It is getting HOT AND HOTTER....by the way who is single now...amn't going anywhere... ;)Walahi instead of a chinese and an BLOODY indian...did you talk about KAMASUTRA????..... Ibraheeeeem's knows KAMASUTRA....

And who is From TZ,Where is My lady Raula? :confused: by December 2006, there should be East African identity cards for all citizens of the three countries...

peace and are you a duwaaaaco...or dawoco...by the way what does it mean...amn't so familiar with THY WORD Ibraheeem's

Hi, There is this man who said ati WESTERN Ladies prefer or can spend $15000$a night for their AROOOOS...while some of their family members back @home are dying of Hunger... What do they call...u said...westernized?What about if she doesn't LOVE U? I was told to get a lady From MANDERA KENYA..costs some few Dallas..is this why most eligible men run for those part of the world...ECONOMIC? Ibraheem's

Dawoco..they said there are no Worth women in the west.The few who are educated are pretenders and worth a divorce. Do u have some more other points to talk..We are not denigrating women..we are talking about how to make love to a beautiful woman... Are you one for that matter... Ibraheem's

Asalam aleykum, Walahi let me add on. You see apart from the high divorce rate within the Somali community was brought by negligence and no respect for one another. If your wife loves you, even if she is in the Western world, she will never betray you.We marry so that we can have generation and affection.If that isn't gonna be, then it is a total disgrace.We say 'NAUDHU BILLAH'. So to our able Bachelors and spinsters..fear no consequences.We have a lot of Ladies in the West..more educated..than their men and who treat their men nicely. Love is love and remains four letters. There is nobody who losses 100% in marriage.Everyone is a winner. Ladies are a bit weaker in love.Don't complicate them..be KIND to them..That is what The Prophet used to say.They make a lot of errors and forgive them. Give more LOVE,RESPECT and freedom before making any DIVORCE dissolution. Ibraheem's

what? The moderators may cross their legs for the time being...coz the we gonna UNLEASH...some BOMB..Why do ladies hate on talking about SEX... is this not part of CIVIL EDUCATION...

Serious, Asalam aleykum, Where is this CAVEMAN..who started the thread...is he gone for a funeral service..We pray he tells us why Our brodas...are going abroad to search for female partners...yet there are still some on the run in the WEST.. I think someone did say the 'TREND' is still on and catching momentum...what can we do to help the INFLUX of our brodas to KENYA, SOMALIA...to find their CALAF... am ain't a RUDY...check the label... Ibraheeem's

...Is she one of the XIIRAN...the bahamian we know..off the miami coast with the Z rated CDZ...or a bit chunked up dame..

First read this... http://www.jannah.org/sisters/wifehappy.html and if need be... http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/sexjokes/womenfail.shtml Then give Your Sis who happens to be your wife...or rather the 'MOTHER OF YOUR KIDS' some freedom..she will obviously feel u.Show her that you also need some freedom..and can move BOLITICALLY...notwithstanding with or without causing a lot of problems to you.you need to give WOMEN a lot of kindness.... HADEETH The Prophet Muhammad may Allah's peace and blessings be upon him: Your Heaven lies under the feet of your mother (Ahmad, Nasai). ... RESPECT IS TWO WAYS...I understand there are many ways to kill ISLAM..and one way..is through WOMEN... ..creating problems between men and women of ISLAM...AYAAN is doing her best now... and still there are very good sisters in the WEST... Few sisters understand THE WAR AGAINST ISLAM..the hijaaaaabeee, the adultery story, abortion and so on..Sisters say they are modernizing...who wants *****O..*****es and divorcees..whores... THE QURAAN SAYS: suratul baqara...verse 120 'And the Jews will not be pleased with you, nor the Christians until you follow their religion. Say: Surely Allah's guidance, that is the (true) guidance. And if you follow their desires after the knowledge that has come to you, you shall have no guardian from Allah, nor any helper'. like them...they want you the same...BEWARE... Ibraheem's

Asalam aleykum all, am back with some more...GIZZY WIZZY...complications http://www.jannah.org/sisters/wifehappy.html I think the best way is to live the First goat..anon..to describe to us what he exactly wants us to discuss...some men are feeling uneasy here..while the ladies are really fighting...over nothing... I said and I say there is NO COMPETITION..NO MADAX XANUUN..NO WAREER..NO FEELING UNEASY...but to my dismay..I saw a lot of dem guyz who DIVORCE a pretty mali wife for just feeling UNEASY about her..why for just saying am not feeling happy about you...we SEE a lot of us(MEN)respecting our partners and sincerely loving THEM to an extent some SISTERS assumes you are IGNORANT and macna laan... When a woman starts seeing that you are macna laan...then you start feeling uneasy..did u ask yourself why she thinks so... Examine what you gave for free..what goes beneath yourselves...is there a potential threat TO your love..when you give someone some freedom..you tend to be free..and everybody was born alone without a partner..so give freedom. check the degree of freedom..tend to think how you can improve your love..LOVE is love and remains love so long as you love each other.. FACT I saw a lot of women from Scandinavian countries(SWEDEN/NORWAY/DENMARK/FINLAND)flocking..en masse to Dubai+AbuDhabi for men less their age...I think it ain't a bad idea afterall..I think they realised there offsprings will go to extinction when they don't reproduce or when they go with a jamaican...@45yrs REAL WARNING.. most jamaican freinds don't have a religion and are extremely poorer both in mutual knowledge and wealth..and you are posing your offspring..to extinction...they will leave and DUMP you immediately after.. Respect each other and peace and am out...we love our 'MOTHERS OF OUR KIDS'. Ibraheem's

wE needs apples and opposite PaRtNeRs....aNd thAt eXpLAiNS ITsELf...what do u want us to do with them...JUST snore with them? ------------------------------------------------- ati hata mende?????????? Ibraheeeem's

Raula...this is life... Take it easy sis. When we do all this..the best part is that we still love you guyz... Ibraheem's

Asalam aleykum all, I have read all your comments for close to an hour and found a lot of points for discussion. First of all, let me give my regards to all who contributed..although am not the one who started it all The ladies have got more points to debate than the boys.Infact it was disastrous the way they responded to the generalization issue..how do u say...they do this they do that...it won't apply and guyz will just kill u. it was wrong in the first place to debate such a topic in a women arena...this is the women..listed under SOL women...take the WESTERN ladies to a general room and if you wanna FIX them...do it there. and to the ladies...please assume that there are GOOD men and GOOD women...infact it was said in the HOLY QURAAAAAAAAAAAN.... From 009.67 Repentance(Tauba): 'The hypocritical men and the hypocritical women are all alike; they enjoin evil and forbid good and withhold their hands; they have forsaken Allah, so He has forsaken them; surely the hypocrites are the transgressors'. and also ALLAH...says Suratul Nuur...chapter024.26 TheLight 'Bad women are for bad men and bad men are for bad women. Good women are for good men and good men are for good women..' For Those who abuse 'PIOUS' and all muslim ladies for any wrong doings...THE HOLY QURAAN SAYS TO YOU IN THE SAME SURATUL NUUR BUT VERSE 26 'Surely those who accuse chaste believing women, unaware (of the evil), are cursed in this world and the hereafter, and they shall have a grievous chastisement'. The Debate is not about COMPETITION...there is nobody competing with another...if you are not secure...or are not a responsible man or woman rather, then you don't exhibit good PATNERSHIP. All people men and women need to have relationships..you guyz must be good partners.You must have SABAR on each other. I think the link i got for you would do better explanation...I posted it loooooong time ago http://www.jannah.org/sisters/wifehappy.html Ibraheeeeem's

Asalam aleykum all, I have read all your comments for close to an hour and found a lot of points for discussion. First of all, let me give my regards to all who contributed..although am not the one who started it all The ladies have got more points to debate than the boys.Infact it was disastrous the way they responded to the generalization issue..how do u say...they do this they do that...it won't apply and guyz will just kill u. it was wrong in the first place to debate such a topic in a women arena...this is the women..listed under SOL women...take the WESTERN ladies to a general room and if you wanna FIX them...do it there. and to the ladies...please assume that there are GOOD men and GOOD women...infact it was said in the HOLY QURAAAAAAAAAAAN.... From 009.67 Repentance(Tauba): 'The hypocritical men and the hypocritical women are all alike; they enjoin evil and forbid good and withhold their hands; they have forsaken Allah, so He has forsaken them; surely the hypocrites are the transgressors'. and also ALLAH...says Suratul Nuur...chapter024.26 TheLight 'Bad women are for bad men and bad men are for bad women. Good women are for good men and good men are for good women..' For Those who abuse 'PIOUS' and all muslim ladies for any wrong doings...THE HOLY QURAAN SAYS TO YOU IN THE SAME SURATUL NUUR BUT VERSE 26 'Surely those who accuse chaste believing women, unaware (of the evil), are cursed in this world and the hereafter, and they shall have a grievous chastisement'. The Debate is not about COMPETITION...there is nobody competing with another...if you are not secure...or are not a responsible man or woman rather, then you don't exhibit good PATNERSHIP. All people men and women need to have relationships..you guyz must be good partners.You must have SABAR on each other. I think the link i got for you would do better explanation...I posted it loooooong time ago http://www.jannah.org/sisters/wifehappy.html Ibraheeeeem's

Making Love to a Woman 1.MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. 2.LAYING A CARPET Laying a carpet is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. 3.HANGING WALLPAPER Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork. 4.PUTTING UP A TENT Putting up a tent, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'.. slip in to the old bag. 5.WASHING A CAR Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge. 6.BEING IN THERAPY And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You.. get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money. 7.BEING IN A CRASH Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible. 8.GOING FISHING Going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag. ------------------------------------------------- Ati Who said KENYANMALIS are the best in BED Ibraheem's

anybody doing anything...? Ibraheem's

Hi, I dedicated all this to all my fellow sisters and brothers and to show the power of our religion ISLAM.whoever thinks he doesn't know much about ISLAM, he should follow the channel, ask the ULAMAAA..the ones who know. We got all this relevant knowledge through Research and we would appreciate anyone who volunteers to put the information straight. She certainly read the following verse. QURAAN CHAPTER 061.008 AS-SAFF (THE RANKS, BATTLE ARRAY) says: ------------------------------------------------ Their intention is to extinguish Allah's Light (by blowing) with their mouths: But Allah will complete (the revelation of) His Light, even though the Unbelievers may detest (it). EVERYTHING IS THERE IN THE HOLY QURAAN...SEEK IT Ibraheem's

Hi, I dedicated all this to all my fellow sisters and brothers and to show the power of our religion ISLAM.whoever thinks he doesn't know much about ISLAM, he should follow the channel, ask the ULAMAAA..the ones who know. We got all this relevant knowledge through Research and we would appreciate anyone who volunteers to put the information straight. QURAAN CHAPTER 061.008 AS-SAFF (THE RANKS, BATTLE ARRAY) says: ------------------------------------------------ Their intention is to extinguish Allah's Light (by blowing) with their mouths: But Allah will complete (the revelation of) His Light, even though the Unbelievers may detest (it). Ibraheem's

Hi all, I have been reading about your comments for long but was asking myself what Van+Ayaan hirsi didn't tell you at all. I would first of all say thank to all of you who posted comments here whether Insulting or With some guidance. I came across 'ISSUES' concerning what the DEPUTY AYAAN said about THE ABUSE OF MUSLIM WOMEN...and her subsequent SUBMISSION film.She really confused with this two words:- ISLAM AND SOMALI CULTURE... ISLAM respects women and even went ahead dedicated a whole verse in the HOLY quraan discussing about Women, both married and singles, mothers and so on....If you want to read truthfully what ISLAM and our religion's position is about WOMEN generally Please see this website http://www.iad.org/books/S-women.html or http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Parthenon/4482/articles.html or even how to make your man/woman happy in islam.... http://www.jannah.org/sisters/wifehappy.html THE FOLLOWING ARE SOME OF THE VERSES IN THE HOLY QURAAN. The condition of women before Islam: Islam came at a time when women all over the world were being oppressed and exploited. The most any society would accord the woman was to admit that she was part of the human race. They never admitted her dignity or gave her rights and responsibilities equal to those of men. The Greeks considered her to be an object of pleasure and amusement. This view was articulated in the text of Deemo Stayn: He said: “We take prostitutes for pleasure, lovers to care for our daily health, and wives to give us legitimate children.†The Romans gave the father and husband the right to sell her to whomever they pleased. The Arabs gave the son the right to inherit the wife of his father (not his own mother) just like he would inherit his father’s wealth and his steed! That is if she were lucky enough not to have been buried alive at birth. This was the case with the rest of the world’s societies, like the Persians and the Hindus. Women remained in this horrible state without protesting or rebelling against it. No one else was to do so either. Nor were there any social or economic developments that would require a betterment of her status. Then Islam came, proclaiming her rights and her equality with men. It established for her all of her rights to bring her out of the miserable state that she was in and elevate her to the noble status that she deserves. How did this happen? Equality Between Men and Women in Islam: Islam establishes the principle of equality between men and women in all aspects of life that they are equal in, because both of them are equally human. It distinguishes between them in some areas, taking into consideration the natural differences between them and the special qualities that each of them has. The areas of equality are as follows: 1. Equality in their human origins: Islam conclusively establishes that all human beings have a common origin. This fact is mentioned in many verses of the Qur’ân: “O Mankind, fear your Lord who created you from a single soul and created from it its mate and brought forth from the two of them many men and women.†“O Mankind, verily we created you from A MALE AND A FEMALE and made you into nations and tribes so you may know one another. Verily the most honorable of you with Allah are the most righteous.†2. Equality in their destiny: Islam also establishes that all of mankind is going to return to Allah who created them, and everyone – male and female – is going to be recompensed for his or her worldly deeds. They will receive well if they did good and they will be requited with evil if they did evil. Allah says: “And every one of you(MALE OR FEMALE) will come to Him alone on the Day of Resurrection.†Allah says: “A human being will have nothing except for what he does. And his deeds will be seen. Then he will be recompensed fully.†Allah says: “So their Lord accepted of them their supplication and answered them: ‘I will never allow the work of any of you to be lost, MALE OR FEMALE. You are from each other.†Allah says: “Whoever works righteousness as a believer, whether MALE OR FEMALE, we will truly give a good life and We shall pay them a reward in proportion to the best of what they used to do.†So please note that there is almost all rights given to a muslim woman as a man.If someone is beating his woman or child(girl), Then this is not ISLAM..and should not claim this is ISLAM. You can e-mail me free for more ISLAMIC matters at dalahow1@yahoo.co.uk. Ibraheeem's

Qacqac are you sure.. ------------------------------------------- A good wife deserves favour always Ibraheem's

The prophet s.a.w said all muslims should live in the world like you know 'A visitor'...Meaning like you are going somewhere and you are here like you are just passing by... There is a verse in suratul munaafiquun sura 63.10 And spend out of what We have given you before death comes to one of you, so that he should say: My Lord! why didst Thou not respite me to a near term, so that I should have given alms and been of the doers of good deeds? sura 63.11 And Allah does not respite a soul when its appointed term has come, and Allah is Aware of what you do. emphasizes someone to prepare himself before dying..by giving out SADAQA...and so on.. You can read the holy Quraan online with Translation into English from the follwing website http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/quran/063.qmt.html Ibraheem's

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Hi... We should do some civil society education both at the Beijing Conference and Somalia..We must be the best muslims and practise the best at the same time. Ibraheeem's...I hope so..