^^^^ :eek: Damn you're quick!

Aha! Got you. Based on that little bit of information, I will be able to construct an accurate profile of you (up to your favourite bedtime story) very soon.

You guys must be the class of 2004 then. I’m surprised that you’re a Somali who plays football and never heard of JAMAC. He used to play for the Liverpool youth team before he decided to be Somali about the whole thing and not take it seriously. Really missed a good chance. Anyway, do you recognise any of the guys in the this website? NORTHERN STARS

^^^^ Mirror, mirror on the wall...

^^^ You’re going to play football in that tournament? My younger brother has been doing that for the past ten years (maybe less but it seems like it). The Liverpool guy is not Jamac, is he? (Not even sure if you know him but he can’t run much these days, man). See, I told you you’re my long lost brother, man. :mad:

This is rude and I'm going to delete it in a minute but thought the Italy fans here might like to see it. :rolleyes:

The shame, the shame! Where is the Somali hospitality, people? The brother said that he’s undecided about coming to Canada this summer. He was giving you a hint in the hope that one of you will get it and offer him a bed to sleep in and maybe a tour of the city (probably just the tour – the bed will be provided by his inaadeer). Did anyone offer? Did anyone ask for his date of arrival and offer to pick him up from the airport? Shame on you, people, shame on you! :mad: Northerner, you know if you weren’t a UK boy we would have arranged a big “Welcome to London” party on the day of your arrival, blud. Dem Canadians is propa stingy, ya get me? Stir it up, little darling, stir it up Come on, baby

^^^^ Are you married to a sales rep, saaxib?

Revised list after last night’s games: Cech Czech Republic Goalkeeper (2) Silvestre France Defender £5.0m (1) Mellberg Sweden Defender £4.0m (10) R Kovac Croatia Defender £3.5m (0) (Replaced Grygera Czech Republic £3.5m –1) Bridge England Defender £4.0m (0) Did not play (Replaced with F De Boer Holland £4.5m 8) Gravesen Denmark Midfielder £3.0m (11) Luis Figo Portugal Midfielder £6.5m (3) Ronaldo Portugal Midfielder £5.0m (5) Zidane France Midfielder £6.5m (29) Allback Sweden Striker £3.5m (5) Morientes Spain Striker (8) (Replaced with Tomasson Denmark £4.5m 28) Total of 74 for the first round.

I used to have the same problem years ago when I was a student, saaxib. But the minute I got a job and finally managed to pay off my overdrafts, I cancelled my credit cards and never ever been in debt again. Still broke though (it’s called marriage). Most single people are big spenders anyway, so don’t panic; you’re not alone here. The girls however, are a bit better than the guys. They put some of their money into a Hakbad (Hagbad – what’s the right spelling for this?). You should too; $100 a month for a whole year will mean you’ll have $1200 to spend in the next year. You will need all of this when some young filly that will expect you to marry her in the Hilton ensnares you! I’m not sure how bad things are, but if they’re really, really bad then my next tip to you, is to find you one of those huge bottles of mineral water (the ones you find in offices and the like), this time you wont have to turn it upside down (like your cup story). Keep the empty bottle beside your bed and every night when you come home from work, empty most of your loose change into that bottle. In a few months time you’ll discover that you’ve got a little treasure in that bottle (I once bought a car as a result of that saving method).

Shaqo la'aanta idin haysa waynaa! Focus on the show, not the dude. Its all about the game, he may hugged a lesbian, or drunk a wine, so what? Who said Somalis should all behave the same? you'r a homophobic? <<>>> Don't expect others to be like you. Mideeda kale, why do you people assume every Somali is Muslim? Even if Ahmed is Muslim as his name suggests whatever he does is between him and Allah. He's there to play a game and win it too. So beat it. I thought we already did this! It’s not about the show, dear. It’s all about this guy. I personally would not have bothered with the fifth serious of Big Brother if this guy were not in it. When people use the words “ it’s not for you to judge, it’s for Allah to judge him”, they make it sound as if they revealed some big secret the rest of humanity didn’t know off! It’s a nice way to completely end a discussion. What sane person would argue against that, huh? Well, the discussion is not over. We’re not planning to burn him or send him to some sort of mortal paradise. We’re judging his actions in relation to us. If you’ve got to defend his actions, by all means, do so. Just don’t turn it into a xisaab and ceqaab issue. Otherwise, every discussion on this board will turn into one. The name 'Somali' is sacred not, rather, its like football; it enters in whichever goal-net ones kicks it to. Of course it’s like football. It’s like the English hooligans in Portugal, saaxib. The law-abiding majority can’t help but cringe and recoil every time they see or hear of their exploits in another Portuguese city. It’s not scared but there is nothing wrong with wanting it to signify something better than this! :mad:

^^^ All you English fans are really setting yourselves up for major disappointment. Not to mention the keenly anticipated fact that in a week’s time, I’ll be prancing about the forum saying “I told you so, I told you so”. Take my advice and don’t put all your eggs in one basket (they can’t keep the ball for more than two seconds, could you trust them with your eggs?) All this is getting very surreal even for me.

*Nips out to do a spot of shopping* Designer bags? Burberry shirts? Jimmy Choo Stilettos? Ah, you’re probably running to your nearest Prets! :mad:

^^^ It’s a game dear, not an opportunity to scratch an itch. Let it go now, just walk away. :rolleyes:

Looks like your following your heart more than your head with those predictions mate, not very good! I’ll have you know that I arrived at these predictions after a gruelling session of logical thinking and a wearisome process of elimination. Even the position of the stars bodes well for a Greek victory. But, lest you think that I use voodoo and magic to make my predictions, let me assure you that it was all arrived at using a very complex mathematical equation. If the Cup = X And reaching the final = Y And Luck = D* Then Greece + Y = X Also Y-D = England *I’ve already made the assumption that Greece = D. They won their first games ever in the tournament. They qualified out of their group for the first time ever and they’re staging the biggest sporting event this year. Troy was a success and Helen was the most beautiful girl in the world. Achilles speaks with an American accent and Victor got his backside whopped. All the signs point to a Greek victory, saaxib. Andreas Papandreou, Plato, Socrates, Archimedes, Aesop and now the entire Greek football team will be added to this famous list. :rolleyes:

Portugal 2 - England 2 (Portugal win on penalties) Greece 1 - France 0 (Bye Bye Mon Ami) Sweden 1 - Holland 2 Denmark 1 - Czech Rep 3 Greece declared as shock winners.

And who told you that I’m not? :mad: I just took a break to gather my thoughts, man. Plus, I’ve already "delegated" a week’s worth of work in the last half hour alone. :cool:

^^^ Bee? You’ve given her a pet name, man? Heh. Very appropriate name. I’ve been stung a few times too but not as much as you have it seems. :rolleyes:

Heh. Says the guy with the Homer Simpson aviator! Glass houses, limp wrists and lots of stones spring to mind.. :rolleyes:

Ahem..I watch it for research purposes only. :rolleyes: I still find it strange to see our old friend in that house and mixing with such people. But after more than twenty days in that house, I started to warm up to him a little. The brother seems a little confused, hope he finally gets the "acknowledgement" he craves (and never ever show his face on my TV screen again). :mad:

^^^Oh. My. God! :eek: She agrees with me for once! Somebody check her tempreture.

Aeryn Sun, you're not an Everyone fan, are you? Why would any sane person put themselves through that much punishment? :eek: As for Liverpool, we took a well earned rest for a few years but now that we got a new manager, we mean business. We're coming to get what's rightfully ours. :cool: England are not worth talking about, they always flatter to deceive. In a tournament where the Mighty Italians and the Talented Spaniards have been knocked out, what can silly old England do? Lets face it, they're punching above their weight as it as! :rolleyes:

You can hardly compare the people in those weddings to the Prophet (csw) or his companions, Sis. Yes, we can strive to be like them but somehow I don’t think many people are as clear thinking as you are. Enjoy it while it lasts, dear.

Heh. It’s ok Benny, sleep as much as you want, I’ll wake you up when England get knocked out, saaxib. :rolleyes: It ain’t over until the fat kid gets sent off

^^^ I actually don’t think the club will progress as long as those two are in the team, saaxib. They’re the reason (along with the previous manager of course) that Liverpool has turned into a long ball football club. Gerrard is a good tackler and hard worker but a playmaker he is not. Yet, the Liverpool fans and many of the England fans regard him as such. Even he regards himself as such! Sell him to any fools who are ready to part with £25 million and buy some real talent instead. I get the feeling that Banitez will do that anyway. :rolleyes: