Your welcome maajo

Your welcome maajo

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Althought I never tried to convert a RAM file to WMA..but hey there,s a software called All converter 3.0 and it convert all audio formats ..Here's the link http://download.com.com/3000-2140-10195805.html

Althought I never tried to convert a RAM file to WMA..but hey there,s a software called All converter 3.0 and it convert all audio formats ..Here's the link http://download.com.com/3000-2140-10195805.html

Well..as far as I know that Microsoft made this third beta beta version of the windows.Net Server available last year however it began to gain acceptance in the corporate market,some analysts say Windows .Net has not attracted the same attention as its desktop counterpart because there are few customers who will see the need to upgrade in the near term. About the differnce between Win.net and Win 2000 I think we shouid take a look at the New features in Windows.net such as the ability to maintain the software remotely and install it with less hassle. It will also have the .Net Framework, instant messaging technology, and the Passport authentication service built in, enabling easy adoption as Microsoft unveils more .Net technology and ofcourse the users couidnt do these tasks with Windows 2000 !! Score: Win.Net 1 Win 2000 0

Well..as far as I know that Microsoft made this third beta beta version of the windows.Net Server available last year however it began to gain acceptance in the corporate market,some analysts say Windows .Net has not attracted the same attention as its desktop counterpart because there are few customers who will see the need to upgrade in the near term. About the differnce between Win.net and Win 2000 I think we shouid take a look at the New features in Windows.net such as the ability to maintain the software remotely and install it with less hassle. It will also have the .Net Framework, instant messaging technology, and the Passport authentication service built in, enabling easy adoption as Microsoft unveils more .Net technology and ofcourse the users couidnt do these tasks with Windows 2000 !! Score: Win.Net 1 Win 2000 0

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See ..printers (Inkjet and laser) normally have 2 problems: 1-Light or poor print quality — Can be caused by the a low level of ink in the ink reservoir. You should replace the ink cartridge and run several test pages. If the test appears to smear, the printer may be dispensing too much ink, or the quality of paper may be inferior. 2-Paper jams — First, you need to determine whether the paper is jamming at the entrance or while exiting. The fuser assembly can be considered the midway point. Make sure the pickup rollers are free of dirt or oil and are not worn or cracked. Make sure the paper path is free of paper and debris. If the paper is jamming during exit, make sure the gears on the fuser assembly aren’t damaged.

See ..printers (Inkjet and laser) normally have 2 problems: 1-Light or poor print quality — Can be caused by the a low level of ink in the ink reservoir. You should replace the ink cartridge and run several test pages. If the test appears to smear, the printer may be dispensing too much ink, or the quality of paper may be inferior. 2-Paper jams — First, you need to determine whether the paper is jamming at the entrance or while exiting. The fuser assembly can be considered the midway point. Make sure the pickup rollers are free of dirt or oil and are not worn or cracked. Make sure the paper path is free of paper and debris. If the paper is jamming during exit, make sure the gears on the fuser assembly aren’t damaged.

Hey Samir !! Howcome you only thanked Samurai worrior !! what about the others !? no offense Samaurai warrior but as far as I remember , me and Aplus also agreed that the power supply was the problem ....Samir at least show us love :mad: :mad:

Hey Samir !! Howcome you only thanked Samurai worrior !! what about the others !? no offense Samaurai warrior but as far as I remember , me and Aplus also agreed that the power supply was the problem ....Samir at least show us love :mad: :mad:

Thats right Tuvok !! Alot of people thinks there,s no big difference between Hacking or cracking ,just to clear it up , when someone say he,s hacking it doesnt mean he,s doing a bad thing, coz Hack denotes 3 things either writing a code , working on a computer or even diagnosing (fixing a problem ), Beside the word hack suggests the action of breaking into computer netowrks (Outside the internet) , On the inernet, the word Crack is used for that meaning . Conclusion: Cracker : One who breaks into computer systems, steals information or vandalizes info. Hacker : Someone who enjoys working with computers and testing the limits of systems . : Who is Satan? A: Satan is an MIS director who takes credit for more powers than he actually possesses, so nonprogrammers become scared of him. God thinks he's irritating but irrelevant.

Thats right Tuvok !! Alot of people thinks there,s no big difference between Hacking or cracking ,just to clear it up , when someone say he,s hacking it doesnt mean he,s doing a bad thing, coz Hack denotes 3 things either writing a code , working on a computer or even diagnosing (fixing a problem ), Beside the word hack suggests the action of breaking into computer netowrks (Outside the internet) , On the inernet, the word Crack is used for that meaning . Conclusion: Cracker : One who breaks into computer systems, steals information or vandalizes info. Hacker : Someone who enjoys working with computers and testing the limits of systems . : Who is Satan? A: Satan is an MIS director who takes credit for more powers than he actually possesses, so nonprogrammers become scared of him. God thinks he's irritating but irrelevant.

ah speaking of mandrake linux I think they r trying it,s immitate Win's Graphical User Interface O/S since they have noticed no one is intersted in command line interface stuffs,although I agree with you that it's very efficent in protection compared to others,but I cant help it ...So Viva Xp !! Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are, after all, the illiterate's form of documentation. Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how much it did for them.!!

ah speaking of mandrake linux I think they r trying it,s immitate Win's Graphical User Interface O/S since they have noticed no one is intersted in command line interface stuffs,although I agree with you that it's very efficent in protection compared to others,but I cant help it ...So Viva Xp !! Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are, after all, the illiterate's form of documentation. Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how much it did for them.!!

1-She was wearing the same outfit as mine, but who cares? And, it looked better on her! 2-Let's skip that sale, I really don't need anything anyway. 3-What do you mean today's our anniversary? 4-Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. 5-Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big! 6-Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "Just friends". 7-Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small? 8-Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there. 9-I don't care if it's on sale, $300 is way to much for a designer dress. 10-Hey, pull my finger!

Drink at age... 17 ... Winecoolers 25 ... White wine 35 ... Red wine 48 ... Dom Perignon 66 ... Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser Excuses for refusing dates at age... 17 ... Need to wash my hair 25 ... Need to wash and condition my hair 35 ... Need to color my hair 48 ... Need to have Francois color my hair 66 ... Need to have Francois color my wig Favorite sport at age... 17 ... Shopping 25 ... Shopping 35 ... Shopping 48 ... Shopping 66 ... Shopping Drug at age... 17 ... Shopping 25 ... Shopping 35 ... Shopping 48 ... Shopping 66 ... Shopping Definition of a Successful Date at age... 17 ... "Burger King" 25 ... "Free meal" 35 ... "A diamond" 48 ... "A bigger diamond" 66 ... "Home alone" Favorite fantasy at age... 17 ... Tall, dark and handsome 25 ... Tall, dark and handsome with money 35 ... Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 48 ... A man with hair 66 ... A man House pet at age... 17 ... Muffy the kitten 25 ... Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 ... Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 ... Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 ... Retired husband who dabbles in taxidermy and stuffs Muffy the Cat The ideal age to get married at age... 17 ... 17 25 ... 25 35 ... 35 48 ... 48 66 ... 66 Ideal date at age... 17 ... He offers to pay 25 ... He pays 35 ... He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 ... He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 ... He can chew breakfast :eek: :eek: :eek:

Diary of an AOL User July 18 I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is the best online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I'd better hold onto it in case they don't ever send me anther one! I can't connect. I don't know what is wrong. July 19 Some guy at the tech support center says my computer needs a modem. I don't see why. He's just trying to cheat me. How dumb does he think I am? July 22 I bought the modem. I couldn't figure out where it goes. It wouldn't fit in the monitor or the printer. I'm confused. July 23 I finally got the modem in and hooked up. that nine year old next door did it for me. But it still doesn't work. I can't get online. July 25 That nine year old kid next door hooked me up to America Online for me. He's so smart. I told the kid he was a prodigy. But he says that's just another service. What a modest kid. He's so smart and he does these services for people. Anyway he's smarter then the jerks who sold me the modem. They didn't even tell me about communications software. Bet they didn't know. And why do they put two telephone jack holes in the back of a modem when you only need one? And why do they have one labeled phone when you are not suppose to hook it to the phone jack on the wall? I thought the dial tone sounded funny! Boy, are modem makers dumb! But the kid figured it out by the sound. July 26 What's the internet? I thought I was on America Online. Not this internet thing. I'm confused. July 27 The nine year old kid next door showed me how to use this America Online stuff. I told him he must be a genius. He says that he is compared to me. Maybe he's not so modest after all. July 28 I tried to use chat today. I tried to talk into my computer but nothing happened. maybe I need to buy a microphone. July 29 I found this thing called usenet. I got out of it because I'm connected to America Online not usenet. July 30 These people in this usenet thing keep using capital letters. How do they do that? I never figured out how to type capital letters. Maybe they have a different type of keyboard. JULY 31 I CALLED THE COMPUTER MAKER I BOUGHT IT FROM TO COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT HAVING A CAPITOL LETTER KEY. THE TECH SUPPORT GUY SAID IT WAS THIS CAPS LOCK KEY. WHY DIDN'T THEY SPELL IT OUT? I TOLD HIM I GOT A CHEAP KEYBOARD AND WANTED A BETTER ONE. AND ONE OF MY SHIFT KEYS ISNT THE SAME SIZE AS THE OTHER. HE SAID THATS A STANDARD. I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T WANT A STANDARD KEYBOARD BUT ANOTHER BRAND. I MUST HAVE HAD AN IMPORTANT COMPLAINT BECAUSE I HEARD HIM TELL THE OTHER SUPPORT GUYS TO LISTEN IN ON OUR CONVERSATION. AUGUST 1 I FOUND THIS THING CALLED THE USENET ORACLE. IT SAYS THAT IT CAN ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS I ASK IT. I SENT IT 44 SEPARATE QUESTIONS ABOUT THE INTERNET. I HOPE IT RESPONDS SOON. AUGUST 2 I FOUND A GROUP CALLED REC.HUMOR. I DECIDED TO POST THIS JOKE ABOUT THE CHICKEN THAT CROSSED THE ROAD. TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! HA! HA! I WASNT SURE I POSTED IT RIGHT SO I POSTED IT 56 MORE TIMES. AUGUST 3 I KEEP HEARING ABOUT THE WORLD WIDE WEB. I DON'T NOW SPIDERS GREW THAT LARGE. AUGUST 4 THE ORACLE RESPONDED TO MY QUESTIONS TODAY. GEEZ IT WAS RUDE. I WAS SO ANGRY THAT I POSTED AN ANGRY MESSAGE ABOUT IT TO REC.HUMOR.ORACLE. I WASNT SURE IF I POSTED RIGHT SO I POSTED IT 22 MORE TIMES. AUGUST 5 SOMEONE TOLD ME TO READ THE FAQ. GEEZ THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO USE PROFANITY. AUGUST 6 SOMEONE ELSE TOLD ME TO STOP SHOUTING IN ALL MY MESSAGES. WHAT A STUPID JERK. IM NOT SHOUTING! IM NOT EVEN TALKING! JUST TYPING! HOW CAN THEY LET THESE RUDE JERKS GO ON THE INTERNET? August 7 Why have a Caps Lock key if you're not suppose to use it? Its probably an extra feature that costs more money. August 8 I just read this post called make money fast. I'm so exited. I'm going to make lots of money. I followed his instructions and posted it to every newsgroup I could find. August 9 I just made my signature file. Its only 6 pages long. I will have to work on it some more. August 10 I just looked at a group called alt.aol.sucks. I read a few posts and I really believe that aol should be wiped off the face of the earth. I wonder what an aol is. August 11 I was asking where to find some information about something. Some guy told me to check out ftp.netcom.com. I've looked and looked but I can't find that group. August 12 I sent a post to every usenet group on the Internet asking where the ftp.netcom.com is. hopefully someone will help. I cant ask the kid next door. His parents said that when he comes back from my house he's laughing so hard he can't eat or sleep or do his homework. So they wont let him come over anymore. I do have a great sense of humor. I don't know why the rec.humor group didn't like my chicken joke. Maybe they only like dirty stuff. Some people sent me posts about my 56 posts of the joke and they used bad words. August 13 I sent another post to every usenet group on the Internet asking where the ftp.netcom.com is. I had forgot yesterday to include my new signature file which is only 8 pages long. I know everyone will want to read my favorite poem so I included it. I'm also going to add that short story I like. August 14 Some guy suspended my account because of what I was doing. I told him I don't have an account at his bank. He's so dumb.

Never write a line of code that someone else can understand. Make the simplest line of code appear complex. Use long counter intuitive names. Don't ever code "a=b", rather do something like: AlphaNodeSemaphore=*(int)(&(unsigned long)(BetaFrameNodeFarm)); Type fast, think slow. Never use direct references to anything ever. Bury everything in macros. Bury the macros in include files. Reference those include files indirectly from other include files. Use macros to reference those include files. Never include a comment that will help someone else understand your code. If they understand it, they don't need you. Never generate new sources. Always ifdef the old ones. Every binary in the world should be generated from the same sources. Never archive all the sources necessary to build a binary. Always hide on your own disk. If they can build your binary, they don't need you. Never code a function to return a value. All functions must return a pointer to a structure which contains a pointer to a value. Never discuss things in concrete terms. Always speak in abstract. If they can understand you, they don't need you. Never complete a project on time. If you do, they will think it was easy and anyone can do it and they don't need you. When someone stops by your office to ask a question, talk forever but don't answer the question. If they get their questions answered they don't need you. Load all sentences either written or spoken with alphabet soup. When someone asks you out to lunch, reply: "I can't because I've almost got my RISC-based OSI/TCP/IP client connected by BIBUS VMS VAX using SMTP over TCP sending SNMP inquiry results to be encapsulated in UDP packets for transmission to a SUN 4/280 NFS 4.3 BSD with release 3.6 of RPC/XDR supporting our ONC effort working." Never clean your office. Absolutely never throw away an old listing. Never say hello to someone in hallway. Absolutely never address someone by name. If you must address someone by name, mumble or use the wrong name. Always maintain the mystique of being spaced out from concentrating on complex logic. Never wear a shirt that matches your pants. Wear a wrinkled shirt whenever possible. Your shirt must never be tucked in completely. Button the top button without wearing a tie. This will maximize your mystique.

Never write a line of code that someone else can understand. Make the simplest line of code appear complex. Use long counter intuitive names. Don't ever code "a=b", rather do something like: AlphaNodeSemaphore=*(int)(&(unsigned long)(BetaFrameNodeFarm)); Type fast, think slow. Never use direct references to anything ever. Bury everything in macros. Bury the macros in include files. Reference those include files indirectly from other include files. Use macros to reference those include files. Never include a comment that will help someone else understand your code. If they understand it, they don't need you. Never generate new sources. Always ifdef the old ones. Every binary in the world should be generated from the same sources. Never archive all the sources necessary to build a binary. Always hide on your own disk. If they can build your binary, they don't need you. Never code a function to return a value. All functions must return a pointer to a structure which contains a pointer to a value. Never discuss things in concrete terms. Always speak in abstract. If they can understand you, they don't need you. Never complete a project on time. If you do, they will think it was easy and anyone can do it and they don't need you. When someone stops by your office to ask a question, talk forever but don't answer the question. If they get their questions answered they don't need you. Load all sentences either written or spoken with alphabet soup. When someone asks you out to lunch, reply: "I can't because I've almost got my RISC-based OSI/TCP/IP client connected by BIBUS VMS VAX using SMTP over TCP sending SNMP inquiry results to be encapsulated in UDP packets for transmission to a SUN 4/280 NFS 4.3 BSD with release 3.6 of RPC/XDR supporting our ONC effort working." Never clean your office. Absolutely never throw away an old listing. Never say hello to someone in hallway. Absolutely never address someone by name. If you must address someone by name, mumble or use the wrong name. Always maintain the mystique of being spaced out from concentrating on complex logic. Never wear a shirt that matches your pants. Wear a wrinkled shirt whenever possible. Your shirt must never be tucked in completely. Button the top button without wearing a tie. This will maximize your mystique.

Why Being a Prostitute is Better than Being a Computer Consultant 1-You get to choose your clients 2-Hotel, etc. expenses are directly billed 3-You actually receive that high hourly rate clients are paying for you. 4-No dress code 5-Close client interaction at all times 6-You are working nights anyway 7-Finally a way to fit exercise into a tight schedule 8-Continual feedback - every two hours or so 9-Not tied down working with a team (unless you want to be) 10-Either way you are still getting screwed

lets see.. in Hebrew language : Baruch khaba means Marhaba Ma shlomkha = how are you Shlomi tov = Iam fine Boker tov= good morning laila tov= good night Ma Smakh= what's your name ?