!!! Sure walahi

By lunchtime..did he for an oFf

^^I thought you mentioned "The thongs"..Black and sleeky straps there is!!!

Women have power but JUST don't know HOW to use it or is it that we know HOW to maniuplate them...(Like if one refuses, you MOVE to another who NEEDS it I feel pity for them..

Man: Tu gwiraane(let's hump)

Meet a fish called Allah Paul Britton Fish with Allah denotes... FISHY: The tell-tale 'W' shape can be seen.A PET shop owner was stunned to find markings spelling out Allah in Arabic on the body of a tropical fish. A customer spotted the markings on the side of an Oscar fish in a tank at Walker Aquatics in Waterfoot, Rossendale. The fish is also believed to have the word Mohammed in markings on its other side. An unnamed Asian man immediately bought the fish for £10 and a £700 tank, the most expensive in the shop, for it to live in. Shop owner Tony Walker said he would honour the man's offer for the fish but believed it could be worth thousands. It is the latest in a series of mysterious religious references and markings found on fruit, vegetables, and everyday household items. Last February, a man in Texas claimed to have found the face of Jesus in scratches on his frying pan.In 2000, a school dinner lady in Wigan cooking a steak and kidney pudding saw the face of Jesus in its foil wrappings. In Manchester in 1998, an aubergine was cut open to read Allah in the pattern of its seeds. In 1996 in Senegal, a farmer discovered a melon with mysterious markings appearing to spell Allah and a similar fish with apparent Allah markings was also found in America in 1997. The South American fish and can grow up to 16 inches long and weigh up to three pounds. Submit your comments View comments (25 comments. Last comment 21/02/2006 at 19:40) Fish with Allah denotes...

Nice Jokes and for real Once, a HUGE Somali woman boarded on a bus and caused a flat tyre, right away. The woman went hysterical, and she kept on asking: “Maxaa dhacay…Maxaa dhacay…What happened...†I told her everything is fine, except the bus just got TIRED. Normally, you would see a huge Somali woman and next to her; her husband would look like a WALKING STICK. The Somali family is similar to the spider family. In the spider family, the female is huge and the male is small. So, every time I see a Somali family, I would say: “There goes the spider family.â€

Originally posted by Castro: It's time to drop the old rag and get a brand spankin new 13 year old, eh? These Japanese men just don't know how it's done. are you talking about the 13yrs Jap twins ..Man, It is rare for a man to marry @20 nowadays, with million of ladies around him..He will love to waste The resources .Somalis do better though ..Can we make a headcount of all singles and wannabees in SOL to prove statistics that SOL ladies are many than the boys.. My Xaliimos

Originally posted by Mr. Jibis: KFC is much better..... By the way, It is also reported that there was this somali blonde who keeps calling every Wannabe and gets them going.She has interviewed around 9 guys and I got their list.I would love to meet and see her CV before I ask the services of Rumours central to take charge ..amn't working for Rumours though BUT before being exposed.. ..Her name for the time being starts with the word H..X(Somali) Stay tuned..Lazieeeee

Originally posted by LaVie: Ooooooooops. Flipflop how come you forgo to mention topic was 4yrs old? :mad: Here I am wasting my time penning an advice. This was one wasted topic I said and that means it was a very Old topic.. almost When SOL started

One fine but wasted topic.. Was "our" sister satisfied or she just decided to keep quite.. .These are some of the issues we need to discuss in length..

Originally posted by The Rendezvous...: quote:Originally posted by rudy: on the flip, word is that u is dating! waazup with that!! u done! Yeah acshuaary...You Know SOL has got nice ladies and that is why am dating..so and so.. ^^^Worse still digging in other people's affairs (Call it jealous as in Rumours).. ..Well well well, Rumours..ati what did u just say?..Rumourzzz has that I was with WaTerLily at McDonald's West Square upstairs with our Nyamchoms and doodles ..wearing a red coloured Java labelled t-shirt..Take me slowly people

^^one of my Buddies

^^^^Most of the items you mentioned needs someone to have a stronger IMAAN(Faith)..without Imaan you surely will NEVER meet some of your own religious obligations.That is itself disastrous..wal Ciyaadul Billah.. The most worst thing that is Happening is when a NEW CONVERT finds you, a born-muslim ,not even following ISLAM to the latter.You are not practicing ISLAM yourself.He will loose the moral of the deen.So please avoid that and be strict to your religion..

Originally posted by LaVie: :eek: Alert :eek: II) The two wadaads involved in the above incident were in fact none other than Rendez-vous and Viking both accomplices of Ms SleazySnob. sure but some sheikh's are from the Old school... So Lavie means Life...?

Love.Love.love. The truth be told bro, there is love, in most cases its there in the beginning and it fades, in some cases it comes and goes within a time frame of 5-6years, well give or take. In other cases it doesn’t exist and in rare extraordinary cases it lasts for a life time (winning the lottery kind a case). Unless you have NEVER seen it or were near it ..The greatest lovers were my mum and dad..even if they have some personal arguments..they will never show it..we see them HAPPY all the time.Love is there and I think Love grows with time..You continue to love your woman/man as both of you in time improve ..To see your woman your woman as a "Model" so that you don't frown the next time you see her close, simply beautify her always..instead of getting another sleeky "Model"...with kids there is obviously LOVE.. don't you guy think so???

WaTer+Lily: Mind you, we are still finding ways to stop the high rate of divorce, single mothers and fathers in our somali societies..We got varieties of weblinks, The best link for Somali peers so far was this by the University of Alberta, Canada. As said, we, the Somali youth, Single and married have the responsibility to make sure we try to unite our somali families, No qabeel, no clubbing, no wastage in the society,..We need to concentrate and be good parents.Our kids will always follow what we are.Hanoolaato somalinimo..Spread Our deen and Love one another.Nice and lovely Xaliimos should be taken care of..While our Romantic faaraxz should be also be respected and valued. By doing this, I think we can reduce the level of deteroriation withing our societies.We need not see "Single mathees and fathees" Na'mean welcome with other suggestions

Originally posted by WaTerLily: As long as I have what my parents have I don't think I have right to complain. Kills...You need to get more than that Lily

Originally posted by WaTerLily: Rumor has it that super-genius-extraordinaire Katrina has been seen falling about outside a bar. Rumor Central is puzzled as to what problem this unusual sight can be traced back to. However, Rumor Central cannot confirm if there were actual traces of alcohol in her system or whether she enjoyed a bohemian style dance outside the bar. And if so, what was she doing there? . Some rumours are now getting out of hand..Although I love rumours but surely it is starting to show more of the nomads

^^ Originally posted by MR ORGILAQE: You are all wasting your time here.It is either meant to last with Allah's will or Not.whe your allocated time together on Allah's book is up you will break up.so stop wasting your time well said though ^^^ Indeed you right only what Allah wills happens .. but still you prepare best and discussion on why it fails or suceeds is good preperation .. so keep it up Love is nurtured by two consenting adult patners(In this case a FAARAX + a XALIIMO) who while knowing Allah has HIS will, still make it happen to retire together loving each other.Somali peers like ourselves should be at the forefront to spearhead this kind of campaign of solidifying our People.No qabeel shit..Only Love

Originally posted by Katrina: ^Dear Lily, Who needs love? The true prerequists of marriages are qabiil, $$$ (or the deception of $$$), lack of integrity & morals, choosing a partner based on what he/she can do for them and always looking out for numuro uno! Kat..I pity your stand walaashiis but I must contend that There is Love..(A mixture of Romance,care,kindness,humble,integrity, quality, quantity) within us like the rest of people.The only problem we have in somali societies(Peer groups) is communication..Our boys can't explain the Love they have or How love is consuming them..Then Our xaliimos don't manouvere ways to make everything possible for their patners and themselves..Communication is important to relations.Explain to your boy how you feel with/without him..Feel him..You Boys must also access xaliimos problems..help them out..love them..treat them with kindness..beautify them..The more you beautify your woman..the more she becomes a "Model"..Why should you look for another model.. and so on.Explain and help each other..See the difference it makes there and then. Originally posted by Che-Guevara: quote:Originally posted by Katrina: When I see somali mothers and wives of 30-40yrs being kicked (literally) to the curbs for no other reason other than to bring in a younger model. I ask where is the loyalty ? What's love got to do, got to do with it? It is a relationship....People bound to get hurt. That rings true in all cultures. Even in the so called civilised west, women still got the short end of the stick. We could change the culture that promotes these Somali ills, and change the dynamics of our relationships or look for answers in other cultures just to find same abusive relationships. Somali women should fight their righful place and they could start by raising their boys not as spoiled little brats, but as equals to their sisters. We should stop "War Jikada Ka bax" mentality. Lily----Dats true....There is nothing without love and respect While I agree with everything that you Nomads say..Few or No somalis "Kick" their women at 30/40 Bracket.I am not aspiring either!!But I still can't understand why I should "Chase" out my "Wife" , the one I love most and still got kids together to get a simple dimple sticky "Model" to have fun with.I am sure your xaliimo had fun with you before..when she was herself a "Model".She raised your kids together and still has retired with you..Is it a man's nature..Coz it is also prevalent in all societies not ONLY somalis..I think you understand the situation.Most somalis are romantic people but only to "Outsiders"..we should keep our spirits together and solve our issues..Love your xaliimo and viceversa..then see the difference it puts forward.. Rendezvous, wa iyaaki walal. And surely, you'll come around to agreeing with me more often...don't rush I agree Ab..We somalis should love and respect one another.Be compact and shun Qabeel and sorts.We can only do that if we follow our religion..

Most Faaraxs are eager for a simple family relationships that spuns Love and grows with love roots..It encompasses a lot from taking care of his family, his relatives and her relatives..Xaliimos should really help them achieve this... But Some xaliimos think the "Others" are better than us..That is pure lie or are they?

Originally posted by Abraar: I honestly don't see a reason why you should have to quote real personal ads in order to convey your message of high divorce rates, and then have the nerve to claim you were 'put off' by certain ones...waaku sidee walal? This is a social ill that is obviously becoming increasingly prevalent in our community, and whilst I agree with you that it should be discussed amongst ourselves, we should do so in a positive manner and without having to address a particular gender. Salam I agree with you Abraar but for once...

quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by STOIC: Raula,mimi nilikuwa na nyemelea ma supuu wa MUSLIM GIRLS( i think they used to have green skirt and green sweater with white shirt? I might be wrong) PS My brother was a Jamhuri guy...... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Legend, Beste, gumbaru doesn't count! sasa hio mambo ya kunyemelea...aaa hio si fit..did u actually do it anyways? Originally posted by Sayyid ()Qutb: ^^fine, wkiyo mamba juma noma 'uniform', secondary hakuna matata, wylayo sakina my teacher back in kiswahili stage 1, nwyia kiki hahu fanu shalaka wyabo hi nimi swahili cha cha back in Kenya, ta rabubu nymbi shakalaka hu ha, no problems worries whatsoever 'hakuna matata'. hii pelekeeeeee jokes section sayid.. Lakini to say the fact, somali ladies(as we call them madems wasomali) were cute and beautiful with those school uniforms..Many educated somali ladies prospered walahi and some are even Executives in various companies..That was great..Work hard Girls ;)I saw one senior accountant kutoka Muslim girls hapa American university Dubai... Her name is Shamso

Originally posted by rudy: on the flip, word is that u is dating! waazup with that!! u done! Yeah acshuaary...You Know SOL has got nice ladies and that is why am dating..so and so..