Sista-with-issues, if you don't mind me asking Why??? is it: A- you don't want kids cuz you're not financially stable B- You don't want kids cuz you don't like the pain of carrying 9 mo. and going through labor C- you're not ready cuz you're still young D- you don't like kids period, cuz you're selfish E- you don't want to get pregnant cuz,it'll mess up your style, strech marks, 900lb...etc

All I could say is

Ameenah you're funny welaahi " a girl needs to be married by a certain age" that makes sense, this makes her lie about her age until she gets married I always took it personal when someone tells me...oh i'm 17 years old and she has wrinkles. Or you might hear stories like.... naa Ugaaso 1983 baa India lagu guursadey, what!!!!! she told me she was turning 18 next month.

I need to know the lyrics to this ppl, murti badan baa ku jirta heestan Diiq waxaas yiri kuukuu Dooro aa tiri kiikii

Oh lord this is sad. Do you know Somalia was like that at some point. They never refused to let them in, but they were forced to remove their xijaab.

Thanx Libaax, I don't know why my brother is attacking me.

Abdinuur I've tryed this before and I got fired. Remember give them the finger behind their backs. Learned my lesson.

Funny one bro.

La morenita, i'll put a little twist in the question. How about if the doctor told you if you abort this baby you may never have another one, then what would you do?

Jamal-11 aboowe i'm just having a little fun sorry.

I love this dish, macaan walaahi. This is a very old recipe. It's great if you have a big crowd to feed... Elephant Stew Cut 1 Medium-sized elephant into 1-inch cubes. Place in kettle containing 2,315 gallons of water. Simmer 3 days. Add 1/2 ton assorted vegitables (do not use rutabagas - rutabagas hate people, that's why they taste the way they do.) Add a dash of salt and pepper. Simmer 4 more days over low heat. This recipe serves 3,842 people. If more are coming, add 4 rabbits - no more- as most people do not like to find hare in their stew. (ha ha ha...)

A wiseman never assumes ones gender and age. This isn't a battle bro, relax. Just answer the question, if you don't know the answer, it doesn't hurt to say so. Tamina the folks i'm refering to know when they were born, but choose to lie about it instead, so irritating.

Jaber you're probably expecting me to attack you, naah not today. Why don't you post something positive for a change. Enlighten us!

The right thing to do would be to keep the baby, since abortion is Haram. Easier said than done, i honestly don't know what I would do if I were in that position.

Wiseman I detect a little hostility. You're upset because you lie about your age maybe. Why do you lie about your age????

Please could someone explain to me why ppl Somalis in particular lie about their age. I met this girl three years ago and she was 29 years old. Today i'm three years older than i was then, but she is still 29 years old.Why???? It does not matter if i'm 50 years old, I will never lie about it.

Dictionary in UK, i don't know bro, but i could buy one in the U.S and ship it to ya.

Dictionary in UK, i don't know bro, but i could buy one in the U.S and ship it to ya.

Googaa Cadalee jini jini saaran, jini kala saaran sixiroo googaa. farabadne waaye nooh

Mine is wreckless drivers, talking on their cell phones, reading magazines, doing everything but paying attention on the road

Oh i didn't know we are suppose to give direction. 1- Take bus from shaqaalaaha 2- Get off infront of the bulukeeti make sure to tell the driver 2 miles before your stop 3- Walk towards Ay faay, bass the Chicken and the goat cemetery 4- say hi to adeer bustaale at the dhuxul store 5- Right behind dugsiga macalin Cali before kawaanka Tiifoow

Sacadoow waad na ceebeysay, nimanku ma buraanburaan wey gabyaan. If this was back in the Sayid time, he would murder you. I'll steal couple of lines from my mother and come back with a killer buraanbur.

Well said Hibo. Jaber, any of the things you mentioned does not happen (with our generation anyway) You're probably comparing us to welfare chasing, good for nothing type of women you deal with. Women today juggle work, school and family life, without complaining. Men today expect a woman to pay half of meher, sooryo, yarad....etc at the same time refer to himself as "the breadwinner" What are you doing when your wife is gossiping with other women, you're standing at the Donut shop with your mouth in the air. If your women is a looser, most likely you're too. So stop hating on women and try to be more productive next time.

Libaax waad waalatay waryaa. Don't hate man just cuz your from Dhuuso-mareeb(a real name also).

Enjoy this one ppl. A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..." The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me." She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!" So he says "FINE!" and he drops her down.... So she's falling and screaming... Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :"Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..." The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me." She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!" So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again. She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die. Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!" The Muslim man replies : "Astagfirulla'h!" and he drops her.