B_A_L_L_E_R_Z

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  1. MAN I DONT GIVE A F%$^ IF THE TRICK IS WHITE OR SOMALI, MANZ WANA MAKE THEIR MONEY SO PIMPIN IS A LEGITIMATE BIZ-NIZZ,, AN ALL FAKE ASS SISTAZ IN HERE TALKIN LIKE USOME THUGGED OUT MILITIA WOMAN LIKE LADY-RAGE SLOW UR FUKIN ROLE ,,NUMSAYIN,, IF NIGGAZ CHOOSE 2 PIMP THATZ THEY BIZ-NIZZ, WHATZ IT 2 U ,,,AN 2 THE GIRL WHO STARTED THIS FORUM,,,GIRL U SOUND LIKE U AINT HAD SOME IN A WHILE,,,LAY OFF THE MAALI NIGGAZ AN LET THEM DO THEY THANG,,,,,
  2. MAN I DONT GIVE A F%$^ IF THE TRICK IS WHITE OR SOMALI, MANZ WANA MAKE THEIR MONEY SO PIMPIN IS A LEGITIMATE BIZ-NIZZ,, AN ALL FAKE ASS SISTAZ IN HERE TALKIN LIKE USOME THUGGED OUT MILITIA WOMAN LIKE LADY-RAGE SLOW UR FUKIN ROLE ,,NUMSAYIN,, IF NIGGAZ CHOOSE 2 PIMP THATZ THEY BIZ-NIZZ, WHATZ IT 2 U ,,,AN 2 THE GIRL WHO STARTED THIS FORUM,,,GIRL U SOUND LIKE U AINT HAD SOME IN A WHILE,,,LAY OFF THE MAALI NIGGAZ AN LET THEM DO THEY THANG,,,,,
  3. DAMN U KNOW I'DD REALLY REALLY WOULD LOVE 2 MEEET MIZZ TYRA BANKZ ---OR--CHRISTINA MILIAN-- I REALLY CANT MAKE UP MY MIND, WHICH 1 I LOVE THA MOST BUT ANY OF THEM WOULD DO,,,, AN OY YEAH THEY ARE NOT MEMBERS OF THIS FORUM,, SO WHA
  4. MAN STEP BACK WI THAT OMANTIC BULL-SHYT, YO DAWG SOUNDS LIKE U GOT ISSUES MAN, COMING ALL OVA A NET AN SHYT,
  5. MAN STEP BACK WI THAT OMANTIC BULL-SHYT, YO DAWG SOUNDS LIKE U GOT ISSUES MAN, COMING ALL OVA A NET AN SHYT,
  6. MAN STEP BACK WI THAT OMANTIC BULL-SHYT, YO DAWG SOUNDS LIKE U GOT ISSUES MAN, COMING ALL OVA A NET AN SHYT,
  7. MAN STEP BACK WI THAT OMANTIC BULL-SHYT, YO DAWG SOUNDS LIKE U GOT ISSUES MAN, COMING ALL OVA A NET AN SHYT,
  8. WADUP NOMADZ,,THIS YO BOY BALLER, ME AN SOME HOMEIZ WERE JUZ ARGUING THAT WOULD WE DATE A CHICK OR WOULD U B SEEING A CHICK A THAZ SMATTER THAN U, OR WOULD U MARRY A WOMAN THAZ WAY WAY SMATTER THAN U. I AINT GOT NOTHING AGAINTZ INTELLIGENT FEMALEZ AND I THINK THEY ALL THAT BUT HEY I DONT WANA B LOOKIN LESS INTELIGENT THAN MY CHICK. SISTAZ ALSO WOULD U SEE A HOME-BOY THAZ LESS MATTER THAN U,,NOT TOTALLY DUM BUT LESS INTELECTUAL THAN U ,,CUZ 1 OF MY BOYZZ WAS LIKE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEL NO I'DD NEVER HAVE MY WOMAN TELLING ME THINGZ AND HAVING THAT THOUGHT IM JUZ INGNORANT AN DUM, BUT HEY LET ME HEAR Y'ALL VIEWS 1.
  9. WADUP NOMADZ,,THIS YO BOY BALLER, ME AN SOME HOMEIZ WERE JUZ ARGUING THAT WOULD WE DATE A CHICK OR WOULD U B SEEING A CHICK A THAZ SMATTER THAN U, OR WOULD U MARRY A WOMAN THAZ WAY WAY SMATTER THAN U. I AINT GOT NOTHING AGAINTZ INTELLIGENT FEMALEZ AND I THINK THEY ALL THAT BUT HEY I DONT WANA B LOOKIN LESS INTELIGENT THAN MY CHICK. SISTAZ ALSO WOULD U SEE A HOME-BOY THAZ LESS MATTER THAN U,,NOT TOTALLY DUM BUT LESS INTELECTUAL THAN U ,,CUZ 1 OF MY BOYZZ WAS LIKE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEL NO I'DD NEVER HAVE MY WOMAN TELLING ME THINGZ AND HAVING THAT THOUGHT IM JUZ INGNORANT AN DUM, BUT HEY LET ME HEAR Y'ALL VIEWS 1.
  10. WADUP NOMADZ,,THIS YO BOY BALLER, ME AN SOME HOMEIZ WERE JUZ ARGUING THAT WOULD WE DATE A CHICK OR WOULD U B SEEING A CHICK A THAZ SMATTER THAN U, OR WOULD U MARRY A WOMAN THAZ WAY WAY SMATTER THAN U. I AINT GOT NOTHING AGAINTZ INTELLIGENT FEMALEZ AND I THINK THEY ALL THAT BUT HEY I DONT WANA B LOOKIN LESS INTELIGENT THAN MY CHICK. SISTAZ ALSO WOULD U SEE A HOME-BOY THAZ LESS MATTER THAN U,,NOT TOTALLY DUM BUT LESS INTELECTUAL THAN U ,,CUZ 1 OF MY BOYZZ WAS LIKE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEL NO I'DD NEVER HAVE MY WOMAN TELLING ME THINGZ AND HAVING THAT THOUGHT IM JUZ INGNORANT AN DUM, BUT HEY LET ME HEAR Y'ALL VIEWS 1.
  11. WADUP NOMADZ,,THIS YO BOY BALLER, ME AN SOME HOMEIZ WERE JUZ ARGUING THAT WOULD WE DATE A CHICK OR WOULD U B SEEING A CHICK A THAZ SMATTER THAN U, OR WOULD U MARRY A WOMAN THAZ WAY WAY SMATTER THAN U. I AINT GOT NOTHING AGAINTZ INTELLIGENT FEMALEZ AND I THINK THEY ALL THAT BUT HEY I DONT WANA B LOOKIN LESS INTELIGENT THAN MY CHICK. SISTAZ ALSO WOULD U SEE A HOME-BOY THAZ LESS MATTER THAN U,,NOT TOTALLY DUM BUT LESS INTELECTUAL THAN U ,,CUZ 1 OF MY BOYZZ WAS LIKE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEL NO I'DD NEVER HAVE MY WOMAN TELLING ME THINGZ AND HAVING THAT THOUGHT IM JUZ INGNORANT AN DUM, BUT HEY LET ME HEAR Y'ALL VIEWS 1.
  12. GURL I THINK U'VE BEEN WATCHING 2 MUCH LUV & BASKETBALL, NAA 4 REAL FEMALE BALL PLAYERS ARE AIGHT 2 WATCH, NUM-SAYIN, HOW THEM BUTT-CHEEKZ B SHAKIN AN THANH--LOL-- . SO BABY GURL JUZ INCASE U DONT MAKE IT, U CAN ALWAYZ BALL ALONG SIDE ME IN DA SENSE OF BALLIN OUT OF CONTROLL, RIGHT, 1.
  13. GURL I THINK U'VE BEEN WATCHING 2 MUCH LUV & BASKETBALL, NAA 4 REAL FEMALE BALL PLAYERS ARE AIGHT 2 WATCH, NUM-SAYIN, HOW THEM BUTT-CHEEKZ B SHAKIN AN THANH--LOL-- . SO BABY GURL JUZ INCASE U DONT MAKE IT, U CAN ALWAYZ BALL ALONG SIDE ME IN DA SENSE OF BALLIN OUT OF CONTROLL, RIGHT, 1.
  14. GURL I THINK U'VE BEEN WATCHING 2 MUCH LUV & BASKETBALL, NAA 4 REAL FEMALE BALL PLAYERS ARE AIGHT 2 WATCH, NUM-SAYIN, HOW THEM BUTT-CHEEKZ B SHAKIN AN THANH--LOL-- . SO BABY GURL JUZ INCASE U DONT MAKE IT, U CAN ALWAYZ BALL ALONG SIDE ME IN DA SENSE OF BALLIN OUT OF CONTROLL, RIGHT, 1.
  15. GURL I THINK U'VE BEEN WATCHING 2 MUCH LUV & BASKETBALL, NAA 4 REAL FEMALE BALL PLAYERS ARE AIGHT 2 WATCH, NUM-SAYIN, HOW THEM BUTT-CHEEKZ B SHAKIN AN THANH--LOL-- . SO BABY GURL JUZ INCASE U DONT MAKE IT, U CAN ALWAYZ BALL ALONG SIDE ME IN DA SENSE OF BALLIN OUT OF CONTROLL, RIGHT, 1.
  16. How to use an ATM machine... MALE PROCEDURE........ 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Wind down your car window 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt 6. Wind up window 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE.......... 1. Drive up to cash machine 2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine 3. Re-start stalled engine 4. Wind down the window 5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card 6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror 7. Attempt to insert card into machine 8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from car 9. Insert card 10. Re-insert card the right way up 11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page 12. Enter PIN 13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN 14. Enter amount of cash required 15. Re-check make-up in rear view mirror 16. Retrieve cash and receipt 17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and put cash inside 18. Place receipt in back of cheque book 19. Re-check make-up again 20. Drive forward two metres 21. Reverse back to cash machine 22. Retrieve card 23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided 24. Re-check make-up 25. Re-start stalled engine and move off 26. Drive for 3 - 4 miles 27. Release hand brake DANG NOW HOW TRU IS THAT Y'ALL ??
  17. YO PRYME SUSPECT CHECK THIS OUT RIGH, FIRST OF ALL U AINT NADA BUT A LITTLE TRICK, THAT BE CHATTIN MEZZ ON PEEEPZ FORUMZ, AND SECOND OF ALL AINT NO 1 ASKED UR SKINY ASS 4 ADVICE, SEEEN, SO CHECK UR SELF 4 U MAKE A PRAT OF UR'SELF U LITTTLE PRICK- AND 2 DA SISTA ABOVE, SINCE U IS A FEMALE GIRL 4 REAL GOOD THANG U STARTED SOMETHING ALREADY, NA-MEAN CUZ 4 A SISTA THAT SURE AINT HEALTHY, U GET ME, I MEAN ITZ ALL GOOD 2 START SUM-THING BUT 4 REAL ITZ KINDA HARD 2 MAINTAIN. BUT HOPEFULLY ITZ A LESSON WE JUZ GON LEARN, CUZ IN ORDER 2 LEARN SUM-TING EVERY 1 GON MAKE MISTAKES, U FEEL ME,
  18. YO PRYME SUSPECT CHECK THIS OUT RIGH, FIRST OF ALL U AINT NADA BUT A LITTLE TRICK, THAT BE CHATTIN MEZZ ON PEEEPZ FORUMZ, AND SECOND OF ALL AINT NO 1 ASKED UR SKINY ASS 4 ADVICE, SEEEN, SO CHECK UR SELF 4 U MAKE A PRAT OF UR'SELF U LITTTLE PRICK- AND 2 DA SISTA ABOVE, SINCE U IS A FEMALE GIRL 4 REAL GOOD THANG U STARTED SOMETHING ALREADY, NA-MEAN CUZ 4 A SISTA THAT SURE AINT HEALTHY, U GET ME, I MEAN ITZ ALL GOOD 2 START SUM-THING BUT 4 REAL ITZ KINDA HARD 2 MAINTAIN. BUT HOPEFULLY ITZ A LESSON WE JUZ GON LEARN, CUZ IN ORDER 2 LEARN SUM-TING EVERY 1 GON MAKE MISTAKES, U FEEL ME,
  19. YO PRYME SUSPECT CHECK THIS OUT RIGH, FIRST OF ALL U AINT NADA BUT A LITTLE TRICK, THAT BE CHATTIN MEZZ ON PEEEPZ FORUMZ, AND SECOND OF ALL AINT NO 1 ASKED UR SKINY ASS 4 ADVICE, SEEEN, SO CHECK UR SELF 4 U MAKE A PRAT OF UR'SELF U LITTTLE PRICK- AND 2 DA SISTA ABOVE, SINCE U IS A FEMALE GIRL 4 REAL GOOD THANG U STARTED SOMETHING ALREADY, NA-MEAN CUZ 4 A SISTA THAT SURE AINT HEALTHY, U GET ME, I MEAN ITZ ALL GOOD 2 START SUM-THING BUT 4 REAL ITZ KINDA HARD 2 MAINTAIN. BUT HOPEFULLY ITZ A LESSON WE JUZ GON LEARN, CUZ IN ORDER 2 LEARN SUM-TING EVERY 1 GON MAKE MISTAKES, U FEEL ME,
  20. YO PRYME SUSPECT CHECK THIS OUT RIGH, FIRST OF ALL U AINT NADA BUT A LITTLE TRICK, THAT BE CHATTIN MEZZ ON PEEEPZ FORUMZ, AND SECOND OF ALL AINT NO 1 ASKED UR SKINY ASS 4 ADVICE, SEEEN, SO CHECK UR SELF 4 U MAKE A PRAT OF UR'SELF U LITTTLE PRICK- AND 2 DA SISTA ABOVE, SINCE U IS A FEMALE GIRL 4 REAL GOOD THANG U STARTED SOMETHING ALREADY, NA-MEAN CUZ 4 A SISTA THAT SURE AINT HEALTHY, U GET ME, I MEAN ITZ ALL GOOD 2 START SUM-THING BUT 4 REAL ITZ KINDA HARD 2 MAINTAIN. BUT HOPEFULLY ITZ A LESSON WE JUZ GON LEARN, CUZ IN ORDER 2 LEARN SUM-TING EVERY 1 GON MAKE MISTAKES, U FEEL ME,
  21. U KNOW I BEEN BULLSHITING 4 A WHILE NOW, EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER, RIGHT, WHA I MEAN IS LIKE SINCE I WAS LIKE 15 I BEEN LIVING THE LIFE OF LIKE JUZ HANGING OUT, CHILLIN WITH HOMEIZ, HOUSE-PARTYZ- CLUBZ, SMOKING, CHASING *****EZ {femalez} U KNOW THE USUAL STUFF, NOW LIKE IM IN MY LATE TEENZ NEARLY THE BIG TWO O 20. AND SOME HOW IM TRYIN 2 CHANGE MY SELF IN A WAY THAT WILL BENEFIT ME, CUZ I KNOW 4 A FACT IF I CONTINUE ON THIS PATH IT'LL LEAD ME TO A DEAD END, I MEAN I'VE TRIED, AND TRIED, I EVEN STARTED PRAYING LIKE 3 MONTHZ AGO BUT STOPPED LIKE AFTER A WEEK. THE THING IS THERES ALWAYZ THAT LITTLE VOICE IN UR HEAD IN UR SOUL TELLIN U ABOUT ALL THE SHIT U MISSIN OUT OUTSIDE, AND ALL THE *****ES WATING 4 U, BASICALLY ALL DA FUN THAT U MISSIN, N-E WAYZZZZZ 2 MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, I JUZ WANA ASK U GUYZ ANY U PEEPZ GOIN THRU THIS KINDA SITUATION?. "NIN AAN SHAQEY SANIN SHAAH MACABO"
  22. U KNOW I BEEN BULLSHITING 4 A WHILE NOW, EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER, RIGHT, WHA I MEAN IS LIKE SINCE I WAS LIKE 15 I BEEN LIVING THE LIFE OF LIKE JUZ HANGING OUT, CHILLIN WITH HOMEIZ, HOUSE-PARTYZ- CLUBZ, SMOKING, CHASING *****EZ {femalez} U KNOW THE USUAL STUFF, NOW LIKE IM IN MY LATE TEENZ NEARLY THE BIG TWO O 20. AND SOME HOW IM TRYIN 2 CHANGE MY SELF IN A WAY THAT WILL BENEFIT ME, CUZ I KNOW 4 A FACT IF I CONTINUE ON THIS PATH IT'LL LEAD ME TO A DEAD END, I MEAN I'VE TRIED, AND TRIED, I EVEN STARTED PRAYING LIKE 3 MONTHZ AGO BUT STOPPED LIKE AFTER A WEEK. THE THING IS THERES ALWAYZ THAT LITTLE VOICE IN UR HEAD IN UR SOUL TELLIN U ABOUT ALL THE SHIT U MISSIN OUT OUTSIDE, AND ALL THE *****ES WATING 4 U, BASICALLY ALL DA FUN THAT U MISSIN, N-E WAYZZZZZ 2 MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, I JUZ WANA ASK U GUYZ ANY U PEEPZ GOIN THRU THIS KINDA SITUATION?. "NIN AAN SHAQEY SANIN SHAAH MACABO"
  23. U KNOW I BEEN BULLSHITING 4 A WHILE NOW, EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER, RIGHT, WHA I MEAN IS LIKE SINCE I WAS LIKE 15 I BEEN LIVING THE LIFE OF LIKE JUZ HANGING OUT, CHILLIN WITH HOMEIZ, HOUSE-PARTYZ- CLUBZ, SMOKING, CHASING *****EZ {femalez} U KNOW THE USUAL STUFF, NOW LIKE IM IN MY LATE TEENZ NEARLY THE BIG TWO O 20. AND SOME HOW IM TRYIN 2 CHANGE MY SELF IN A WAY THAT WILL BENEFIT ME, CUZ I KNOW 4 A FACT IF I CONTINUE ON THIS PATH IT'LL LEAD ME TO A DEAD END, I MEAN I'VE TRIED, AND TRIED, I EVEN STARTED PRAYING LIKE 3 MONTHZ AGO BUT STOPPED LIKE AFTER A WEEK. THE THING IS THERES ALWAYZ THAT LITTLE VOICE IN UR HEAD IN UR SOUL TELLIN U ABOUT ALL THE SHIT U MISSIN OUT OUTSIDE, AND ALL THE *****ES WATING 4 U, BASICALLY ALL DA FUN THAT U MISSIN, N-E WAYZZZZZ 2 MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, I JUZ WANA ASK U GUYZ ANY U PEEPZ GOIN THRU THIS KINDA SITUATION?. "NIN AAN SHAQEY SANIN SHAAH MACABO"
  24. U KNOW I BEEN BULLSHITING 4 A WHILE NOW, EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER, RIGHT, WHA I MEAN IS LIKE SINCE I WAS LIKE 15 I BEEN LIVING THE LIFE OF LIKE JUZ HANGING OUT, CHILLIN WITH HOMEIZ, HOUSE-PARTYZ- CLUBZ, SMOKING, CHASING *****EZ {femalez} U KNOW THE USUAL STUFF, NOW LIKE IM IN MY LATE TEENZ NEARLY THE BIG TWO O 20. AND SOME HOW IM TRYIN 2 CHANGE MY SELF IN A WAY THAT WILL BENEFIT ME, CUZ I KNOW 4 A FACT IF I CONTINUE ON THIS PATH IT'LL LEAD ME TO A DEAD END, I MEAN I'VE TRIED, AND TRIED, I EVEN STARTED PRAYING LIKE 3 MONTHZ AGO BUT STOPPED LIKE AFTER A WEEK. THE THING IS THERES ALWAYZ THAT LITTLE VOICE IN UR HEAD IN UR SOUL TELLIN U ABOUT ALL THE SHIT U MISSIN OUT OUTSIDE, AND ALL THE *****ES WATING 4 U, BASICALLY ALL DA FUN THAT U MISSIN, N-E WAYZZZZZ 2 MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, I JUZ WANA ASK U GUYZ ANY U PEEPZ GOIN THRU THIS KINDA SITUATION?. "NIN AAN SHAQEY SANIN SHAAH MACABO"