actually, no. not all women are. maybe others. because they find them "cool". they think that "bad guys" can get away with more things than other guys. of course i'm open to the idea of dating a bad guy. i may not be attracted at first glance but when i get to know him and he seems to be nice and loveable, why not? coz sometimes, those bad guys are just maintaining an outside image. but when they fall in love, they can be really sweet... nope, not yet

Love Conquers All........ Love is an extraordinary thing; Without it life is barren. You may have many possessions And sit in the seat of power, But without the beauty And greatness of love, Life soon becomes misery and confusion.

"I Love the poem, it brought tears to my eyes."

love the poet sis!! HE BROKE HER HEART He broke her heart To many times. Says he needs his space And wants to be left alone. He acts like she doesn't have any feelings And walks all over her. Tears out her heart and breaks it to pieces. Doesn't care how much he's hurting her, How much he's making her cry. He just doesn't understand. She loves him with all her heart And this is what she gets. He broke her heart, And now so is mine. we love you

Believe it or not, these love rituals are all true. Enjoy! Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." (My favourite.) Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized!" Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave." Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing." Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.." Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account." Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

hi everyone anybody can be a dreamer in the long run,but would that dream come true one day?i have no answer to that one if iam hopeless and unsure if iam reluctant,but i have plans and desires working on them constantly. i want to be a Dental hygiene with the big box$$$$$, i want to see somalia with big smille in the near future. i want to invest clinical and help my community preferably the poor ones take care of them and make their life easier.finally,iwill do my best to do the right thing for to please allah and live a happy life.what are your dreams? luv& peace now.

10) It’s more fun to complain about them to your friends. 9) Guys who actually LIKE you just aren't challenging or exciting. 8) When you do date nice guys, they turn into jerks anyway, so why not save time and go for the jerk in the first place? 7) You won't get as emotionally attached to a jerk, so you'll be more in control. 6) All the other women want them, so they must be worth having. 5) Affection means a whole lot more when it comes from a guy who doesn't normally give it. 4) He's guaranteed to cheat on you so someone else can endure his lack of lovemaking skills most of the time. 3) There's need to feel guilty for abusing or deceiving them. 2) Jerks will actually tell you when they don't like what you're doing instead of getting mad about it six months later. 1) You're looking for someone you can't trust, and won't care about you too much, who will abuse you mentally and financially, but you don't know any lawyers.

hhhhhhhhhhhh.looooooooooool ...one button at a time. ...No one moves. ....He removes his shirt. that is every funny sis......you know what they about man... What a man hears: "blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW"

HEY guys for you to know iam not a bro. iam sista ok!!!

Let me ask you this questions to my all somalian brothers. I notice that all yo brothers out there have something incoming. Let say that you ask a girl out and you don't know excele who she or any of her informations. and what she did is that she is all ready taken by someone else or she is not interesting or you are not even her tape. when she says no to a guy why all most of Somali nigas tripp and talk @#%$ about her and say staff like, you already done with her when she doesn't even your a life. come on now cut crap aight give them respect as they need it and also except the answer no, don't talk behind their backs. Let me hear some answers to this I think u guys anderstand that the point that I am trying to make** peace out now ****

We're all in America today not really worried about the loved ones back in Somalia and the tragedy that they face everyday. So, I am asking those of you who care about Somalia to come up with suggestions to help uprise Somalia and its economy... Respond with great ideas 'cause Somalia is where our heart is.

HI EVERYONE!!!!!!!! IAm just wondering what would it take for us to be equal as nation. When you look at things such as qabiil, you ask yourself why do we need qabiil if it is destroying our society and country. Siduu ilaahay yiri "qabiil waxaan iniigu samaynay in aad isku kala garatiin", and we are actually using qabiil the oppisite way. Major areas that we as somalians are having difficulties is education. When people are not educated they say what ever they think is right without any facts to backup. We need to stop lying to ourself and look at the reality. People in the first/second countries need to realise that if we don't do anyhting for ourselves, then how are we gonna do something positive for our country. We need to wake up, work hard, see the reality in order to satisfy our needs and develop better environment for our next generation. Look at the jews in America, the indians in UK, they all've seen the hard life and they worked hard for it to be where they are. Why can't we do something like that. Don't think it is impossible because it isn't. We need to love each other and forget qabiil and cuqdad. If you don't understand that person then deal with it, if you don't then look for someone you do understand. It is no point to say I'm not working with this person because he/she is this qabiil. We nned to stick together, then it won't be easy for anyone to divide us. I hope I made some commencence and if there is anyhting wrong that I have said then I persoanaly apoligise. Love / Peace SALAAM

Ok, we know men can theoretically have up to four wives at any one time. But how would you ladies feel if hubby turned up on the doorstep with wife number 2, 3 or 4? Would you accept it gladly? Or would you kindly ask him for a divorce & clean him out? I'd go for the latter option but I'd like to know what other people think!

.......1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just **** off and leave me alone. 2.The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire. 3. The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's milk, that's the time to do it. 4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.. 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 6. No one is listening until you fart. 7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 9.If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mileaway and you have their shoes. 11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 14.If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windscreen. 16.Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 17.Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 19.A closed mouth gathers no foot. 20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. 21 There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 23.Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 24. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 25. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our arse ...then things get worse. __________________

hi everyone He fills my soul with passion With love beyond compare Whenever I am with him The glow of warmth so rare Whenever he is near me My heart and soul will soar He is my inspiration This manwhom I adore He takes me to the heavens We dance within the sky His arms of love enfolding Our spirits will collide Moon and stars are glowing Upon the paths we go Touched by love and passion This truth we two now know Love is never distant It's shared withlove we give Our hearts are joined together For all the life we live

loooooooool...I’ve had a few women give me wrong numbers, yo are really really funny guy.. look at this from a totally new point of view I have been the one not called until three or four days later. Just to let the guys know we don't think that is cute at all that is almost the last thing that you could do to make a women want to be with you. Women need time and not really commitment but at least a show of effort. Now that does not mean that we need a ring and a weddign but a little more then I had a nice time and I will call you sometime. Then the question arises why are women so mean? It is because we have had to put up with about 15 other men tellign us that they will call you sometime. Have you ever wondered why your first love is so special, because you have not had bad experiences yet to taint your idea of love. So you don't know that he is doing you wrong by not calling so you just go with it until you learn that is not the way it is supposed to be. Now please don't think that i am trying to put down my brothas because I am not but to me there are a few things that could stand improving on. All women ask is that you don't lead them on by making promises that you can't keep!!

It's been such a long time since we had something serios cooking up here. Better late than never ... Which is easier to live with? or to rephrase this, like which would you like to have/ face in your life? Sweet, Sugar coated Lies! Or Bitter hard Truth! Both have their own advantages and disadvantages in our life. I just would like to hear different perspective from you all.

The US Administration is weighing the possibility of declaring war on Somalia after reports that Somali refugees have thrown bananas on Park Avenue in New York, causing many American pedestrians to slip and fall, some with injuries. The banana samples used in these attacks were traced to a small town in Somalia called Afgoi which presents a fresh evidence of complicity of Somalis to commit Banana terrorism to hurt innocent pedestrians along Park Avenue and in affect creating a new weapon of MOSS destruction ( Moss is Somali means Banana) which among other things can cause loss of balance and a lot of laughter for the onlookers, which in turn can endanger their intelligence, the Administration has equated this threat to that of Iraq, and the threat is being taken too seriously by the white House staff as the president ordered bananas for lunch today. The administration is taking the case to the UN to get an approval to declare war on Somalia and rid the country of the war lords who have caused a lot of destruction the past 12 years. The administration is looking for the funniest guy in Somalia to lead this nation to happiness after years of pain and sorrow. The White House report shows clear evidence that all the Somali leaders went bananas, and if they are not stopped, the whole world can follow suit. The USA is sharing this report with many countries and specially China the most populous nation in the world, which is worried that if the banana threat comes to china, it will be the most important historical event since the construction of the Great Wall of China. The administration will appoint a commission of advisors for the Somali American banana wars led by the CEO of Dole fruit company who will oversee the dibananaization of Somalis so that Somalia will never be used as launching pad for banana terror aimed at making fun at American citizens walking down American streets. The Banana war will be led by Dole and other fruit companies in Florida citrus belt, California Fruit growers, McDonalds Restaurants and Red Lobster Restaurants. Red Lobster Restaurants have shown interest in the giant Somali Lobsters that are threatening the Dubai markets and destabilizing the Lobster prices which can cause Lobster wars for the unknown kind. As a response to the American possible invasion, the spokesman for the 15 Banana Warlord Governments in Somalia is threatening to use a secret banana formula that will make Americans laugh too much and loose control of their guns during landing, which will make them ineffective to control the Banana farms in Afgoi, The white House meanwhile, is taking this news as a new threat which is sending shockwaves across the Banana complex in Guatamala and Equador. A snake eating its own tail is not nutritous" "Revolution is my divine Right"

Your name has given you a practical, efficient, and capable nature, with a desire to participate in business ventures. Able to see how the details of a situation fit into the overall picture, you have good judgment regarding anything of a practical or technical nature. You are efficient, and capable of carrying a lot of responsibility, but your nature is so serious that personal association suffers. You demand as much from others as you do from yourself. It is difficult for you to merge your nature with others to create understanding, or to show love and tenderness to those close to you. You experience much misunderstanding and unhappiness in your personal life as a result. Tension would affect the stomach and intestinal tract, and you could suffer with constipation, growths, or serious female disorders. will... it is interesting...

woooooooooow.. you guys are reach....

Indeed true love comes from within, yet the love I speak of "somali love" is a connection between a somalia man and woman on a level just beneath God. Physical, mental, emotional, spiritual all these individiual levels combined create this and the synergy is wonderful. I thought I was there a couple of times and found I was not but I've seen brothers and sisters on this level. I have yet to find happier people. As you know ain't nothing like a "somalia woman" not one who is somalia a "somali" woman who understands who she is and her existence in relation to the "somaia" man.

.....two word for me......Some call me hot and sweet but I call myself unique ain't no one got my technique

hi everyone... OO you people!"! surely We have created you of a male and a female, and made you tribes and families that you may know each other; surely the most honorable of you with Allah is the one among you most careful (of his duty); surely Allah is Knowing, Aware. One question remained in my mind...who is madgaan? we oll somalia, share one religion,culture, one reach language.who are we calling madgaan? :confused: :confused: :confused:

All praises are for God the Lord of humankind, and the giver of all good things. O' My Lord, we pray that You destroy the dividing wall of enmity and grant peace to those who seek Your mercy. We appeal to You to awaken the longing for a peaceful and just life in all those who's hearts are filled with hatred for others, especially those at war and those who are preparing for war. Grant peace to Your servants. Implant in them the fear of You and confirm in them love for one another. Overshadow every dispute and injustice with your mercy. For You are our peace and to You is all glory. O' God, for all those who are suffering from wars of ethnic and national interest and gain, we pray that You will bring peace to their lives. We pray, our God, for all those who suffer from acts of war, especially for the victims, that You ease their difficulties. We pray for Your peace and Your mercy in the midst of the great suffering that people are now facing. We plead to you God to accept our prayers, so that by your goodness peace may return to all people. Our Lord, hear the supplications of all who call to You in oppression, sorrow and affliction. O' God our sustainer, make your presence known to those who have turned away from You and do not seek Your guidance. Help us be Your instruments to establish peace and justice for all. Hear us Allah and have mercy on us. God do we put out trust. Our Lord! make us not a trial for those who practice oppression; And deliver us by Thy Mercy from those who deny (Thee). Quran 10:85-86 .. O God, Lord of all dominion! - You give power to anyone You wish - and take away power from anyone You wish. - You exalt anyone You wish - and humble anyone You wish. - Good lies within Your hand; - You are Capable of everything! Quran 3:26 please read and understnat !!!

women are the root of evil.....Just jokeing Money can't buy everything. Can it? Money can buy you a Book But not Knowledge ..Money can buy you authority But not Respect. Money can buy you Medicine But not Health Money can buy you Blood But not Life So you see, Money isn't everything. Money often causes pain and suffering so now you can see money is not everthing..