Oba, adaa qoor-sagaaro isku dhigey, didn't you said maalin dhaweed that it is only a phone call away to get a government job, so adiga waa meeleesantahey camal, ka dhax bax dadka see waaye. Apo, hehe, you see me and you we came a long way, and as you can see, we can work together politically, though I had to guarantee your safety and security, so the only job is airpoirt official, Kismayo comes to mind, but you will feel more save in Mogadishu. Mooge, waxaagu waaba ka dareey adigu, yeaah, Abwaan aa ka dambeeyay that sacking of Armani, bal update us bal niyahow with your extreme stuff, I like them by the way!

Ibti, Japan is gone, but you have a chance, that diplomat did not make it to Mogadishu, and he was sacked in absentia, Cambodia, there was a Soler who was based there not sure if he took that position but that Soler in Cambodia is NOW in Mogadishu as we speak, you might know him, Moti is his name, he speaks Cambodian so priority will be given to him I guess. Not sure about Fiji though, I see you are after resorts and paradise hehe Norf, it all takes a visit to Xamar, you might as well get a better job than Ambassador, though most posts they never announce, and are given to relatives and so, the Somali woman who is a minister for planning something like that, is currently fighting that kind of corruption with the arrest of some corruptiions that went through the selection of scholarships to Turkey, it was a scam, offcials that are involved were arrested earlier in the week, so step forward. The other good news is that they set up last week an agency for checking indivuals who were given higher government posts, to ensure they qualify the post, not only qualification, but capable to carry out tasks that they were assigned to. Apophis, I know how badly you wanted for the ambassador position reading from another thread, but forget about this, you will be good at with other posts, since you are against anything to do with corruption, then airport jobs will suit you more with your balanced views on everything

Just in, breaking news, new Somali Ambassador to South Africa named, received waraaqihiisa aqoonsi from Jacom Zuma, South Africa President. Source, Radio Muqdisho It is going so fast, here is the latest from Xamar by the way; Read here too about the fate of current Somali Diplomats: Kulan balaaran oo maanta ka dhacay hoolka shirarka ee Wasaaradda Arrimaha Dibadda iyo iskaashiga Caalamiga , kana soo qeybgaleen inta badan diblomaasiyiinta ka howlgala Safaaradaha Soomaaliya ee looga yeeray 10-ka bishan January Xarunta Wasaaradda , ayaa waxa ay wasaaraddu ku shaacisay go’aan rasmi ah kadib markii madaxda sare ee Wasaaradda ay falan-qeeyeen tala-soojeedinta guddiga dib u habeynta Wasaaradda. Fadhigan oo ay goob joog ka ahaayeen Wasiiru dowlaha Wasaaradda, Wasiir ku xigeenada, Agaasimaha guud iyo Xubnaha guddiga dib u habeynta ayaa hadal kooban oo soo dhoweyn ah oo uu jeediyay Ambassador Yuusuf Xasan ibraahim “ Yuusuf Dheeg” oo ah gudoomiyaha guddiga ayaa waxa uu ku sheegay in howlaha ay wadaan uu yahay mid horumar u horseedaya geedi socodka cusub ee siyaasadda dibadda Soomaaliya . Wasiiru dowlaha Wasaaradda Dr. Maxamed Nuur Gacal ayaa hadal uu ka jeediyay kulanka ku sheegay in dib u habeyn ay ku sameeyeen shaqaalaha gudaha ee ka howlgala Wasaaradda , lana waafajiyay sharciga , waxa uuna yiri “ xubnaha guddiga dib u habeynta shaqo badan ayey qabteen , waxa ayna daraasadeeyeen dukumintiga, iyagoo is arag la sameeyay dhammaan diblomaasiyiinta looga yeeray xarunta”. Wasiiru dowlaha waxa uu intaa ku daray “ tallaabada xigta ee aanu qaadeyno ayaa ah sidii fariin rasmi ah oo wicitaan ah loogu diri lahaa Safiirada, Siihayayaasha safaaradaha iyo Qunsulada guud si ay u yimaadaan xarunta Wasaaradda, sida la ogsoon yahay howlaha aan wadno waa dadaal aan qofna lagu beegsaneyn ee qofkii ka gudba ama buuxiya shuruucda iyo shuruudaha Wasaaradda ayaa noqonaya howlwadeenka rasmiga ah”. Wasiiru dowluhu waxa uu sheegay in Wasaaradda Arrimaha Dibadda iyo Iskaashiga caalamiga aaney marnaba cafin doonin shaqsi kasta oo meel uga dhacay ama ku takri falay hantida qaranka ee dibadda , lana soo qaban doono , lana horkeeni doono cadaaladda . Agaasimaha guud ee Wasaaradda Cabdidaahir Cabdiraxmaan Cabdi ayaa ka aqriyay madasha qodobada la go’aamiyay , kuwaasoo kala ah: 1- Diblomaasiyiinta aan ku imaan Xarunta Wasaaradda Xilligii loo qabtay , soona gudbin cudur daar la aqbalay , waxaa loo aqoonsaday inay ka tanaasuleen howshii ay Wasaaradda u hayeen . 2- Diblomaasiyiinta aan weli ka howlgelin , kana imaan goobaha ay ku qoran yihiin , waxa ay joogayaan Xarunta Wasaaradda . 3- Waxaa loo aqoonsaday diblomaasiyiinta loo yeeray , 67 ka mid ah inay buuxiyeen shuruudihii Wasaaradda , ayna yihiin shaqaalaha Wasaaradda . 4- Waxaa la go’aamiyay 28 diblomaasi in dib loogu celiyo Wasaaradda Horumarinta adeega bulshada ( Shaqada iyo Shaqaalaha) . 5- Wasaaraddu waxa ay dib ka soo sheegi doontaa Safaaradaha iyo Qunsuliyadaha guud ee la xiri doono , iyo kala badalka diblomaasiyiinta iyo howlwadeenada . 6- Waxaa la farayaa diblomaasiyiinta la ogolaaday inay dib ugu laabtaan goobahooda shaqo Source

Ibtisaam, Geedi is allegedly being said to have a veterinary qualification, but then he can say I was a PM, though I wouldn't like to see any warlord on any Somali post, that includes Cali Mahdi whom I don't know what qualification he hold, they are both campaigning in Mogadishu for the post. Ibti, you can be a candidate too, why not serve Morocco, or Ukraine. Norf, adiga luqada carabigaa lagugu xiri, but maashaa allaah and salam alaikum is fine, little chance you will find a GCC country.

As you are all aware, or heard, in the last few days, the government of Somalia has called all diplomats serving overseas to come to Mogadishu for a grand conference that will decide if they are capable of carrying out their duties, one of the many tests that if they pass will make them hold their jobs include: Proper qualification from a recognized institution Proper qualification from a recognized institution Proper qualification from a recognized institution Proper qualification from a recognized institution Proper qualification from a recognized institution They were given a deadline to come to Mogadishu 4 weeks ago, and attend the conference and vetting sessions this week, now the conference is still going on, and ONLY 67 attended(67 is still too higher), 84 were absent and not attended without providing any excuse whatsoever. Diplomats include the ambassadors, their deputies and consulates 67 diplomats were told they can hold their ambasadooriyal position, but they might serve another country in the new list, many don't like changing countries, new Somali diplomats would be available in the next coming days The final draft was made this morning for those who did not attend, they were told, from today, you no longer represent Somalia's interest overseas. The selection of diplomats will no longer be based on clan or 4.5, but pure qualification, and the rest of the requirements, such as English knowledge, Arabic(Maashaa Allaah, and Salam Alaikum will do fine), if you know three or 4 languages such as Russian, or European language, priority is given to you. So, what does this mean, I am sorry, I have to bring Abwaan here again, sxb, since you were there at the conference, can you feed us what countries are available so Solers with valuable qualification and experience can apply to the 84 diplomats that were sacked. I know Bhutan, Fiji, and Nicaragua positions are left, which means their diplomats didn't arrive Mogadishu for the deadline, so I assume they are vacant. The British one is unclaimed though Geedi(former PM), and Cali Mahdi are head to head to become Somalia's Ambassador to the UK. Taleexi, Xiin, Oodweyne, Xaaji Xunjuf, Koolo, Rudy, Malika, and Alpha can all apply to become ambassadors to represent their country overseas. I will publish if the list of vacant countries becomes available.

^^ Great initiative indeed, if you are one of the organizing/fundraising people, then kudos to you, Maashaa Allaah, Soomaalidu waxey dhahdaa, ama ka muuqnoow, ama ka maqnoow, technically meaning, dadkaaga waxtar!

Criminal, hheh, did they really called you that, I was once called khamri cab aan waxba qaad ka tareyn, the story is, dhowr niman baan mar isla qayilney, the place is Harer, they were hoping intuu marqaanka iga bato aan sidii wax waalan caawoo dhan iska hadlo iska daldalmo indhahuna caag i noqdaan, after many hours and hours, one them said, kan qaadka waxxbaba kama tarayo, ku kalaa soo boodey oo yiri, nin khamri cab ah qaad cunistiisa waxba lama ahan, marka being called criminal is alright, at least khamri cab laguma dhihin niyahow

^^ Leave Aaliyah alone niyahow, are you going back to the UK since you adopted country had issued warnings there, are you not many Somalis who booked all flights in the next few weeks on their way to the UK. Are you one of those causing the unrest in Somaliland, or as in the case of JB call this good news since he hopes many ministers who had British Citizenship will go back and leave their posts. What are you doing there now, sxb, any plans, are you in safe hands, or planning to go to Mogadishu to become MAG(Mogadishu Airport Governor), warkaaga caddee sxb, nowadays our friendship is in jeapardy since you are clarifyinng many things to me, and your contant aggression towards Aaliyah makes our friendship more vulnerable to fail.

Aaliyyah;913903 wrote: As they say educate a woman and you educated a nation . Mashallah. Walee wa la noqonayaa, sooner than we think. Nation refers to men, thanks for supporting our cause Aaliyah, and Alpha is delighted by that sentence as well and soon will bombard you Maashaa Allaah and Halaal lower gazes. Ps: That lady is only one of MANY

Alpha Blondy;913359 wrote: can be we certain this is 'Somalia'? i thought the history of 'Somalia' and Somalis started in 1960. please advise. And you will tell me to stop talking about you and growing up at London streets, now dib ugu noqo what you wrote there, sxb, only teens ayaa aaminsan waxaas that Somalia's history started at independent, what were we before that, yaanyuuro

oba hiloowlow;913652 wrote: this man need some swag Your hate for the man is NOTED, Gabbal ayaan ka sugeynaa jawaab dagdag ah

Mongolia sxb, Ulan Bataar

Good night folks

^^ At the end, koob shaah Soomaali ah kolkaad cabto caadiyoos alamiintoos aad iska noqonee

Blessed, diyaar walaa diyaar, say Africa is 52 countries now, 38 countries are already being occupied by former colonies, the remaining are indirectly being occupied like Somalia, Kenya, Djibouti, Ethiopia, Egyt, another gone history(Egypt host the largest US troops in Africa to be numbered 58 thousand, little you will hear this from the media). What about South Africa,a Dutch base there a British one there too, Namibia, same, what about Congo, that is gone haku deyso, and Angola, Alla Yarxam, what about Burkino Faso, few hundredh only who are there to provide logistics, ma warqado ayey qeebiyaan since 1993gii, and Niger, whatis France doing in this country, yes, waxey xaabsadaan uraniumta, Norwegians are there too, what about Mozambique,xeebteedi dheered ee laga helay shidaalka iyo gaaska, waxaa iska aruursado biritish iyo Belgium, and Belgium have 4 bases there, all guardians of the macdanta adduunka ee wadanka, in every single African cuontry, only few escaped this nonesense, Eritrea, Zimbabwe, iyo dhowrr kale like Sudan, and these, cunqabateyntii adduunkaa saaran for refusing my orders, yaa Ilaah yaqaana, I wish I have a strong Somalia, I know waxaan sameen lahaa Xiin, waa mudnaantaas dhibka heesta Africa, mentality waxaa ku qufulan inuu reer galbeedka ka fadli badanyahey, goormuu ka fadli batey 100 sano ka hor unbey barteen sida shower loo qaato, cadey iskaba daa waligoodba maba aysan aqoon and they imported our cadey or rumey to make it more of their own invention, maanta dhiigaa igu karey, intey ku shirayaan Addis Ababa mey dhowr dayuuradood oo ciidama ah u diraan Mali, and dhahaan anagaa ku filan African problems ee orda wadamadiina recession striken countries ku noqda

Adigu waxaad sameesaa marka hore, don't write anything to do with British, that is like, your reference such as British Protectoraati of Somaliland iyo jiniiyada kale that you together like to mention with British as if ay kaa fadli badanyihiin nijaasta, and the queen, the sooner you stop writing such words, the better the African minds can be strong, it all depends such folks like you to disown the British.

Britain is prepared to take the risk of sending a "sizeable amount" of troops, to Mali and neighbouring West African countries as David Cameron offers strong support to France in its operation to drive Islamist militants from its former colony. Source African countries at AU meeting in Addis Ababa proved to be nothing but begging for former colonial powers to come back! South Africa & Nigeria, please, you are the worst of all, you two are an epic failure, you two deserve to be slaves, yet again.

we not hikacking the thread, it talks about white, and whites are overtaking our women, now hada waaba Asian No, pre-screening arranegments are held in advance, where Somali men would be excluded, waa racism iska caadi ah, or maybe cunaqabateyn, because the Somali women(gabdho and garoob) will request no Somali men to come to the session,it is cunaqabateyn, wallee Asian ayagaa ka shallaayi doona ee dhaaf.

^^ That network is everywhere, very common in London, up until recently, an event named Somali Marriage Day was held, another one due to be held on Feb, hada revert sheekada wey ka taktey, Tima Jilic ayaa ugaarsi ba'an ugu jiro gabdhaheena, seen yeelnaa mar hadii meel kasta naloo fadhiistey, inteen aadnaa

^^ Che hehe and baby pops out the next evening, wey dhacdaa, waa iga gaarsii aan giraangiree sidii garanuug gaajeysan

^^ Considering you grew up at the streets of London and the market at Leicester, maxaa iga shan iyo toban is totally strange to you, that is very strange itself, your lack of exposure to anything Somali is noted, well in your teenage dayz, and now, but have you ever heard of this: - Waa danahaaga iyo howlaha maraakiibta - Siddi qurjuc khadija warsame mainly used by women, you say this with your thumb hold against your qadaad or the side of your head like you are killing an injir(lice) or qindhicil - Qalam jalam aadan faarax, used by men to replly to the qurjuc qurjuc, you say this with your left foot held up like you are taking a free-kick, once you do that, the woman who earlier said qurjuc qurjuc will run away from haraatidaada ama lugtaada kor u taagan Let me tell you the first one, it is exactly as that of maxaa iga shan iyo toban ah, but with emphasis on the person you are talking to by telling him/her, that is up to you, or it doesn't concern me at all, bal translate that into English, literal that is what I want you to do.

If he was alive, he would have claimed 98% of that alleged oil. That is young Melez Zenawi, an iconic picture, just walking into the presidential palace for the first time in 1991 with his rebels behind and front, his fiercing eyes filled with complete hungary for power. The eyes of absolute authority. The only way to manage a country is through a dictatorship, thanks to Siyad and Mabuto Seko Seko iyo Gadafi, they did great job in uniting a country through fist iron hands, and once they left, what happened.

^^ ashahadu allaa ilaaha illalaahu, waxaaba aniga iga yaabiyey Oba's reply, bal akhri bal. Taleexi gabirimaanyo ayaa lagdin u dhigtey ayaan filayaa, sidan kuma uu qumano

Would you go back home Aaliyah, when the times arrives, or you will go to your second home, Russia, I hope you didn't forget the Russian language, I haven't even after not speaking it for a whole 30 years.

How soon can you retire if you were given that amount, say next week, would you book a flight on the next day, would you use that amount to book the flight and other expenses while in the UK and preparing to leave,or you won't touch the money until you are able to use it for your mission.