Juxa, maxaan qarash diyaarin, spaceka ayaaba la igu aasi, sidii gantaal hadii meydkeyga loo gamo maxaaba meesha yaalo oo meeshey asxaabteyda ku aasantahey dhinac kala safto in space. Wyrx, diyaarso baan ku iri sanduuqii, anigu gantaalkii cirka la iigu gami lahaa waa ii diyaar, hydrogenkii iyo heliumkiiba waa diyaar

I am happy to be buried in space, Inshaa Allaah

Haye, anyone can afford, it is a Paradise Beach Villa which cost only 350,000 pound

JB Malika, waa wax jira huuno, armuuba prisonka dhaamaaba, anigu NGO uma shaqeyn laakinse I know many people who work in Garoowe, Hargeisa & Nairobi who left the West to join one of those lucrative jobs back home, ayagoo farta qaniinaya ayey soo noqdaan, and that is why you see alot of white people choosing those jobs, simply they don't mind being ripped off, they are happy with the sun, the sun ayaa permanent salary u ah and the big hotels and food they eat

Malika, I know, convert that into shillings and it will be trillions but don't fall to one of those jobs unless you are sure about it, when they say 30k, they will deduct international tax, doesn't even exist, they will deduct travel expenses, gaariga lagugu wado ama aad wado(yes they provide a car even if u don't need but for the purpose of deducting more of your salary), they won't let you rent your own house butwill tell you to use of their rented places(which is a very high rent so they can deduct you even more of your salary), and they won't let you eat in normal restaurants, they will put your name on a big restaurant and you ought to use it so they an deduct even more of your salary u don't have a choice but to use their appointed places. haye want me to go on, that is why I said the money ain't enough for one month

inuu Jinni indhoole ah ku dhax jiro unbuu ino sheegay, which of course I already knew, wax caadi uu sameeyo JB la waa

Yes, a million shilling

^^ Sasa namnagani, mochora ya chunguwa fakiri fiyaazi kutafiti kanini saahi haki ya mungu

Country Representative – Somaliland – £26,000 – £30,000 I agree with Juxa, I don't know anyone else, but that is one month's expense.

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^^ Layzie-Gaal, just to summarize Cameroon's speech for you in detail in half line: His SPEECH was ONLY directed at Muslims. Haye, want me to go on, Muslims aren't the only one's with different culture living or born in Britain, you want me to list them all, so far, Cameroon's speech didn't have much significant weight in the eyes of many politicians and ordinary citizens of Britain, many dismissed his latest show-off in the eyes of his beloved Angelina(German Chancellor). Naga daa dee yaa Layzie, saacadan kutubta yaanan kuu soo furanin, hadhowna qeylo aad af-laba-daan taagtid

baroowe sugundo maano liima mandariin moolto fitamiina baabasiir baarakuuliya

My dear Layzie-Gaal, how do you identify yourself in the Canadian society, I assume you are: Canadian, Cali Beesteen, Dabanyuluq, Somali, Muslim. Integrating with the British society is easy, drink alcohol and pass out four times a day, attend their crazy naked parties, consume pork and say bad things about Islam, and say I don't practice Islam but I am just Muslim, if that is what Mr Cameroon wanted to happen, then Multiculturalism has failed cuz no Muslim will do that. I woov you too

Meeqa wax ayaad maqashey Caydaruusoow

Wallee hadalkan kii makhaayada fadhi ku dirirka ayuu u egyahay ee xariifka ahaa

Maxaad u soo dhajisey wax todobaad ka hor bilowdey oo shaleyna dhamaadey

^^ Halkan ayaad ka heleysaa buugaagta badankood ayagoo digital ah, halkan qumaati u riix

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^^ Just tell the guy kaa korreeyo Liverpool aa kugu daba dhagan with only 6 points clear kulahaa 2 penalties aa naloo diidey, foornada rootiga miyaa meesha Ps: Lucas was the main man, he destroyed the Chelsicks quite smoothly, wuu xoreestey aagiisa iyo wixii ka shisheeya oo idilba

^^ You and Naxar have no sense of fashion, and shouldn't even try to post those ugly yet ridiculous so called shoes. My pick of shoes are: finaly the one I wear every Eid:

I think my comment to BOB was on the spot, knowing how Arsenal are weak, BOB was carried away with that four goals at first half time, he couldn't hold his breath and was waiting for another 4 goals Arsenal to score, meesha ma bulaacada musquluhuu moodey

^^ PUUHHLLIIZZ, don't tell me you already won the title, just by scoring 4 gols at half time, BOB, I expect you more Ps: I don't want United or Chelsick to win the title, and you know whom I am backing(not Lpool), but of course Arsneal, but it is waste of space to back them to win the title, BOB, naga daa sxb, weaknesskiina iska soo dhisa la idiinma diidanee titleka, oo wax isku fala

Somaliland has finally recognized Somalia as a nation, can Somalia do the same and recognize Somaliland? Ps: That was a question raised by Slander in a fadhi ku dirir fully packed, the guy stood at the door and shouted Somaliland wey idin aqoonsatey ee maxaad noo aqoon san la'dihiin. I don't know if it was funny, but everyone at the makhaayad laughed so hard that the guy left angry but came back to fight one of the guys at the makhaayad, he was rageedi indeed.

Egypt supplies about 40 percent of Israel's natural gas, and in December, four Israeli firms signed 20-year contracts worth up to 10 billion dollars (7.4 billion euros) to import Egyptian gas. Unknown saboteurs attacked an Egyptian pipeline supplying gas to Jordan, forcing authorities to switch off gas supply from a twin pipeline to Israel, an official told AFP

Haa sxb, in the near future, but I won't be alive, inshaaradaa ii sheegtey