hi my nomads these is about two mental retarded patients JIM AND MARY -jim and mary were both patients in a mental hospital. one day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. he sunk to the bottom and stayed there. mary promptly jumbed in to save him. she swam to the bottom and pulled jim out. when the medical director heard the heroic response of mary, he immediately ordered her to be discharged, as he now considered her to be mentally stable when he went to tell mary the news, he said"mary, i have both good news and bad news. the good news is that i am discharging you for your heroic act by trying to save someones life..i think u have regained your senses and the bad news is that...jim the patient you saved,,,hanged himself with a bathrobe belt in the bathroom. i am sorry, but he is dead. "mary replied,,,"he didnt hang himself, i put him there to dry WIIL-WALL//A TRUE NOMAD

hi Iimaan and my fellow nomads iimaan.. hellooo...is it meeee you are looking for and i wonder where you are and i wonder what u do are u somewhere feeling lonely or someone loving u... ofcourse by the legend..lionel-richie iimaan, sister. follow your heart. you dont have to tell the guy right away about your feelings, but you have to make the first approach pple meet diferent ways..either in schools,parties,weddings,malls,movies,libraries..etc and i guess online too, so dont get discouraged dont be afraid or else you will be indenial good luck your bro WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD [This message has been edited by wiil-waal (edited 03-17-2002).] [This message has been edited by wiil-waal (edited 03-17-2002).]

loool, shaqsi. i guess the indian wont send his children again

hello, my fellow nomads a young boy always made his prayers at night b4 he goes to bed and every night someone heard what he said begining from the first night, -good night mammy, good night daddy, good night grandpa and GOOD BYE GRANDMA -next day his grandma died -second night, good night mammy, good night daddy, and GOOD BY GRANDPA -next day his granpa passed away everybody start getting worried -third night again, good night mamy and GOOD BY daddy next day his daddy was so scared to die he hired body guards to watch him while he went to work and they followed him wherever he went after his long day of work, he rushed home and asked his wife..did anything happen? and she told him..the poor milkman dropped dead on our step-door WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD

hi ismahan and my fellow nomads all flight-thirteen pple (01-01)will fall under fir tree..lol i am under elm-tree,,all is true other than "not forgiving".nooooooo dont do this to me ismahan..but i do forgive good game though WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD

hi my fellow nomads looooooooool, wait until u hear this as much as i hate using profanity words, i ask u to bare with me..i guess its all about humor those who know swahili might have more understanding about this joke well..a swahili speaking guy knocked at his neighbours door..knock..knock a somali lady answered by saying..wa-kuma? not knowing what the word "wa-kuma" meant in somali he responded..wa-mboro!..LOL thats all forks WIIL-WAAL

thats a good one sis, supPose i was the fourth one, i would have said..inshaalah,,that she will be mine..lol WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD

ahlan-wasahlan yaa libax and to my fellow nomads. libax, i will try to limit my approach to this topic towards being a little discrete, for you will never know,that my future princes might be part of this forum...lol honestly..i beleive pple have choices in their lives and no one has to make their choices other than themselves..for me i always admired my nomad sisters where ever they are from..south,north,east or west. bcoz i beleive they are the only pple who we share alot in common..they are part of us secondly..without disrespecting anyone,, my first preference in my lady will be..respect, for anyone..myself,family,friends,. i also admired sisters with a petite body not too skinny, but a little coushin on the side..u know what i mean..lol it wont also hurt if she is educated,that way she can help,,financialy,,help in children appointments and her day to day activities without help or translation from me or others like we always know, we make our choices and allah (swt) has already made our choices. you will never know what faith is holding for us, but its good to try or should i say in somali.."calaf" thats all forks WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD

salam yaa libaax and all nomads well, its been a long weekend for me after driving to and from out of town to visit friends and families. well libax..u are a lucky man if u could strip at work bro and i hope your boss is not a lady, that she might tackl u after being arroused by your half naked body..lol well a boring job will hurt more if you dont have to get entertained on the side by a forum like this, where u share your experiences with your fellow nomads. well for me i wasnt that bored at work b4, but its getting better after i got introduced to this forum few weeks ago. well, how ever a job might be boring i hope it wont hurt to get a pay-check at the end of the week, then atleast you can persivere your boring status good luck good topic libaax WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD

knok..knock..knock..can i come in ladies..ok i didnt know the door was opened..i have a pass from one of you..i am not going to say her name..i take the fifth dont look too far ladies,, i am right here..lol good luck guys WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD

fear_allah_girl: thanks sis, for the compliment i hope u trully fear allah..lol just kidding sis, i got much luv for ya your bro wiil-waal

hi everyone..here is a little brain teazer please..if u heard about this b4 dont give the answer..lets find about other's response here it goes.. -there is a certain animal, that its first stage walks with 4 feat -second stage, walks with two feat -and final stage walks with 3 feat can u name what animal that is? SEND YOUR ANSWER IN PRIVATE..LIKE LIBAX DID AND LET ME KNOW YOU DID AND I WILL RESPOND thax libaax the answer will be posted in the near future good luck WIIL-WAAL [This message has been edited by wiil-waal (edited 03-06-2002).]

hi everyone..here is a little brain teazer please..if u heard about this b4 dont give the answer..lets find about other's response here it goes.. -there is a certain animal, that its first stage walks with 4 feat -second stage, walks with two feat -and final stage walks with 3 feat can u name what animal that is? SEND YOUR ANSWER IN PRIVATE..LIKE LIBAX DID AND LET ME KNOW YOU DID AND I WILL RESPOND thax libaax the answer will be posted in the near future good luck WIIL-WAAL [This message has been edited by wiil-waal (edited 03-06-2002).]

hi all, after i forgot for a long time it came to my mind after i saw the money topic from ismahan what do u think of this -god made man -man made money -money made man run mad thanx ya aqiyaar,,,i know the topic title doesnt sound right and i couldnt edit it either WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD [This message has been edited by wiil-waal (edited 03-06-2002).]

loooooooooool..gaxgaxgaxgaxgax (now i sound like i got tibish) they are all funny pics..realy cracked me up thanks wiil-waal [This message has been edited by wiil-waal (edited 03-05-2002).]

HI ALL ONCE AGAIN DO U THINK, THAT THE PERSON YOU ARE SEEING NOW IS THE RIGHT ONE FOR YOU..IF SO WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE DONT BE SHY..LETS HEAR, COZ OUR EARS ARE LISTENING WIIL-WAAL..A TRUE NOMAD

HI ALL WELL..I HOPE U ARE NOT PUTING ME ON THE SPOT FOR ME..KIND, THOUGHTFUL, CREATIVE, TRUSTFUL (YAA LADIES,,,YES I AM..LOL), HARDWORKING THATS ALL FORLKS WIIL-WAAL

HI ISMAHA I KNOW I HAVE SEEN NINE,BUT I CANT FIGURE OUT THE TENTH ONE I NEED HEEEEEEEEEEELP..LOL THAT WAS A NICE EYE STRETCH WIIL-WAAL PS:BRING SOME MORE

HI ISMAHA I KNOW I HAVE SEEN NINE,BUT I CANT FIGURE OUT THE TENTH ONE I NEED HEEEEEEEEEEELP..LOL THAT WAS A NICE EYE STRETCH WIIL-WAAL PS:BRING SOME MORE

HI HANAD AND THE REST. -TRUE LOVE, IS WHEN YOU FEEL THE ABSENCE OF HIM OR HER -TRUE LOVE, IS WHEN U CLOSE YOUR EYES AND U FEEL LIKE HE OR SHE IS THERE WITH YOU -TRUE LOVE, IS READING HIS/HER MIND.THUGTHFUL -TRUE LOVE, IS WHEN HE OR SHE HANGS UP THE PHONE LAST -TRUE LOVE, IS DOING ACTION THAN WORDS -TRUE LOVE, IS WHEN HE OR SHE IS THERE FOR U -TRUE LOVE, IS WHEN HE OR SHE IS SHARING A TRUE LOVE WIIL-WAAL

AHLAN-WASAHLAN, YAA LIBAAX WELL FOR ME THE MOST INTERESTING WAS A DIGITAL CLASS, THAT WAS WHEN WE HAD TO BUILD AN ELEVATOR-SIMULATION USING MACRO'S ON A COMPUTER SCREEN FOR A GROUP ASSIGNMENT IT WAS KIND OF NEAT, WE ONLY BUILT 3 STORIES USING BOTH HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE THE MOST BORING..PHSYCOLOGY CLASS..I HAD TO TAKE IT IN ORDER TO FILL MY CREDIT HOURS..IT WAS'NT A PRE-REQUESITE CLASS WIIL-WAAL [This message has been edited by wiil-waal (edited 03-03-2002).]

HI LULLA AND ALL OTHERS WELL..FOR ME THE BEST FEELING WILL BE..TO BE HEALTHY AND LIVE IN A PEACEFULL WORLD..AND ALSO TO ACOMPLISH MY GOALS -PROSPER ON MY CAREER -MEET MY FUTURE PRINCESS -GET MARRIED -HAVE KIDS -SATISFY MY PARENTS -AND BE COMPFORTABLE INSHAALAH.. WIIL-WAAL

HI LULLA AND ALL OTHERS WELL..FOR ME THE BEST FEELING WILL BE..TO BE HEALTHY AND LIVE IN A PEACEFULL WORLD..AND ALSO TO ACOMPLISH MY GOALS -PROSPER ON MY CAREER -MEET MY FUTURE PRINCESS -GET MARRIED -HAVE KIDS -AND BE COMPFORTABLE INSHAALAH WIIL-WAAL

HI ABDINUR AND ALL OTHERS I DONT HAVE DEEP KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THIS TOPIC, BUT I WONT MIND SHARING WHAT I HEARD,READ AND CAME ACCROSS THROUGH MY LIFETIME ABOUT IT FIRST OF ALL..EVERYTHING HAS A REASON AND THOSE WHO CAME WITH THIS IDEA KNEW ITS ADVANTAGE AND DISADVANTAGE..BUT I QUESS THEY CONCLUDED THAT THE ADVANTAGES WERE MORE IMPORTANT FOR EXAMPLE: WHY DO WOMAN USE BIRTH CONTROLL PILS?..TO MY KNOWLEDGE TO CONTROLL PREGNANCY..EVENTHOUGH IT HAS GREAT SIDEFFECTS SOME WOMEN END UP NOT GETTING PREGNANT EVEN IF THEY WANT TO WHY DO WE USE PAIN KILLERS WHEN WE HAVE HEADACHE..I QUESS TO KILL THE HEAD PAIN SO, B4 GETTING FAR FROM THE SUBJECT: I THINK OUR FOUR-FATHERS CAME UP WITH THE CIRCUMCISION I DEA, INORDER TO CONTROLL -EARLY CHILDHOOD SEXUALL INTERCOURSE -WHICH WILL LEAD TO SEXUALL DISEASES -WHICH WILL LEAD PREGNANCIES -WHICH WILL LEAD TO FATHERLESS KIDS -WHICH WILL LEAD TO FAMILY BREAKDOWN -WHICH WILL LEAD TO SOCIATY BREAKDOWN AND MANY MORE I BELEIVE WE HAVE ALL WITNESSED WHAT EFFECTS THE NON MUSLIM COUNTRIES ENCOUNTERED WITHOUT PRACTICING CIRCUMCISION. I AM NOT SAYING THAT CIRCUMCISION IS RIGHT, BUT ITS THE CHOICE OF THE PARENTS I HOPE THAT WAS CLEAR ENOUGH WIIL-WAAL

HI EVERYONE THIS FEW WORDS CAME TO MY MIND AS I WENT THROUGH SOME OF THE POEMS ON THIS SITE THE SOUND OF THE PHONE RAISES MY HEAD FROM THE BED..HOPING THAT YOU ARE ON THE OTHER END THE KNOCK ON MY DOOR INTERFERES WITH MY SNORE..HOPING THAT YOU WILL COME IN AND NOT TO IGNORE THE THOUGHTS OF YOU MAKES MY SURROUNDINGS QUITE AND CLEAR: HOPING, THAT MY DEAR WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE. ALL THE FEELINGS I HAVE ARE FOR YOU AND NO ONE ELSE OTHER THAN YOU THATS ALL FOR NOW, I HOPE U LIKED IT WILL-WAAL