You know what as i read this list, all it did for me was bringing an image of African american womens to mind. I really can't associate with anything on the list, beside wearing sandles to the shopping store...The rest in my opinion is just not a reflection of Somali people in general...Therefore that maybe why i can't see my friends neither other somali females i have known doing any of that...But anyways it was funny..bee bye.

loooooool tells you about the societies state of mind these days haaaa...Maybe he needs "shaggy's song"..

Nah i haven't thought about it, i mean i keep hearing about it in the news and reading in the papers...But i seriously can't say i even worried or was concerned about it, as matter of fact, i am catching a cold right now...Maybe reading this topic now would atleast in some way let me know what symptoms to be looking out for, just in case ...Bee bye.

IT'S ONE OF those TIMES WHERE I AM SOOOOOOOO GLAD I AM NOT A MAN....But she was beyond mean for real..lol

looooool but it was funny

looool Malaika if u going to do something you might as well benefit from doing it ha Well Akash i don't think i know Urdu better than you, u living there, i have never been there...So can't say we can compare, but I am glad i hadn't wasted last 6 yrs on nothing Oops thanx Gediid

So that was the guy's name...It's the only story everyone mentioned to me be about somali love...hmm i guess i would have to find the whole story and then get back to ya...Bee bye.

So that's the situation ha hmmm...Well as to the Admin being on the run, gee i am so glad atleast one good thing came out of this propaganda you and Bush been trying to pass around SOL community...As for me hiding out with Osma you know his sitution!!! He is a "freak" by now being in that cave for far too long so it isn't save for me. I would be safer handing myself over to Bush :rolleyes: ...Anyways, my camel is on strike right now it's just being moody :mad: :mad: I am telling ya animals these days got "issues" OH YEAH I THOUGHT TO GIVE YOU ONE ADVICE, BUSH WHEN HIS BED GETS CROWDED HE ALWAYS GOT TO DROP ONE BED-MATE, SO U BETTER BE PREPARED WITH YOU QOOXTI PASSPORT JUST IN CASE

hey guyz glad that u enjoyed this joke...It's one of those that always make u smile.

"S.S. who the hell gave you the authority to reply to people responding to my topic ? go get your own topic.. shaqo isku yeel lol.. " :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE...I DO AS I PLEASE...DEAL WITH IT...

No wonder the FBI been sniffing around... :mad: :mad: :mad: See what poverty does to people :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Makes them enemy of state...But anyways MAKE SURE THE MONEY U SEND IS IN DOLLARS NON OF OTHER CURRENCIES AND SHIT GOT IT

Let me see if i can help peepz understand what people talking about...Maybe i can test my hindu understanding..Here it goes: 1.Akahs "Mera Bhai I am student of PIMSAT, Mera gar is in defance,, hey are in UAT walee." T: "My friend i am a studen of PIMSAT, his house is in defance, hey are u in UAT?" 2.Gediid "Aare Sunno I am in the DC area.Gulberg kaisa.Woh kiya naam he,Gulbergki badha market ka,naam bul giya,used to hang out there with the guy who used to walk around with the huge bear and the monkey in tow.I used to play snooker at Barkhat Market ,naya Campuska peche.I loved Lahore in the winter but hated it in the summer." T: "Hey man i am in the DC area. How is Gulberg? What's the name of that glubergki market, i forgot the name, used to hang out there with the guy who..(rest in english)..I used to play snooker at Barkhat Market, next to the campus...(rest is english) 3. Akash "gulbarg ,market bohat acha hay sab kuch sahee hay tumudher kia kartay hoo.maira khiyal hay tum udher ponddi karta hay main abhee islamabad vocation hay main waqpis a raha hoon lahore.orr tumhari gorri girl friend ka kia haal hay.wahan somali larkiyan hain ya nahee,,aik somali larki parcel karoo.mujhay pata hay tumharay paas somali larkiyan bohat hain. Saxb.. hal percel ah ii soo dir.. mid aan ahayn single mum lol.. i need a zero meterwala..lol... Warka soo cadee..sxb" T: "Gulbarg, market is very well everything is same. What u doing so far away? My thinking is you are hanging around here. I am now in islamaba on vaction but live in lahore. There aren't a somali girls here. I am looking for a somali girl. (rest is somali)" 4. Malaika "AKASH..AP ACHI LARKA NAHIIHE......YAHAA KA LARKIYA PROPERTY NAHIIHE.. . ..PUNJAB KI LARKIYA KIYA HUWA?..WAHAA BOHOT ZERO METERWALA HEE..LOL" T: "Akash you aren't a good guy. Girls aren't property here. What happened to punjab girls? There are zero meter here" 5. Gediid "Malaika Kiya,Karachi, saddar dhekawa or Zeinab market tora shopping kartiya.Karkar Hassan Square khaya or Coffee Sheraton.My fav movie theatre before was Capri laakin after while Nishat become da bomb,Indecent Propasal ki bhat.LOL" T: "What, karchi, look there or Zeinab market do little shopping. Also hassan Square and coffee sheraton. (rest in english)" 6. Malaika "most in eglish...MERA SHEHER means my city" 7. Gediid "Malaika Woh be mera sheher.As in the case of most nomads I have lived both in Karachi and Lahore tho I preferred Lahore.Me soojra aabka Gulshan ka loog he" T: "It was my city too...English....I am thinking that you are Gulshan people" 8. Akash "main aisa larka nahi hoon mujhay aik somali larki chahye punjab ki larki ko bhi samajh loon ga agar tum ho to chalay ga you must welcome, aor mery bary main koi aisy waisy raye qayem karny ka kissi ko bhi haq nahi hay . Malaika, macaan maxaad iigu diiday mid somaliyad ah oo weliba Zero meter ah, lol.. ileen waxaan ahay nin pakiztan ku joogee.lol" T: "I am not a guy like that, i want a somali girl. who would understand punjab girls when u take her home. I wouldn't do this to my family and it isn't right to her."

well this would be from now on be my vent room...First there was this whole new "WELCOME ME" topics and now we getting on the wagan of "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" what's up with that :rolleyes: :rolleyes: !!! If people want to celebrate their own or friend's birthday, WHY NOT JUST USE ONE SINGLE TOPIC THAT IS MEANT FOR THAT? Instead of topics after topics of "oooh i am new here so welcome me" or "it's my birthday or it's so and so birthday" that way i personally myself don't have to see those topics pupping up again and again and again and again and again and again :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Hey Tamina and Samiha i am glad that you guys enjoyed my list. Hey C_L woman that's too bad well atleast you can go now and find out the number of ur police station so you would be prepared next time. looooooooool nah i haven't tried any of them yet, but you know what, i have a natural talent for pissing guyz off without doing too much work :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Dang Ex-dane i wouldn't want to be around you when it's that "time of the month" for ya. I like "Tell a guy (who's just a friend) dat u kno he's feelin u but u dont hav any feelings for him so plz brotha cool it! Then they'll go into defence mode, lool."...hmm brings back memorises...Bee bye

Well Darman it’s your entire fault :mad: . First you had to tell me about the "red-ink" on my dress :eek: , but since you know I am a broke ass student with not even a penny to her name I had to take extreme measures seeing as you got money…Tried to contact you by air, sea, motorcycle, phone, and finally was told about this e-mail thing…I thought it would only be fair that you would have to buy me “ALWAYS” because let’s face it I was in bless ignorance of my problem . Well now after all that chasing and yelling at you to buy me my feminine product :mad: , I got this huge “Xabeeb” in my voice where people can’t even tell between me and your friend “Yusuf” apart…Now on top of being poor I got a twin :mad: …So to me, you seem to be cleaning and airing out the dirty laundry I wanted to ask if you would clean this dress too, but make sure you get the "red-ink" out okay…

looooool Darman that was funny list you got there hehehehehehe. So i thought i would try my luck at making up scenarios that would piss a guy off. Unlike you what i am about to suggest has not, and i repeat NOT, been tested on any guy..So here it goes, hope u find it funny and good: FIRST SCENARIO You are at a wedding and start talking to this guy. You have a long and good conversation. So at the end you look at him and say "hey i had a great time and u seem like a really cool guy" and as you remove your cell phone from your purse, you say to him "maybe that's why i feel like i can ask you this." You look at him right straight in the eyes and says "Can i have your friend's number over there because i think he is so cute and i would like to get to know him" SCENARIO TWO You meet this guy in video store and u approach him. you say to him, "hey i got this friend of mine who thinks you are really cute. And my friend is really shy to ask for your phone number" at that time you are pointing behind you but at no one directly. So he gives you the number. He watches you as u walk away trying to catch that friend. You make sure you don't abstruct his view when you hand the phone number to your friend "Yusuf" who in terms looks back at the dude and winks...... THIRD SCENARIO You meet this guy at a club and strick up a great conversation and have a good time. At the end of time as you guyz are standing outside, you say to him excitengly, "hey man i had a wonderful time and really want to keep in touch. Here is my number give me call tomorrow around 11.." So the guy calls around that time and this is what he hears, "Hello you have reached the police station departement of sexual pediphilers, how may i help you?..." SCENARIO FOUR You go to this somali resturant. And the guy waiter comes to get your order. So you tell him "i want meat steak and bariis" Few minutes later he comes back with your order, but u look at him weirdly and say, "what's this i ordered chicken stake and bariis this is meat i don't want this" He says, "but u said meat i remember" and you say, "hey man i don't know what u talking about i said chicken and that's what i want now so take this back." So he takes it back and brings the chicken to you. As he is leaving again, you say sarcastically, "If i ask for banana right now how long would u say it would take you to bring the right fruit to me?"..... SCENARIO FIVE You traveling with couple of people and there is this guy who keeps eating qaat and you ask him politely if he would stop eating it in the car. He rudely says, "hey listen it's non of ur business so just shut up and leave me." So you guyz stop at this gas station and he goes to the bathroom. You go in and buy some juice and as u get back to the car u see the qaat bag the guy was eating. So you put some of your apple juice in it. When the guy gets back and sees this he starts screaming and asks what happened. So you shrug your shoulder and say, "someone was using the bathroom for too long and this young kid had to pee so i just handed him a plastic bag without checking if anything was in it...."

heheheheheheheh..looooooooooooooooooooooool..I guess that's what she gets for hammering on him the importance of $50.hahahhahaha

Come on now, i just brought back up a one excatly the same, just variation on the money, so that u can read it. Why did u had to post it again. It's called "Man calls home.." by Abdinuur..bB

looooooool that's a good one..hehehehehehehehehehe

You know what i might be coming to MN in second week of August if you guyz haven't gone till then I am definitely going to join you u guys. As to the swimming thing, i cann't swim, but my sister can, so i guess she could be my partner in this...I would even wear those life saving jackets even if it makes me look stupid. Hey if i survive skydiving i wouldn't want to die by drawing... So do keep us informed about what's the deal with this trip okay...Take care

looooool nah it isn't cause i don't think there is an answer to why they do it or even a solution so why compound it on myself...As i said it was something i just wanted to get out of my chest..It kind of turned a vent or talk about anything type of room So everyone go on with whatever u guyz were talking about...Bee bye for now.

looool that was funny. Give worse news than u really have so then people wouldn't think it was so bad whatever u really had to done....I don't think it would work with my parents though, they probably wouldn't get through the part of me moving in with some dude before the shotgun is brought out and i am dead...So i am going to stick with hiding my card reports and pretending everything is up and up

looooool Shyhem Day light saving just means it would still be sunny or light outside when it's 8:30 pm at night...It doesn't mean the day is longer in terms of hours but when we think of day and night(one is light and other is dark) so they make the light time stretch longer.... I have been to MN once and not for very long, but seriously i didn't get a good vibe about it...I saw this Somali kid selling drugs right outside the street...And people were like well that's normal :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Come again. To me it seems Tornoto and MN people are just different, they got their own rules and games and shit or what not...Now Colombus is getting on the wagne too..Gangster shit and what not :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Anyways if u happy with where u live, power to ya...Bee Bye

Well Jamilah i had believed in soulmate since gosh i don't know when. It's just a gut instinct believe that it exists out there...Anyways I remembered this topic called "SOULMATE!!!!!!!!!" posted in the women section, U might want to check it out..Bee bye.

loooooool Darman you know what if i am not mistaken Princess_Sexy has her picture in the community section, why don't u check it out and find out for urself......just helping out since it was my cheescake