Who knows if he prays or not, and who cares if he does pray or not? What has prayers have to do with Somali politics?

Do you a Kangaroo killed him? May he rest in peace!

Originally posted by Daanyeer: ... clitoris is also therefore so big that it looks like a certified penis [b/]. P.S. ... shit I'm too young to read this SHIT!

It has been a while since a major war broke in Somalia, when will the next one happen? Kismayu, Baydhabo, Galkaio or in Hargaisa?

I took an Art last summer as an elective. I enjoyed drawing the model

Why not be a Dentist instead of the cleaning person?

Too much science fiction, let things be how they were made!!!

Some people haven't realized that history can always be verfied, otherwise this article would have its proper label "Fiction". LOL @ RAMBO-- what a ^%$# nickname!

I was asked these two questions recently by a dear friend and I couldn't give an honest answer, so if you can please answer. A source or two will be helpful 1. How did Siyad bare (Allaha u naxariisto) escaped the USC while he was in Mogadishu? 2. Who were the soldiers that made his escape possible?

^^^^ I hope so brother!

I believed that TGF was the last chance Somalia had for a functioning government. However Gedi's recent remarks woke me up from a dream -- united Somalia, return of peace, patriotism, .... and respect. Since Gedi is the prime minster one can only conclude that his views and the TGF are the same. There was nothing coming from Qanyare and company, and now it appears that C/yeey and company are no different. Somalia is cursed with corrupt leaders, who use religion and tribilism to reach their goals. Allaha u naxariisto my country

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Originally posted by Xaaji_Faro_badne: As far as the women go, No offense, You have some DIE HARD FEMINISTS **looking around** that might show up out of Nowhere...*whispering** (jiq ay ku tahay!)

"Those dirty Ethiopians shall be eleminated from the phase of the earth. " I can understand your frustration brother, but calling for the annihilation of all ethiopians is unIslamic. STOP the hate!!!!!

Many have gone back to their homelands and acted upon what was in their hearts when they started school. Thanks to globalization you can reside in more than one country.

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Inbreeding has its advantages, Every body in the city was somehow related to him.

Originally posted by As-salafiya: Hadaan ka bilowno Xaqa uu ninka ku leeyahay Xaaskiisa waa: 1-Adeecid ay ku adeecdo wax walba oo macruuf ah 100%"daacatu zawj bil macruuf". 2-Inaysan gurigiisa soo galin qof uusan raali ka ahayn, firaashkiisa inuusan ku fariisan cid uusan raali ka ahayn. 3-Inaysan dhibin,oysan aff iyo addin dhib ugu gaysan "an laa tusii'a ilayh walaa tu'diih",xumaan oo dhan inaysan u gaysan. 4-Inay ku shukriso zawjkeeda oo aysan ku kufrin "an tashkura zawjahaa walaa takfuruh". 5-Inaysan ka bixin guriga ilaa uu fasaxo ninkeeda ma ahane xataa masaajidka haday aadayso waa inay ka fasax qaadato. 6-Inay isku qurxiso oo ay isku ziinayso dhan labis iyo dhan nadaafad intaba, oo ay u qososho mar walba oo ay waji fur-furan kula kulanto iyo farxad 7-Inay u khidmeyso oo ay uga adeegto gurigiisa iyo caruurtiisa. 8-Inay Maalkiisa u ilaaliso aysan bixin maalkiisa ayadoon ka amar qaadan,oo aysan ka dayicin israaf ku samayn. 9-Inay ku raali noqoto inta yar oo uu Ilaahay zawjkeeda siiyay, inta la hayona ku qanacdo oo aysan ku kalifin ninkeeda waxii nafaqo ahaa oo uusan awoodin. 10-Inay caruurtiisa tarbiyeyso,oo ay si fiican u koriso jir ahaan iyo maskaxiyan intaba,kheyrka iyo wanaaga kula dadaasho"wa hiya mas'uulatun canhum". 11-Sirtiisa inay xifdiso ooy qariso oo aysan sirtiisa bixin, waxa ugu wayn sirtiisa waa arimaha sariirta ku saabsan iyo waxa dhex mara labadooda waa Xaraam inay bixiso sirtaas. 12-Waa inaysan soomin soon sunno ah ayadoo uu ninkeedii joogo ilaa uu u idmo ma ahane. 13-Waa inay wanaajisaa la dhaqanka labadiisa waalid iyo qaraabadiisa dhan, si wanaagsan waa inay ula dhaqantaa. 14-Waa inay gabadha noqotaa mid la dadaasha ninkeeda oo ku dadaasha noloshaa wanaagsan oo uu Alle dhex dhigay inay noqoto mid daa'inta oo jirta,marnaba "furiin" ku fakarin ooysan waligeed waydiisan furiin,marnaba khuluc waydiisan ilaa ay diinteeda u baqdo mooyaane. 15-In hadii ninkeda Alle oofsado oo uu geeriyoodo waa inay 4 bilood iyo 10 habeen u samayso"asay", waxaa laga rabaa mudadaas xumaantii uu u diidi jiray markuu noolaa inay sideedii hore uga fogaato, dadkii uu jeclaa ay u sammo fasho oo ay siduu u xariirin jiray ay u xariiriso Wa salaamu calaykum -------------------- Allaahuma thabitnaa! Waxaan hooyooyinka soomalidoo sameynaya ma aragee, diinta inteedaan waagaas Soomalida ma soo gaarin miyaa. Waa wax cunsirinimo u eg!

That is what you get...you should kick yourself in N****s

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Originally posted by Camel Mlik: -------------------------------------------------- I heard that Yalahow can't even write his own name. Hey, watch out now, Xaaji Yalaxoow is "WASIIR".

They should take her into a soccer and help explode right this time.

Nice pics, thanks for showing.