Ngonge, hehe, don't compare me to AT&T, isagu darajada cayaal-suuqnimada wuu dhaafey, adigu wax falanqeynta jooji, I will have a better look of her in the morning, still didn't get any present, but got plenty of time left, I am really looking forward to seeing her hands when she accepts my gift, they usually give me gifts but not the other way. Gheelle, Jinnigu fantasy kuma fiicna, maybe gabari-maanyo haa, but not Jinns as they are ugly, if you remember the one I met in Istanbul was ugly too, with one ilig and other extra bits(6 breasts altogether incluiding her normal 3), but the best thing about Jinni women is they know the human men love pretty women, so they change and undergo complete change, that is after they take you to their places, kolleey dabeecadooda aad baan u fahmey anigu.

^ isn't even staying home and watching movies costly, I think when broke, guriga dhanba lama tago.

Haloween, not really, I don't even believe such things, Haloween is for those seeking some entertainments in child's way.

looooooool laying on top of a grave naked, maskiin, I am actually writing some articles on what to do when someone encounters such women in a beach or mountains, I don't think anyone had written articles or books about them, I want to help the average Somali to be vigilant on friendly Jinnis or Jinnis that are nuts. Malika, I had faith with this woman, she tested me, I passed all the tests, I know how their mentality works, she is not the first I befriended, and won't be the last, but her stomach on her face is what made me curious, I have set a plan to execute early in the morning, she knows inaan u soo diyaar garoobey

^ hehe Xanta visibleka ah is allowed, tan qarsoon ayaa daran Malika, nothing new, apart from this morning I have being attacked, still thinking of what gift I should get that woman.

^^ Alpha afka muruq yuu kaa galin dheh niyahow, anigu dee quruumahaas ayaan iskala noolahey, JB, Ilaah amarkii adaan saaka ku soo xasuustey markaan naagtaas la kulmayey, inaad qiiq kaga kicin laheyd ayaan ogahey.

I just can't type what I have seen this morning, an old lady with a stick approached me and beat me with a stick, she just beat me up with the stick, her face was covered so I can't tell her true age but she was having problems with walking, she just beat me up with the stick, I had to stand up steady and let her finish with the beating, then went to Salaad Subax, on the way back from the mosque, she was waiting for me, and this time, I had to change direction, but she was there too with her stick bakoorad, I was so sleepy and just wanted to sleep but no trouble, I had to explain this to her but she beat me up again, I tried to run and make a move of few quick steps but my legs couldn't make a move so let her finish with the beating, the mosque is just one minute walk from my house, the woman realizing that I had difficult making any steps to run, she offered me her stick, intaan ushii ka qaatey saan u qaraacayey ayey dhulka ku dhacdey, no visible human being around, it is total mugdi and too early, I was the first person to leave the Masjid, she didn't cry or yelled, or even begged for her life to be spared, then I tried to find out what is this all about and eagerly wanted to remove the cover from the face to at least see the person I am beating up now, it is mugdi and the only thing I can use as light is the one from the street but it is too shaddy, leaning to the woman on the ground and trying to remove the cover of her face was a big mistake, I was curious, and wanted to know everything and head off to bed, the woman can't make any movements, so slowly I took that cover off her face, the cover was so heavy, the cover was not of a scarf or anything near a cloth, it was a a metal cover, little I know, then while trying to remove that cover off her face, she talked to me slowly in gibberish language saying ma waxaad rabtaa inaad wajigeyga aragto, I said, haa walaal, inaan wajigaaga arko ayaan rabaa, wali dhulkey jiiftaa markey saas leedahay, then she said, ma wajigeyga ayaad rabtaa inaad aragto, I said haa eedo, I was trying to be modest with saying haa walaal and clinical, but when I said haa eedo unbey haraati kulul wajiga iiga dhufatey intey kor u boodey sidii qof waalan, then I was knocked down on to the ground, waan istaagey then she advised not to say eedo again, I sad haye walaal ee i tus wajigaaga, intey wixii wajigeeda saarnaa iska qaadey and told me not to worry as there is no need for light, upon removing the cover, her face waaba completely lighted up, too flashy for my eyes, I could not see her eyes or mouth or even ears, they all seemed iney hog ku jiraan but the light coming from her face nearly blinded me, so I looked midig and bidix but she told me to look her face directly as I will not get blind, then slowly the light seems to be fading away, not all of it but some was left so I could see her face with good sight, this was the time I said salaadeydi subax waa la aqbaley saaka, waxaan arkey naagtii wajigeeda oo leh timo fara badan, indho dhan ma jiraan, the light itself was her eyes, there was no nose visible, and not even a mouth anywhere near, this is the moment I have being waiting for, I couldn't careless any beatings anymore, the morning was beginning to light up but it is still winter like darkness, the face I was thinking was there was not there and all along I have being looking at the wrong side, this is what I have thought off, the woman told me waxaad fiirineyso wajigeyga ma ahan ee waa caloosheyda, intaan kor u boodey baan iri alla ku qaad oo ku sii qaad maxaa calooshaada dhakada ku sameeyey oo halkaa saarey, but told me to slow down and listen to her story, she told me she always comes to the street near the masjid every morning to snatch people after beating them with the stick and they usually run and she runs after them, taking few of them with her, but that I didn't make any run and was steady still made her surprise, I told her, who are you horta intaadan i shukaansan, the people who prayed at the masjid were quickly leaving the masjid and some friends saw me standing there and telling me what I am doing here, this is the moment I realized that the woman was Jinni since the people I prayed with in the Masjid could not see the woman, I could have realized the woman was Jinni when seeing her face or stomach on her face, but I didn't since I see a lot of those things on humans too, I repeated, who are you horta, she said that her job is now finished and morning is breaking up, I told her, please wait, intee u socotaa, waanu is raaceenaa, she said the morning light is causing her problems and would fade away, I said, no walaal, isug, aniguba iftiinka subaxdii wuu i dhibayaa, the people around me who left the Masjid all can hear my conversation, and after few minutes and standing in the cold, they all left, I could still hear them saying, wuu isku dhex-yaacey, others saying, no I don't think so, wuu iska yara khalweynayaa oo duco ayuu ku jiraa, but they all left, naagtii was rushing to get away and disappear, I was begging her not to do so and cover her face again, I was beginning to dislike her face, or what I thought was her face but turned out to be her stomach, she said, and promised iney ila kulmeyso the next morning oo salaada subax and now she is leaving me behind, qalbi jab bey igu ridey, wey iga tagtey, my last hadal was haye walaal, waa inoo barrito, weyna dhaqaajisey and disappeared, the bruising of the beating up all disappeared off me too, no more pain or anything, she beat me si xun, tmoro Salaad Subax I will be well prepared for her, I am even trying to dress up nicely and leave that khamis behind, I don't know what is she expecting me from when she said I will meet you tmoro after salaad subax, I can't wait to go to the shops and get some perfumes or some kind of gifts to give her after salaad subax, but I have lots of time today and will sort out something for her Inshaa Allaah, but I know Jinns don't like perfumes, this is for sure, they don't like any perfumes, even humans know that Jinns don't like perfumes, but I will get her some simple thing, anything that I can see her hand when she is accepting the gift. I am not nervous and looking forward to the meet-up, can't even go to work, but I am afraid she will unexpectedly meet me in some streets today while I am busy looking a gift for her, but knowing their modest and peculiar behavior, she will not disturb my peace today, and I know for sure that she is looking forward in meeting me up after Salaad Subax tomoro, without her face covered, or with the correct face on the correct spot, I don't care know even if her face is upside down. Will update you all tomoro,

Waxa loo tartamaya soo un Soomaaliya ma ahan ama jin soo galyaa ama Faranji iyo Kikuuya ahaaya, waxa dhaga xiran ee dhukkan soo un Soomaalideena ma ahan! anu garan maayo sey wax u socdaan, Tripolideydi ayaaba la ii qaatey.

^ lol, was just having some fun with our little one's, higher speed ayuu ku socdey anna fariinka u yara qabaan lahaa anoo isla markaasna marsho quatro jinguwa sii gashanaya.

^^ MMA, that is a very series and dangerous issue or accusation about the mental thing ofAbdiWali, if it turns out to be true, the mental well-being of our Prime Minister, then by no means he has the right to hold any such positions, but I haven't seen or read the article or the agreement, just was reading the comments and it seems the PM inuu isku ciyaarey, Shraiif inuu isku ciyaaro la garey oo kun iyo kow jeer ayuu ciir iyo carro-maanyo isku soo walaaqey, but an educated man like him inuu sidan noo galo, wallaahay boqnuhuu naga toogtey.

The two ladies work for construction company, well one is a receptionist, the other being a construction site supervisor, they don't work at the same company though but is contracted by the same agency in two different construction companies. The two guys, one is a cabbie driver(I know him from a friend of mine who is a friend of one of the guys), the remaining guy, one at the far left is PhD candidate.

hehehe, will he accept to take two females at once, or two men at once, maybe two females at once, he must have his own rules of conduct of work!

Ngonge, it a pimp dee, did you notice that taximan is angry, korkiisaa lagu shaqeesanayaa dee

lool@macawiis has no pockets, I will disagree with you on that completely, waayo if macawiis doesn't have pockets it shouldn't be used by so many men as it holds the nuclear arsenal, anglekaas ka fiiri sxb. Ps: In Hargeisa or nearby areas, macawiis is called qoodha-heys Ngonge, dee Malika jiman yaryaroo kuus kuusan baa ku jiro, hada ka hor bey noo sheegtey did you forget it, Zanzibar bey kula kulantey beach ka mida kuwa yaryar oo jiman ah, anigu laftirkeyga I can sense she got few Jinns around.

Maalin dhaweed I was having arguments with people about the word "fataal" being used in some parts of Somalia, one of my opponents said, fataal waa ninka isku qalqaaliya naagaha iyo nimanka, another word, wuxuu soo raadin niman, wuxuuna u keeni naago, ninkaasi waa fataal bey dhaheen, I didn't refute their explanation but I opposed markey dhaheen hadana fataalku waa ninka qoriga dabada iskaga jabiyo, this is when I said no, then they accused me of supporting fataaliinta, they told me what is fataal, I told them fataalku waa nimoow naageeska nigisyada soo xirto kadibna ku lagdo dadka.

^^ Are you telling me that people smile when reading some funny stories on books, I still can't get people who smile even duqsi is dagaalayo xataa, the only way I can describe such people is pure volcanic waalni.

I want IP address man, get it NOW, isn't English your second language, or your comprehension is automatically reduced when questions are being directed at you, now go back and publish my IP address here.

^^ What is my ip address, post it here please, now I am waiting you to act on your claim! On your next post, no more talk, just post my IP address, and say it LOUD in red color so to be visible to everyone.

It doesn't matter, once you press that GO button, you give yourself freely and available to most world secret organization, don't try to be smart and learn from your mistakes my SSC friend. Also it doesn't apply to most people since they can't input or doesn't allow them to type anything before 1910, such dictatorship, why would they think that no one is alive who was born before 1910.

So basically, BBC wants to know my date of birth, country of birth or country of residency, my gender, records my computer information on the background, and then it tells me the result of world population, tricky way of modern history surveillance on innocent people on the cover of giving them some interesting statistics. You just gave away an important factor of your life, and you are in danger of constant surveillance, thank you.

What happened to the other more dozens of maamul goboleedyo being set up this year, why is this Azania so significant, we are giving this project big time xayeysiis, I am more interested into what happened to those: Banaadirland Waax iyo Waadi Ximan iyo Xeeb Hiiraanland Hiiraan State Midland State South West State Maakhir State Galmudug Jubba Raaso Jubbaland Greenland State Dooxada Shabeelle State Cowl State Northland State(SSC) SSC-land Awdal State Darwiishland ma eey baa cuney, kuligiin eey idin cun oo Alla idin doori

One thing is clear, tickets to Nairobi is very cheap compared to just a month ago, it should be double the price since the holiday season is approaching, woow.

Malika, oo maxaad i leedahay waligaa isma aadan canaananin, or waligaa kaligaa isla ma aadan hadlin on your own, then it is simple shouting to yourself works the same way as talking to ourself, you only change the tune or melody and increase the volume of yelling to its highest level of degree. Ps: Anigu waan isla hadlaa sometimes, but that is only when I am calling my other friends, they usually arrive 5 minutes after speaking to myself, some of them come late and when I ask them why, they always make fake excuses, the Jinns are like humans, they will do anything to escape reality or tell the truth.

^^ The daawo for cold is simple jimicsi, unlike any other jimicsi, this jimicsi involves fighting with the inner body, and shouting to yourself 5 times to release the energy(cold that is sitting there for nothing).

Fiqi waa daacad wallaahay