He will choose the easy one sxb, ka bax meesha, I have seen Northener speaking pure fluent Somali, and he can finish these quotes quickly!

Norf, easy one's for you here, not stories thouogh, but quotes from the famous man, former Iraqi Information Minister, take your time sxb Your work starts here ========================= TREASURY OF DEATHLESS QUOTES -- "There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!" "My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all" "Our initial assessment is that they will all die" "I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!" "God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis." "They're coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks." "No I am not scared, and neither should you be!" "Be assured. Baghdad is safe, protected" "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" "We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. "and they are condemned." "The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies." "I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly." "I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how ****** they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place." "We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back." "The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps," he said, adding that the British and American forces were "immoral mercenaries" and "war criminals" for such behavior. "I am not talking about the American people and the British people," he said. "I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children." "We have them surrounded in their tanks" "The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!" "I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day." "Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts." "Now even the American command is under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us there. But at the end we are the people who are laying siege to them. And it is not them who are besieging us." "because we will behead you all" "Let the American infidels bask in their illusion" "I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad." Britain "is not worth an old shoe" "we have given them a sour taste" "blood-sucking" Of US troops: "They are most welcome. We will butcher them." "We will welcome them with bullets and shoes." "We are in control. They are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by killing civilians and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, " "The British forces which were dropped there have been eliminated mostly on the (battle)field, except for those who fled ... It is a complete defeat ... Amazingly the Americans have pushed the British to do that. They pushed them ahead as if it is an experiment. The result was very tragic for the British." “We have placed them in a quagmire from which they can never emerge except dead” "Washington has thrown their soldiers on the fire" "I speak better English than this villain Bush" "These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying" "They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion ... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion." "Their failure in this regard is abysmal. They want to tell the world changes thought - as a matter of fact, they do not respect the world, they want to tell taxpayers and the domestic public to keep them deceived. We will embroil them, confuse them and keep them in the quagmire. They have begun to tell more lies so that they might continue with the perpetration of their crimes. May they be accursed." "We will kill them all........most of them." "They are like a snake and we are going to cut it in pieces." "They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them!" "I would like to clarify a simple fact here: How can you lay siege to a whole country? Who is really under siege now? Baghdad cannot be besieged. Al-Nasiriyah cannot be besieged. Basra cannot be besieged." "the American Minister of Defense Rumsfeld, and I won't say shamelessly, because they don't know what shame means. These are criminals. The whole word can hear the warning sirens. This criminal sitting in the White House is a pathetic criminal and his Defense Minister deserves to be beaten. These criminals lie to the world because they are criminals by nature and conditioning. They consider this a military site! Shame on you! You will forever be shamed! You have ruined the reputation of the American people in the most terrible way! Shame on you! And we will destroy you!" "They are trapped in Umm Qasr. They are trapped near Basra. They are trapped near Nasiriyah. They are trapped near Najaf. They are trapped everywhere." Called Americans and Brits "Tarateer"– In Iraqi slang, Tartoor means a guy full of farts (i.e. hot air) "they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded." "They are not in Baghdad. They are not in control of any airport. I tell you this. It is all a lie. They lie. It is a hollywood movie. You do not believe them."

I said Aw Kamaa qaala Kisaa'i

إذا أنت لم تعشق ولم تدر ما الهوى فأنت وعير في الفلاة سواء Aw kamaa qaala Kisaa'i fi kitaabihi Almudabaraat Al-umuur al mutawaatirah

War dhamaadey guys, laba cirroolaa tihiin, halkaa kaga taga sheekada

Originally posted by Zafir: North, ma dabadayda oo dhar ku waran yihiin baad dooneysaa in ey jaadh koo idil daawadaan. :rolleyes: lool War North lool PS: Vowels are very important in Somali language!

^^ lool

AT&T haye Romkania maxaa ku dhacey, I want your analaysis sxb, sidee bey wax noqdeen, maxaa is daba marey, kolleey fiilooyin badan baa isku dhax yaacey

Originally posted by cynical lady: p.s what on earth possessed them to marry/get involved with a man who earns less than them? Or someone who is not as driven/ ambitious as them? Damac, hawo, jamasho iyo hilow baa u geeyay

^^ Rahima, da Ausi accent is a mixture of Irish, British, and some American accent, dat is full federation in action, so there is no pure Ausi accent. I wouldn't understand da Ausi accent though

Labadan LAND u jajabnaa dadyowga kale, dadkooduna u gacan adkaa!

^^ ehehe I take dat as Daallo, but this one is the orignal Somali Airline, good safety record except few very low accidents. I witnessed one Somali Airline bound for Hargeisa from Xamar, it came down ayadoo dul marayso Balcad, the Pilot refused to fly the plane, but was forced because high level Koofi Cad were going to Hargeisa, the Pilot said he can't fly cuz something is wrong with the plane, they told him he would get killed or fly the plane, after few minutes, it came down, more than hundredh people died

Tuujiye, war maxaad sheegtay, dhulkii dhannaa bajaq aa kaga baxdey, almiino adoo naag dhaho aaba fiicneyd!

^^ I like your Airline Mr Dabshid, that landing is one of a experience indeed, what I like most is the Crash Cross-wind Landing, if you know what that is. Haaruun, welcome to SOL

huh

^^ Yaa kale hee, Xiimaaye aa la socdo

lol Barritana waxaa hadli doona Galmudug, horta xaggee bey kud anbeesay Galmudug State

It is crackin idea

^^^ It is the Turks, wot a football tonight Sending off the Keeper was a bit harsh but the keeper was silly to make da push at crucial moments, I was afraid it should go to penalties with no Keeper for the Turks, but glad it finshed 3-2. On the other hand, the Swizz beat Portugal, some bonus for the co hosts

Works for me too, tried different resolutions, they all worked perfect, and Vista. PS: Wonderful stuff, dat is some crackin designs bro, keep it up.

In Ireland, if they found you chewig or consuming Khat, you will spend 15 years in jail. But then again, it is avialable and peple chew it! Anigu waxaan oran lahaa, wixii cawska cunaya ha cunaanee iska daaya.

Originally posted by Cara: Meeshan waxaan mooday in Somali lagu hadlo laakiin waaxaaga waa af-carabi Nuunoow lol Cara, soo adigan Af Soomaaligaagina la bakheelay oon laguguba aragba meeshan, af carabigaas ayaan iska qooshaneenaa(qasaneenaa) si kaloo la yeelaa ma jirto Akhyaarta, waa maxay dhawida ama dhabida, Najjaynaa, Ayaan dhaweed waxaan maqlayay Odey Soomaaliyeed oo lahaa, "waligey indhaha maan saarin luqad ka af xumo badan luqadeena Soomaaliga", markaas baan ku irir adeer maxaad saas u leedahay luqadeena waaba mid hodan ku ah dhaqanka iyo suugaanta, markaas buu yiri hadaan sababta aan saas u iri kuu sheego dhowr maalmood bey igu qaadan, mar kaas baan ku iri dhowrkaas maalmood waan kula joogi ee wax iiga sheeg, intuu iga cararey buu yiri marduuf qaadaan raadsaniyee halkana caanaan kasoo iibsaniyee ee maalin hebel aan ballano.

^^^ I like when AT&T's stories ay uga weecdaan ama u duur-xulaan meela kale, original versionkii sheekada intuu daba maro ayuu xul kale ka dhax dusaa halkaas uu ka sii bilaabaa sheeka kale oonba kuba saabsaneyn ula jeedadii hore, sida loo leeyahay aawey sheekadii unbaad arki asagoo gadaal kaga lifaaqey! Nice writing though, keep them comin.

Waxaa jira maahmaahooyin aad u xun ama iska noqdey wax mar kasta la isticmaalo, balse dhaqanka iyo dadnimada iyo diinta wax u dhimayo, Bal halkan aan ku soo qorno wax allaala wixii maahmaah aad u maleeso iney waxyeelo gaarsiineyso bulshada ama wax u dhimeyso, Aan ku bilaabo maahmaahooyinkan xun ee ah: "Naag ama ha ku dhasho ama ha kuu dhaxdo" “Naag been baa lagu soo xera geliyaa runa waa lagu dhaqaa” “Naag iyo xoolo hadba waa kii reerka u horeeya” “Naag ninkii xariir u gogla xanan bay u gogoshaa”, ninkii xanan ogoglana xariir bay u gogoshaa” “Naag waa balaayo loo baahan yahay” “Naag waa dhallaan raad weyn” “Naagi nin ay taqaan nin ma moodo” “Naagi nin qaawiyey kama quusato” “Naagi waa miro geed saaran” “Naago abaal ha ugelin amaahse ha udiidin” “Naag ama u sabir ama ka sabir” “Naago geel ka baxsaday nabastooday ka dayaan” “Naago hiil ha ka sugin” “Naago iyo riyo toona looma dhutiyo” “Naag galow Naar galow waaye” PS: Alla muxuu dhaqanka Soomaaliyeed ka eexday dumarkeena

lol Zack, alaaba khattar waaye, waan ka qeeliyey runti, Rageedi.