what the h*ll? i joined this other league yeah, but my team got trashed 5-1 and i wasnt even there to tell them they played absolutely sh*te. it says the match day was gonna be 11/01/2006 at 19:00...so i logged in at 18:30, and i checked the fixtures and the match was already played.. ok, my next match is 15/01/2006 at 19:00...what time should i log in? help me out here :confused:

this is the story i got in my e-mail... MRS. MARIFE C. DERONA CREDIT ACCOUNTS OFFICER HEAD OFFICE EQUITABLE PCI BANK TWR. MKT AVENUE. COR.H.V DELA COSTA STR PHILIPPINES. Good day Let me start by introducing myself, I am MRS MARIFE CARREON DERONA, CREDIT ACCOUNTS OFFICER EQUITABLE PCI BANK. I am writing you this letter based on the latest development at my bank, which I will like to bring to your personal edification. I am writing you this letter with so much joy and excitement even though my heart goes out to the very powerful and distinguished gentleman who I was fortunate to have worked for and extremely privileged to have known for numerous years. I am a top official in charge of client accounts in EQUITABLE PCI BANK inside the Philippines. In 2001, my client was going through a horrendous divorce in the United States Of America and was on the verge of losing most of his estate to his vicious and diabolical wife. As a result of this alarming predicament, my client came to me with a very brilliant idea. He transferred some funds, ten million two hundred thousand dollars ($10.2m) to a fixed deposit account in my bank under an alias which only the two of us knew about as the confidentiality of the matter was necessary for his protection. Due to his untimely death in early 2002, the funds have been sitting in the account ever since and will continue to do so perpetually unless we do something about it. This is where you come in. I located you through an agency that helps seek people by their email. My client did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I would like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to our client so that you will be able to receive his funds. I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we can come out successful. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to my client. All that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also file in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you. There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents. The allocation of our money will be as follows: 20%($2.02m) to you for your part in this, 75% for me and my partners and 5% for any unforeseeable expenses we may incur. I think this is extremely fair, as you have nothing to lose but just a little time, while on the other hand I am staking my flawless reputation among other things. And besides $2.02 million is no pocket change. Once you are approved, the entire transaction should take no longer than twelve business days after which we will go about our daily business, but just millions of dollars richer. As you can see this is easier than taking candy from a baby, but mind you, trust is something that is developed over time and that is something that we do not have. So I have to let you know that it will highly unfeasible to try to run away with the money because even though only you can transfer money in and out of your account, the transfer can only be authorized by my department of which i happen to be the head. The money will be transferred from my bank to an account you will provide. So please, there should be no room for greed because ten million two hundred thousand dollars can quench even the most insatiable desire for the almighty dollar. Again, I will be in charge of everything else. I will assume all responsibilities for this endeavor so you don’t have to worry about any legal ramifications, just what you will do with all that money. Your urgent response is highly anticipated so please email me for more details on this transaction as soon as possible. This should be kept very secret and confidential… I believe you know. If interested please reply to this email address:d_marife2000@yahoo.com.ph kind Regards, Marife D. Carreon lol

^aamiin^

tell us how the show went when you finish

i think they're really really vague

ibtisam, i'd love to help out but i dont live in London, about 2/3 hours away...plus i got lectures Mon afternoon :confused: :confused: sorry if you wanna know what we do, its exactly what you said...eat, mosque, and eat again.

hey the poem is really nice..thumbs up but all the response is... wait... its coming... there... ...NOW!

guys, i've registered and i wanna join your league please. i wanna have a new team, but im not sure if i have to look for players myself, or if i will be given random player...i prefer the latter. i wanna kick your xalwo-eating, shaahi-drinking a$$es... jk it says the league finishes in march, is it too late to join?

SUPERMAN'S MOTHER: "Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths!"

jafarel was right tho, women aint supposed to use barfuun in public..

A man walked into a barber shop to have his hair cut and beard trimmed. So when the barber started to cut the cutomer's hair, they had a conversation about general stuff..and when they touched on the subject of God, the barber got annoyed and said.. Barber:"...oh i don't really believe in God!" Customer: "Why not?" Barber(annoyed):"well, if there was a God, would there be any poverty? would there be so much suffering in the world? hatred? wars?" The customer didn't want to start an argument so he remained silent till the barber finished his job. the customer paid the barber and was on his way out of the shop. As soon as the customer walked out, he saw a scruffy old man, with dirty long hair and a messy, untrimmed beard. He went back to the barber and said.. Customer:"..you know what? Barbers dont exist!" Barber:"what are you saying? im a barber and im standing right here infront of you!" Customer:"well, if there was any barbers, would there be any men like that old man outside?" Barber:"what can i do? they decided not to come to me, so how can i help them? Customer:"same thing with God, He's there, but people dont go to Him..."

^^^MASHAALLAH!! thats one big mountain of a meal!

Con, i like the PS3 better, man it looks smooth and subtle..there's too much going with the xbox, u dont want any distractions when you play, u get me liibaan lol 2 buttons you say..punch and kick! does anyone remember the game 'Contra'???? pls ANYONE! this is the Godfather of them all...

yup...its coming in a few months. any nomads out there addicted to PS? bad news tho, its gonna cost $1000 when PS first came out, i had to wait for YEARS till i could afford a second-hand one! better start saving up now... This is my 50th post..IM A NOMAD!!

^^ afro-not, maybe if you istob chewing khat, you will know i is only taking the biss...

..so did Somalia and Somaliland officially play against each other yet?

didnt we just answer that in the "What somali men really find romantic" thread??

no need for all that pepper spray stuff.. if you sense that someone is following you..do somethin weird...tilt your head to one side, and start mumbling gibberish to yourself, and start twitching in some way as you walk..maybe this will put him(or her) off....

er..maybe THAT'S the picture?

BS is what we use to grow tufaax and cinab, fiyooro and coos...and & and..

Originally posted by chocolate & honey: sick f******er! im sure it's meant to be 'f***er' - with three *s only... anyway, i've read countless stories about this type of killing, the strange thing was they were ALLWAYS committed by south asians! why? i've never heard about other muslim cultures doing the same... :confused:

im a design student...i'll post my portfolio here inshallah, if im allowed to do so...

this is what you'll find in my room: -lacoste red -gilette aftershave -aramis life -hugo energise -blue for men -D&G after shave

what about this place then... ...maldives this is just aduunyo..imagine jannah...

Originally posted by Kashafa: They were stuck in this position for 20 minutes when they realized that Smith had quietly snuck out of the prayer sometime before. “After fifteen minutes I started thinking that Muhammad Smith had died in the sujood but I was too afraid to look up†said Faruqui, who later peeked up and noticed the Imam was gone. ROFLMAO at this part