Zafir
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The above picture doesn't do me any justice, waan madoobeeyaa now adays, Ilaahoo madoobeyso hanaga qaadin.
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Brown, I am sorry dude, when you're right you're right, it's bajaq not fajaq, sujui not sjuwie and not fuley at all. Now, what does Mlendo mean?
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I second that! Fulay yaa sjuwie.
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^I don't know sxb, I guess you can say, I was young and restless. Hey KK, this is me now.
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LOOL.. Now that was funny.
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LOL@Che. KK, what can I say, I am tight A$S.
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Looks like we posted at the same time.
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Here you go Xiin, I can attest to Che looking like an indian. me and Che in the good old days.
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What he actually meant was Fajaq, excuse him, he is Sjuwie!
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I know what you have in mind Che, let me give you heads up. NO SHORTS ALLOWED.
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[edit]. What's the prevalence of obesity in the somali community anyway? Where is the line between 'big boned & plump is sexy' to being 'too fat'? Is there no stigma for being fat I wonder? I've never seen anyone being made fun of for being fat or being outcasted...or maybe that's just my experience. Hhmmm. And how long have you had weight issues? Just Kidding.. Somali communities go to the extreme measures to insult and isolate Fatties . Haven’t you ever hear of the pearcing words like: Shuluq Butacoow-Baano-oyel Waxan naaxsan Ma qof buu cunay Bal baruurtan eega
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Phew! I thought the day would never come. I must chew tonight!
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This one is more believable. This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in America. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck. She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named Shankar. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone. You can never see her without her hand phone. In fact she also changed her phone from Verizon to T-mobile. So both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. She spends half of the day talking with Shankar. Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. (Just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please bury me with my cell phone" she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people couldn’t carry her body, I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn’t, everybody including me, had tried to carry the body, the result was still the same. Eventually, they called a person who knows one of their neighbours, who can speak with the dead person, who turned out to be a friend of her fathers. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here." Then her friends told that person about her intentions to be buried with her phone, He then opened the grave box and placed her phone and Sim card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom..... Shankar: "Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don’t tell Priya that I'm coming home today,I want to surprise her." Her mother replied..... "You come home first; I want to tell you something very important." After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "don’t try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, I have a gift for her. And Please stop this nonsense". Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He said... "It’s not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Shankar was shaking. Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "See this is from Priya, see this...." he showed the phone to priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her Sim card since it is nailed. Inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the man (who can spoke with deal) help again. Who brought his master to solve this matter? He & his master worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them... T-mobile has the best coverage. Where ever you go, our network follows!!!
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London: Somali week Festival with Hassan Ganey, Hadraawi and Gaarriye
Zafir replied to Jacaylbaro's topic in General
Iyara sug telephone baan ku hadlayaayee. -
London: Somali week Festival with Hassan Ganey, Hadraawi and Gaarriye
Zafir replied to Jacaylbaro's topic in General
Never mind, waa qaraacay numberkii. -
London: Somali week Festival with Hassan Ganey, Hadraawi and Gaarriye
Zafir replied to Jacaylbaro's topic in General
Waar sheekhoow ma London baad u soo guurtay? waxaan kol dhaweyd ku wediiyey, meeqo saac waaye somalia. -
Imagine a world without crazy glue? Uuuugh.
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Hush little baby go to sleep aabo is gonna buy you a brand new jeeb Hush little baby go to sleep aabo is gonna buy you a brand new sheep Seriously though, are there somali lullabies apart from "hooyo ma joogto, aabo ma joogo"?
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Waar sheeykhjacaloow, soomaaliyaan doonayey in aan telephone u diree, maaqo saac ayeey idiin tahay?
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^^Bac = Xaliimos Madow = Dark Bac-madow = dark xalimos. Don't mention it.
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Val,you had it wrong all along his dad's last name is Skipper Sr. correct your self bleees. Nothing gives me so much plesure that correcting a xalimo who is off the mark. LOL.
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Lool..Intaad iga weyn tahay ayaa iigu faanee miyaa. Boomaato is the cure for my acne, what was your?
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Somali Woman Accused Of Stabbing Driver In Moving Truck
Zafir replied to Jacaylbaro's topic in General
Mr.Brown, you say don't publish this and yet you quote me, how fare is that advice really? *Disclaimer* That was the hunger talking, i dhageysta, Alberta ayeey ka dilacday, ontario waxba mayaalaan ceydh oo kaliya aay ugu imaan, ee ha imaanina. -
Zafir,Finqooq maxaaa keenay meesha? :confused: I thought we were talking about naxariisdarada luqada af soomaaliga, it's just Acne.
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