arooska goormee waaye waraada, anina waa ka soo qeeb galaa, wiifoow aa horey u soo qaadanaa oo hadiyad ah

Qacbaro, i bet you can join the national space agency of Russia head office in kazakhstan, all i know is pluto and that red chilli thing, mars. by da way, i was listeniing to a sheikh, he was reading an ayah from the Quran, the Ayah that says: rabbul mashriqayni wa rabbul maghribayni, he proved that there are two sun sets and two sun rises, and he meant by that - that there is a planet that has two suns, they rise and set at the same time, that is what the Ayah said, cuz in earth we only have one sun, enjoy

juxa abaay, qosolka badan qaaamoo qanshiir aa laga qaadaa,laakinse qosolku wa daawo ______________^^^ waa logic

logic iyo ixtimaal haday sheekadu noqoto wal wareeraati aa imaanaayo hasha irmaan haday foolato qurbaca kasoo jiida: aarku muxuu la guuxayaa waa isaga turaanturooday: heedhe bal sanka ha iska tolin:

cajabey cajab, caalamku cibra badanaa

i know this lady called induniisiya, it is a cute name, i like it, magacan baa loogu wan qalay. wax lala yaabo ma ahan ninkan lla baxay somalia

soo dhawaaaw

^^^^^^ juxa, looool, maba hadli karo ani, waaba fuurey qosol lee, maxa tiri, dhinbil naareedaa, lool, eee dhinbil hadiin nahay idinka inaad na bakhtiisaan ood na damisaan soo ma ahan, idinkiibaaba ka daroo dibi dhalay.

go baby-gurl, am with u on this campaign, go go, we gona win, and tel Qacbaro to stay away, together we gona win Qacbaro qooleey hakugu dhuusto qaamoon qanshiir aan ka yaabaa iniis kugu dhaco, qamiir ii cajjiin kulaha ar adigaa waraa meeqa boolo aroosto aa dubtayna

brother Moti, once u arrive hargeisa airport, the official will ask u to pay $30 dollar plus another $30 dollar for sarrif, yacni waa kuu sarrifeeyna ay ku dhahaayaan lacagtaada, qiimihii suuqa ka joogey laguuguma sarrifaayo, that means altogether u paid $60 dollar for arrival only, and once u r departing, there is another charge, they used to take $20 dollar, but now it is $30 dollar, plus say no for stamp if u have foriegn passport, and i mean foriegn even if u r coming from mogadishu, for da taxi driver, give him $10 dollar or less to get you to da center of hargeisa, for nightly hotel, pay $2 dollar at least, or 12,000 somaliland shiling. anyway, inshaa alaah sxb kheyr aa kuu rajeynaa, the last time i was there, i really had a good time, but sxb make sure u won't say this eray "fiiri hee" in front of people, i once said, and a guy called me, "kani muxuu ahaa af dayyuuska ku hadlayo", but i really had a good time and i won't forget it, i loved to go back once i got time in my hand, have a nice trip brother Moti.

welcome abbaay, guriga gurigaaga waaye, ha is martiyeenin hee, soo bood bood hee, gacma furan kusoo dhawoow

lool@ Qacbaro, ma yaabtayna sxb, ani waa yaabi

here is where to watch, all the results of countries and who is who: Olympic Medal Table here is our somali Teams, check out their names at the bottom

cawada friday night waaye, too much qaraabasho for Feebaro, Qacbaro and Shoobaro, warka madaxdiisi waaye intaas, maanta si fiican aa u nafisay, meeshaan waa kala socota, juxa abbaay yaa kugu nafisay hee adiga

sxboow welcome, we are glad u chose to join us, feel free to float around sxb we are all 14 and 19, u da oldest

loooooool@baashi, sxb magaca wuu is wataa ibnu baro kulahaa, maxaad carab u abtirisay, tacsi aan ku jirnaa eeyaaa dhiintay sxb

tacsi iyo eheladii uu ka geeriyooday ilaah ha nabad yeelo,aamiin

looooooool@ngonge, waaba u dhameesay waxba umaadan reebin, i guess da coupe r on honey moon on da chair, waraa weyna maqlaayaan naga dhaafa xanta yaah

waraa Qacbaro iska deey gawarta hakaa qaraabatee, teeniskeed maxaa ugu diidee ha u doodee ar adigaa

^^^^ jumatatu adi aa i dhaamo miyaa zalabuuko cunoow waaxid, wara goomree cawees ciyartay ani anoo yar aaba xasuustaayee, bolo aroosto waxid

waraada Feebara ii Qacbaro, ya iskaalso sigisaan sharabeeto soo xaday oo labadiina aheen, waraada wali sidii maa tihiin, caweeska caawa caliyaale waaye yahoow madiino maniid agteeda imaatid danbas aa korkaa ka kicinaa

she loves him so much, look her cute hand,she gave her heart away, he is the one who stole it

dadkaan yaab eey leeyihiin, kulahaa abuu qac qac, ar kaasna maskinkaas maxaa ka rabtaan asagaaba feeraha laga urugeeyaayee

^^^^^^^^^^^ looooool@juxa, irish brew aa, yaa ku baray jinigaasna, haye koo irish maa ku haysaa

i guess this was wrong, plzz move it to the JOKES