I needed that laugh, Thanx!

I needed that laugh, Thanx!

I'm prety sure all of you know what makes a muslim or muslimah.The prophet(SAW) said that a muslim is the one who 1) Shahada 2) Salat 3) Sawm 4) Zakat and 5) Haj ( if able) All of these make a person a Muslim/muslimah. "moderate" is a term that was given to those muslims that do not wear the hijab,don't pray, that have adapted the western values/ideology. It is those that look at thier sisters and talk about the way they dress "O how ignorent she is, Allah didn't make that compulsary, you don't have to cover up, allah knows what is in you heart". It is those that abonden their belive to fit in the west. Isn't Allah everywhere? When you are at work or at the mall or wherever Allah sees you, so you should please/fear Allah alone! The United states used muslims to drive the Russians out of a muslims land (afhganistan). I guess they didn't pay attention to the mislms purpose of driving infidels out of muslims otherwise they wouldn't be in Meca and Madinah. Young brothers and sisters before youbecame accustome to the terms explore them, better know your believe and what your brothers/sisters believe before you attack then in defence of a nonMuslim.

"the jin were having family dispute" very funny!

Maashaa Allah I think a lot of Muslims (espec SOmalians) lack the Islamic knowledge. If we did our homeland wouldn't be inflames.

Asalaamu calaykum Jazaakalaah sisters. I hope that we all ebenefit from this.

I drink atleast three (20 OZ) cocacola a day. the coke stoks are about to go down, you'll never see infront of th evending mechine between classes.

Does singing/music promote zina? Is it for a muslim person to sing/dance to entertain mases? How does it make you feel to see a Muslim, especially a muslimah, being promoted as a singer on the net with her underwear showing?

Asalaamu calaykum A brother told me the following Aside from the sexual act between non marriage Zina includes 1) Man and a Woman (not related--like bro/sis) being alone. 2) A woman showing off her body- tight dress etc. 3) A man showing his body -- Muscles, tighs etc 4) Big gathering where men and women mingle --like Somalian weddings/parties ....and much more your input is welocme

I have traces of eight

I never had a bad job -- I love money--

For the brothers that want to gain weight here are some tips for free If you are broke (in school or have a baby moma) 1) Eat 6 times a day pref -- A lot of fatning food (Jack in the Box' # 6, or BK's whoppers -- extra cheese please). 2) Exercise with heavy weights at least four times/wk and rest a lot. 3) Drink a lot of water, shakes, and whole milk. 4) Do cardio it is very important for u metabolism. 5) Eat a lot and rest a lot. If you have the money and time 1)Eat a lot of good quality cheese, chicken, steaks, bread, yams, corn greans, anything that you can buy and cook (Halal ofcourse). 2) Buy Creatine (it works) and use it while exercising. Buy a powder weight gainer (1200+ proteins), take it with whole milk, gatorades, powerades and any shake with high protein/calories. 3) Hit the gym, the track. Just hit 'em hard. 4) Rest and eat a lot. I use to weight 132 lbs before I did this and now I weight 198 lbs Solid muslce. I'll post the wrok out routine and what each meal consists of. Fellas I'm just trying make you look more attractive. Inshallah I'll post some fashion tips as well, for example match your belt and shoes I hate to see at wedings with nice black shoes and a brown belt match your colors

Who does?

Kadisku macnihiisu waxaa xiiso galin jiray habka su'aalaha loo soo bandhigo, iyadoon waqti badan uun ka soo wareegsana jawaab la keeni jiray. Iminka kadis internetka xiiso kuma laha, sababtoo ah intaad Google tagtaad jawaabah soo heli kartaa.

Kadisku macnihiisu waxaa xiiso galin jiray habka su'aalaha loo soo bandhigo, iyadoon waqti badan uun ka soo wareegsana jawaab la keeni jiray. Iminka kadis internetka xiiso kuma laha, sababtoo ah intaad Google tagtaad jawaabah soo heli kartaa.

Meant to say " I was born in a city....

I was in a city so I can't contribute to this wonderful topic

You'll comply....easily assimilated I like it Barwaaqo

After Juma prayers a young man handed a pamphlet infront of the mosque, another man from from the mosque came after him and took it out of hand. Then other men came out of the mosque and told the young to leave or they'll call the police. I found one of the pamphlets and it was from a group calling for the establishment of an Islamic state the group is called "Hizb Tahrir" or "Hizbut tahrir" I'm not sure which one. They talk about current political atmosphere from Afghanistan to Washington. Is any one familier with this group or any other group?

Ahlaan It seems you are the only one that understood me.

RocK' __ I meant well sister you misunderstod me completely. I was looking at your question from an Islamic point of view and I was shocked to see that you were openly discussing masturbation with a male who has no relation to you casually. You mention that masturabation is the "least of the things that you talk about" with this person. If masturbation is the least you talk about then I can't imagine what the Most would be. It is not respectable for a muslimah to be so open with a male about everything. Sister you asked a question and I tried to point out something to you that is all.

Jazaakalaah for your duca! May Allah reward all us Jana!

The Rock's chick

I've never been married so I wouldn't why men leave women. May be he got bored with her, or he couldn't take qeeladeeda.

Abdinur I do agree with about the part about spreading the knowledge. But it is inappropriate to engage a conversation about masturbation with someone of the opposite sex. Someone doesn't just jump and ask you a question like that.