what im thinkin rite now, is this cute guy i saw today in town....and what would've happened if i held the eye contact a lil bit longer...ahh now ill neva know probably :rolleyes: hold on another thought entered me just now....i want a cheese burger, with losta mayo and steady on the salad...yes yes thats what im gonna do....imma get me sum of that....and oh by the way Mizz Lexus...it's catered by a halal take away restaurant

i dont even think there is such a thing as 'somaliland' i mean what the hell do they stand for? they speak the same language as 'their neighbours', suffer the same symptoms of qabilism as 'their neighbours' and got this crazy idea in their head that the rest of the world recognises them....is that a load of c*r*a*p* or what!! but it gets better....they even THINK they are better than 'their neighbours'...so paltalk i dont even know why u are straining urself to get ppl who are disillusional and obviously are in way too much denial to comply...PPL u should wake up and smell the coffee like a wise man called rudy once said....You are not any better than the rest cuz you all live in pverty and suffer from famine just like the rest in somalia...you havent got hospitals or an education system like you claim you do, everything you claim you have is a load of 'eat what comes from my behind'....so ppl, just stop being so damn proud and join the rest of the normal people, if that don't suit ya, then you are basically not good enuff for us and not the other way round.....wanna know what we call those then rejects .....so somalilanders don't be sour losers....it doesnt hurt to admit ur faults you know...it might make u people even better...who knows! by the way this is not a hate post or to settle some scores, this is about shakin ppl up and makin them realise that we don't have to pick being called the failures of somalia or keeping quiet while other ppl are making out that they are better than us.

for real the bleeding place is just a place ot avoid...the ppl, the houses, the cornershops....they all got one thing in common....THEY SMELL!! for real...its shyte! Anyway ill minimise my swearing or ill have libaax on my case...gotta stay in their good books u know...always watching and leering over our backs ...trying to nail us with that one lil slip up...it's a friggin regime they got round here, but aint we just lovin' it! Ta ra

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Stress Reliever # 1 Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" Stress Reliever # 2 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: it is very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. Stress Reliever # 3 Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. Stress Reliever # 4 A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE." Stress Reliever # 5 Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." Think twice now before u consider urself to be stressful!

You know these two "countries" are just build on people's imaginations. These 2 "countries" speak the same language have the same people same religion so now i'm wondering what the hell is on people's mind to divide themselves up like this you know. As if qabiil wasnt doing that already. People talk about peace and presidential elections...what's the point actually...Don't you think that somalia should re -unite as a whole and start thinking about getting our other piece of land those other ethopian people are sitting on! We are just getting it on our heads about some white lady doing this for somaliland and organising world recognition but plz...these white people are just trying to worm their way into our precious land and get their filthy munafiq hands on it like before (remember the colonisation and the invasion of the USA, they wanted us to be at peace right..my *** ). People just wake up...if we carry on like this somalia aint neva gonna be a country we can go back to or rebuild cuz we all sorted ourselves in catagories like we're a stack of books...each one at the other end of the shelf...and we all just gonna grow old in some foreign white country we call our own (home town) now...and our children too, till somalia is just merely a whisper dont wanna be said out loud, cuz its this big embarrasment...one of those failed countries again!

...To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay..." :rolleyes: Men!

the tune suddenly changed to reggea and the whole crowd gets up cheering....i get in the middle of the crowd and start whining on "like glue" ....crowd is abviously luvin it and is bambozzled by my booty shakin....cuz its like wo! ....i slowly dance out of the ring....and my eye cathes this fine..... :eek: Aight imma stop here cuz my imagination is workin on over drive now!

^^^^ loooooool u got sum issues bro! Well Old Girl why don’t u open a charity house or a soup kitchen and feed the poor, that way u will eat less and Allah will bless u, instead of being glutinous! Anyway i think that it's usually shallow to judge ppl on their size...but on the other hand its also very unhealthy to be overweight to put it gently!...It attracts all sort of diseases like diabetes, obesity...so come on ppl ya'll dont wanna be carried away by airplane out of ur home right, cuz u couldnt get out the door gap?! ...so cut the guy some slack it was straight forward questions no fuss needed!

Well, where should i start...the one where i nearly drowned in paint cuz i thought it would be fun to explore other ways to swim except in water...or the time when i chased my next door neighbour with a needle!? I was a what they call a maskiin seyfle kid...really angelic with family but a hex with other kids my age! ANYWAY this one time, i was about 8 years old, we we're all havin our lunch during the school break. So this kid was really annoying me about that he had more ninja turtles cards than me...and i couldnt obviously take that so when he wasnt looking i got them out of his bag and cut them all to pieces...but no that wasnt enuff...well ofcourse he suspected the foul play after a while and started whining to the teacher about it, so after an extensive search i found it back for him in his best friends lunchbox (where i sneakely planted it to steer the attention away from me) which made them both cry!.....Till this day i still rejoice on the thought of this very cunning master plan!muhahaha :cool: Well ofcourse i got rewarded with the Helpfull Student Of The Week certificate

walaalkiis u should know them actually cuz from usa right. anyway they're both somali singers and they sing in Englsih which is a new thing for a somalian. But anyway i could go on about them two for ever and ever... But if anybody has got the lyrics to it or knows their stuff plz DO NOT hesitate to contact me dee....we're a big family so come on.

Hey ya'll hows it going? I need to ask a favor...does anybody know Keynan's Song with Rayzak...its called presents of love...i really love the song and i wondered if anybody had the lyrics to it, if u do can you please post it down here or PM me...it would mean a lot! Thanx a lot already!

hey i agree man, dam dam dam is all i can say. Have u seen their video of Aicha, the gurls are actually wearing ahijaab, masha allah, even though its not proper what they are doing. But i really like aicha and i have got the single video whatever else related and u should too, cuz its da bomb!!

wlc dee and haa ismartiyeen! Just drink up ur tea, i think uve got about ten cups to finish by now if not more lol...but dont hold back sis and give all u got to make this even a more interesting website...start with ur contributions shall i say then.

You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom . Whoah...did i annoy the hell outta my family with that word! You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. i swear...sometimes i still wanna start one You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. damn...by now i have hidden away all the pics of me looking like that in a deep hole You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF" after watching this movie i actually thought i was good at karate! You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac. okay...i admit it!...I made up an imaginary Alf...wats a girl to do dee.....if u cant have the real deal make up one right!?? You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell," the ORIGINAL class. this one is and stays my favorite show of all time....and the original class was helluva betta than the last! Damn those were the good old days, when we thought that by 2000 we would all be like the Jetsons, zooming ourself to school and having a computer do all the work for you....Horta what ever happened to this programme with Steve Urckle, i cant remember the name of the show but it was a black family and it was hilarious!!

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

What would be your favorite comedy show or programme?....I'm soo addicted to Friends i'm planning a Friends marathon with couple of friends of mine, where we'll be watching the beginning till the very last shown episode! Basically im into most comedy programmes, from Friends till Sex and the City...basically i never leave the TV :rolleyes:

As (.....) you are rather serious-minded, responsible, and stable. You have the gift of tact and diplomacy, and possess a charming, easy-going nature which endears you to others. You have a serious desire to understand the heart and mind of everyone, and could be very effective in a career or in volunteer work where you are handling people and serving in a humanitarian way. This name also gives you a love of home and family, and as a parent you would likely be fair and understanding. You remember the thoughtful little expressions of affection and appreciation that mean so much to others, and you have the ability to create a warm and loving environment. However, you tend to put things off and avoid facing issues because of a lack of confidence and uncertainty. You often need encouragement from someone before you can come to a decision. I kinda liked this report but some parts are a little doubtfull....hmmm

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THRUSDAY(Khamiis): waad khayr badantahay maadaama aad khamiis dhalatay,qof waxaad ahaan jirtay diinta iyo dalka jecel laakiinse waxaa kaa muuqato dal naceeb iyo diintii aad hilmaantay iyo waliba dhaqankii oo aayar aayar kaaga siibanaayo amaba aad hilmaamayso,haddaysan aheen barakada aad qabtid daraadeed waad fallaagoobi laheed mar hore,shaqadaadu waa dhanka dhakhtarnimada isku diyaari maadaama aadan jecleen dhanka caafimaadka,alla bari. ....hmmm u know in a strange (and weird) way this somehow is a bit relevant but some things like, waxaa kaa muuqato dal naceeb iyo diintii aad hilmaantay iyo waliba dhaqankii oo aayar aayar kaaga siibanaayo amaba aad hilmaamayso, couldn't be more off the point. I absolutely love my dal and dhaqan, war feeraha bey iga qorantahay hadaan kugu dhaho nooh!? But its funny though especially about that doctor part...had my eye on that direction for quite a while, either that or psychology.... hmmm weird, very weird...

So where's the page that says how nice and intellectual i am....i feel so left out Just jokin but hey i wanna add a few names as well...I think this kinda topic is great, it keeps spreading the lovee!! Nuune MMA Mr. Libaax ....these three brothers have posted nothing but some nice intellectual topics and i especially liked MMA's pics of Xamar...just wanna say nuff love and keep up what your doing. Ilhaam ...a very down to earth girl, with strong opinions. Oh and how can i forget Rudy and Clown ...these two know how to lighten up every topic with their unique sense of humor...well thats it for me and my list admirations.

i agree with somealien, because she might have a point saying that ppl over judge women, but when a guy does it, he's da man! But it's still vulgar the way she dresses, she should be advertsing herself like that if she is so proud of her womanhood. And all i gotta say is with that kinda clip dont bring us down

mohamed farah , that is a really nice area ur majoring in, i did film studies in college but sadly had to drop that one cuz it had nothing to do with the direction i was heading in. Besides, i had so many other subjects that the workload was getting to me, but good luck to u! What kinda movies will you be making, nothing beats a good ol' fashioned funny somali musical (riwayad!) somealien tell ur sis to contact me! we can have good rant about the human behaviour and sigmund freuds theories! Also when have our parents ever been happy to wat we study, eat, do, wear, listen .....(list goes on) :rolleyes:

i see some ppl are missing the point of the topic...it's meant to be ur top 5 LOVE songs folks...wats NAS got to do with love??? :rolleyes: Well here's my top 5 list: 1.Breathe Again by Toni Braxton 2.Waiting To Exhale by Whitney Houston 3.My All by Mariah Carey (damm the voice of this woman...amazing!) 4.Nobody by Keith Sweat (this song would be nice for candle lit dinner, and a lil romance session afterwards...!) 5.Put Me Down by Donell Jones I love every single song of this man

I got this one by email a few days ago and thought it would be nice to share it with you ppl! About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Pakistanis had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Pakistani community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a debate with a member of the Pakistani community. If the Pakistani won, the Pakistanis could stay. If the Pope won, the Pakistanis would leave. The Pakistanis realised that they had no choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named Bala to represent them. Bala asked for one addition to the debate. To make it more interesting, neither side would be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate came. Bala and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Bala looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Bala pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Bala pulled out an apple. The Pope stood up and said, "I give up. This man is too good. The Pakistanis can stay." An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what had happened. The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to all religions. Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?" Meanwhile, the Pakistani community had crowded around Bala. "What happened?" they asked. "Well" said Bala, "First he said to me that the Pakistanis had three days to get out of here. I told him that not one of us was leaving. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Pakistanis. I let him know that we were staying right here." "Yes, yes,.. and then???" asked the crowd. "I don't know", said Bala, "He took out his lunch, and I took out mine!"