Tuujiye, Waa lagayaabaa, laaking aniga waxay ila tahay in a dooradu cuq ka kacday; I mean ukumihii bay ka soo kacday. Saasay iniga ila taha..

Hadaynu runta isu sheegno digaagaas kolay qudhaanjo baa eryaneysay, markaa naftiisa uun buu bad baadinaayey, . Cigaal Shidaad: Good one..

I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, "This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received." I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world. Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section. The angel then said to me, "This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them." I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged for delivery to Earth. Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the door of a very small station. To my great surprise, only one angel was seated there, idly doing nothing. "This is the Acknowledgment Section," my angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed. "How is it that? There's no work going on here?" I asked. "So sad," the angel sighed. "After people receive the blessings that they asked for, very few send back acknowledgments. "How does one acknowledge God's blessings?" I asked. "Simple," the angel answered. "Just say, "Thank you, Allah, Lord." "What blessings should they acknowledge?" I asked. "If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep ... you are richer than 75% of this world. "If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy. "And if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1% in the world who has that opportunity." Also ...... "If you woke up this morning with more health than illness ...... you are more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day. "If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation ... you are ahead of 700 million people in the world. "If you can attend a Masjid church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture or death ... you are envied by, and more blessed than, three billion people in the world. "If your parents are still alive and still married . you are very rare. If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm, you are unique to all those in doubt and despair." Ok, what now? How can I start? If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you as very special and you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world who cannot read at all. Have a good day, count your blessings, and if you want, pass this along to remind everyone else how blessed we all are. Attn: Acknowledge Dept.: Thank You Lord! "Thank you Lord, for giving me the ability to share this message and for giving me so many wonderful people to share it with." For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness..

Ever wonder why the chicken crossed the road? ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. RONALD REAGAN: What chicken? PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. BILL CLINTON: That depends on what your definition of "did" is. GEORGE BUSH JR: I don't know, but I'll tell you this: That chicken may run, but it can't hide. God bless America. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER: Did you actually see it cross the road? Or did you suddenly notice that it had appeared on the other side? You think you saw it cross the road, but that's an illusion. How many more chickens have to appear before you believe it? FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken Millenium Edition, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book, and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? LOUIS FARRAKHAN: What color was the chicken? If you do your research, you will find that it was a white chicken. Roads are always black. The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken was gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that. COLONEL SANDERS: You mean I missed one?! --------------------

Ever wonder why the chicken crossed the road? ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. RONALD REAGAN: What chicken? PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. BILL CLINTON: That depends on what your definition of "did" is. GEORGE BUSH JR: I don't know, but I'll tell you this: That chicken may run, but it can't hide. God bless America. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER: Did you actually see it cross the road? Or did you suddenly notice that it had appeared on the other side? You think you saw it cross the road, but that's an illusion. How many more chickens have to appear before you believe it? FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken Millenium Edition, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book, and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? LOUIS FARRAKHAN: What color was the chicken? If you do your research, you will find that it was a white chicken. Roads are always black. The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken was gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that. COLONEL SANDERS: You mean I missed one?! --------------------

Rudy, I ain’t get no tattoos and I don’t need one, but thanks for the offer.

Why has David got odd looking eyes? He has a condition called aniscoria, which is the medical term for unequal pupils. In 1962, aged 14, he got punched in the eye by his school friend George Underwood, during an argument over a girl named Carol Goldsmith. George's knuckle caught David's eye and dislodged something. David was admitted to Farnborough Hospital, where it was found that the sphincter muscles in his left eye were damaged and he underwent two eye operations. He has an enlarged pupil that remains permanently open, giving the effect of different coloured eyes. David and George are to this day still life-long friends. George played in early Bowie groups and eventually became a commercial artist. He was involved in the design of the album sleeves for Hunky Dory (1971), The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and The Spiders From Mars (1972) albums/posters/flyers, graphics for The 1980 Floor Show and The Man Who Fell To Earth book cover. Where did David and Iman meet? David and Iman met on a blind date arranged by their mutual hairdresser friend Teddy Antolin at a dinner party in Los Angeles on October 14th 1990. For David it was love at first sight. Where did David propose to Iman? After living together for 20 months, David proposed to Iman in Paris, France. David hired a 'rather smart boat', dinner for two and a pianist. As they cruised along the River Seine, he 'popped the question' under the Pont Neuf. How many children has David got? David has two children. His son Duncan Zowie Haywood Jones, who was born 30th May 1971 at Beckenham Hospital weighing 8lbs. 8oz. His daughter, Alexandria Zahra Jones, was born 15th August 2000 at 5:06am in New York City, weighing 7lbs 4.6oz (3.28 kilogrammes). Her christian names were chosen for their real meanings - Alexandria means "defender of mankind" and Zahra is Arabic for "inner light". David assisted with the delivery and cut the umbilical cord. View Alexandria photographs. His step daughter, Zulekha was born 5th July 1978, from Iman's first marriage to basketball player Spencer Haywood. Zulekha means "intelligent" in Arabic. Has Iman got any tattoos? Iman has two tattoos, one above her ankle which depicts a Bowie knife with the word 'David' written on the handle and around her belly button the Arabic lettering for 'David'. Has David got any tattoos? David has one tattoo on the back of his left calf which depicts a dolphin and a Japanese variation of the Serenity prayer among the content, it portrays a man riding a dolphin with his left hand extended with a little frog, along with a personal Japanese (Kanji) inscription. David drew the artwork himself and had a Japanese tattooist ink it for him and also translate the prayer into Katakana. David says he had the tattoo done "as a confirmation of the love I feel for my wife and my knowledge of the power of life itself."

Masha allah. Thanks for this.

Maasha Allah'

Fartun, I don't really now what you mean'

Cutiyo, waa lagu qabtay...

My dear Fear Allah, I feel yah, and I am not here to judge yah. We all now honest it's good thing. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but, it's the only way to live life comletely. Here is my questions> Those brothers that gave you shut, after you gave them your heart; Are they religious as well? Is any of them in your life now? You may not answer if you want. I give you all the credit, just by not taking advantage or used no one in the process as you stated. ....

My dear Fear Allah, I feel yah, and I am not here to judge yah. We all now honest it's good thing. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but, it's the only way to live life comletely. Here is my questions> Those brothers that gave you shut, after you gave them your heart; Are they religious as well? Is any of them in your life now? You may not answer if you want. I give you all the credit, just by not taking advantage or used no one in the process as you stated. ....

My dear Fear Allah, I feel yah, and I am not here to judge yah. We all now honest it's good thing. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but, it's the only way to live life comletely. Here is my questions> Those brothers that gave you shut, after you gave them your heart; Are they religious as well? Is any of them in your life now? You may not answer if you want. I give you all the credit, just by not taking advantage or used no one in the process as you stated. ....

Fear_Alah_girl, thank you and you always wellcome. Your name itself reminds us for what we're here for. Sis, I do thank you for your wisdom of taking that name instead of wearing such a name like Jalaato. My Allah guide us to the right path.

Yusufaddie, I remeber as well. Buto first of all this is not only Hadiith, but is Quran Alkariim also. Second, a brother whom I admire and also a Islamic Scholar sent this to me, in-order for me to remember the "Last day". Finaly, please take the good from it, and leave if you find out any bad. I honestly, I can't tell you which Hadiith is sahiih,the year e.t.c. It wouldn't hurt if you print out this and go to the your local Masjid to ask all you have to the Iman.

AssalamuAliekum....... As we look at this article we realise how true the Messenger(P.B.U.H) was, these signs were prophesized 1400 years ago!!! Take a look.... Now this is scary!!!! * Camels will no longer be used as a means of transport; * People will ride on saddles that aren't saddles (cars?) * The distance on earth will become short; * Horses will not be used in wars; * Muslims will defeat the Byzantines which will end with the conquest of Constantinople (Istanbul); * The Jews will gather again to live in Bilad Canaan; * Very tall buildings will be built; * The disappearance of knowledge and the appearance of ignorance, with much killing; * Adultery will become widespread, and the drinking of wine will become common; * The number of men will decrease and the number of women will increase until there are 50 women to be looked after by one man * Islam will become worn out like clothes are, until no one will know what fasting, prayer, charity and rituals are; * Allah will send a disease to fornicators that will have no cure (Aids?); * People will begin to believe in the stars and reject AL QADAR (THE DIVINE DECREE OF DESTINY); * Men will pass by people's graves and say: "Would that I were in his place"; (large amount of sucidal deaths?) * The Euphrates will uncover a mountain of gold for which people will fight over (the river of Alfurat that lies near Syria); * Two large groups of people will fight one another, and there will be many casualties; they will both be following the same religion (World War II?); * Approximately 30 DAJJALS will appear, each one claiming to be the messenger of Allah; * Earthquakes will increase; * Time will pass quickly; * Afflictions will appear; * Killing will increase; * Wealth will increase; * Women will be wearing clothes but not wearing clothes * THE PROPHET (saw) SAID: "IF MY UMMAH BEARS 15 TRAITS (QUALITIES), TRIBULATION WILL FOLLOW IT." (DAY OF JUDGEMENT) SOMEONE ASKED,"WHAT ARE THEY O MESSENGER OF ALLAH?" (saw) HE SAID: * When any gain is shared out only among the rich, with no benefit to the poor; * When a trust becomes a means of making profit; * When paying ZAKKAT becomes a burden; * When voices are raised in the mosque; * When the leader of a people is the worst of them; When people treat a man with respect because they that he may do; * When much wine is drunk; red wind or the earth swallow them, or to be transformed into animals." * 'IMRAN IBN HUSAYN SAID: "THE PROPHET (SAW) SAID, 'SOME PEOPLE OF THIS UMMAH WILL BE SWALLOWED BY THE EARTH, TRANSFORMED INTO ANIMALS, AND SOME WILL BE BOMBARDED WITH STONES'. * ONE OF THE MUSLIMS ASKED, 'WHEN WILL THAT BE O MESSENGER Of ALLAH?' HE SAID, 'WHEN SINGERS AND MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS WILL BECOME POPULAR, AND MUCH WINE IS DRUNK.'" * THE GREATER SIGNS OF THE HOUR The Quran will disappear in one night, even from the people's hearts, and no Ayyah will be left on earth. (Some groups of old people will be left who will say: "We heard of fathers' saying "LAILLAHA ILLA ALLAH" so we repeat it) * The appearance of the MAHDI; * The appearance of the DAJJAL (Anti Christ); * The appearance of Ya'juj and Ma'juj (biblical Gog and Magog); * Isa (Jesus) will come during the time of Dajjal; * The rising of the sun from the west; * The destruction of the Ka'ba and the recovery of its treasures; * The smoke. Now you have two options here: 1 left this e-mail sit in your mailbox. No curse or whatever may happen to you (Insha-Allah) 2 Forward this e-mail to a number of people you know and by the grace of Allah you will be blessed for each person you forward thise -mail to. Allahhafiz

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Buubto, good thinking hope you get you wish very soon. It's moving poem, thanks for it.

Hello, VAgirl like you I have once lived and went high school in Virgina. Minewhile, soon I was a senior, and did't know what to do; nor I had a clue what my mojor going to look like. I think I was busy out running, I don't now. It's kind of nice nowing what your major is before hand, but not really big deal if you not. See the feild that you like the most. Asking advices for the nomads here will helpfull too. However, the vital thing is nowing which college you want inroll in next fall if god say so. Going through the first year of college will help you to find what you looking for, I now cuz it happened to me years ago. take it easy ok. Good luck.

Hello, VAgirl like you I have once lived and went high school in Virgina. Minewhile, soon I was a senior, and did't know what to do; nor I had a clue what my mojor going to look like. I think I was busy out running, I don't now. It's kind of nice nowing what your major is before hand, but not really big deal if you not. See the feild that you like the most. Asking advices for the nomads here will helpfull too. However, the vital thing is nowing which college you want inroll in next fall if god say so. Going through the first year of college will help you to find what you looking for, I now cuz it happened to me years ago. take it easy ok. Good luck.

Hello, VAgirl like you I have once lived and went high school in Virgina. Minewhile, soon I was a senior, and did't know what to do; nor I had a clue what my mojor going to look like. I think I was busy out running, I don't now. It's kind of nice nowing what your major is before hand, but not really big deal if you not. See the feild that you like the most. Asking advices for the nomads here will helpfull too. However, the vital thing is nowing which college you want inroll in next fall if god say so. Going through the first year of college will help you to find what you looking for, I now cuz it happened to me years ago. take it easy ok. Good luck.

Big shout-outs to all Bar Ubax, and Qurac what's Up Qaajo. One love.......Peace.

Big shout-outs to all Bar Ubax, and Qurac what's Up Qaajo. One love.......Peace.

Big shout-outs to all Bar Ubax, and Qurac what's Up Qaajo. One love.......Peace.