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'Ilahay ha caawiyo.' Amiin

The ones at the bottom are the funniest…. The Weakest Link, BBC1/BBC2 > > > > > > Anne Robinson: In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet? > > > Contestant: Jool carriageway. > > > > > > Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius? > > > Contestant: Bombay. > > > > > > Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes? > > > Contestant: Crocodiles. > > > > > > Robinson: Wh...? > > > Contestant (interrupting): Pass! > > > > > > Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels - travelling > > >entertainers or chocolate salesmen? > > > Contestant: Chocolate salesmen. > > > > > > Robinson: The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were >written > > >by Matthew, Mark, Luke and...? > > > Contestant: (long pause) Joe? > > > > > > > > > National Lottery Jet Set, BBC1 > > > > > > Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by > > the > > >initials G.B.S.? > > > Contestant: William Shakespeare. > > > > > > > > > Chris Searle Show, BBC Radio Bristol > > > > > > Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna? > > > Caller: Japan. > > > Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't >hear > > >that, I can let you try again. > > > Caller: Er... Mexico? > > > > > > > > > Family Fortunes, ITV > > > > > > Les Dennis: Name something sold by gypsies. > > > Contestant: Bananas. > > > > > > > > > The Afternoon Programme Quiz, ABC 774 > > > > > > Presenter: Who killed Cock Robin? > > > Contestant: Oh God, I didn't even know he was dead. > > > > > > > > > Lincs FM phone-in > > > > > > Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the > > world? > > > Contestant: Barcelona. > > > Presenter: I was really after the name of a country. > > > Contestant: I'm sorry; I don't know the names of any countries in > > >Spain. > > > > > > > > > Steve Wright Show, Radio 2 > > > > > > Wright: On which continent would you find the River Danube? > > > Contestant: India. > > > > > > Wright: The leader of the orchestra plays which musical instrument? > > > Contestant: The baton. > > > > > > Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway? > > > Contestant: Expresso. > > > > > > Wright: What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney. > > > Contestant: Sydney. > > > > > > Wright: What was the animal referred to in Val Doonican's song >Paddy > > >McGinty's?? > > > Contestant: I don't know. > > > Wright: It begins with a "G". > > > Contestant: Cow. > > > > > > > > > Midday Money, ITV > > > > > > Judy Finnegan: The American TV show "The Sopranos" is about > > opera-true > > >or false? > > > Contestant: Er-true. > > > Finnegan: No, actually, it's about the Mafia. But it is an American > > TV > > >show, so I'll give you that. > > > > > > > > > BBC Radio Newcastle > > > > > > Paul Wappat: How long did the Six day War between Egypt and Israel > > >last? > > > Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days. > > > > > > > > > Bob Hope Birthday Quiz, LBC > > > > > > Presenter: Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons? > > > Contestant: Four. > > > > > > > > > > > > BBC GMR, Phil Wood Show > > > > > > Wood: What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible? > > > Contestant: Er... > > > Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor... > > > Contestant: Blimey? > > > Wood: Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run... > > > Contestant: (Silence) > > > Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I... > > > Contestant: Walked? > > > > > > > > > Daryl's Drive-time, Virgin Radio > > > > > > Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels? > > > Contestant: Holland? > > > Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet. > > > Contestant: Iceland? Ireland? > > > Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel? > > > Contestant: No. > > > > > > > > > Allegedly real answers given to Larry Gogan on the Just a Minute >Quiz > > >on 2FM: > > > > > > 1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword > > > 2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon > > > 3) Name the Capital of France? F > > > 4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell > > > 5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar > > > 6) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital > > > 7) What is Hitler's first name? Heil > > > 8) A famous Scotsman? Jock > > > 9) Some famous brothers? Bonnie and Clyde. > > > 10) A dangerous race? The Arabs > > > 11) Something that floats in a bath? Water > > > 12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? A horse > > > 13) Something you wear on a beach? A deckchair > > > 14) A famous Royal? Mail > > > 15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? A bicycle >with > > >wings > > > 16) A famous bridge? The Bridge Over Troubled Waters > > > 17) Something a cat does? Goes to the Toilet > > > 18) Something you do in the bathroom? Decorate > > > 19) A method of securing your home? Put the kettle on > > > 20) Something associated with pigs? The Police > > > 21) A sign of the Zodiac? April > > > 22) Something people might be allergic to? Skiing > > > 23) Something you do before you go to bed? Sleep > > > 24) Something you put on walls? A roof > > > 25) Something Slippery? A conman > > > 26) A kind of ache? A fillet of fish > > > 27) A Jacket Potato topping? Jam > > > 28) A food that can be brown or white? A potato

Sup bro - making sure you keep your feet on the ground, didn't want you to get carried away with few wins . Rooney is alright, I really don't think he is that great, early days though, with time he'll either flop or be on everyones lips - so shut it Manu Supporters :rolleyes: (kiddin)!

If I was a liverpool fan I would be licking my wounds

Beautiful. May the mercy of Allah be upon her. Amiin

Hasna Hope this helps. Tower of London, Tower Bridge, Houses of Parliament, Big Ben, Trafalgar Square, Embankment, Oxford Street (shop until you drop)- getting on a tour bus is the best way to see the main attractions that london has to offer. There is a lot to do and see in london so enjoy.

lol gotta admit vieira will be missed but hey if you are leaving the best - leave the league with norf at it again, must be that time of the year! back off :cool: - arsenal all the way! Chelsea -playing second fiddel, Manu -time is up, & liverpool - looks good for third! thats my predication, but what do i know about fuzzball i'm not one of the lads

in here all ilmo baro iyo Juxa admin and ofcourse DA (when i am bored) OG girl QAC QAC, why would you want to chat with admin? he or she never says anything or are you hoping to leave a mark on their notebook (secretly wishing admin has a sense of humour)

Well, well, well.....there is no way you have read 'Butler' - it is a very damning document, the conclusions being WAY OUT of line with the actual facts of the document - TRY READING IT instead of clinging to the line B.liar wants. There is no way round the fact that this was an ILLEGAL, not to mention IMMORAL action against a defenceless country ALL FOR OIL and of course ISRAEL (ISROIL!!). Do you actually understand the tennets of DEMOCRACY? B.liar works for us, not the other way round.

We dont even know whether the story is true or not. Cause I read the papers everyday and I have not come across it. You wouldn't have, there was a media block on the story. Besides is non of our business, what his children do. I dont vote for him cause of his childern, family or so on. I do it for his beliefs (in terms of politics). Well thats where we disagree, it is our business as long as he is an elected pm ( that should come to a swift end shortly ).. He has chosen to be under the watchful eye of the nation - so if he is feeling the heat and his daughter can't handle it, I say good riddens Blair. I see this as a sign that the Blair era is close to its end - Won't hold my breath too long, his replacement will no doubt be an equal disapointment :rolleyes: ...

. Better still, go to their houses and sit with them when they’re not wearing any Masar or Xijaab. Watch how quickly they scramble to wear a Masar (not a full Xijaab) the minute a man arrives No need for the house visit - I know exactly what you referring too. This swift action is not only for the purpose of religion but also a culture influence. SO yes we have mixed & matched, and I will probably be the first to admit i'm doing it to a certain extent, I guess we all are but we do tend to concentrate on the part we don't fit into .... I bow out, enough said. I'll let others have their say

http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2004/06/293456.html How many of us have heard that Tony Blair's 16 year old daughter attempted to commit suicide? - 'Hush' was the word! well it doesn't surprise me - while father is playing second fiddel to bush, daugher is left to deal with the pressure of being Blair's daughter! whats your intake on this?

This Masar is regarded as a Xijaab in Somali society .... Different people, different answer - if you are after a general agreement you won't get it. People see things differently - old or young it doesn't really matter.

***waves to everyone on this lovely monday morning **** I would like to first point out that I also disaprove of Ngonge placing that pic of the poor girl - i'm sure none of us will appreciate being made an example of - having said that, I don't think its a proper form of hijab nor do I think the combination of jeans,shirt, and the headscarf(covering the head, neck) is a proper form - Hijab is a full & proper covering of the whole body not the part we chose to cover, in those definitions I don't think there are many of us who meet those standards. So lets stop picking and choosing what we think is better, we all(I think!) know the difference between a proper HIJAB & a 'fashion' or 'preference' hijab. So lets not be the judges and leave each to their own business

A Cole England Defender (9) Panucci Italy Defender (13) Carragher England Defender (did not play ) Miguel Portugal Defender (16) Smicer Czech Republic Midfielder (8) Vieira France Midfielder (-1 ?????? don't understand - he played well enough :confused: ) Wicky Switzerland Midfielder (2) Davids Holland Midfielder (0 ?? how so? - with his running around he should have been given a point ) Henry France Striker £8.5m (9 - off the mark - now watch out for the arsenal man - watch my points go up ) Morientes Spain Striker £5.0m (8) - (in the hunt for a new striker) Ovchinnikov Russia Goalkeeper (-1 - tried his best! ) total = 65 (Goal Keeper is out

- Also heard they have the highest cocaine usuage --- talk about topping the league table .. swedes look like a decent outfit...we shall see how they'll do against the Italians - with Sujui's star man totti out for 3 games we shall see...should be an interesting one...

not converted by all means - bear in mind they were playing Switzerland - which are renowned for their high paying wages(best place to work in Europe ) but not a footballing nation. We will see..

c'mon ENGLAND.... still think the French will win though. Love travelling home with no traffic , people finishing work early to catch the game means the likes of me can stroll home grabbing a seat on the lovely london transport...loving it! England to stay to the End - benefits us all

OG Girl, just playing sweety , take the topic wherever you want - i'll make sure i'm not left behind talking about veg & milk . Sounds like your doctor is an Amerikkkan...well he is the Doc - better listen to him!.

Thanks for the clarification Abdiladiif but I wish we were as lucky as you folks. Uk - you get caught on camera, its pay up plus fine, or face court proceedings. YOU learn to live with it - mistake was yours & you pay big time - fine is not a big deal but points on your license is...Thankfully, I take the slow lane, normally occuppied by grannies

....who hijacked the topic, wasn't I talking about fresh veggies? lol.... hey guys ......... muslim are hunted one after another for no reason rather than being muslims, and you telling us about US veggy Every info helps rite? a little humour hurts no one!.As far as muslims being hunted down, we seem to have a lot of people voicing their opinions & only a few doing something about it - lets be real for a sec - how many of us take part in demonstrating against these injustices - demo for palestine? who was there?, for iraq, - anyone showed their support taking time out from work/study? i'm sure only few of us can truly say they have

**** wanted to share this vital info ***** Newsflash from DVLA (Driving Vehicle Licensing Authority) In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ and driving ability to display a warning flag. The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background ) will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle. For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required.

According to the US Agricultural dept these butter fried chips are ‘fresh vegetables’ so go on…have 5 portions, that’s your daily intake of vegetables for the whole day….Niceeee… I wonder what’s next……when will Ice cream be considered as a substitute for milk?

Have you noticed how quick they are to issue fine these days, especially parking fines,,,, you turn around for what seems like a second and there it is, a lovely fine staring at you... I have a feeling they have changed their job criteria...if anyone is considering to be a ticket warden/officer/inspector U gotta run under 10sec per 100metres to get the job...You have to be mega fast , they leave no traces, well offcourse ticket remains on the windscreen