Originally posted by Pucca: quote: sHit happens huh? :confused: *sigh* i knew this agency wouldn't help, i mean whats the chance of a "hot" sheikh being a member here? 100% sweetie.. if a sheikh is who u desire... there is our infamous " The Rendevouz"... he is a great sheikh as well as good loking... I say go for him

Is dat come into my luuq...coz to me a smile is yes !

Ori I don't have to........I can see ur single... will give u one shot to get a match.. after dat.........Fiyaaaaaaaa faaraabuuto yaayah ma foori kari feerahaa i xanuunaa Jacayl adiga iska daba wareegshasho dheef.. am ready for the grabs... tuujiye iyo Qoriba waa u qabaneynaa... ka waran hadii dhakab isku siino

Zu Ijiido aabo diyaar u tahay, hadii intii dameerka gadaashiisa kugu xeren oo xaafada dhan kugu soo jiidin.. Hibo ma leedhoho... Ori Seriously are you married? I don't think you are.. coz soo noqnoqoshadaada waa badatay, that means u r doing wiido?? Do u want me to hook u up.. just say it.. will do.. I can already picture u with one Tuujiye Hibo tuujis lee kasee.......lol... waa isii salaxanee haye... smartie... laakiinse aniga adiga kulamaba hadlaayi... aaway warkii aan kaa sugaayey... liis dheer aa i qorsiisay shibta aa iigu dadaashay see camalne :mad: OG So if u r paid you are going to stand against me in the court of law?? Now I know why they say, carab leeskuma haleyn karo Juxa I registered u already?? Naayaa who gave u access to my data base?? I will have you arrested by detective "Lax-kala-wade"

Orgi I am suing you for stepping into my agency. You are a married man, and those are prohibited from entering this building. We serve the needy not the greedy Keyf Sambac nin xaasle eh ayaa kuu waramaayo sooma ahan. And Og-gal is my gurl.. she will stand by me The Rend Me have a cat fighht with you. Your curi so when a curi and a cat fight its called kick-boxing ...but no..I won't engage in that either. Just wanted to let you know that I have got your back since we holla from the same area.

Modesty: Sweetie.........don't buy into that. Listen do this. After fajar prayer read 3 surahs which are, Nas, Falaq & Ikhlas three times each and after every surah blow it in ur palms and rub it all over ur body from head to toe.. and then do the same thing with Ayat-ul Kursi. Repeat dat too after maghrib prayers! it should help!

^^^^^ my brotha quit it... am sure u can too......u see if u have the determination u can quit. My brotha quit in two months.......and when he was returning to US.. he handed his lighter to my mom and said I have not smoked for a month now.. and I am gonna continue... so far it has been 2 months and he is smoke free... there are rehabilitation centers at the preventive medicines.. I suggest u join those.. they do help greatly.. Hope I was of help Lexy I don't make resolutions.....I break them... so this yr I have made none...

Zu adlee ha xanaaqin hee... aniga ijiid aan ku jiido howsha waayee.. makaroofi numero uno waaxid. UD U registered just one day ago and you expect a hook up already...?? Damn ur clock is indeed ticking Juxa lol... u really did make me laugh... macda.. thanks!

Zu Waryaa intee ku aragtay fataalnimadeyda.... bacaw yahow... Plus adiga aniga lee raadraadsataa haye... coz this topic has been on for a while and u just choose to show ur face coz my gal Juxa said hibo lugooyo socoto waaye.............LishilBunduq! Juxa Xabiibti, aniga goormaan lugta kaa gooyeyne... waxaan dhahay oo keliya, wixii single ah meesha isku soo qora...that meant.. qofkasta ha isa sheego iyo waxa u raadinaayo after that......match urself to whoever u like. Mise adiga Hibo aa ku meeleyneyso maa ku tashaneysay............sheeko haddii saas tahay ii sheeg waa ku meeleenaayaa...balan waaye.. macda

Juxa Intii aad salaxatay... mid aa jiq kaaga dhiga... waa filaayey mac sonkor Rend Now who dare called u dat? U r the most sane person on SOL UD Seems like u have issues with the service.. if you don't like what u see brotha step outside... or else... keep ur single head in here and HUSH! Sheh U got it gurl... the choice is urs..

Juxa Intii aad salaxatay... mid aa jiq kaaga dhiga... waa filaayey mac sonkor Rend Now who dare called u dat? U r the most sane person on SOL UD Seems like u have issues with the service.. if you don't like what u see brotha step outside... or else... keep ur single head in here and HUSH! Sheh U got it gurl... the choice is urs.. Tuujiye Adiga warka badan intii joojisid.. goormaa shafka igu camcaminee? Sii kuu sugaayeey waaba daalayee!

OG U r Somali_Egyptians....two loud voiced societies put together.. no wonder u r the product As for the topic, I think having ur nationality put before your name is fair enough to say the least,... I mean comon...u r not British u have been naturalized.... so

Originally posted by Fidel: quote:Originally posted by Endeavour: My freind once told me women are no longer the jewels men are. Now I know why we are bidding on them! They must be jewels. Cajiib! :rolleyes: You ain't lyin'. You will see here that males are in fact in decline. And while the reasons may vary and are unknown, if this trend continues, I will eventually have that harem I've always coveted. Come to papi. Wuhuu! Its natural selection. Nature has finally realized that men are worthless, hence the extinction. We are keeping just few breeding species....to continue mankind till labs are ready to take over the reproduction facilities... the movie The Island is proof enough I guess, that we r indeed headed that way... so boys I say change!! Keyf 150 kenyan shilling is a lot of money... I would say 10 shillings is good enough??

^^^^ Didn't know the zoo keeper had a pooch.....wareer badanaa! shakes her head thinking " what has the world come to "

Keyf: U just tripled their price... gurlie... it started from 50.. u should have said 51....not 150...

^^^^ U should have bitten him real hard.. It worked for me. My older brotha used to beat the crap out of me, so one day I bit him so hard. I tell u it worked better than retraining order! I have 4 brothers and one sister. Actually I prefer the boys, my sister is just a nag. But life without her would be boring.... so I say... the more the better. I love it when we all come together and mom n dad start teasing each other... aaaaaaaaaah I miss it

Originally posted by Bishaaro: ^^tuujiye on a deseted island? Naa wuu ku ceejin lol. I would take, (that certain someone) I have gotten alot of help from his posts. The brother is no joke. He really knows what he's talking about, a useful asset to this forum that we can all learn from. And having someone like that on the island with me is very bennificial. Hint: He's a moderator. He is moderator..........huh Jay Jay U r in trouble man Bisha Tuujiye is an excellent candidate... coz his likes break down when the going gets tough..........so everytime I loose hope and hate the place... all I gotta do is look at him and laugh histerically rejuvenating my willingness to live longer just to see him another day

Sol nomad... I would take Garab Tuujiye.. he is just hilarious. If he is not available..........then definitely, " Maskiin-Macruuf

Og my suga pie, I will make sure you are hooked this time promise...I see u r still available...what do u think of Niciima ? She is a shee guaranteed....so take a shot will ya Juxa Stop taking cases for guy re-servicing, and start servicing yourself. Just an advice. Sheh grill , I rather roast them. You see in grilling we leave some of the meat rare so I say roast them

Originally posted by Fidel: quote:Originally posted by Hibo: Odey sacsacay...is someone I got no time for... so take a piss somewhere else will ya!! And those nomads u talk about...can't say jack to me, coz they know... UK isn't theirs..so HUSH! My apologies. I think what made you really mad is I mistakenly said you were headed to prison. My bad. You were in fact headed to the zoo. Done here, off to piss elsewhere. I thought the word Hush was gonna give you a hint that I wasn't mad...but teasing you... I guess not. The zoo is great, I get to play with you

^^^^^ Now lying wasn't part of the bargain was it??? when did u see me in politics section??? My trace is non-existent there.. and if it exists its from the golden old days! So no Nabitaan aight

Originally posted by Fidel: quote:Originally posted by Hibo: U have no knowledge of my history and where I have been, Praise the lord. so if I was you I won't talk about Hibo at all. That sounds like a public threat. And no, you're NOT me. Fidel takes off his earrings and rollers ready to whoop some a$$ I have travelled to more places than you can't even dream of. I'd bet everything I own on that. And I would win. U say they stopped me boarding a plane to where?? London urtooy, don't make that filty sh!tty pit-hole a place... plzzz... Transiting thru heathrow was enough of an experience of UK soil. I never want to even go there in my dreams let alone my reality.. Hey now. Some of my favorite nomads on SOL call that place home. Were you in handcuffs, perhaps a cage, while transiting through Heathrow? And where were you being shipped? Al Sader prison? Now back to the topic. No! This is more fun. Odey sacsacay...is someone I got no time for... so take a piss somewhere else will ya!! And those nomads u talk about...can't say jack to me, coz they know... UK isn't theirs..so HUSH!

^^^^ I was recovering walaalkiis... I was ganged up on remember... but now I am back to being my old self Tuujiye Caku iyo isqoritaankaada... Hibo hadii rabtid luuq luuqa ma u fadhiisatidoo... Jeer maa marti mise... HIbo aa ku fadhiisati waa leesku qabsan lahaay.... Juxa salut u back too......u c when I am wrong... I admit... but when I am wronged... I do xagxagasho... Arawello Ur nick says it all.......I loved u better when u were "Indha Deeqa"

"THE REAL MEN" Niciima is up For The Grabs ... What are you waiting for... reading this... GET HER

Originally posted by Fidel: quote:Originally posted by Hibo: Rudy These rights you are talking about is just a bit too ridiculous don't you think?? So what's your qaxooti story miss UAE? Did you get stopped at the Dubai airport while boarding a flight to London? Don't tell me you're a muwaatin in the UAE coz we all know that ain't sh!t. The question is not wanting to be where one is not welcome but that of civil liberties. An alien concept to the UAE and the rest of the third world. U have no knowledge of my history and where I have been, so if I was you I won't talk about Hibo at all. I have travelled to more places than you can't even dream of. U say they stopped me boarding a plane to where?? London urtooy, don't make that filty sh!tty pit-hole a place... plzzz... Transiting thru heathrow was enough of an experience of UK soil. I never want to even go there in my dreams let alone my reality.. Now back to the topic.