.....some of these are rather amusing Women's Quotes > > Inside every older woman is a young girl > > wondering what the hell happened. > > > > -Cora Harvey Armstrong- > > > > > > The hardest years in life are > > those between ten and seventy. > > > > -Helen Hayes- (at 73) > > > > > > Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? > > Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed > > to put my breast in an envelope and send > > it to someone. > > > > -Jan King- > > > > > > > > A male gynaecologist is like an auto > > mechanic who never owned a car. > > > > -Carrie Snow- > > > > > > My second favorite household chore is > > ironing. My first being hitting my head > > on the top bunk bed until I faint. > > > > -Erma Bombeck- > > > > A man's got to do what a man's got to do. > > A woman must do what he can't. > > > > -Rhonda Hansome- > > > > > > Whatever women must do they must do > > twice as well as men to be thought half as good. > > Luckily, this is not difficult. > > > > -Charlotte Whitton- > > > > > > I try to take one day at a time, > > but sometimes several days attack me > > at once. > > > > -Jennifer Unlimited- > > > > > > If you can't be a good example, then > > you'll just have to be a horrible > > warning. > > > > -Catherine Aird- > > > > > > You see a lot of smart guys with dumb > > women, but you hardly ever see a smart > > woman with a dumb guy. > > > > - Erica Jong- > > > > When women are depressed they > > either eat or go shopping. Men invade > > another country. > > > > -Elayne Boosler- > > > > > > Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. > > > > -Maryon Pearson > > > > > > In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. > > --if you want anything done, ask a woman. > > > > -Margaret Thatcher- > > > > > > I have yet to hear a man ask for > > advice on how to combine marriage and a career. > > > > -Gloria Steinem- > > > > > > I never married, because there was no need. > > I have three pets at home which > > answer the same purpose as a husband. > > I have a dog that growls every morning, > > a parrot that swears all afternoon, > > and a cat that comes home late every night. > > > > -Marie Corelli- > > > > > > If men can run the world, why can't > > they stop wearing neckties? > > How intelligent is it to start the day > > by tying a noose around your neck? > > > > -Linda Ellerbee- > > > > > > I am a marvelous housekeeper. > > Every time I leave a man I keep his house. > > > > -Zsa Zsa Gabor- > > > > > > Nobody can make you feel inferior > > without your permission. > > > > -Eleanor Roosevelt-

.... mine was more of a direct route - born in Burco, raised in UK ... none of these stop overs

..thats what I thought! ...Essex is countryside So so true... >21. Your idea of personal space is no one actually >standing on you.

I'm sure yall seen this before...just incase you haven't enjoy > > > >How do you know that you have been in London too long? > > > >1. You say "the City" and expect everyone to know >which one. > > 2. You have never been to The Tower or Madame Tussaud >but love >Brighton. > >3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to >get from >Shepherds Bush to Elephant & Castle at 3:30 on the >Friday before a long >weekend, but can't find Dorset on a map. > >4. Hookers and the homeless are invisible. > > 5. You step over people who collapse on the Tube. > >6. You believe that being able to swear at people in >their own language >makes you multilingual. > >7. You've considered stabbing some one. > >8. Your door has more than three locks. > > 9. You consider eye contact an act of overt >aggression. > >10. You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a >garden. > >11. You consider Essex the "countryside". > >12. You think Hyde Park is "nature". > >13. You're paying £1,200 a month for a studio the size >of a >walk-in wardrobe and you think it's a "bargain". > >14. Shopping in suburban supermarkets and shopping >malls gives you >severe attack of agoraphobia. > >15. You pay more each month to park your car than most >people in the >UK pay in rent. > >16. You pay 3 pounds without blinking for a beer that >cost the bar 28p. > >17. You actually take fashion seriously. > >18. You have 27 different menus next to your >telephone. > >19. The UK west of Heathrow is still theoretical to >you > >20. You're suspicious of strangers who are actually >nice to you. > >21. Your idea of personal space is no one actually >standing on you. > >22. £50 worth of groceries fit in one plastic bag. > >23. You have a minimum of five "worst cab ride ever" >stories. > >24. You don't hear sirens anymore. > >25. You've mentally blocked out all thoughts of the >city's air/water >quality and what it's doing to your insides. > >26. You live in a building with a larger population >than most towns. > >27.A sunny day is the source of great happiness and excitement. > >28. You wouldn't want to live anywhere else until you >get married. > >29. When the news that someone has thrown himself >under a tube train >it's just someone trying to delay your journey. > >30. Your day is ruined if you don't get a copy of >Metro on the >way to work. > > >

Innaa lillaah wa innaa ilaahi raajicuun Sad news. Samir iyo imaan to the family and friends.

...Decision is simple, beat him up too... really though, no need for physical violence, he touches me i'm working out, fully packed, kids packed, family an aware, becuase the damage he has done is behond aches and pains, broken bones or marked face,,,he has proceeded behond the point of no return and for that you can't heal it, nor can he.... thats my opinion. Respect is gone and for that so has everything else that keeps two people together.

..someone is fishing for ideas My ideas are sacred to me..I'm not looking for others to steal it away from me But seeing as I already started typing away, I'll let others make it into a reality. I'm looking to start a software firm that provides for all purposes (retails, law, medical, etc)... Giving my people the catchup start to da teck world ... Profit gained - would like to open up an Orphanage.

Cheers mate... Very useful link...I shall add it to my collection...

Cheers mate... Very useful link...I shall add it to my collection...

yippeeeeee..... about time someone responded (kidding ).... well since posting that question I have been messing with sharepoint somewhat. What I need to do is to find out how data replication works across one or more server(using Sql Server).. (we are trying to bring 3 sites together).. I have been reading up on it and came across few explaination to this, which states that SQl data replication is not supported by sharepoint...that seems to answer my question but if anyone else knows of any other ways please advice . cheers..

yippeeeeee..... about time someone responded (kidding ).... well since posting that question I have been messing with sharepoint somewhat. What I need to do is to find out how data replication works across one or more server(using Sql Server).. (we are trying to bring 3 sites together).. I have been reading up on it and came across few explaination to this, which states that SQl data replication is not supported by sharepoint...that seems to answer my question but if anyone else knows of any other ways please advice . cheers..

.... london speaks for itself... the sheer volume of people running to live in london is unbelieveabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbble...damn don't yall know you making it difficult for londoners to travel ,

Offside rule?, is that a trick question? Give credit where its due, dis sister knows her Game...

Game over, Arsenal crowned champions

..I'm built like a rugby playa( ) I can handle it..are u sure it ain't a lil too powerful for you??

Beautiful Its nice for a moment or two to reflect back and appreciate our mothers. They are the backbone of our society. They struggle for our success in this life and the hereafter. No love compares to the love of a mother. We appreciate all the hardwork they do for us and hope to please them with our choices and decisions in life. This a beautiful thread directed to our great mothers, nice to know fellow nomads share the same thought. Peace

Try going to the bank lunch time...see how much you can stretch . Atleast you offered, for that I'm thankful, even if its ONLY couple of Quids

Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, so whose gonna get it for me?

Ilahay haunaxaristo..Ameen. I heard the news just before I went to bed last night. A sad day indeed . May ALLAH have mercy on her and all the muslims that have passed away. Ameen. A smooth recovery for the rest of the family Inshallah. Ameen.

...hees macaan? Ameenah are you dropping hints to be my promoter? i'll hire you if you are willing to take 1.5% of every performance. Minimum wage don't apply here darlin.... On a more serious note - you are right, there are some talented people out there. We are in short supply of new materials though. We need songwriters to merge out of the woodworks.

that is just my opinion on how i see this issue, we need new comers, and in order to achieve that, we need the old one's to step down You want our old and precious singers to step down? and whose going into fit into their shoes...anyone worthy or talented enough to do so? debateable. A better suggestion would have been why don't our talented and established singer lend a hand to our new emerging singers...fliter them through and aid the true talented ones along the learning process. Just a thought. Nowadays everyone is a fanaan... come to think of it so am I..my voice ain't too bad , thats a thought maybe I should go global?..

Ya'll men should take Brotha_From_Heaven's suggestions. Cause I'm liking what I'm reading so far. Sounds like Brotha_From_Heaven has been reading, ...but a word of advice; everyone is different so you must slightly adjust your approach depending on the lady... proceed with caution fellas....you will never get to know us like we know we know you

Ciid Wanaagsan to you all......... May you all have a joyful day inshallah..

lol... Very accurate indeed ..

illahy ha unaxariisto, ameen My condolences to the deceased family & friends. Samir iyo iman.