LOOOOOOL, Jamal, Odeygaa la qaatey.. which group would u like to be with....Habro bugle dheelaayo(feeraha iska jajabinaaya) or odayaal imbili dheelaayo oo neerfoosa ah.

Ceeeb,..Girl, I got nothing to say 'bout this.. What happened to the moral?

Indhadeeq........if u are using a High speed such as sympatico through the telephone, the slow down of ur computer might be due to the distance between your house and the Central Office (C.O) which you get your dial tone from...Over 6km ....u will not get any signal at all. The closer to the C.O the more speed u get....However, if u are close to the CO and your computer has enough toys and it's still slow, then the problem is the ADSL (Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line). The ADSL has a line card which is really sensitive and easilly gets irrritated if the voltage increases or decreas, this doesn't affect ur dail tone but it affects ur High Speed. The ADSL is connected to OE(office equipment, the box that holds ur tell#) and from the OE to CA/PR (caple pair) This caple comes to ur street and it's responsible for a 100 telefone lines including urs. There4 u should tell them to check the DSLM or the line card...if ur telephone disconnects when u r using ur high speed, then u got a defective OE and that has to be replaced. This doesn't mean ur tell# changes...the DMS group will program ur # to a different OE. Well, there are many things that take a part of speed of ur high-speed and what I mentioned above is the 1st or 80% what cause the slow-down... If u have anymore questions or suggestions ...shout @ me bro and I will provide u with 'nough info.

Indhadeeq........if u are using a High speed such as sympatico through the telephone, the slow down of ur computer might be due to the distance between your house and the Central Office (C.O) which you get your dial tone from...Over 6km ....u will not get any signal at all. The closer to the C.O the more speed u get....However, if u are close to the CO and your computer has enough toys and it's still slow, then the problem is the ADSL (Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line). The ADSL has a line card which is really sensitive and easilly gets irrritated if the voltage increases or decreas, this doesn't affect ur dail tone but it affects ur High Speed. The ADSL is connected to OE(office equipment, the box that holds ur tell#) and from the OE to CA/PR (caple pair) This caple comes to ur street and it's responsible for a 100 telefone lines including urs. There4 u should tell them to check the DSLM or the line card...if ur telephone disconnects when u r using ur high speed, then u got a defective OE and that has to be replaced. This doesn't mean ur tell# changes...the DMS group will program ur # to a different OE. Well, there are many things that take a part of speed of ur high-speed and what I mentioned above is the 1st or 80% what cause the slow-down... If u have anymore questions or suggestions ...shout @ me bro and I will provide u with 'nough info.

Nuune, lakad, N.queen, kamila... Walaahi u guys are funny....mid fayoow idinkuma jiro. Kamilo, ar yaanyuurtaa la ii qaatey, ilko dooli taag uma hayee. Tan fiiri hee.....skunk(dabo cade) spray garaynaayo or dameer kolbo aariyo qabo qufaciisa?.

LOOOOOOOOOOOL, fix fix fix that was a good one sis.. No mac macaan 4 u eeh ilaa iyo intaad kibirka dhaafeysid...

Shame On u mohamed...u could of atleast respect the name "Mohamed" and pick another nick or something...cuz it doesn't suit u at all.... MagnoonaGirl..incase u still don't know what bikro is, it means "virgin", it's only used for girls though... And to answer ur question, it's simply haraam to have sex with ur fiance` b4 engagement. And heey watch out for that guy(Mohamed)

Shame On u mohamed...u could of atleast respect the name "Mohamed" and pick another nick or something...cuz it doesn't suit u at all.... MagnoonaGirl..incase u still don't know what bikro is, it means "virgin", it's only used for girls though... And to answer ur question, it's simply haraam to have sex with ur fiance` b4 engagement. And heey watch out for that guy(Mohamed)

Shame On u mohamed...u could of atleast respect the name "Mohamed" and pick another nick or something...cuz it doesn't suit u at all.... MagnoonaGirl..incase u still don't know what bikro is, it means "virgin", it's only used for girls though... And to answer ur question, it's simply haraam to have sex with ur fiance` b4 engagement. And heey watch out for that guy(Mohamed)

Shame On u mohamed...u could of atleast respect the name "Mohamed" and pick another nick or something...cuz it doesn't suit u at all.... MagnoonaGirl..incase u still don't know what bikro is, it means "virgin", it's only used for girls though... And to answer ur question, it's simply haraam to have sex with ur fiance` b4 engagement. And heey watch out for that guy(Mohamed)

Is 26 june important as July 1st is?

Is 26 june important as July 1st is?

Is 26 june important as July 1st is?

Is 26 june important as July 1st is?

LOOOL u guys are funny... Here is the one I witnessed.....xariifaa xaga gobolada nooga imaadey(back home), dhowr saacadood kadib markii uu nastey ayaa loo tilmaamey dhinaca sitting roomka si uu cajalado islamic ah isaga daawado...intii uu tv-ga ku mashquulsanaa ayaa telephonkii soo dhacey, xariifkanina ma isagaa maqlaayeyba inuu dagaaladii axsaabta ee tv-ga ka socdey u dhex jiro ayuu umaleynaayee. markii telephonkii aamusi waayey isna qaban waayey ayaa Hooyo usoo gashey iyadoo dhinacna ka ixtiraameysa ayey dhahdey.. Aboowe tlifoonka qabo YAA aboowe telifoonka qabo waa ka dhacayee (ppointing @ the telephone) xariifkii intuu halmar boodey ayuu miiskii iyo telifoonkiiba boortiyeeri camal u qabtey. AR WALAALEY XAAD NAGA WAALI GEEDKAAN GEED DHACAYA UMA EEKEYNE, SI FIICAN BUU MEESHA U YIILEE, XAW YAHEYSE GEEDKAAN LA KOOLKOOLINAAYAA, XAASE KU DHACEY UU LA QEYLINAYAA...

LEFTY, let's hope 4 da best and assume that he ment a "vegetarian guy"... Common bro, no women wants a guy with a flopy body like a jello.. U r in Africa, where u don't have to warry about cholesterol or some of the diseases that accures luck of sun shine....Play soccer or something; 190lb ain't that bad to get rid off. In my opinion, u need meat in ur system. Suq-suqaar, garab, dheylo, feedho, Maraq, steak..that's what makes a man strong...if a doctor didn't suggest u to be away from meat, than there's no reason why u avoid it.... Understand where ur girl is commin' from too, it's logic or u loss her to Mr.Muruq

MONK, monk,Monk What r u trying to do? take away my symbol from me? Common, u gotta change that.pls bye

This what I heard about London 1: You can't drive cuz luck of wide roads 2: Hot water & cold water can't be used at the same time 3: Visotrs get constipation cuz every body takes them to the best places in London to invite some1 which are Pizza Hutt and McDonalds I was shocked when I offer Excell(chewin' gum) to my friends and all of them asked me what are these huge tablets for. NO offence my bors/sisters from London, it's just what I heard from pple from N/America who visited there.

Wlc wlc with gacmo furan. Whats's up with the war u r into and who r u fighting with?. Aboow aboow waaba iga naxisee. Walaalka soo dhawee aan is dha haayee adigana qori baaba iga hor keentey. aan ku soo fiiriyey maahee, xabadaan oo igu soo maqan aaban arkey. Gas aan u siiyey laakiin switch-kii korontada ay ku dhacdey...hadda qolkey gii yaraa sidii uu mugdi u yahey. soo suubi sxb. LOL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,again soo dhawoow hee LOL...............anigaan wax soo dhaweynaaya isagaaba meesha iga hor imaadey..LOL

Ar meesha ceebaa ka dhacdey, gabartii STHLM_LADY magac aan jirinbaaba iskala baxey. Aad iyi Aad ayaan uga xumahey macaantey...Iga raali ahoow:( Ajakis....qofba si lee u maqlee ujeedada ka danbeysaa isku wada mid waaye...they r all good.

LOOOOOL@HTML_Girl, waqtigaan la joogo, yaa waxaas ka xishoodaba. U R lucky haddi aad guriga isla gaartaanba...ar walaaley habeenkaas anaa lumosiinka idiin wadaayo, awkiyaalaheyga modwwna hore lee usoo qaadanaa. llllllllllll

LOOOOOOL Ajakis, Sheekadas waan maqley laakiin sikale aan u maqley. Xariifkoo aa gabar loo aroosey. Markii oo guriaga loo firaaqeeyey uu kasi waayey meel shaqada laga bilaabo. 4 saacadood kadib wax ay is fiir fiiriyaanba, markii danbe uu dhahey " war waxaan fiiri oo indhaha cad cad leh, cawada dhan i fiir sanee geed camal, wir i fiiri mar kaleeto...i fiirihee hadii aad wadno qabto, waa ku fulaa walaahi" ay fiirisey ma hee, xariif kii libaaxa camal ugu boodey gabartii..iyadaa ka darneydbo...wir i fuul hee ku lahaa.. xariifkii sidii uu shaqadiisii uga soo baxey.

LOOOOOOOL eventhough I have heard this many times, it still makes(almost) me P in my panths.. Good1 sis

Two French guys came to couple of sheikhs(wadaado) chewin' Jaat cuz they wanted to convert to Islam. This was about 4:00pm, it's when the mirqaan is the Max. French men: After observing or combaring our religion to your's we found out that Islam is the true one Wadaado: Good Good we're glad u realized that. French men : We heard that u help pple when they converting to Islam Wadaado : Yes, Yes, We do (actin' they're most knowledgeable pple on earth) French men : Well help us than, we're ready. Wadaado: mmm mmm mama mmm (they stoped chewin' and stared the guys with disblv) French Men : Is something wrong (noticin' the sudden change on their faces) Wadaado : mmm NO NO but..but ..but (each one of the wadaado knew that there will be no more jaat or mirqaan if they start helpin' these guys, cuz this kinda of process takes a lot of time) French Men: r we all ready? One of the wadaado: as u guys noticed how sorry we're, it's impossible to do that today for two reasons. 1st , it's Friday today and 2ndly it is the end of the month meaning more and more pple were converted today at Friday prayers..THERE 4 THE LIST IS FULL just go back home now and we will let u know when two pple QUIT or LEAVE our religion. Rest of the wadaado : yes yes yes...it's like that Nacam nacam..yep yep Warrning: this is just a joke...no attention to disrespect our sheikhs Enjoy Yoo aLL

Good 1 but it's so uuuuuuuuuy, I wonder how they felt afterwards. TNX sis ...I hope u got more to come