KoolKat Wooow one of the Somalionline Originals Glad 2 see u again. Keep it real

La Femme Article magnifique Kudos à vous Does that makes you change landing a Syrian man? Legend of Zu wrote Seriously..Some of us need to understand or think twice about what they are saying before they post it. Perhaps brother, you may read this 2 yourself 4 just FYI. All I have said with out adding or taking off anything out was "Anywayz I Pray to God to save us from Women" and the prophet himself (swc) talked how difficualt women can be and more. And the other one "Also I Pray to God to lead us the right way" I guess that doesn't need any explanation unless you aint belong 2 any religion. Bro life is beautiful, enjoy, but don't try to take the taste out of it. Liibaan... What can I say bro Afkaada caana lagu qabay. Sheherazade... Ohh well too bad I wasn't exposed to that nature Since this sounds unlike Latin Or Somali. Oohh yee I don't wanna see a Somalis sis in San Francisco Gay Pride Day even though I do know some sis that fancy it and participate but as they say here in the states "Freedome of speach & Freedome of Choice" Acclamations à tout mon peaple :cool: ***Peace and unity on the my motherland is on my mind***

La Femme, My dear sis in Islam & Somali your request has been granted long time even though I didn't indicate any "xodxodosho" towards you I respect your opinion, cuz surely u can do better than me even if u land one that chews, playz cards, smokes shiisha all nite but comes home every nite about 5am where I be one night at wife #1's home and the other nite be getting up 5am to bring home bread and milk. jusqu'Ã la fois prochaine ***Peace and unity on the my motherland is on my mind***

Rahima you said "In future perhaps it would be best that brothers such as Naasir express their thoughts at the BEGINNING before emotions become involved. Asalaamu Calaykum sister, My name is Naasir and I plan to marry more than one wife…" Come on, u gotta be kidding, you telling me if I wanna date you, got the hosts 4 ya, shukaansi kaa rabo, kuu kululahay and say "hey sis I like you blaaa blaaa blaaa waa is ku dhacee, jiroos aa tahay, waa kuu kululahay but I wanna marry more than one wife, do u think you will even decline in a calm manner,,, shoooottt I will be lucky if u don't slap me or u may say "dhaandhaan yahow na dhaaf". but once u find how warm and gentle I am you may not wanna give up on me that easily. Sheherezade, What a name, where does dat come from, lol@ "Fiary Tale", actually it is doable and i encourage you to go for it, Women are tough to deal with, at the same time they are weak and need some one to lead them, however they don't know that untill u come along, so brother come and get on the bus with us,,, oohhh yeee you can alwayz complete the max allowed even if you have to go back home Anywayz I Pray to God to save us from Women. Also I Pray to God to lead us the right way. ***Peace and unity on the my motherland is on my mind***

Brother Mohammed I guess u r living up to your nickname. Thnx 4 providing the Aaya Reena, I hope your question ain't hypothetical, Also there may be a reason why he is insisting, which only u know it, cuz I don't see him pushing toward changing names as long as you are legally married (registered your local courthouse)since it doesn't make any different, Plus I believe it falls under the Aaya Mohammed provided. Also Mohammed provided and said The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said “Allaah has cursed the one who claims to belong to someone other than his father.†I think your grandfather will come under that too cuz u can't be changing your grandfather's name to your husbands grandfather or you will be associating your father to your husband's grandfather. I also will advise you to seek one and one when asking such question with a prominent scholar cuz I can tell you or some else may tell you a convincing answer which may not be right. Ilaahaa Og God knows

Hello 2 all my brothers and sisters, I really appreciate your suggestions, advise. Overwhelmingly most of you gave me a good advise and I am amazed. Since am at work and don't have much time I will try to respond to some of them. La Femme wrote "So basically our 'advice' matters more to you than your 'future' wife's opinions and concerns? Okey dokey" Sis, In Islam we are encouraged to seek advise amongst each other when making tough decisions. Salafi,Ducaqabe, Rudy, Ukhti Muslima, Reena Thanx for the great advise, Nur, come on bro, do you really have to assume I understand Arabic not to mention poet? perhaps it will make sense if you explain Rahima- So u gonna walk away from your beautiful husband, kids and house even though things are going great, he isn't trying to hide something from you not mention he been forward and honest. Nur you are funny bro "if you decline that he would camp right in front of your apartment building persistently praying in public view all of Ramadan until you accept, what would you do?' You mean Camp in front of her "Cariish" Johnny B, u funny bro Never tell a women she is 2nd choice in this case I will tell both of them are 1st choices and I am the 2nd, hence we I will sleep well at night with peace and luve.

My fellow Brothers and Sisters I am currently dating some one with the purpose of getting married when the right time comes. However y'll know when u r dating you talk about almost every thing, one day the subject of getting married to 2nd wife came up and being the blunt man I am, "I said I might with the will of God" She got mad almost kicked me, as u can imagine she didn't speak with me for a weak. Later on I explained to her If I thought of getting 2nd wife I would have discussed with her rather than create a negative atmosphere, and would not have done it with out her consent, she understood but clearly she didn't seem to be entertaining that. I believe I need 2 women and believe I can financially support (being in the States of course I am not planning to marry some one who isn't going to work at all, hence "house wife"). Now, feel free to give me advise, Also please and I repeat please keep in mind I am only seeking SLAMIC advise not Western, as u know this doesn't apply to the Western ideology. ***Peace and unity on the my motherland is on my mind***

To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight. Faarax **** When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table: **** My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you, that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Daashoow my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunch time tomorrow. Xaawo

I don't know about 6 and 7. My be I will consider Sheekh, reside on top of the mountain read my Qur'an and mary 2 more wives(Ika cas) plus my 2 other wives from (Marka Cadey Minan Ow Cusman, Martidi Mooda Munaafaq)

Do you want an honest response or fake? Fake= Oooh Don't let man control you this is 21st century, go get your degree girl and remember you are young so party till sunrise. Honest= It wouldn't make any different either you graduate or not, cuz regardless u will be a typical Somali house wife who's all she does is talk on da phone 24/7, talk about what Dirac she is gonna wear for the next party (Shaash saar, Aroos, Welcome, etc.) with a beautiful degree on her wall. So u might as well marry some one who wants u and willing to help ya out, it is a fact not too many men want to marry ya, most of them wanna tap that thing and move to the next one. If u ever need help make sure u have me on your#1 of the speed-dial list for all your upcoming sessions. Alwayz the 1st 3 sessions are free after that u be charges (yeee, cuz I know u be back again if you come for a consultation once) Best Wishes Cheers:)

Ever wonered where would women be with out US

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Geel laba jir soo wada mar. It ain't like dat Haddad, just to let peeps now we ain't starting some thing new, it did happen and happening at this moment. Things don't change over night, we are experiencing some thing that is new to us, which all the western have been there. Hope we learn from this fight and take some thing positive out it. Peace N da motherland

B4 it happened in Somali the fights in Parliament/Lawmakers wasn't some thing new. It recently happened in Korea as well as Japan, the latest u may ask, non other than Russia. Oohh Yeee... the so-called Democracy is really spreading real fast, so don't get left out, just get on da bus! Here is the link of the the # contender for the heavy weight champion of the world for Parmiament fights. Of course Somalia is da current Champ! http://www.hiiraan.org/2005/mar/fighting_parliament.htm Peace N da Motherland

3Merald I 2nd Dat. Women like BAD BOYZ and they deserve 2 be treated as bas as they have been, I know Y'll jumping up and down saying "how the F could u say that". Well I got this to say Your are da one who left the nice/sweet/getle man for the lier. Peace N the Motherland

My oh my, u r talkig 2 dat right person 4 this subject I need to get a Vente Latte b4 I can open my journal, and trust me u would want more of this wonderful Chocolate Journal Book Wun

Ameenah... You have nailed it. Even though it said "to the club" it doesn't necessarily has to the club, you could be going to the shopping mall, movies. Or it could be some one who has a date with none other than your own Naasir and he wants her to wear the nice shorts of her girl (Culuso/Caasho/Dhimbilo)to show off those sexy legs And plssssssssssss don't tell me you haven't seen/heard a sis with a beautiful hair using weaves that she doesn't even need it. I have and felt sory for her, but if she had a kinky hair like me it would have been a different story Hasta Luego

Ameenah I hope the rest can't be directed to the sisters too but what about this one... and please don't make me pic few more "12. Wear the same outfit to the club that your girl" Ciao:)

Hey Nomads, am sure some of our sisters relate to this 1. Wear them house slippers into the grocery store!! 2. Come to the club 7 months pregnant!! 3. Dig waaaay up your nose in your car next to me at the stoplight!! 4. Get acrylic TOENAILS to match your acrylic fingernails!! YUCK!! 5. Give me a pager number when I just gave you myhome number!! 6. Bring them kids in the Laundromat dirty with no shoes on and you all fresh, dolled up smelling like DKNY (perfume)!! 7. Think that when I said "Do you want something" from the concession stand, I meant popcorn, drink, candy, AND nachos!! 8. Get on the bus thinking you look good with your nails did & a nice outfit, but have 3 inches of NEW GROWTH under them braids!! 9. Put your Xtra large breasts in that Xtra Medium tank top! EWWW!! 10. Stand by the speaker in the club and pull out your cell phone so we could see you use it. I know you couldn't hear anybody!! 11. Come to the party with nothing and then got mad when they ran out of drinks and food. 12. Wear the same outfit to the club that your girl had on last week!! 13. Clean those chitlins in your bathtub. 14. Buy that fully-loaded, BRAND NEW Range Rover and still asking your mom to help you with the rent!! 15. Use my good shoe to kill that roach in your Section 8 house!! 16. Purposely not shave your underarms and wear that sun dress!! 17. Wear them open toe mules and let your big toe touch the ground!! 18. Let your house phone get cut-off in order to pay your cell phone bill!! 19. Turn him down because his BMW is an '88 and you got a bus pass!!!And lastly..... 20. Take 75 dollars worth of food stamps out of your $350 Coach bag!!

Che, You nailed down brother... Sweet_ Muna....... Sis the only reason that we don't believe is that we have seen too many of them claim when they ain't. That is all. Peace On Earth

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. > A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a > gorgeous young lady on his arm. >A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're >really > doing great, aren't you?" > Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be > cheerful.' " > The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You got a heart murmur. >Be > careful.'" ************************************************** An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one >evening. > He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife > with endearing terms-Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, >etc... > The couple had been married almost 70 years, and clearly they were still > very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned >over > and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these >years, > you still call your wife those loving pet names." > > The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I > forgot her name about 10 years ago.

Rocky n Chick That was just incase you forgot your Country, Glad u still remember

***Many Happy years to come with peace and luve*** Rockin_Chick For God sake Can we just talk about our homeland in just one Topic, with out mixing ourday to another one. Thanks to those countries who gave us 2nd chance but we still have a homeland and should be making it #1 Soomaaliya Hanoolaato Hawaarto As always just a Thought Keep your head up Keep the

*****HAPPY MARYOOLEEY***** A.K.A ***** HAPPY SOMALIA DAY**** SOOMAALIYEEY TOOSOO TOOSOO ISKU TIIRSADA'EE HADBA KIINA TAAG DARENEE TAAGEERA WALIGINNEE WAXA AAN LA'OOYAAYAA ILMADYDU QUBANEEYSAA ISTIQYAAR NIN LOO DIIDOO LA'ADOONSADAAN AHAYEE. **NOOLOOW SOOMAALAAY NOOLOW** **QABIILKA HALA AASO HAL MAALIN OO KALIYA, SABABTA OO AH BADANKEEN MA WADA AASI KARNO GEBIGIISE** **QOLOBAA CALANKEEDUU WAA CAYNEE INGAGAA KEENU WAA CIRKOO KAL'EE AAN CAAD NA LAHAY. XIDIGYAHAY CADI WAAD NA CIIDAMISEE ALLOW HAKU CELIN CAAWAAD CURATEE** Can't u all tell in aan ku jiri jiray Ubaxa oo aan ka heesi jiray Oriyenteeshinada Long live Maryooleey

Thank you RUNAWAY_VIRGIN Finally some body made an appealing comment rather than being in denail. Laakiin Caadiyoos waaye Diracyaasha ha isku camiraan Cadeey saas lee waaye Indhadeeq sister all you have to do is just look around your shoulders, surely u will find plenty of them...