Baashi, you’ll be opening the door for a very lucrative business there, sxb. They'll attack hospitals every day of the week. So exactly what use are any of us tomorrow if everybody is being wiped out today? So exactly what use are any of us tomorrow if everybody is being wiped out today? If everybody is wiped out tomorrow we will be of no use since they’re all be dead. I suppose we’ll have to start from scratch. Not a bad thing if you ask me! Not that I’m wishing death on anyone, you understand. If I misunderstood your above comment, please feel free to correct me.

Well, it’s very unlikely that the women will know or they would have kept it a...secret. I say ask the guys.

Is the Somaliland passport recognised by anyone? If it is, then great! But, if it were not, wouldn’t your suggestion create problems for the Somalilanders who have and use the Somali passport? In addition, how would Somaliland be able to open up a screening office in Mogadishu when you’re saying most “terrorists” come from there? Would they be allowed to do so? I somehow fail to see how this is going to be of any benefit to Somaliland! :confused:

Ladies, are there any GOOD men out there? I’ve been circling this thread for a few days now, I could see there is something wrong with the title but I just couldn’t work it out. A few seconds ago though, Bang! Screech! Wallop! BINGO! Arr Eurikaan ku edhi, Eureka. I got it. Why is she asking the ladies if there are any good men out there?

"jeez 'jeez interj - Corrupted form of the pejorative "Jesus." The term is notable in that it is most often used singularly, either at the beginning of a sentence, the end of a sentence, or as a sentence all on its own; "Jeez. I thought my mittens were at your house." Although used as an exclamation of frustration or emphasis, it is somewhat more benign than "Jesus," "Jesus Christ," or "Christ" which are often used in the same manner. See also: Geehover, holy-liftin', jeezly, jeezum-crow, frigg. NEXT» " http://www.dooryard.ca/jeez.html I thought about it a while ago...and I thought that you know the way people say "Oh my god!"...or "Yaarabi"....is kinda like the same way people say "Jesus!"....you know what I mean?...I mean if you see it another way, its cool... but thats how i use to see it....you know...like why hasn't anyone picked up on saying "Moses!"..."Abraham!"...or for us "Mohamed!" Saying Ya Mohammed would be a form of shirk. You’re right the intentions are what counts but better avoid the whole thing, I guess.

Today was RudeBoy’s day off from his rehabilitation program. He woke up very early, had his breakfast and went out to the maqaaxi. In there, he met his new friends - Faisal Dhul-Dhaqaaqi (RudeBoy calls him SHORTY) and Cali Ceyal (short for Ceyal Sooq). The boys were explaining to RudeBoy the finer points of being a Ceyal Sooq. Even though Rudeboy is a thug and would usually sneer at any attempts of portraying the Somali Cyeal Sooq Movement as being anything special, he is normally cool enough to give the boys a chance to express themselves and feel important. Dhul-Dhaqaaqi was talking about the advantages a Xabagle has over a Weed Smoker while sniffing away from an old handkerchief and smiling after every sniff to drive his point home. RudeBoy was laughing and saying “ You is a joka, blud, a JOKA........innit, Ceyal?” Cali Ceyal was nodding and laughing even though he didn’t know what any of it meant. He’s been hearing RudeBoy talking about this “Ina Ceyal” guy for a long time and assumed it must be someone RudeBoy knows back in engarland! Finally, Dhul_Dhaqaaqi decided that he’s had enough of the old handkerchief and was ready for some action, so he threw the smelly thing away, stood up and told the boys to follow him. They all got up and started walking down the street to meet a guy Dhul_Dhaqaqi knows. This guy turned out to be non other than the world famous (according to him) Yassin Stockholm! A former multilingual “BadBoy” who’s been a qaxooti in most countries of the world. The minute he saw RudeBoy, he started singing a Bolivian Hip Hop song about welcoming strangers. He noticed that RudeBoy didn’t understand him so he switched to French with the words “ Parle Francoi, ninyaho?” RudeBoy replied, “naah, blud, I’s don’t speak Spanish but I’s been to Aya Nappa nuf times, ya get me?” Stockholm takes a few minutes to place the accent and the language then gets all animated, firing invisible guns in the air and making strange grunts! “ You from Laaan Dhan? You is my boy, RudeBoy, ya get me? I’s lived in Laaan Dhan five year before I discover if you live in Holland you can get caydha from Belgium too, you get me? I only came back home to start a business, you get me? The boys sit around and have a chat about life and ting for a while. Dhuul-Dhaqaagi and Ceyal sit with them hearing about the great adventures of “Ina Ceyal” and hoping to meet this great man after hearing all these amazing things about him. Then, in the early afternoon, RudeBoy makes his move! He looks at the three guys and says: Listen, blud yeah, listen yeah. I’s been back home now for three days, yeah and I’s seen no girls, blud! Alright, alright, I’s seen one girl yeah, a lickkle piece of Somali xalwo, ya get me? I’s stop her and say “so what you saying, inadeero?” yeah, she smiles at me and says “arr ma carab baad aheed?” I’s say “naah, man, naah don’t diss a man like dat yeah, do you see me wearing a comaaamad or got a towel on my madax? I aint no carab boy yeah, I’s a thug, huuno abaayo, I’s a thug, aight? I’s say to her give me da digits , blud but girl is playing hard to get, bro..She tells me she’s giving me da digits of da next yard, blud! I’s tell her me na want your neighbour’s phone number, I want Lumberkaaga, inadeero yeah....Crazy girl is laughin and telling me take da neighbour’s number, take da neighbour’s number,sagagar yaho. I’s walked off, blud. FOR REAL, I’s just walked right off yeah. Girl was fit and ting but I’s don’t like nobody fa take me for a fool, you get me yeah? Stockholm falls about laughing and the other two join in. RudeBoy says “ allow it, blud, allow it...So tell me, where da girls at, blud, where dem xalimos at yeah? As Keith Sweat says, keep it coming, keep those Dhirbaaxos coming, blud :rolleyes:

My back hurts, my legs hurt, my ears hurt and even my smallest toe hurts. What the hell forced me to go to such a party at my old age? I’ve got to admit that it was well organised - well, as much as you can expect from a party with Somalis in it! But, I’m getting real old for such things. I had little boys and little girls running through my legs all night. Now I know I’m a very good looking and attractive man but I’ve been off the market for a long time, I forgot why I decided to avoid these type of parties in the first place. The section I was standing on was so slippery, girls were falling head over heals every time they looked at me. My great aura didn’t have anything to do with it either; it was the drool of all the other girls before them what did it. The little boys felt threatened and kept looking up to catch my eye and provoke me into some sort of argument or fight, just to prove to the girls that they can keep up with me! One little rascal even dared to call me ADEER! :eek: It was a good night (not one I would repeat in a hurry). All the men and women had a very good time and came out of that place smiling. I’m glad I played a small part in making those smiles bigger (See? A bit of modesty for all you twitchy people out there). :cool: I’m not an arrogant person at all, man. When people look up at me, I get down on my knees and look them straight in the eye.

Jawahiir, Yes she does but she's more into clothes and shoes

These days, I'm not too fussy about the looks, the intelligence, the height or roundness of the woman of my dreams. Because she's just that; The woman of my dreams. She changes everyday(last week, she was the shop assistant at my local M&S). I'm of the market but there is no harm in window shopping from time to time, you get me? :cool:

AS, xaasidnimada jooji dee..the more hal the merrier :cool: Why do every pair of shoes I purchase cut me? Probably not a good idea to confess that you have big feet when checkmate is around, dear. Did you forget he has a foot fetish? :rolleyes:

QL, I was being sarcastic, bro. :mad: It probably sounded better in my head!

Haniif, sometimes, it does I'm at home right now and I'm still on here. But that's only because it's late and I can't be botherd with going out anywhere. Plus, it's the weekend

^^^ I’m hoping this was a rhetorical question.

Round and round the garden, like a teddy bear....Actually, it’s not at all tickly. :eek:

I am sure he hates them nuff,to keep the palaces clean and more glamorous--hate nuff,to not say nothing when they agree on a PLAN to attack 'ABDULLAHVILLE'....aah u get my swing! Yes I can see where you’re heading with this. But, there is a flow in your argument. One of the many Abdullahs does clean the palaces but he’s not from Saudi Arabia, he’s from India, bro. The other Abdullahs in ABULLAHVILLE have not been attacked by the government yet. That’s the reason for their infuriating indifference.

Ngonge and EMMY!......fine, I dont hate 'ABDULLAH' in the street, But i HATE the 'ABDULLAH' thats in the PALACES--Fair Nuff? More than fair. You'll probably find that "Abdullah" hates the guys in the palaces too. :rolleyes:

Lakkad, I'm even mor bored now than I was before. These guys are starting to fall by the way side and agree with us! :mad:

Nomad UK Presents: The Official celebration Of 13th Anniversary Of Somaliland Independence Day. Legend of Z, 1960 would not make it the 13th Anniversary either. ** waits for the penny to drop **

Heh. Shame it took over eighty-two posts to finally get an admission out of you.

It doesn’t matter, man. Somalis always find a way round these little obstacles. They banned the Somali passport because it’s false? Well, the same guys who produced false Somali passports can produce false American ones and they definitely can produce false Kenyan ones. Where there is a will, there is Mosoq Masiq! Plus, you can always ask inadeerka Kuwait, Dubai ama London jooqa to send you his passport if you really needed to travel for medical reasons, etc.

When you say “physical proximity” do you mean being alone in a public place with out a moxram, or do you mean being ALONE together with everything that entails? I think the first one is widespread (and in most people’s eyes is normal – I know it should not be of course). I don’t know about people “dating” each other as a result of meeting on an online forum though. Would be a bit strange if it was true!

Today, Xaaji Abukur-Dhaqan-Yaqaan called Rudeboy into his living room and asked him what he knew about goat slaughtering. Rudeboy replied: “Goat is a ceesan, yeah? Wa gwan, adeer, me na QAL ceesan, me only deal with orgi. FIX up LOOk sharp, adeer! Anyways, I tells ya how ama run tingz, blud. I’ll get da knife yeah, da mendi, innit! I make sure it’s very sharp, ya get me? Den I’s catch da goat and do a propa sabaxad on it, ya understand? Wan ku dhul fadheesanaya goatka, yeah?...den I will shake dat ting like sean paul says, you get me? When I’m in total control of the goat yeah, I will do da QAL, you get me? Me tinks dat de best way to do it adeer is move in a quick - of da hook - motion, na’mean? Why you staring at me like dat, xaaji? Don’t watch me, blud. I know you tinking to yaself “wat he is chattin bout”, but don’t stress, star. I will say bismillah before I cut the goat head, dats a minor, blud. wat you take me for, I is not a gaaalo man. One ting though adeer..see I have nuff luv for every livin ting and I don’t think I can watch da goat die, you get me? Remember da first time I’s did it, bridgen? You know I’s a soldier and can deal wid any ting, ANY TING! blud. But tell ya da truth I’s can’t deal wid no headless goat caraar here and caraar dere, chief. Dat don’t mean I’s not a soldier no more, you get me? In a thug’s world, I’s a thug, naah, adeer..don’t call me no yardi, na’mean yeah. I’s no tuuug. i’s just a ordinary former qaxooti thug, you get me. Anyway, xaaji, I’m tired from talking, shah meyanaad na seen, waxay bakheelnimado, blud? I think I’m getting addicted to Dhirbaaxos. Hit me baby one more time(because I’m still bored).

make sure ur friend dont give shiit away, and that she is cautious! What a great turn of phrase you have there

^^^ I feel ya girlfriend abaayo, huuno, walashisa, macaanto, girlfriend... baaldi testosterone ka booxa ayaan ahay, me no girlfriend, ma arkino? :mad: lakin wixi kale aad tedhi o dhan wa wada sax.