Originally posted by Fathia: LOL... I was giving the same explanation! Quite laughable, initially I have assumed it was a Somali tale. But if the prophet (PBUH) decreed than we should follow it. i also thought it was one them trademark somali tales... some of the funniest tales i've heard is about somali men living in arabia. you see, watermelon in somali is khara...and the word 'khara' in arabic means sh*t! lol there are countless stories about them speaking in mixed somali and arabic and using the word 'khara'...but i wont go into that in this thread.

vieira after the 0-0 match... "I really do think that my absence has been felt, though I don’t want to be presumptuous, They have certainly suffered psychologically since I left." ze full artiqlue... by the way, why isnt there a Serie A thread like this one? :confused:

Originally posted by Warrior of Light: There is also a hadith which mentioned that the Prophet SAW made it obligatory for a person to make wudhu after eating the flesh of a wild donkey. i thought it was camel meat, not donkey. i heard a story about that but i dont know whether or not it's true, i'll make it short... back in the day, the prophet SAW was having a meal with a group of people, they had camel meat. after the meal one of the guys farted, the smell was unbearable, and nobody knew who it was. the prayer time came and all the guys still had wudu from the earlier prayer, except the man who farted, he was embarassed to get up and take wudu becasue the other guys would find out it was him, so the prophet SAW told all the guys who ate the camel meat to take wudu, then all the guys took another wudu. does anyone else know this story?

thanx for the reply ppl.. Originally posted by Fathia: If you do not mind, I really would like to forward your poem to my friends to use it to portray their love and adoration of their mothers whether it be when writing cards or simply just reading it to them. ^^lol please do!

Originally posted by Fathia: Have any of you lot tried eating kurus of the camel, camel milk, goat head, feet and eyes? EYES? :eek: i had goat maskax...nice and soft

late entry bleese? NUN CAPTION: Five Nuns walk to a bar... Bar man: "Is this a joke?" get it? lol bwa hahahah..haahaa..haw haw... ha....ha..hmm....erm...*sigh* :rolleyes: NEW CAPTION Horse: does my denture look big in this?

..ehm..um.. although that was quite amusing to watch, i agree with waterfall. if that was an Imam, and some kaafir did a similar thing, i'd be enraged. i think if we want respect, we should give respect..we aren't meant to laugh at other's beliefs...

yukurt iyo shaahi together? ma jirantahai? my aunt eats xalwo for breakfast sometimes..and she complains of bad health :rolleyes: what's cambaabur?

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lol $20000 surgery???? thats more like depressing than inspiring...

here she is...lets hope she can inspire other people who suffer from weight problems.

centre back - Vincent kompany (he's the s**t for the future), chivu from roma, yobo, bonera of parma

whats going on with all these food manufacturers? the other day i saw a bacon flavoured crisp packet that says 'suitable for vegetarians', i never touched it. same with the beef and chicken crisps.. if its artificial flavouring then how do they get the exact taste? same with noodles, chicken and beef noodles have 'suitable for vegetarian' written on the packets. i gave the beef flavoured one a go, i was told they use soy beans, but wallahi they tase like meat to me. how the hell do they get the flavours right, is it halal? can we eat that as muslims? :confused: confused :confused:

lol @ 'shidh' love that word "In an ideally world muslim girls would be educated separately from the male counterparts. They would have female staff and teachers all around their school." ^^i agree "Girls should be educated but not beyond high school and in some cases primary/elemtary school." ^^outrageous! "Girls should be taught to prepare everything before the men comes home and when he finally arrives she should great him with a smile, a hug and a kiss. After that she should bring him a chair to sit for him in order to take off his shoes. Then she should bring him his slippers or home-shoes to wear for him prepare his towel so that he can have a bath or a shower whatever he desires ofcourse the bath is spotless clean and earlier cleansed by the wife." ^^lol thats not a wife, you're describing a slave if thats how all somali men think, i'd be ashamed to be one.

connection failed! it was working fine last week..dont know what's happening now tho..

ah van persie's goal shoulda been allowed i believe. henry, in my opinion, did not interfere with that particular play, even though he was behind the chelsea defence, the pass was meant for persie, if henry recieved that pass, then it woulda been offside.

^lmao^ back to the question, i went on google but couldnt find an answer.

^lmao^ back to the question, i went on google but couldnt find an answer.

^^^lol mcPharax i just gotta ask, what's wrong with lionel richie songs?

Originally posted by Fathia: We are still old fashioned and having a boyfriend/girldfriend has to be undertaken without the knowledge of the family. haha so so true in many (if not all) cases

some of my fave tunes: -marvin gaye: Let's get it on -2face: African Queen -musiq soulchild: Dontchange -Boyz 2 men: i'll make love to you -glenn lewis: fall again -ginuwine: differences -jagged edge: promise -kci & jojo: all my life -babyface: everytime i close my eyes -daniel beddingfield: if you're not the one lionel richie: hello

Originally posted by Jamilah: I have had the same routine of schooling since the tender age of five abruptly terminated. dont worry sis, i know exactly what it feels like. when i finished high school, all my friends were celebrating like crazy, burning their uniforms and swearing at the deputy head..etc etc but i was secretly upset, i spent some of the best times of my life during high school, when it finished i was so scared of moving on but i always had a goal that kept me going. i went to college to get the qualification needed to get into uni, that was like a total new start to me, but i quickly made new friends, and when my 2years in college were over, i had the same feeling again, those 2 years seemed like 2months to me. some people might laugh at this but if i had the chance, i'd repeat the last 7 years all over again. i still have my high school uniform neatly hanged in my wardrobe. uni now is another change which i was so frightened of, mainly because i had to move to another city, on my own. i didnt have the best start a skint student could wish for, but things are shaping up now. im still scared but i know that at the end, inshallah i will have that piece of paper that has my name on it, followed with a B.A Hons. thing is, you can't go through change on your own, without my friends, i think i woulda had a nervous breakdown. if you have a particular goal in life, decisions will be much easier.

^^ that was a good game, i dont see how chelsea cheated. first goal: a clever play between robben and sh*tty drogba (i think) second goal: a mistake by lauren Essien (shouldn't be allowed to play football) shoulda been sent off, but thats down to the ref. oh and liverpool shoulda won the int'continental cup 3-0 in japan.

He's cleaning his automobile. Wa Shing Ka. This is a tow-away zone. No Pah King. Is there a fugitive here? Hu Yu Hai Ding? Small horse. Tai Ni Po Ni. Your price is too high! No Bai Nut Ding! Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan? It's very dark in here. Wai So Dim? I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Ni. I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching? Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting? Your body odor is offensive. Yu Stin Ki Pu. They have arrived. Hia Dei Kum. You know lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song? I got this for free. Ai No Pei. Phew! Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung? Stay out of sight. Lei Lo. You have a good sense of humor. Ah Tink Yu Fa Ni!

i think im one of those few lucky people who have an amazing father. skilled taylor. amazing chef. greatest D.I.Y.er and the strictest man on earth. katrina i know exactly what you mean about waking you up in the morning after al-fajr. after my father retired from the army, he used to wake me and my bros and sis to school, make breakfast for us..and give us a lift to school in his taxi too. even now he does the washing up most of the times, and he always does his own laundry. in the late 80s when he was in the army, he was often gone for weeks, and my mum told us how she used to wear his shirts and smell it evernight. that was the most beautiful thing i've heared. he prays 5 times a day. worked his socks off to put food on our plate. he's my idol, if i can be half the man he is, i'd be happiest guy alive.