suit. Lest you didn’t know, there are/were such faraaxs who smoked, drank, and ate leaves till dawn before your time, during your prime and even now in Somalia. West has very little influence on that, its self thought choice. 6-Will let your son decide whether he wants to be circumcised or not as he will consider it to be an ancient custom his ignorant ancestors used to practice. I doubt it very much 7-He will identify himself with the sporting team he likes and their followers instead of his reer hebel hebel tribe. I am surprised, you consider this scenario terrible?? Given, our nation is in its condition because of hebel hebel bs. 8-Expect to attend many fans'meetings in miles away from home so they could bond as a team. Supporting what one likes isn’t bad sire. 9-Expect to get phone calls at ungodly hours from the cops because your husband started a brawl in a bar after his team got beat. If ever, in this case I doubt is the cops that will be calling ( they call only when they arrest a minor) 10-He won't be bothered if another man comes on to you in his presence, in fact, he will encourage you to flirt back. (Dayuus) I doubt any man would encourage such, unless it involves the root of evil. 11-He will cheat on you for god knows who and what (yuck..I don't even want to imagine that) Are we to assume faraaxs of today and yesterday don’t/didn’t cheat? 12-He will encourage you to be a member of nude camps and expect you to go to nude beaches. Why? 14-He will ask your domestic worker to move in with him and inherit everything you ever owned including your great great great Ayeeyo's favourite necklace from your ancestral homeland in Horn of Africa. I think you are taking tiny dip in Hollywood’s mimic tale. 15-He will never mention your name even to your beloved children once you are gone and when he does, he will tell them that you never loved them and you were such a bad mother. You see what I am saying. 17-He will have you believe your great great grandparents were brought to the West on a plane from somewhere Africa as they were the victims of an Alien Invasion and never tell you the fact that you are in fact the result of the experiment of the imperialist’s new system of slavery. Say what?? Cara and Val, right on.
  10. I believe her name was Zaynab or Samsam one of the two, I am not too sure. But she was a lovely lady. Does either of you remembers that cure lady teacher who use to teach science's name? she was too young for a teacher wasn't she?
  11. LoL Valentine Mushunguli'ana saana!
  12. ^That is really unfortunate news to grasp, may Allah protect our fellow Noamds in South Africa. BoB, if you're reading this, How is this turmoil affecting the city and Somalis? Ps: Wish you safety.
  13. Originally posted by Valenteenah: quote:Originally posted by Zafir: Turning 32 [qb]June 5th insha allah. Get out of here! :eek: Oo Waayo Val? June 5th is a problem?
  14. All I am promising to wear on wednesday are these.
  15. Turning 32 June 5th insha allah. I am loving it though, in few year's time I will be paying my car insurance in pennies. Oh how I look forward to that feeling.
  16. Get a hand holder (oye's words) jlee, you'll be less sick of the world yeah.
  17. ^How are things with your cousin Mantra? Good luck to you Ibtisam.
  18. ^Uh, that theory is just about right, if the shackling is to “tolerate” your spouse. Rather understanding your spouse’s needs, similarities, difference, and ambitions brings excitement and endless bliss.
  19. Cara, that sounded a lot like a social worker jargon. However, I won’t refute such cases are high in numbers in our present world. But you have to admit that some women are just plainly silly (lack of better word), when they get sweet talked by their victimizers, yeah. My argument boils down to this, if you know the victim isn’t making sane judgment for the reason, then by all means meddle in and make a choice that best fits, on how you see it.
  20. Today, I am grateful for all of these.
  21. Cara, I am dead serious, if my sister isn’t rational; needless to say I would beat his **** to a fcuking pole and fill out the divorce papers my self. But on the other hand, if my sister /daughter are a rational being who know what's best and the choices in life. I expect them to make that judgment. The old Somalia saying comes to mind: “walaashaa iskuma hubtide, seedigaa ha isku dirin” or something along those lines.
  22. So far I have recognized, Red Sea, Xalimopatra, Stoic and Sapuu. but who are the rest of people? Names please.