^^^^ nice 1

NG, Bill Shankly once said : "If you can't support us when we lose or draw, don't support us when we win." Norf that's great for this squad we have till they get to know each other am giving them some time.

oh JB..half way is was funny but the other half made it...THE JB I know was funnier than this one.

I really wasn't sure how to compare our squad [chelsea] to the other top teams right now but a well played, big win away at Emirates really makes me feel a lot better about the squad. Add the fact that Torres looked all around sharp and our attack looked menacing with Oscar, Hazard, and Mata out there.

NG, someone mentioned the [suju's] are the most likely to get the job and now..hehehehehe

N.O.R.F;876165 wrote: What is there to dope Ngonge in about? He goes to work, comes home, goes to work, comes home, goes to work, comes home. He doesn't do ANYTHING else loooooooool

What's everyone elses opinion on the line up we should play tomorrow? We haven't got a big game on Saturday, and then after that we don't have a game until 20-Oct (some small club from North London again), but should we still see it as a game we can potentially rest some players? I'd expect us to win this game (even though I know we shouldn't underestimate any away game in the CL), so maybe it's a chance to give some squad players a run out so we can go into the Norwich game with a fully fit squad? I was thinking:- Cech Azpilicueta -- Cahill -- Terry -- Bertrand Mikel --- Lampard Moses -- Hazard -- Marin Torres Should be strong enough to win comfortably, and gives some guys some match time.

JB no comment m8 the world is unfair. Norf and NG I'll never bother asking you guys about your beloved Scouser team but hope family are okay. Ps: NG its never the same, someone you know for a long long time like for example Norf dopes you in. now that's...Am not saying NORFwould do it but imagine.

Playing on Oct. 2 Group E Juventus v Shakhtar Donetsk Nordsjaelland v Chelsea Group F Valencia v Lille BATE Borisov v Bayern Munich Group G Benfica v Barcelona Spartak Moscow v Celtic Group H CFR Cluj V Manchester United Galatasaray v Braga What are you thoughts mates..

Its was a Sunday afternoon catching up with the boys playing pool having some uh ah (tufaxateyn), As the boys started playing the ball dropped on the floor, one of the brothers rushed as he was on the way to pick the ball an fbi budge fell on the fl:rolleyes:oor. it was all quite everyone looked at each other no one said anything slowly walked to the exit door ....silently one by one without saying goodbyes. Ps: its totally uncool and different.

How to spot kenyan 1. Goes to a restaurant and orders 'nipee/leta kama ya uleee' 2. They are always dissing other cars, especially ka Vitz but does not even own a bicycle. 3. Every strike has to have the song "Mapambano mapambano", and the "Haki yetu" slogan. 4. They say 207 when they mean 2007 5. They point at stuff with their lips...sijasema Mwende! 6. laughs at a ProBox owner from inside a Tuk Tuk. 7. Reads your newspaper with you in the Matatu and gets angry when you flip over the page. 8. Goes to study in India, returns with an American accent...yu kna wha am sayin? 9. You invite them home for a birthday party and they come empty-handed and hungry. 10. Borrows your pen and never returns, and if they do return, kifuniko imetafunwa!. 11. Refers to all brands of detergent as Omo. 12. Refers to a Toyota Hiace as a Nissan. 13. When rela's come visiting and they expect you give them fare back home. 14. When surprised their first word is "Ngai!" 15. Introduces himself/herself by saying "My names are" 16. Puts Avocado in all types of food even crisps SMH. 17. They fear meeting a police at night than a robber! 18. Buys mineral water once and re-uses the bottle with tap water for 2 months. 19. When driving ataweka mkono ya left juu ya gear, na gari ni Automatic. 20. Create 6-8 lanes on a two lane road...and COMPLAINS of Traffic!

Go blues. Arsenal jiiq iyo juuq?

Afarta hore Sharif sh Axmed + 64 Xassan Sheekh + 58 Cabdiweli Gaas + 32 C/qaadir Cosoble+28 Ninkii hooyadaa dumaala wuxuu ku noqdaa adeerkaa jecleeso mise ha jecleesan waa allaa ku baday marka somalwayn ha u arakto doorashadan madaxwaynimadan sidaas for the sake of the country.....

Sherif + 64 Hassan Sh + 58 Cabdiweli + 32

Allaha sahlo umuuraha, waa maalin farxad wayn leh hadaanu nahay umada somaaliyeed waxan ilaahay ka baryeynaa in uu noogu dhiibo masuuliyada culus oo aanu layn mudadan dhowr iyo tobankan sanadood ruux alle kacabsi leh u na naxaya dadka iyo dalkaba kuna dhaqaya cadaalad ruux alaale ruuxii noqdaba... Aamin

Pirlo is, for me, the player of the tournament, runs into empty spaces, his passing is sublime, wins his tackles and keeps the flow going, magic!

Chelsea Looked like the better team on the day and deserved the win, Carroll looked very good when he came on and perhaps should of scored that header, but thats football for you, it was a very good save and in my opinion the entire ball didn't cross the line. Congratulations Chelsea.

^^^^^ Your league form has to be a worry though, just why are you so bad? It'd be delusional to think things are just gonna miraculously get better next season as well. It's not just a freak set of results... you've won 5 match in 18 home league games.. QPR & Blackburn have won more! I'd be seriously worried If I was a Liverpool fan - not only have you got a manager who looks as if doesn't know what he's doing in the league, your squad is full of dead wood & neither are likely to change in the summer. The cups are nice for the fans, but they're just papering over the cracks.

walaalaha sweden will be performing on this day in Melbourne.

Showqi you tying to ruin someone's thread sxb, don't speak for everyone. Juxa plz continue.

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^^^^^^^^ looooooooool, it's nice to see the Eskimos beaten.

^^^ Damn straight Norf Nuune against the best team in the world, that's what we had to do sxb. We know we cannot beat them at there own style...so at least congratulate the ten men who put their lives in the two legs. We played a style of football that worked over 180 minutes. Just because it isn't pleasing on the eye to everyone doesn't make it anti-football. What is the obsession with tippy tappy football? Barca passed it on the edge of Chelsea's penalty area for about 8 minutes then got nowhere. Cech sent a long ball forward and Drogba had a shot on the side netting! We were down 2-1 at the half and everyone was saying how the sky was falling I said let's see what kind of adjustments we make and we did enough to stifle the mighty Barcelona. Sxb To do it on that stage on the road against the "greatest team in European football" and without our two cornerbacks was just an incredible performance. Ps: Even though our squad is relatively poor but our team spirit is amazing. That's why we're in the final.

BOB;814998 wrote: Tuesday on 17th April Bayern Munich will host Real Madird for the 1st leg in this year’s champions league while next day Chelsea will welcome Barcelona at the Bridge. I won’t lie I want Real V Barca final and I hope it happens but obviously Mourinho doesn’t want that and we all know why! He’s started putting pressure on the referee between Chelsea V Barca tie by cleverly implying that Barca will be favoured. The man is scared of Barca and all these noises coming from him is a testament to how much he dreads facing them because let’s not forget that Barca could actually end his tenure at Madrid simply because they want to win the Champions league more than Copa Del Rey and La Liga and Mourinho knows fully well that as long as Barca is there he’s got no chance. Sorry OZ but I can’t see Chelsea stopping Messi and Barca, you might trouble them at the Bridge with your rugby tactics but just like Milan they’ll tear you a new one in the second leg at the Camp Nou. Bayern is no match for Real and I expect them to be knocked out by the 9 time winners in a fairly tight contest. Peace, Love & Unity. Take that back

^^^^^ indeed!! Well done to Madrid . Imo both goals were a result of poor goalkeeping by Valdes. I thought it was very strange that Barca didnt buy a backup for Villa in the summer. In truth past the first XIs Madrid have far superior back up than Barca and that has been vital in them winning the league. P.S For once Ronaldo wasnt useless in a big game.