we got a crush here

we got a crush here

we got a crush here

we got a crush here

actually it is difficult as u all said,but ladies nowadays use the method of juus gareen

lol@SHAKA,maxaa waraa is beddal maa dadka ku dhaco hadii ay noqdaan moderator?????

welldone sxb jabart,great job u did,best example u set the rest,macsalaamo

NUMBER 14 cracked me up,thanks for being

lol@JASMINE,i know some girls who did what u just said and guess what happened 2 them,no one noticed and their time was already up which means guumees bay noqdeen say ulahaayeen is macmacneeya oo is waynisiiya o nimanka ha idinn daba ordaan,time is not as used 2 be,now it is different,macsalaamo

Please take the time 2 read this story Once upon a time. There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men. He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times. Now, the merchant's 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her. One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, "Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be!" Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word. The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant's heart. The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!" The merchant's heart sank and turned cold. He then asked the 2nd wife, "I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated. Then a voice called out: "I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the merchant said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have!" Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives. The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die. Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others. The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave. The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material wealth and sensual pleasure. Guess what? It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go. Perhaps it's a good idea to cultivate and strengthen it now rather than to wait until we're on our deathbed to lament

BEFORE LOADING I READ THIS "If you start laughing consider yourself legally insane " THAT WAS THE TIME I STARTED LAUGHING,it was good craaack

lol@BARWAAQO,islaan lol,that is funny wallaahi,u don't like islaan,but u want gabar kaa yar ama kaa qurux badan,i like that comment

nur thanks brother,that was nice,the tourists and the tour guide,good exmaple.

when iam bored,i always go 2 play soccer,that is the only thing i can do when iam doing nothing

QUEEN EYES,lol,lol,u r funny u know, i hope ninkaaga inuu naag kale kula guursado,aamiin, :eek: maxaad dhahday runta ayaad ka yaabtay,i don't think so,waligayba run kama yaabin,queen,sister,kaaga daranka waxaad leedahay waa busniesskeeda...... lol ,u know,aniga dabeecad baan leeyahay oon la murmeenin gabdhaha,because they are just gabdho,aad baana u xushmeeyaa,si xad dhaaf ah waliba,no need for muran,i think u got my point!! MINDSTATE,sxb adiga ma yaabtay,meeshaan waxbaa ka socdo.... aaway my sister 2Cute,fiiri abaayadiis,waxaan ku dhaho maba garanayaba oon ka aheen zakariye wuu kaa eed sheegaty ee iska dhaaf ha u maleenin in aan ahay abukaate laakiin abukaate ayaad tahay waaad i dhihi kartaa as long as it is ok 2 say it,instead aniga i daba dhigo oo wax iga sheeg hadaad rabto laakiin walaahi ninkaas iska dhaaf walaashiis

war illeen tanoo kale,illeen adduunyada intaad ku nooshahay wax unbaad arki

YEAH I LIKED THE ONE U RECOMMENDED,plus I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND U ANY MOVIE SINCE IAM NOT into holiwood stuff,bollywood if u ask i wil recommend u some of the best movies,macsalaamo

muraad,man i forgot,man,u got a nice signature,muxuu yiri,caanihii,ukkuntii,lol

lol@muraad,waa iga qoslisiissay waraa,muuse,i like when he talks,i don't know it was last week he was saying unukaa awwooda leh,technikaal aa leenahay,waxiin diidno awoodeena waaye,waxiin yeelno unuka waaye,shirkaan awoodeeda la'aanteed ma soconaayo,this guy is very funny,wuxuu kaloo yiri: awooda sooomaliya maantay ka jirta anaa iska leh,by the way send me that signature,if it is good,i will have it,othewise i will stick to kow,laba saddex afaraad,shanaad lol waryaa i know somalis are about 10 million,i didn't included those who were born in rich countries,u know i hate to read some books which said somalis are 6 7 or 5 million,that makes me crazy and that is why i said 20 million which is a fact lol,macsalaamo

As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh, shit, we're f***ed" Suzuki said, "Saddam Hussein, 2003" hahahah that is what i was thinking of

lol@fabulous,professional humour,that is the british,i like their jokes,disaster means a joke to the british which is really good.

nafta,that was really nice,thanks for sharing

ACTUALLY I LIKE SPANISH music,i sometimes listen to spanish music on sattleite tv. i love it

i hope legally you are writing one to be the legitimate tax partner, xalimo,lol,tax partner haah,u got the point zakariye sxb waa runtaa odayaashii hore oo ka mid ahaa aabayaasheen illaa afar iyo lix bay wada qabeen,marka dhibaata ma ahan hadii aad badsato ood afar gaarsiiso,i know this somali who got now four wifes then markuu rabo in uu shaneesto afarta hore mid buu furi oo illaa ciddada intay ku jirto way ka maqnaan,wuu soo ceshan markay ciddada u dhamaato,now that is five wifes,marka sidaas buu ku wadi illaa uu 8 iyo sagaal gaarsiiyo,marka the point is,odayaashiiba haday sidaas sameenayaan soo waajib ina saaran ma ahan in aan jidkooda qaadno illeen ayaga waxa ay u daneenayeen gabdhaha walaalaheen,i don't see wax ay ku khaldanyihiin odayaasha guursanaya naagaha fara badan,aniga afar un xattaa ku ekkaan maayo,xadka ayaan dhaafi,kama wado sharciga ayaan jabiin,laakiin kamaa boos celis camal baan ukala qoondeen,saddexda aan hadda lasocdo they can't wait to see my fourth one,kaaga daranka intooda mid aan la aqal galay malahan which makes so interesting,haweenka waa waxaad ku beerto waana meeshii loo dhaqaajiyo,tababar kaad siiso unbay qaadani bilaa leexad,MACSALAAMO

posted by Zakariye illaahey waxuu na siiyay hablo fara badan hadda ragga waxaan kula talinayaa, marka aad guursanaysid xaaskaaga kuugu horeyo in aad u sheegtid , saddex kaloo guur baa soo socdo hadii ay maya tiraahdo weLL said Zakariye,sxb anigu sidaada oo kale ma ihi horta oo ma guursanin,laakiinse waan isku soo yara dhawaaneenaa sababtoo ahna aniga hadda saddex gabdhood baan la socdaa,tan oogu horreesana oon is jeclaanay waan u sheegay in ay tu kale jirto oon la socdo,tan labaadna waan u sheegay in ay tu sadaxaad jirto,tan sadaxaadna hadda ayaan ka dhaadhicinayaa in ay mid afaraad dhaxda kusoo jirto,marka xilligii guurka waa wali oo xoogaa tababarkii baan ku wadaa saddexdoodaba si uusan hadhoow u imaan dhibaato marka la guur geeyo mid kasta,tii aan tan kale raali ka ahaan doonin waan u sheegay in ay iga furantahay,MACSALAAMO