Tuujiska, waaba kuu jeedaa, sidii faraanfarka wax u qod aaa ku dhahay abaabiina, dowlo

Yaah, eeen, een. Say wallahi? Waan iska sheeganayay, I'm only 19 really. qumaati baad iiga qoslisey wallaahi, looool

^ Blessed, haye, shibo aan iska dhahey mugoo ani BOB, haye dadkaas wanaagsanaa waa wada noolyihiin kuligood

Waxan maqlay naago in la tumo ku raaxeysta ayaa jira oo markii meel kasta la jabsho hawsha gurigeeda iyo qancinta odeygeeda si fiican uga soo baxaysa oo sidaa ku maqsuuda jira waxaan aqaanaa kuwa badan oo saad sheegtay ah, waa sheekooyin dhaadheer, waliba mid ka mida xaamilo ayey aheyd sidii loo feerayay ayey cunug ku dhashey ilmaa ka soo boodey dhoto', islaan dariskeena ayey aheyd tan, habeenkaan la dilin xanaaq bey la seexan jirtey.

Summerkii beynu galney

C&H wili adiga dhaqan aa kugujiro iyo ? diintii rasmiga la yaqaanay ee somalida so many things wrong with that bolded sentence :cool:

Houston, we have a problem here

^^ Waa mahad kaa, and that is the reason he got all the fruits, cuz he looks tiny compared to them.

^ more like safa and marwa. but why do they have to quote each other's every sentence and paragraph, makes the post so long, at one point, I gave up scrolling down to read!

JB, balo! Waxaan soo xasuustey sheeko mid aan saaxiibo nahay ku dhacdey, that was 1994kii, and we were all listening to BBC in a biibito makhaayad Soomaali horteed, enjoyin the cool breeze air, and suddenly there was a Somali girl walkin by on the street from the market, everyone was busy listening to the news, but this friend he stood up and stared the lady's chest fiercelyto the point he went crazy, all of us could see now what he is doing and his madness, but waa nin la soo hayo, suddenly, the lady realised that the guy is strangely lookin at her and in particular her upper body, the chest, si xun waliba ayuu u eegayey, she stood up on the street, closer to all of us, we all looked at her to see what is she going to do next, alaabtii ay gacmaha ku wadatey ayey dhulka dhigatey, and she called the guy who was staring at her chest to come forward, she then removed her garbasaar and put it on the ground, everyone is watching, we are all sitting except the crazy guy and the sound of the BBC was put to the lowest of the lowest volume, she said to him, come closer to me, she lowered the clothes that was covered on her chest down, bare naked on her top chest, then said to the guy, you want to see my breast, here, grab it, hoo, soo adiga fiirinayey, hoo, saqajjaanyahow. The guy istaagii buu ku kaajey naxdin, and at thas point, we all applauded the girl's bravery act of defence, sacab iyo ammaan ayaan iskugu wada darney. geesiyad bey aheyd to do that in the middle of 100 men and to embarris the guy and humiliate him.

Maashaa Allaah, Ilaahay ha u daayo, full football squad team indeed, the father is the goalkeeper, and the mother is the manager, while the ten players are all defenders, midfielders & attackers. PS: Triplets are rare, how so, it is common in the South for a woman to have 4 & 5 & 6 mataano, and it is not rare, saddex mar horaa laga tagey.

Breaking News, just in. Sharmaake resigned early this morning. More to follow soon! Source

Cowke, here is your topic Inside the World's Most Dangerous City

loool@insureska barta, waxaan soo xasuustey qiso yaroo ka dhacdey Addis Ababa, boosteejada basaska laga raaco ayaa nin Soomalai ah rabey inuu bas u raaco Dire Dawa waqtiguna waa subax, waxaa la yiri lacagta keen intaadan baska fuulin, suu yiri dhaxdaan ka bixin, dhaxdii marka la marayo ayaa la yiri keen, markaas buu yiri waxba ma hayo waa laga dajiyey, meel cidla eyri-go'an ah lagu tuurey, suu u taagnaa buu bas kale arkey, suu yiri Dire Dwaan u socdaa, lacagta keen, dhaxdaan ku bixin buu yiri dhaxdii la gaar, waxba ma hayo, laga daji, ninkii Dire Dawa waxa uu ku tagey bilaash iyo indha adeeg, saaxiibkey ayuu ahaa hada wuxuu joogaa Hargeisa jeebka waxaa ugu jirey card yar oo ku qoran insurance brokers, wax saas ah camal, darawal kastuu tusayey inuu ceymis heesto oon lacag looga baahneeyn

It is culture yaa JB, culture, dhaqan Soomalaiyeed weeyaan, haba xumaadee but it is a system which makes sense if real odayaal sit under the tree to discuss the matter and not laaluush qaadato trying to score some money as in the case of Ibti, real robbery weeyaan!

lol@ new maahmaah, and if you flip over that maahmaah, you still get the same result, where there is a cake, there is women

On saturday anoo banooni ciyaraaya ayaan gacanta ka yara jabey, dhulkaan ku dhacey sidii neef geela anoo is lahaa ku kale sabbaaxato-duureed(maqas style) la kac, hog weyn baa intaan lugta la galey baa gacanta baf itiri, maybe Juxa will help me sue the football ground owners, they are the counsil so wax unbaa laga heli

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^^ saan maa kuu danbeesay, adiga kaalay, xariifkaan danbe ee saaxiibkaa ah rageedi waaye, saas aa wax la yeelaa camal, ama waa la iska dhaafaa, Somalis do it in style, while Arabs do it in fashion, so waxan waa khibro, qofkii yaqaano unbaa dhax gali karo, sidee buu laba naag u qabaa wax weyn ma ahan, lix iyo sagaal baa la isku qabaa, kan sxbkaa ee Soomaaliga ayaan ula jeedaa, waa normaalito waxaas. kan kalee Arabka ah ee afarta naag ugu xiran guriga siyaasi ma ahan, waa iska yara khafiifsanyahay, jiirgaamaha uu biyaha ku dhaansado oo dhan ayaa ka buuxsamey, marka wuxuu u baahanyahay taakuleyn, taas oo ah in afartaba laga wada furo.

You and your friend need a magnifying glasses or something to that nature! not even so close, no similarity, even if both take off their hats. is like saying the Pope looks like Mrs Palin of Alaska

The five companies , which asked to remain unnamed for the moment Nothing to hide there, 5 of them are telecom companies, and I can list them now for anyone who is interested to know the names. NationLink Telesom Golis Hormuud Telecom Somalia

BOB, haka walwalin AT&T, anaa soo ogaadey boolasha laga furfuro oo dhan, waan hayaa dabaashuna waxaad ogaataa hadaad reer Kismaayood tahay in aadan wabi waxba ka ogeyn, bad hadaad ku dabaalateyna tii Liido ayaan intaan yuunbano ayaan saacado moolka hoose ku dhax jiri jirney oon eryan jirney libaax badeedka hadee wabina warkiis daa, kii Balcad iyo kii Afgooye labadaas ayaa rukun ii ahaa every weekend, marka bootada Kismayaoodka ila mood baan ku iri oo lulumo ayaad la hadleysaa , galti beelee badeyda ha soo galin hadii kale sidii aargoosato ayaan seenta kaa goyn

Ibti, maxaad isku qastey, bal relax waxyar and refresh your mind.

Ibti & Juxa got the hardest job of all, but don't let few individuals ruin your daily work,

There is an outside force that is causing the unrest in those disputed regions, and by outside force I don't mean Ethiopia, they are already there by default, untill that outside force is defeated, then I don't see any shortcoming solution for the region and its two neighbours.