^ Weyrax, no I am not old, nor I am young, in human years, I might be old, but I am only 8 according to my comrades, enough to marry 8 Daacuuriin in one time. JB, lool, ar ka daa dee Ugaas, ma waan kaaga sheekeeyay horta ayaan hore anoo la joogo asxaabteyda, mid ka midaa wuxuu igu yiri, actually they call me Little Human, waa naaneesta ay ii yaqaanaan, sometimes waan dhibsadaa, sometimesna waan iska jeclahay niaan maqlo waayo erayga human being aan maqlo waa horaa iigu danbeesey marka waanba ku jubboodaa maqalkiisa, wuxuu igu waryaa Little Human anoo dhax fadhiyo odayaashooda iskana shaaheenayo(usually it is not shaah we drink together, but sangaalaha(dixiriga sanka geela ku jira) oo shiidan oo Juice laga sameeyey or maraq), intaan soo jeedsadey baan ku iri, haa walaal, markaas buu igu yiri yaab baad leedihiin ibnu aadamkiina, markaasuu sii watey deedna yiri "gabadh baan maagey inaan dhax galo(ka dhax qeylin) anoo processkii ku jiro ayaa wadaadkeeda ayaa ag jiifey, markaan dhax galayeyna wuu i arkayey mana uusan hadlin gabadhii baa sidii iskaga seexatey, wadaadkeedina wuu soo jeedaa iyadiina wey iska dhacdey bahal hurda ah", kuyeenahoo intaan ka soo tagey oon uusteeda calaashaan mindhicirkeeda soo quftey ayaan iskaga soo baxey, kulahaa, markaan maagey inaan cuno ayaa waxaan arkey laba dameer(as in dameer real ah) oo laakin yaryar oo ku dhax jiro xiidmihii, waan ashahaatey buu yiri(kan Jinni Muslim ayuu ahaa), markaas baan ka soo cararey buu yiri, dib danbena human being inaan uga dhax qeyliyo isku dayi maayo, intaan saas u fiiriyey ayaan ku dhahey, mac sonkor caleen shaah, bal maxaa igu watey, markaan saas dhahey ayey odayaashii ul iyo shaabuug ila dhaceen, illaa hada nabarihii boog intey isku badaleen bey wada barareen, anna intaan xanaaqey ayaa gabdhihii aan ka qabey u wada furey, hada ergo ayey ii soo direen iyo iney s maslaxaan, processkaas baan hada inoo wada socdo aniga iyo iyaga.

It took me 50 mirdaaq to find this topic, answering Ngonge question to me about the babies I had with the Jinni Daacuurad(read woman), it is not 2 babies but 20 babies, Jinni Dacuuris don't bother with 2 or 4 or even 12 babies, 20 babies at a time is the mimimum ay foolan karaan at any time given, but usually there is a late comers after the 20, 3 babies follow suit, how they get out I had no idea, just seem them rolling around. Anigu koristooda shaqa kuma lihi since they don't need that from me or from their Daacuurad, markey saas u dhasheenba horey ayey kabaha ka gashteen, balse I had trouble clothing them all, they usually like to wear exact size, and I to find one baby's size takes me 2 Human months, or 2 and half days of their time.

Apophlclytic, Gaalyahow ka dhax bax ummada oo hooyooyinka aflagaadada ka daa, kurkaan kaa goyn gaastariigyahow u gaajeysan siduu Muslimiinta iyo islamka u caayi lahaa, orodoo caabud NOTHING iyo baabah.

I havent seen a bentley that is equal to the size of a 20'foot container, maybe it is time I buy that bushkuleeti

^^ Sxb, naag ha kugu niikiso waa mushkilo, laakin ha kuu niikiso waa wareer, isla niikiya waa kadeed, laakin kolkey kugu niikiso ayaa laguu baqaa, kuwaa aaminsan kol hadey kugu niikiso yaa u diidayo iney ku niikiso dad kale ama u niikiso. Waxan waa dhaqan Soomaali een ka hadlayo, anigu ogalaan maayo naag ha kugu niikiso, dhaqanka yaan na looga cayaarin, dad waaweeyn oo isku niikinayo ama wada niikinayo waxaa dhaama ayagoo ibriiq madaxa ka lalmiya

Malika;831933 wrote: now it doesnt mean one cant dance erotically for her husband.. If she does that in front of her husband, he will erotically label or call her to be heekaleey from the past, yaa ku barey waxan would be his first reaction, and yaad ku niikin jirtey ama u niikin jirtey would be his main question.

Not the Midowga Africa, it is the USA that donated the equipment and gaadiid AU iyagaa wax la siiyaa iska dhaaf wax ay dad siiyaan

^^ lool Garissa and its surroundings is known to be homogenous to only the clans that settle or belong to those areas(is it clans or one clan that settle there, am not familiar with clan categorization), they don't allow outsiders or intruders as they call it to buy land or build houses there, maybe own a business there, bottom line waxaa lagu dhahaa, adi maa dagto meeshaaneeyto, districtaan kaaga miyaa, kaaseeyto meeshaan uu rabaa inuu gato, soo galootigaaan hehe HAATUU, waa ijaara weynaadey, filinkiisa anaa waa hore qarxiyey,

^^ Malika yeysan ku maqlin camal Nothing much I can say, my first time of hearing this, waayadan Ireland kuma badni marka lama socdo waxa ka dhaco. Anaa soo ogaanaayo bal her true identity, kolleey cadaan ay guursan rabtey kolaan ka reebnaba This is what happened, or how they found her fingerprints, from irish Times: Ms Tahir was informed in June 2009 by the Office of the Refugee Applications Commissioner her fingerprints matched those of a Tanzanian who was issued with a six-month visa for the UK in Dar Es Salaam in December 2006. So she arrived in UK with Tanzanian passport on 2006, probably iska dhiibtey in the UK but loo diidey sharci which lasted untill 2008. then sneaked into Ireland in that same year of 2008, she could be Somali after all we don't know yet.

^^ It is now changing yaa El Punto, so many hotel and leisure owners from nairobi already made to Xamar, it should be fun but problem with property might make things slow for them, even if they purchase land, the possibility of others claiming to be theirs is high!

with the help of bakoorad he can run

Thanks for that Complicated. As of now, so many people are returning from the diaspora, heard in Mogadishu, the demand for hotels has skyrocketed that you can't even find a place to stay one night, even for $150, this has prompted a niche market in the hospitality sector, as of now, I know 2 Western owned hospitality companies are in negotiating to get a land to build 200-350 room hotel each, what these greedy western companies will charge would be so expensive and people have no choice except to pay! anyone!!

ma isagaaba dhaqaaqi ama socon karo, calool buuba qaadi la'yahay

is this Tom the black orgi of Hageisa

He is coming back, the odds are favoring him so much but Martinez is also in the pipeline

^^ King Kenny's Duqlish reign came to an end just minutes ago, Liverpool now need a former Barcelona type manager, a foreign manager is what Lpool needs.

Oba blaming Sharif, I knew Oba was always on defense of Sharifka, but has it came to this point, what happened

Adam, you can still reconstruct and give the men a color picture, Somali feature!

Waa sheeka cusub, waligey maanan maqal dee, Juxa weydii bal iyadaa Xeer-ilaaliya ehee

A very dramatic title, Xaaji Xeyraan, hada ka dib kolkaan topic cusub sameenayo adaan kula tashan

lool hagbad thieves, I don't mind in ay lacagta gubato, kolleey habraha unbey ku maqantahey, gabdhahoodaa laga jari laakin, but what is this levy or water charges

Ngonge, su'aal ku saabsan xisaabaadka, adaa iga yaqaano, you know, ayuuto or hagbad baan ku jiraa, my first time though, they mad women keep telling me I am next to get paid even though they told me 5 times earlier(maalmahan habraha ayaan ku dhax jiraa, sxb, wey faa'iido badanyihiin), when will I get paid, I supposed to be the last one, but that has passed few weeks ago, would I be liable for taxation, and how much if 40% is deducted from me given that they pay me, the mad women told me I have to pay government levy but I haven't seen any money from them yet and they threaten me with levies and water charges

NGONGE;830067 wrote: ^^ According to the Mahiga gospel, Gospel of Barnabas, the destroyed one, or or the Gospel of Luke, the liar of all times, this guy Luke, kulahaa, according to me, which was submitted to me, by the name of blah blah, marka Mahiga iyo his disciples naga daaya

^^ Don't say we need Alonso for better season, your comment sounds like that, come back Alonso hehe Tuujiska, adiga facts about footie maba kaseesid, stick to hookie or was it hockie

lol, aniga personally qof diyaarad lee iska saaran mar kasta madaxweyne iima ahan, Kuwait darraato, waxa ka horeeyey suudaan, shalay Uganda(5 times a month), isla shalay Kenya(4 times in a month), isla maanta mareekan, isla barri masar, xageen u soconaa, I know diyaaradaas in ay kiro tahey from a company at Wilson airport, they are really in profit, and doing well business wise, having charged Sharifka for each trip one way for $250,000 thousand dollars, back, similar amount, I am not exaggerating this, I know for a fact and know the rented plane well and the company who owns it. This is more than rent, it means the plane goes where ever he goes and cost is even more, so that figure I mentioned is based on a rented plane similar to that from the company who owns it.