Qeeladu quluubtey sifeesaa qaaxadana wey kaa ilaalisaa laakin waxaa ugu daran maalintaad dhahdo waan qeylin oo qaamoon qanshiir kugu dhaco.

^^^ Soomaalidu iney madax adagyihiin waxaa kuugu cad, waxaa jirta oraah dhahayso "naag qurux badan ninbaa qabo loogama haro" ee ka soo rido naagta ninka, ha uga harin, marka hala is ilaaliyo

^^^ lool, the man at the first pic is Sikh, no one would mistake with her father, she aint Sikh, kamoon Duq Ngonge dhibka jooji

in 1979, her father was hung to death by the military government of General Zia-ul-Haq Bhuto's wedding day Bhuto with senior Bush in 1989, she addressed the congress Bhutto speaks at Harvard University while receiving an honorary degree from the insitution in 1989. Before attending Oxford University, Bhutto studied at Harvard University and received a degree in 1973.

God Bless ku lahaa ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, GOD Curse Ethiopia Riyaale yuusan ku maqlin sxb, waa lagu jeebbeeyn hadii kale

Oh no :mad:

Thanks for da summary Mr Duke, few pics of Maxaakiimta's success would be fair to be remembered as well if you are summarizin events that took place 2006/2007!

^^^ LOOL@MMA, kolleey meesha arbushaad, qarbudaad iyo in yaroo qashqashaada wey ka dhacdey walaw xoogoow madax ruxidba ay ahaato, waxba ma dhicin maanku qaadan maayo

I don't think anyone can beat this classic stuff!

Ninkii naag la qabo damaaciyay Waxa la yidhi, nin baa naag wanaagsan qabay. Maalin maalmaha ka mid ah baa nin kale naagtiisii u yimi, markasuu arkay inay aad u qurux badantahay.Ninkiibaa wuxuu damcay inuu ninka naagta kala baxooo guursado. Kolkaasuu naagtii ku yidhi, "Naa, ninkaagu waa nacase aan ku guursado?" Markaasay nagtii tidhi, " Ninkayga nin aan ku doorsanayaa ma jiro’e malaha qoyskiina oo qoyskooda ka fara badan baad ugu faanaysaa!" Ku ye " Mayee anaa kaa og oo ninkaagu waa fule." Markaasay tidhi, "Hadalkaasi mid aan kaa maqlayo ma ahee, hadal kale ma haysaa?".Wuxuu yidhi, "Adigu bal I raac hadalkaygu inuu been yahay iyo in kale aad aragtide, elleen haduu ninkaagu nin rag ah yahay ficilkiisay ka muuqan doontaaye. Markaasay ku tidhi, "Waar ku raaci maayee hadaad raganimadiisa tijaabinayso aqalka dabadiisa kula shax oo hadal dahsoon kula hadal bal inuu garto".Markaasuu yidhi, "Waayahaye berri baan la shaxi doonaa". Iyadiina ninkeedii waxba umay sheegin.Malintii dambuu soo noqday ninkii guriga lahaa oo jooga, markaasuu yidhi, "Waar hebelow, soo kac aan aqalka dabadiisa ku shaxno’e". Aqalka dabadiisii bay shaxdii ka jeexdeen naagtiina way dhagaysanaysaa.Kii damaaciga ahaa baa hor jaraynayay. Markaasuu intaanuu godkiisii dagin gabyay, wuxuu yidhi; "Geenyada inaan toociyaa ila gudboonayde"sidii guluf wax weeraray cidlaan gelelafaayaaye" Tanaan dagay Markaasaa ninkii naagta qabay ujeedadiisii gartay oo yidhi; "Geenyada nin lihi qoofashee qololka daaqaysa qiyaasli’i ninkii qaadayow qoomamaa xigiye" Tanaan dagay Damaacigii baa gabygii ku noqday oo yidhi; "Qunbe malaba oo meel qotoma oo rag wada quuto miyaad qoonsanaysaa hadii gaajo noo qabatay" Tanaan dagay Markaasuu ninkii naagta qabayna soo rogaal celiyay; "Qunba malaboo meel qotoma oon cidi qadhiidhaynin qooraansigiisaa ka daran quud aan la cunayne" Tanaan dagay Damaacigii baa hadana yidhi;"Nin adoogii toban qaalin dhalay qolona kuu sheegtay miyaad qoonsanaysaa haduu gabadha kaa qaado"Kii naagta qabay baa yidhi; "Nin adoogii qudh kaliya dhalay qiimmina u jooga Miyaad qoonsaysaa haduu rubadda kaa qaado" Intaa markuu yidh buu toorreydiisii la soo baxay oo garka wadnaha ku kala jaray. Ninkuu dilay reerkoodii buu u tegay oo ku yidhi ninkii anaa dilay waxaasaanan ku dilay e magtiisii ma qaadanaysaan. Ninkii magtii baa laga qaatay godobinna may raacin

Ma wararkii baa gabaabsi noqdey, wax la soo tabiyo ma la waayey! Duke, sxb u r funny man

^^ You just lost da damn job :mad: , always be carefull, and ofcourse, dont let the looks deceive you, what you think might be a woman could be a man and vise verse. This kind of story happens on daily bases, so is not something new to our world.

Hooyadu waa lama huraan, Ilaahay ha u naxariisto Careys Ciisa Kaarshe. HOOYADU WAA LAMA HURAAN Hagaag waa loo socdaa Hor waa loo sii hoydaa Hadal waa la hindisaa Mudaan uurka hurrudnoo Culays bey hayn jidhoo Talaabtey la hakatoo Xanuun bey la hingateye Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Habeen goor uu bartamay Caanihii bey nagu habtoo Horaadkeey noo dhigtoo Dharkii bey na huwiseye Hooyadu waa lama huraan Calooshaadoon hif oran Adiga oon ka haqab'bin Hunguri ma haweeysatee Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Habaaq goor aad tahayo Talaabta aan la holi karin Adoo ciidii hambaday Dhaqsaba waa ku hinjisaye Hooyadu waa lama huraan Afkaa aan ku hadalniyo Hannaankeeniyo hub qaad Hagaag bey noo bartey Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Innaga oon haybad qabin Hal beesa aan suubsan karin Habaaskeey naga huftoo Waa tii noo hiilisaye Hooyadu waa lama huraan Sidaanaan halis u gelin hungurigeey suubisaa Dhaqsaba hoo nama dhehdee Intii ey ka hubsataa Iyada yaa ku hormartee Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Reerku haduu yahay hayaan Hayinka aan saaran nahay Hogaankeey haysatoo Hoosbey kaala hadashoo Intii aad ka hurudaa Waa kuu heestaa hadane hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Cilmiga shiikh ku hormariyo Nin haamaan ah iyo hanad Iyadaa soo hayn jidhee Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Haddii loo baahdo hiil Geesiga loo habar wacdiyo Fuleyga aan haadka hubin Iyadaa soo hayn jidhee Hooyadu waa lama huraan Deeqsi aad soo haybsatoo Hamuuntii kaa ba'shiyo Bakhaylka aan kula hadleyn Iyadaa soo hayn jidhee Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Aabuhu waa hawsha guud Ayuna hoosbey hayaan Habantii guriga iyo Hooygii bee noo huftaye Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Geed yare kaa hooshay meel Hadii aad haah dhehdaa Hubkii bey ka hmndadoo Iyada oon hagar lahayn Haaw waa tii soo dhehdee Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Odagu waa haajiraa Hawuu meel ugu kacaa Haduusan mawtku helin Hortaadey taagan tehee Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Habeenkaad soo dhaxdaa Hurdada aad uma heshoo Qalbiga waa ka hamidoo Hiloow bey kuu qabtaye Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Horey adigoo aan ahayn Dudkuu bey u hanjabtoo Halyeey beey kaa dhigtoo Amaan bey ku huwisaye Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Abaarta hawaarsatiyo Harraad meelloogu go'ay Heeyhaata uu dhaanku yahay Cirkuna haawanahayaa Halihi ey soo heshaa Hadeey ho' inna dhehdaa Innaga oon soo hambeyn Waatii aan heensanoo Hamuunteedii horiyo Dhib bey la hagoogatey Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Sidii awr haama wada Dusheedaan halabsanoo Hah goortaa nama dhehdee Waa noo sii hoorsatey Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Marada ay nagu hantiday Haddaan hoos uga dhacnaa Wadnihi bey ka hinqatoo Calooshey ka halcateye Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Alaabta horteeda taal Haddaad laad ku hurguftaa Habaar weyn kuma dhahdee Inyar bey ka hifataye Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Hiloowlaha eey dhashaa Haddii meel laga hayaa Asuu haaraa habeen Waa tii hoogeysatoo Ilmadu ey hibitiqdee Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Haddaan been lagu hadleyn Wadnaha harkiisa iyo Halbowlaha dhiiga wada Hareer baa laga dhigoo Halkeey joogaan iyagu Yaa loosoo wada hoydey Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Hantida aad leedihiyo Wixii aad haabataa Haddii loosiiyo hibo Abaalkood lama helee Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Haddaadu hadey gashaa Hog goortii lagu dhigoo Wadaaduhu kula hadlaan Aabaha looma halwecee Waxaad tahay inna heblee Hooyadu waa lama huraan Waxaad tahay inna heblee Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Adduunyadu waa haweeyn Halkaa laskuma hayee Nindoonaba ha hadlee Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Hirar gaagaaban iyo Hawada yaan ka hadlayaa Waxba anigoon hambeyn Hubaashiina aan hayaa Hooyadu waa lama huraan Ha'dii kale waxaan lahaa Hanfada ruuxii noqdaa Hawraar kaama hantiyee Waxba anigoon hambeyn Hubaashiina aan hayaa Hooyadu waa lama huraan

Nin Socoto ahaa, ayaa markii ugu horreysay booqday Yurub, wuxuuna fariistay Beer weyn oo kuwa lagu nasto ah, oo ku taalla "London". Wuxuu la yaabay qaabka ruux dhallinyaro ah oo meesha marayay. Qof weyn oo agihiisa marayay ayuu weydiiyay, oo uu yiri "waar ruuxani meesha marayaa, ma wiil baa mase waa gabar?". Qofkii ayaa ku jawaabay:" "wiil ma aha ee waa gabar, aniga ayaana dhalay!.." Ninkii socotada ahaa ayaa yiri "waan ka xumahay, iga raalli noqo, ma aanan moodayn inaad adigu tahay Aabihiis". Qofkii ayaa ku jawaabay "maya, anigu ma ahi aabihiis ee waxaan ahay hooyadiis!". Duunya aan la kala garaneyn ragga iyo dumarka anagaa markii horeba imaaney oo gardarrada iska laheen

Reeso durbaba Ilaah idinkiis

^^^ Usheeg Jamaaloow, usheeg in ay sheekadu intaas ka weyntahey! Waa maskixiyyan, sidan ayaana muqaddas ah

Waa dunida gaal lagu salliday, sanac la’aaneede Waa duni sarwaan lagaga guri, sedo ammaaneede Waa duni sabaan aakhiroo, silic ka joogaaye Sayidka Allaha u naxariistee, run buu sheegay, waa duni waalan oo qasan, danbigii ka batey.

^^^ United just got late penalty, it shoud have stayed draw as it was like dat for the whole game, poor Everton! Liverpool just keep gettin the goals, as they have one game in hand, it means da title is ALIVE.

Celtic v Barcelona Lyon v Manchester United Schalke v Porto Liverpool v Inter Milan Roma v Real Madrid Arsenal v AC Milan Olympiakos v Chelsea Fenerbahce v Sevilla Easy for da Pools PS: feel sowie 4 Youngester(Arsens) and da Mafias(Chelsikvovich), United also in deep trouble

^^^ sxb Maskiin, anigu waanba ka tirsanehy flying clubs, waxyaalahaas waaba hawlaheega, ha i maqashiin waaba jubboonaa markaan maqlo diyaarado

Your list is full of Monkeys and Buffoons And Odey-Jijiroolayaal I would accept Time Magazine voting Putin person of the year, but this

Madaxweyne Yuusuf oo faleebadiisa wataa oo maalmaha soo socda ku wajahan magaalada Baydhaba Quote of the year waaye runti lool@faleebadiisa

^^^^ lool Koolo-Kaat, faan ma ahan abaayadiis karroon, anoo dhowr sano jiro aa diyaarad korkeyga ku qaraxdey, kaaga daranka duurka intaa galney aan jajabkeeda raadsanney, diyaarad weyn ay aheyd kasoo kacdey garoonka xamar, at dat time ani waxaan joogey Balcad for mini-holiday, diyaaradaas waxaa saarnaa dad fara badan and was bound for Hargeisa, ninkii pilotka ahaa wuu diidey inuu diyaaradaas duuliyo sababtoo ah wuxuu yiri wey qarribantahey mana wadayo, laakin waa lagu qasbey waad taqaanaa koofi gaduudkii secuuretka soomaaliya, kaxee aa la yiri diyaarada aabahaa cunee, it was mid 80s, xariifkii pilotka waa soo kiciyey diyaarada, waxyar markey socotey hawada meel la dhahaayo caliyaale soo dhaaftey, Hiilweyne ayadoo kor mareeyso aan aragney anaga, anagoo iska fiir fiirineeno ee halmar wac qax bush kac nic qarax weyn shubkalalax, it was like LIVE NEWS camal anaga fun aanba u aragnaa cajjiib, kaaga daranka within 10 minutes umbalance aa xamar ka imaatey sida lagu socdo hee 200km an hour camal waaaw, good service, only few survivers aa la helay, it was tragic event masuuliyadana waxaa iska lahaa dowlada kacaanka, maskiinka pilotka waa lagu qasbey. Anyway, maxaan ku keenay waxaas, I love anythin about aviation

^^^ waa lagaa qaadey, aviation ka helid ma ahan, waa wax qalbiga ku beeran since early age(about 2 yrs old)

^^^ LOOL@knocked out version of iphone, true indeed, wax kasta waad ka heli in Somalia indeed