HELLO! more than 2 years passed since last post. is your dream team still the same? here's mine: Coach: Don Fabio (Capello) -------------Adriano-----------Henry------------- ---------------------Ronaldinho------------------ Nedved-----------------------------------Joaquin -----------------------Vieira-------------------- Zambrotta-------Terry-------Cannavaro--------Puyol -----------------------Buffon--------------------

LOL that was a good laugh. i didnt like no.5

when i give presentations to my class of 140+ students, i always read 'Aayat al-Kursi' continuously before i start, calms me down. when i feel stressed, i start drawing/painting to take my mind off things. playing video games with my friends helps me unwind too.

Tim Henman will beat Federer anytime.

what animal are you? I'm a Horse.

^^dude, you coulda sold the story to The Daily Mirror Sport! socod, my bestest team ever is....the one....the only....the greatest....the vieira kidnappers....Choofeentus.

katrina uni is fine you know, big assessment next week! whats up with castro anyway? i didnt get this comment: :confused: wa bilaa Katrina eh. :mad: castro man, how did i p*ss you off? tell me so i can do it more often. if its a joke between castro and katrina, then ignore all the above!

People I 'stalk'? not really stalking anyone, but i always look for katrina's and passion4fasion's posts. Most embarassing moment a valentine's day gone bad.

lol soma, i completely forgot about chelsea. Chelsea F.C: Chelski

ouch!, why did they add 'Puck' on that list... :mad: ...it was my favourite cheese

jaylaani, 'united' or 'man united' aren't nicknames for Manchester United, its just a shortened name for it because as northerner said, its just annoying to say 'manchester united' about 20 times everymatch. now, 'Red Devils' is manchester united nickname, if another team used that name, man utd can sue them. same with manchester city, their nickname is 'citizens' i think :confused: sheffield united: the blades West Ham United: The Hammers Arsenal: the gunners Liverpool F.C: the reds and as for many teams using the word 'United', nobody really knows why. ...hope this explains a little..

Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and notices his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Get your hands off me, b**ch! I'm married!'" Moral of the Story: Self-induced hangover... $100 Broken furniture... $2,000 Breakfast... $10 Saying the right thing to your wife when you're drunk... PRICELESS

greatest fear in life drowning What's your fondest memory? a 5-day field trip to north wales during high school

^^apparently, van persie converted to islam as a result of his close friendship with his school's moroccan caretaker/janitor...

whats 'legs, bums and tummy'? is it like Eric Prydz' song 'call on me'?

martial arts is probably the best i say. keeps you fit and u can kick @$$ aswell. i practice it 5 hours a week, for only £4. try it for a coupla weeks, i'd recommend to look for an all female one cuz there quite alot of close physical contact, but i doubt you'll find any.

sorry, i had to bring this one back! not in order of preferance: Omid Djalili Pablo Francisco Richard Pryor Lee Evans PETER KAY!!! Dave Chapelle chapelle is lil jon chapelle GTA pablo francisco <----must see francisco<----arnold schwarzenegger impression Pryor<-----interview sketch Pryor<---------funniest

.......AWWWWW! how cute...*sniff*/*sob* i can't hold back the tears...

Prince Naseem vs Marco Antonio Barrera barrera kicked some arab @$$ that night, i stayed up till about 5:00AM to watch it! Football: Fiorentina Vs Juventus -- 04/05 AS Roma Vs Juventus -- 04/05 Juventus Vs Real Madrid -- CL FC Bayern Vs Valencia -- CL

Originally posted by Fayrouz: [QB]....or need to continually check to see if the door is closed. i do suffer from this, its really bad :mad:

there was a programme about this here in UK, it was called 'Real Wife Swap'. (not that i was watching it or anything)..it was like a documentary, they followed couples and watched their everyday life, what they got up to, how they planned the 'meetings' with other couples...etc etc and there's also this thing called 'dogging'...lol

i was thinkin about that since i joined this site. i was given a weird password, six random lettres e.g (this isnt my password) 'xtlmbj'

Originally posted by Capital Z: To the guy dat said Del piero is overrated i say da guy aint even rated he comes off the bench. I honestly believe dat Mutu is better then him and Del piero should just retire. [/QB] the guy just scored a hat trick and became the most prolific JUVE striker...185 goals, 3 goals more than the previous record held by Boniperti...and he still has a few seasons left in him. if he remains a sub, i say 200 goals by retirement, but if cappello makes him a regular starter, then 230 to 250 goals easy...

thanks WE and OES...