First in, AGAIN. Morning all.

OdaySomali;892443 wrote: Ever come across vicious evil yet pious muslims with foul characters. Walahi it makes me wonder sometimes, the balance between forgiveness to and jannah for pious muslims who are yet all that a bad person embodies. You don't go to jannah for being pious, adeer. You go there (if ever) because of allah's mercy. (didn't want to comment on the topic itself because you have not been clear with your evil/pious dance there).

Gheelle.T;916644 wrote: I don't understand what the Saudi government and the Saudi male society in general are so afraid of. Why cant women drive or go out on their own? I'll answer your question here if you answer my question on this thread: http://www.somaliaonline.com/community/showthread.php/63659-Hoyada-Magaceed?highlight=hoyada+magaceed :D

^^ Nothing under the curtain, saaxib. This is small stuff compared with the massive scandles related to the arms deals between the UK and the Saudis. After all, what's one dirty prince when compared to a several billion dollar arams contract?

^^ A big, FAT, arms contract you say? NEVER!

nuune;916611 wrote: Why is she late, the picture was already taken, I want to know why is she late and what made her late. Oba's great uncle was trying to get her number dee. Can't you see how she looks all hot and flustered and how she's holding to the stairs with both arms there? Wax fahan.

^^ Johnny does not believe in sons or spirits, saaxib. He reckons that when he dies he's going to become tree fodder (unless they burn him of course, in which case he'll be a bit of...err..dandruff).

^^ War that one looks late for the photo and is walking down the stairs.

^^ Other than the glorious return of sheikh nuune you mean?

oba hiloowlow;916416 wrote: Not really interested in the topic itself for it's comparing two different eras when the writer already struggles with the one he's in, never mind bygone days. However, the thing that attracted my attention is the exam hall! How do they verify the identity of the niqaabis in these exams?

^^ Each culture has its faults. Bet you many Indians wonder about ours.

Malika, "Sati" only applied when the woman was a widow and wanted to die with her husband. Don't panic, unless you kill him they will not burn you. (welcome back by the way. Long time no see and all that).

^^ And after all that, the girl goes to live with her mother in law and gets bossed around by her new husband's family. Can't we find one of those for Wyre? :D

^^ Never mind that and listen to Zlatan speak instead. Following David Beckham's announcement upon signing a five-month contract with PSG that he will donate his entire salary to a Parisian children's charity, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has announced that he will donate all of his wages to himself. "I heard Beckham's decision and it made me think," Ibrahimovic told reporters while on duty with the Swedish national team. "Who is most deserving of all of the money that I, Zlatan, am paid? The answer is Zlatan. The children of Paris are not leading Ligue 1 in goals this season. I am. I have 20 goals. The next best players have 12. Twelve! If anything, the children of Paris should be giving me even more money for having the privilege of being in the same city as my incredible quality. And so should David Beckham. Call it a Zlaritable donation." The initial wave of praise for Beckham's charity decision last week quickly led to a backlash as French critics are now accusing him of donating his salary, signing a short-term deal and maintaing residence in England as a way to avoid the proposed 75 percent tax rate on France's top earners. But Ibrahimovic finds hypocrisy in this criticism. "When I signed with PSG the politicians called my wages 'indecent' in a time when so many people are struggling, even though it is a lot of money that can be taxed and help the country," Ibrahimovic continued, while demonstrating Taekwondo moves. "Now Beckham gives all of his wages to a local charity and people call him a tax dodger. Both are examples of ****** people complaining about good things. It is a waste of breath. Like Pep Guardiola blowing up his own birthday balloons, which I then pop with an overhead kick the second he is finished. These people should be subject to a 75 percent ********* tax payable to the Bank of Zlatan. Then they will have something to really complain about." http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/future-news-zlatan-ibrahimovic-announces-donating-entire-salary-065816514--sow.html;_ylt=ArU8RskI_jq7Qrl0r6VCu6MLE904;_ylu=X3oDMTJiYWJzaDJ0BG1pdANCbG9nIEluZGV4IGJ5IEJsb2cgI2RlZmF1bHRfbGF5b3V0X3NtYXJ0cGhvbmUEcG9zAzIyBHNlYwNNZWRpYUJsb2dJbmRleA--;_ylg=X3oDMTFpMm9iMzh1BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANibG9nBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25z;_ylv=3

^^ Faheema doesn't count. She's neither in or out. Juxa, That's what women do. With men, it's all about not stepping on someone else's toes or "disrespect" as the kids would say. Hope you're feeling better. And, remember it was only me that was asking about you in here. Meel ku qor.

^^ It's usually me too.

FIRST IN, again. Morning all. Norf, I told you it was normal.

^^ That's the joke Jb should have opened with. :D

^^ That's what you say, but you're fish. So your'e not better than me when it comes to what is ok in the Somali context. Plus, they're all related anyway (inadeerka from the side of your aunties fifth cousin or soemthing). :D

^^ It's about two friends of mine. One married and one isn't. I phone the married one's house and the unmarried one picks up. The married one is not even home yet this guy is sitting in his house, drinking his tea and chatting to his wife for close to two hours. Because for Somalis (as Ibti says) it's ok! Understand?

^^ There is nothing creepy in Somali context. In these things, it's all systems go. I remember phoning a friend's house only for my other friend to pick up the phone. After greating and what not, I ask him where the "man of the house" is and he replies that he's not in. So, of course, being a "carab" as Ibti says, I ask the obvious question "oo haduu maqanahay, adiga maxa meesha ku dhigay"?..the reply was "oh I'm waiting for him to come home, he'll be here in an hour". I couldn't push it any further but I gave him a long lecture the next time I met him.

^^ Creepy?

^^ First of all, I don't know where she lives. Secondly I'm not in the habit of visiting married Somali women (I don't even feel comfortable visiting my own sisters) and thirdly (and probably more importantly), she will not open the door.

Salaam Ibti. Oh, this reminds me; where is Juxa? She was complaining of illness the other day and we have not seen her since.