A Somali stole a magic bottle from a bazaar. He opened the bottle and a spirit came out. The spirit promised two wishes to man who got him free. Somali thought a moment and answered: "First, I'd like to be fully white, and second I'd want to go inside a white women." The Somali was turned into a tampon.

Well first of I don’t dream so I can’t relate to the topic but if I was a dreamer it have to be Spanish. Underdog: if u hit the floor while ur in La La Land my dear ur time is up.. God bless ur cotton socks..

Ok i dont get it :confused:

Song of the rain Night And the yellow pleasure of candle-light... Old brown books and the kind fine face of the clock Fogged in the veils of fire-its cuddling tock. The cat, Greening her eyes on the flame-litten mat; Wickedly wakeful she yawns at the rain Bending the roses over the pane, And a bird inmy heart begins to sing Over and over same sweet thing- Safe in the house with my mates heat I wish this rain would go away.......

The first day I wish I could remember the first day, First hour, first moment of your meeting me; If bright or dim the season, it might be Summer or winter for aught I can say. So unrecorded did it slip away, So blind was I to see and to foresee, So dull to mark the budding of my tree That would not blossom yet for many a May If only i could recollect it! Such A day or days! I let it come and go As traceless as a thaw of bygone snow. It seemed to mean so little, meant so much! If only now I could recall that touch, First touch of hand in hand! Did one but know! ------------------------------------------------ A call 'Hold on,' she said,'I'll just run out and get him. The weather here's so good, he took the chance to do a bit of weeding'. So I saw him Down on his hands and knees beside the leek rig, Touching, inspecting,separating one Stalk from the other,gently pulling up Everything not tapered,frail and leafless, Pleased to feel each little weed-root break, But rueful also.... Then found myself listening to The amplified grave ticking of hall clocks Where the phone lay unattended in a calm Of mirror glass and sunstruck pendulums... And found myself then thinking: if it were nowadays, this is how death would summon Everyman. Next thing he spoke and I nearly said I loved him.

looooool..Look here, us woman are not hard too please we just wary, that’s all..

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat? Shut up and eat your meat loaf. ----------------------------------------- Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet. ---------------------------------------------- Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts. Shut up and eat what's put in front of you. ---------------------------------------------- Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child? Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards. ----------------------------------------------- Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child? Shut up and pass me the crowbar.

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move. So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said. "Not very strong tonight, are you Batman?"

trust, loyalty and commitment is the recipe to a successful relationship.. You cant base a relationship on the number of heart beats he causes u to have nor can u base a relationships on romantic novels or movies u come across.. It’s a sociological thing… We get input on how relationships should be by TV, magazine and the ppl around us.. I don’t know about anybody else but I can count on 1 hand how many ppl I know that are married happily or in a stable relationship.. We want what we cant have because most of the time we think what have is not good enough.. The grass aint always greener on the other side… Woman are always looking for Mr perfect, searching for something that doesn’t exists.. I would say no 3 is the future.. Love those who love Allah and they will be tender towards..

Every nation has its grimy ppl and unfortunately Somali’s are in the spotlight lately... I wouldn’t say the Somali’s reputation is being dragged through the gutter.. He might be Somali but he sure don’t represent the Somali nation so screw him(ooops!!! Maybe not) .. I cant believe he was brave enuff and ugly enuff too swing he’s infected jimmy around and expect to get away with it… Name him and shame him I say!

SoFoolish,, why didn’t u post the rest then?? I’m not questioning what u believe in or how strong ur faith is .. So, SoFloolish: if u want share knowledge, don’t leave it unfinished..

I never asked her if she wrote it or not nor did I say it it aint a beautiful poem.. Come on now, LOGIC …I came across the poem before.. The reference has to be included.. And for me being on the negative side?? What’s with the assumptions ??

I learned a lesson that there are real shitty drivers out there and not only do u have to drive ur car but drive for others also..

Jaber: Everythin has an expiring date..

I’m wonderin how comes super- glue doesn’t stick too the inside of the tube?? :confused: :confused: