A Somali stole a magic bottle from a bazaar. He opened the bottle and a spirit came out. The spirit promised two wishes to man who got him free. Somali thought a moment and answered: "First, I'd like to be fully white, and second I'd want to go inside a white women." The Somali was turned into a tampon.

Well first of I don’t dream so I can’t relate to the topic but if I was a dreamer it have to be Spanish. Underdog: if u hit the floor while ur in La La Land my dear ur time is up.. God bless ur cotton socks..

Ok i dont get it :confused:

Song of the rain Night And the yellow pleasure of candle-light... Old brown books and the kind fine face of the clock Fogged in the veils of fire-its cuddling tock. The cat, Greening her eyes on the flame-litten mat; Wickedly wakeful she yawns at the rain Bending the roses over the pane, And a bird inmy heart begins to sing Over and over same sweet thing- Safe in the house with my mates heat I wish this rain would go away.......

The first day I wish I could remember the first day, First hour, first moment of your meeting me; If bright or dim the season, it might be Summer or winter for aught I can say. So unrecorded did it slip away, So blind was I to see and to foresee, So dull to mark the budding of my tree That would not blossom yet for many a May If only i could recollect it! Such A day or days! I let it come and go As traceless as a thaw of bygone snow. It seemed to mean so little, meant so much! If only now I could recall that touch, First touch of hand in hand! Did one but know! ------------------------------------------------ A call 'Hold on,' she said,'I'll just run out and get him. The weather here's so good, he took the chance to do a bit of weeding'. So I saw him Down on his hands and knees beside the leek rig, Touching, inspecting,separating one Stalk from the other,gently pulling up Everything not tapered,frail and leafless, Pleased to feel each little weed-root break, But rueful also.... Then found myself listening to The amplified grave ticking of hall clocks Where the phone lay unattended in a calm Of mirror glass and sunstruck pendulums... And found myself then thinking: if it were nowadays, this is how death would summon Everyman. Next thing he spoke and I nearly said I loved him.

looooool..Look here, us woman are not hard too please we just wary, that’s all..

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat? Shut up and eat your meat loaf. ----------------------------------------- Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet. ---------------------------------------------- Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts. Shut up and eat what's put in front of you. ---------------------------------------------- Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child? Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards. ----------------------------------------------- Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child? Shut up and pass me the crowbar.

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move. So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said. "Not very strong tonight, are you Batman?"

trust, loyalty and commitment is the recipe to a successful relationship.. You cant base a relationship on the number of heart beats he causes u to have nor can u base a relationships on romantic novels or movies u come across.. It’s a sociological thing… We get input on how relationships should be by TV, magazine and the ppl around us.. I don’t know about anybody else but I can count on 1 hand how many ppl I know that are married happily or in a stable relationship.. We want what we cant have because most of the time we think what have is not good enough.. The grass aint always greener on the other side… Woman are always looking for Mr perfect, searching for something that doesn’t exists.. I would say no 3 is the future.. Love those who love Allah and they will be tender towards..

Every nation has its grimy ppl and unfortunately Somali’s are in the spotlight lately... I wouldn’t say the Somali’s reputation is being dragged through the gutter.. He might be Somali but he sure don’t represent the Somali nation so screw him(ooops!!! Maybe not) .. I cant believe he was brave enuff and ugly enuff too swing he’s infected jimmy around and expect to get away with it… Name him and shame him I say!

SoFoolish,, why didn’t u post the rest then?? I’m not questioning what u believe in or how strong ur faith is .. So, SoFloolish: if u want share knowledge, don’t leave it unfinished..

I never asked her if she wrote it or not nor did I say it it aint a beautiful poem.. Come on now, LOGIC …I came across the poem before.. The reference has to be included.. And for me being on the negative side?? What’s with the assumptions ??

I learned a lesson that there are real shitty drivers out there and not only do u have to drive ur car but drive for others also..

Jaber: Everythin has an expiring date..

I’m wonderin how comes super- glue doesn’t stick too the inside of the tube?? :confused: :confused:

How can I take a an actor seriously?? Come on now, this is a leadership not role, for a move.. I would like propose Rio Ferdinand as Prime Minister, Posh spice Deputy Prime Minister, David Beckem as Education Minister, Jordan at the Home office and Lenny Henry in charge of the Defence Minister.. hasta la vista baby

Ur a Somali when ur: -Being told what too do by ur parents until ur dying day... -Cursed for marring a different tribe from ur parents.. T-alked about by the Community if u aint married by the time ur 30.. -Following culture and not religion when it suits ur parents -Being proud even if ur ignorant.. -Talking 2 the person next 2 u like they are on the other side of the receiver in Somali How can u spot the Somali a male??? -Big forehead. -Skinny ankles. -Bird chest. -Dental treatment needed badly.. How can u spot the Somali female? -Huge buttocks.. -Big forehead.. -Diana was applied..

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When I heard Arnold was running for election I thought it was a joke.. What is the world comin too??? When they said America is the land of opportunities they wont kidding.. Shoot if any Tom, Dick and Harry with money can be a politician, then WATCH THIS SPACE!!!!

Ok now am :confused: ... Are we bein creative on this side of the forum or are ppl just cuttin and pastin poems that already been written by someone else????

Some ppl say am hot tempered but others ask me as in why nothing bothers me.. I’m one of those ppl that flip at the littlest thing and ignore what normal ppl usually get annoyed at.. When I get mad I tend it pick or throw whateva is near me, it could be as big as a livin room table (as long as its light) too a cup.. I also have a habit of sayin shit before it even registered in my mind…. I personally think words are more damaging to the person that ur lashing out, which I learn that the hard way… How I deal with it is by sittin down and takin in a deeeeeeep breathe ..

That was funny.. Koonfur, am assumin that u dont wash ur private parts :rolleyes: .. Thats distugin brav..

Well am :confused: .. Somali stories sounds extra dirty and rude for some strange reason..

That’s all well and dandy but ur comin across ALL wrong in my point of view (A woman should do this and a woman should do that??) what’s that about?? :confused: .. It also goes both ways.. As nice and obeying the wife is being so should the husband be.. As carrying and understanding as the wife is bein so should the husband be.. What am tryin get at is that we are not too be used by taken advantage of the religion and using it too benefit u and ur needs.. I’m sick and tired off ppl making Islam too be an unfair and intimidating religion with no freedom whatsoever :mad: …

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..." Next morning the little man wakes the woman up. "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies "**** me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins" -------------------------------------------------- A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard." ------------------------------------------------ There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "**** YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer **** you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got