lol lol lol that's really funny. i don't know if u heard other blonde jokes but here are some i remember right now: 1.she thought that boyzIImen was a daycare center. 2.she missed bus 44 so she took bus 22 twice. 3.she got stabbed in a shootout. 4.she heard that most of the crimes are committed in homes so she moved out. 5.she told her boyfriend to meet her at the corner of "walk and don't walk" i will check my e-mail and see if i got some more.

nah you are definitely not boring scorpion for sure. U absoutly right, being curious is not bad all the time and optimisim gets us through the day.... You know Che-Guevara guy reminds of me this indian movie i watched not long ago "The Legend of Bhagat Singh" about a rebel and not often appriciate hero who also died young. I guess it's kind like that saying "only the best die young". So how long u lived in Pakistan?

hmmmmmmm got to say this, that was a nice answer.. Appriciate the feedback on your name, seems like an interesting man....

You know what i found this and thought it would go well in this topic. Sorry for the grammical errors "At times I used to wonder how far would my man go for me to show his love to me. The day he showed me it blow me away and I never had that question enter my mind again. He and I went on school trip for a class we used to have together in a university. During my travel unfortunately I caught this nasty flu after a day or so turned into high fever. All the doctor could do for me was give me some stomachache medicine and tell me to keep ice on my forehead. But I got worse during the weekend and there wasn’t a doctor available to be seen, and since I didn’t really belong in that country I couldn’t go to their hospitals. I tried to not tell him I was sick at first so I wouldn’t mess up his vacation. But since I couldn’t join the group the next day, there was no way I could have hidden it from him. He decided to spend the day with me. I didn’t want him to see me like this, puking all over the place and god knows how I looked. But he wouldn’t hear of it. I continued to argue, but it only got worse for me, the fever was too much that I was shaking with it. I couldn’t hold anything down, I was puke like every hour and so. But he didn’t retch one time; he kept cleaning and put fresh cold towels on my forehead. Every two hours he would get me up and change the sheets soaked with my sweat. And then the intense stomach cramps began. It was so painful that I had pulled onto myself like a ball. I remember him forcing me to straighten out and putting his hand on my stomach. After few minutes, when the pain became less, I found out he was reading Quran verses. I was never humbled like that before. I was ill for two days and through all that time, he left only my side to make me soup. After that experience, I learned regardless of how many times we argue, when the chips are really down, he would always lie his life for me."

looooooool I see u still being curious here too ASHTIA..... Well i don't know for sure why some women have this mentality :mad: :mad: :mad: , which by the way, is just messed up. But i guess a baby is a link between two people which will always connect them. So in another words, no matter what happens between a woman and man, so by being "baby's moma" makes her always associated or connected to his life. As to why women continue to think men would marry them for it, i guess because as somali society we don't treat well kids that are born out of "wedlock" so i guess a guy would try to avoid having that fate or label for his kid, so he marries the woman. I mean no family later would want their kids to marry "bastart". But although the men marry those women, quiet often their marriages don't last often. that's my 1 1/2 cents on this bee bye.

hey it seems interesting question, but really hard to understand what u say so i re-wrote it for ya, hopefully it would help. "Let me ask you these questions to all my Somali brothers. I noticed that all of you brothers out there have something in common. Let’s say when u ask a girl out and you don’t know exactly who she is or any of her other information. Like what she did or even if she is single or dating someone. It’s almost interesting how Somali men react when she says she is not interested. Maybe u isn’t her type, but Somali men start talking shit and stuff like that. Come on now cut the crap all right give them respect as they deserve and accept “no” gracefully and don’t talk behind their backs. Let me hear some answers to why some guys do that, I think you guys understand the point I am trying to make **Peace out now”"

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hehehehehehe Che_Guevara have u every seen a scorpian that was good looking even though they are dangerous!!!!!!!!! "It is good being curious, right" yeah but remember what they said "Curiousty killed the cat" But i got to say, u can't enter the world of scorpion and not be sting or changed some way, so make sure u think really hard about it. P.s. U know what ur nickname sounds familiar, who is he, some activist in mexico or something like that?????? bee bye Dost

HEY GUYZ I FOUND OUT SOMETHING THAT I WANTED TO SHARE WITH U ALL, BUT DIDN'T TO OPEN A THREAD FOR IT. THIS IS PROBABLY BENEFICIAL TO PEOPLE LIVING IN USA. IF U GUYS GO TO WWW.GOOGLE.COM AND ENTER YOUR NUMBER WITH UR AREA CODE, IT SHOWS A MAP TO YOUR HOME AND EVERYTHING. THAT INFORMATION COULD BE VERY DANGEROUS. BUT THERE IS AN ICON NEXT TO WHERE YOUR PHONE NUMBER SHOWS AND U CAN HAVE URSELF REMOVED FROM BEING LISTED LIKE THAT. SO TO THOSE WHO ARE CONCERNED WITH THEIR PRIVACY SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. THANX

loooooool Shyhem I guess then i would never be a passenger in ur car Actually my Pop is smart so he taught me how to read a map and whenever we got lost i just would figure out an alternative way to get back on the road..... But hopefully this topic teaches us that women and men have this weird habits on the road and we just got to live with it that's all......

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looooooool Che_Guevara i would agree with dangerous part but sorry i ain't beautiful, just between us i am oogly as hell just got to live with it. So u telling me newcomers wonder who am i ha??? Did u wonder!!!!! don't worry i am not going to cheat Keep it coming though Dost......

hehehehehehehehehehe loooooooooooooooooooool that was a good one hahahahahahahahahaahaha

looooooooooool shyhem that's funny it seems older or younger men got only one thing in their mind. But how about this, why do guyz when lost don't want to ask for direction. They just pretend like they know where they going but have no clue and just refuse to ask for direction????????

hehehehehe yeah it was Mulki. U see i wrote this story, where the heroine was named Mulki so i guess i remembered it when i was looking for a name to try out and see how this name change works. hmmmm something about Scorpion ha well it's official now, this scary name would always be kept here. You know i was looking around at the list of members and i saw there were 2 other scorpion women registered here, but i was first P.s. I remember u were trying to keep your grip on Urdu language, so why don't u try to answer me in Urdu and i will see if i got it or not. U know test my knowledge

looooool trying to start another war between the sexes ha :mad: :mad: :mad: it isn't like it's missing fire already. As for me, i am going to have a pre-nuptitual agreement with him. If he marries anyone beside me, he automatically divorces me. As to his money, if he got any to speak of, then he can keep it. He already took a lot out of me, i would be damned if he would turn me into a bitter or vendicative woman trying to collect money out of him. That is my final 1 1/2 on this topic.

loooooooool Che_Guevara next you would be asking for the list of how to please your girlfriend :eek: :eek: :eek: just playing with ya dude P.s. To the poster thanx a lot for it. If i am ever crazy enough and not peterfied of the marriage institution i would laminate this and hang it on the bedroom door

hmmmm Mustafah i do like him, i have been watching him for many years now. Bad movies and now the good movies, i have been through it with him, because he got mad talents for sure. And To me he is the SEXIST MAN ALIVE anywhere...... I must say one time i was at a concert of his, and i didn't know i even did this but my sister told me after the show that I yelled "I love u Akshay" and he said "I love you too" Thinking about it now, he is the only man i ever said that too hmmmm

loooool yeah i did Che_Guevara i guess u the only one who noticed. I guess i thought i would check how it works this name changing thing. You are absouletly right, I am scorpion through and through, and btw i like it being intimidating to people

I love those lines!!!!!!

hmmmmmm one of the universal questions. Well for myself, i have been quiet a lot of time frustrated by women driver, never hit by them, but i hate when they can't make up their minds on which lane they want to be in. In my opinion, men are carless drivers, where women at quiet a lot of times too cautious drivers. What i find funny though is as couples get older, i see a lot of women driving the men instead of the other way. Maybe they could use her cautioness then haa. I must see that i have seen guys that when they drive don't have common sense. And the case of somali men Why they got to try to test women's driving skill whenever she has to follow them :rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes: Anyways, it's something that we just live with it, until we got flying cars

loooooooool i wish that was so but i left Somali when i was 10 years old. so i don't have much memory from there nor have i read any love peoms of our people didn't learn Somali, but who knows maybe one day i would read them

ahaaa that explains your imagination. I could see you and my sister talking about soap opera shit Glad you ain't our neighbor or instead of this girl i would have committed the murder and asked them why i did

hmmmmm I can't believe i slept through this game lesson :eek: :eek: :eek: . I always knew i was missing a book in my collection :mad: :mad: :mad: But thanx for filling me in Xafsa!!!!

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool underdog good one