Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped. 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Fish stick and hot gravy! Cara and Naden, please spare my silly life for the sake of my nine children, and keep me as your grateful agent so I can pay my child support on time. I will do everything in my worldly power to accommodate your wishes be it I wed you both at the same time in the same night. Lord knows I would do it, I would do anything, anything! Che, you can never get rid of me that easy; there is no bond greater then qabiil bond

Che, LoL.. So, you do what she is saying while she is watching you from the TV, neetto mosquito! I think that old lady is segsy actualy. Puuja, Why don't you pick a husband from Che and Co, you might be thankfull yourself.

^About the Big O? Cara, LoL, Nine.

Jim, Sidey u libisato ayuu kahelaa. Cara, maxaa yeelay?

Puuja, No pain no gain is the motto for the sufferers. Me, waa adiga su'aalaha badane, midee baad door bidi laheyd qudhaadu?

^I don't get it, what's Hymen Eliminator?

Welcome Val, glad you're back/ We missed you and when I say “we” I mean me and Ng.

^Why do the cowards and lazy couch potato’s someone’s always cheer for the resistance? An equally important question.

Cara, Pissing against the wind eh? Talk like that again and I’ll make sure you never get a job in this town, don’t ever think you can cross me, I made you and I can destroy you. I don’t do well with contracts claws, but it’s good you reminded me of no nudity; I am going to ask Naden to play your body stunt, that is if you can afford the world to view you with dimpled thighs, your call. Oh yeah you are into Feng Shui huh, fortunate for you Che is into fortune cookies, we were actually analyzing his latest one which said “a fat woman will befall you” if what Naden said is any true, look then we not look any further. Naden, Don’t ever describe as skinny man with skinny arms, and just because you are one of my favorite people in the world, I have managed to pull you out of that Bollywood production and found you something even great, this might just be your best movie ever. With out further adue, you will be casting Shrek Four, as Princess Malena, the nemeses of Princess Fiona. I think I have out done my self this time. We should get together for drinks later. [edit] When I read my post this morning, it felt all wrong in more ways than one.

Originally posted by Naden: ^ So it's like that, huh? A girl gets a couple of grays on her head and a couple of dimples on her thighs and the sleaze bag agent drops her like tapered pants :mad: :rolleyes: . O’ Dimpled one (giggling at my own thoughts imagining cellulite on canjadhs), have you no faith in your agent? You are no worthy of this silly play, you have acquired fame and prestige in this industry, you have become somebody from nobody and everybody who knows anybody know it’s because of your agent. O’ Grey haired one, have no worries; in my eyes you are as young as two day old rose (forever beautiful). This was going to be a surprise, but now that you twisted my arm, I am negotiating with my people in Bollywood in a project that begins next year where you play a role of loving mother who treated miserably by her only son, Amitabh bachan will play the role of your son, isn’t that awesome? Che,the surprising thing is Cara sent me a private message with that same request. Wallee I see people who have the hots for each other. Folks, I am just an agent not a match maker, OKEEY.

Zaylici, How much are you paying the leading actress/actor roles? <---Cara and Che's agent

Dhalasho wacan pacifist.

^

Originally posted by AAliyah416: Zafir, Oh my god, you’re saying that she so submissive that she would never take her anger on you. I am not so sure whether it is out of respect or simply she doesn’t have the guts. Either way from what I gathered from your words, anger and frustration was accumulating inside her, because once you asked her “to yell at them as if you were yelling at me”, you had the mattress the next day. Which means she yelled her head off lol. That should tell you before it is too late you better have a middle ground and understanding, otherwise this marriage won’t last. wa salaamu alaikum In a nutshell, What I was trying say was she isn't submissive. "There are three sides to Doritos Tandoori Sizzler - which will you play with?" From there, each spot ends with the main character acting either sweet, bold or hot. I choose Bold

Originally posted by AAliyah416: Zafir, Oh my god, you’re saying that she so submissive that she would never take her anger on you. I am not so sure whether it is out of respect or simply she doesn’t have the guts. Either way from what I gathered from your words, anger and frustration was accumulating inside her, because once you asked her “to yell at them as if you were yelling at me”, you had the mattress the next day. Which means she yelled her head off lol. That should tell you before it is too late you better have a middle ground and understanding, otherwise this marriage won’t last. wa salaamu alaikum In a nutshell, What I was trying say was she isn't submissive. "There are three sides to Doritos Tandoori Sizzler - which will you play with?" From there, each spot ends with the main character acting either sweet, bold or hot. I choose Bold

My wife is the most submissive woman you’ll ever meet, I tell you this because if she wasn’t submissive I would have walked out on her long time ago. Just the other day I walked in the house while she was on the phone with sears mattress people, making a complaint about the mattress they delivered, and how is dragged on the floor and had gotten scratched. Soon as she saw me enter the room, she said “honey could you yell at these people and demand they change this mattress” “you can hold on your own luv, I want nothing to do with these people. Perhaps, think of it as yelling at me” said I, she didn’t even look back, u should have seen her go, next day we had a new mattress.

I have one word for you Forensics, don't you watch CSI'? Now who is the brainer?

NG, LoL. You do wish Val was here today don’t you? You’re getting rejected left and right, I must say I feel your woe for I miss her too. [Edit]Sheh, I will have a bowl, hadaadan Jac igu dhijineyn.

^Allow amuudhaha sahal. Don’t believe her. She is the type to pour boiling water.

^Allaha ku caafiyo Serenity, Mubruuks is in order, best of luck to you and have a blast. I have never seen this place happening like this on a Friday.

Paragon, Today might be your lucky day sire; I have recently enrolled to this beautiful small clan that is situated in southern Ontario, I mean the entire clan consists of 14 individuals. Your promised peace, prosperity, health policy that looks hotter then Halle Berry and free coverage for you and your family. But you better hurry offer ends soon.

Munira, The question you need to be asking your self is, what kind of a friend doesn’t fight for her bestest friend’s husband? Go and kick some ****, the other woman was clearly at fault for she slipped and landed where she wasn’t supposed to land.