Urban

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  1. i havent seen this Libaax dude around here since i joined SOL... do you think he tried to insert the transmitter under the Lion's skin himself, and, he got eaten by one? get rich or die trying?
  2. @castro^^lol no wonder there aren't side windows at the back.
  3. here's the '98 version of that above van...
  4. ...what type of chics would these two vehicles pull? one is as subtle as a brick and the other is a....VAN! plymouth sundance ...chevy van better than nothing tho, will get him from A to B, which is what he wants after all.
  5. we ALL know who's gonna win the CL this season... ladies and gentlemen, i am extremely honoured to introduce you to 'The Old Lady' of the italian game...the one, the only, the greatest... JUVENTUS F.C the death squad...
  6. i still havent passed my driving test, so this is how i do my parallel parking all the time. crikey, check these beauuuuties... BOYS TOYS!
  7. 1)that piece-of-sh!t should be stoned to death, and his body fed to the dogs. :mad: or 2)they should tie a string around his pen!s and the other end around a tree, then throw him off a cliff...then back to No.1 :mad:
  8. Al-Saieri has forked out SR6 million in payments and wedding expenses. thats about £900,000 or $1,600,000. surely he coulda thought of a better way to spend that money. Some of my sons only found out that they were brothers through similarity of names at school. lol thats funny^ Mum: (after son's 1st day of school) did u make lots of friends? Boy: yea mum, and two brothers. :rolleyes:
  9. Liiban i genuinely thought you were that guy with the funny looking 'fro... all well! signed the petition
  10. chat's working people, come on where's everyone?
  11. I AM NOT A FEMALE! :mad: I would let Urban decide who she wants to make her partner in life. you will know shortly. I don't want to lock horns with Mr. Zafir over you. :eek: please dont. dude get away. now.
  12. Originally posted by Kooleey: Wijdan, For the sake of my sanity, please change that hideos avatar. If your lazy, I promise to pm you cute ones. JUST CHANGE IT. a bedouin woman to go with the name...? ????
  13. ^^^i guess my vday isnt the worst then dont stress katrina, do what somalis do best and name the baby after grandparents. our reading week is the same as your spring break i think..we're supposed to go over our notes and that...BS anyways how is your vday going so far? other than Zafirs online flowers and gifts, have you recieved anythin? lol enjoy your phys meeting katrina 100 POSTS!!! A CENTURY!!! finally...get the bubbly
  14. Originally posted by Red Sea Casse: Assalamu Calaykum, Urban yaa kuu xalaaleyey waclaykum salam i was just baashaal-ing ^^ and Zafir yaa kugu haysta Urban and is she/he even a female, because that Avater is a bit disturbing? lol dont let the avator fool you, i'll knock you out. :cool: jk
  15. internet valentines is xalaal tho...
  16. hey katrina, u gonna be an aunt to a niece or a nephew? this is possibly the worst valentines day ever, its reading week so all my friends went home..except me. stuck here on my own. oh well, liverpool v arsenal (football) in half hour, thats my date.
  17. ...and to all the S.O.L ladies: lol
  18. ^lol, isnt that katrina? why did u change your name?
  19. ^^^that little man is probly picturing his own funeral..
  20. Originally posted by SoMa_InC: Very sad result!! Our defense was shambles in one word...Carvalho.
  21. Originally posted by Caano Geel: Not being a gabar, i hope u dont mind that i barge in. me too...hope y'all like this. so sick Mmmm mmm yeah Do do do do do do do-do Ohh Yeah Gotta change my answering machine Now that I'm alone Cuz right now it says that we Can't come to the phone And I know it makes no sense Cuz you walked out the door But it's the only way I hear your voice anymore (it's ridiculous) It's been months And for some reason I just (can't get over us) And I'm stronger then this (enough is enough) No more walkin round With my head down I'm so over being blue Cryin over you And I'm so sick of love songs So tired of tears So done with wishing you were still here Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow So why can't I turn off the radio? Gotta fix that calender I have That's marked July 15th Because since there's no more you There's no more anniversary I'm so fed up with my thoughts of you And your memory And how every song reminds me Of what used to be That's the reason I'm so sick of love songs So tired of tears So done with wishing you were still here Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow So why can't I turn off the radio? (Leave me alone) Leave me alone (****** love songs) Dont make me think about her smile Or having my first child I'm letting go Turning off the radio Cuz I'm so sick of love songs So tired of tears So done with wishing she was still here Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow So why can't I turn off the radio? (why can't I turn off the radio?) Said I'm so sick of love songs So tired of tears So done with wishing she was still here Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow So why can't I turn off the radio? (why can't I turn off the radio?) And I'm so sick of love songs So tired of tears So done with wishin you were still here Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow Why can't I turn off the radio? (why can't I turn off the radio?) Why can't I turn off the radio?
  22. Urban

    yo mama's

    from the movie 'white chicks'...great watch. -Your mother's so stupidh she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something! -Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. -Your mother's @$$ is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!"
  23. lol i lived in granby for about 5 years! its taken over by somalis now. there's graffiti like "WORRYAS" and "S-Unit" in some places...made me laugh everyday after school.