OKAY THIS IS MY MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT IT HURTS ME TO TALK ABOUT IT INFACT, I REGISTERED A NEW IDENTITY (I.E EMBARRASSED) JUST TO TELL THIS STORY. AND YES THIS STORY SHOULD BE TOLD. I WAS YOUNG, LONG TIME AGO I HAD MY PERIOD (EWW..YES WE KNOW GUYS) IT WAS A COLD HORRIBLE DAY, I DID NOT FEEL GOOD (AS ONE MIGHT EXPECT-CRAMPS)BUT I FELT EXTRA DROOPY THAT DAY SO ANYWAYZ, HERE I AM DRAGGING MY FEET IN THE HALLS OF (WON'T SAY MY HIGH SCHOOL'S NAME), BACK HURTING ALREADY, IN ADDITION TO THE TON OF BOOKS IN THERE NOT TO MENTION MY "ACCESSORIES". THEN ALL OF SUDDEN I SEE PEOPLE JUST STARRING AT ME, EVERYONE WALKING IN THE HALLWAY, SOME GIRLS HOLDING THEIR HANDS OVER THEIR MOUTHS (FEMALE DOGS). SO I LOOK BACK TO SEE THAT I HAD MADE A TRAIL OF STAYFREE PADS (THE LONG ONES, MOM NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE CONCEPT OF "ULTRA THIN"). (MY BAG MUST'VE OPEN WHEN I WAS WALKING OR SOMETHING) U WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE OKAY, AS LONG AS NO MALES INCOUNTRED THE INCIDENT, BUT THE FEMALES WERE EVEN WORST (MOST BOYS ACTED LIKE THEY DIDN'T SEE)BEING THE QUICK THINKER THAT I AM, I QUICKLY, KICK THEM ALL TO A SIDE AND (GOD THANK HER SOUL) A FRIEND OF MINE COMES TO MY RESCUE AND I GIGGLED NERVOUSLY, HIDING MY FACE TO THE RESTROOM. I WANTED TO DIE. JUST DIE OR CRAWL IN SOME HOLE AND NEVER LEAVE. I LAUGH NOW BUT BACK IN THE DAY, I CRIED. NEEDLESS TO SAY, I DIDN'T COME OUT THE BATHROOM, UNTIL THE SCHOOL BELLS RANG, AND EVERY LEAVING CREATURE WAS OUT OF THE BUILDING. I FAKED THE FLU FOR GOD-FORGIVE, AS LONG AS I COULD WITH THE PARENTS. FOR PURPOSES OF THE SUCCESS OF MY PAROLE, I WILL NOT CONTINUE THIS STORY DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE ACTS COMMITTED ON SIMILAR OCCASSIONS. (IN OTHER WORDS , THE EVIL IN ME REVIVES WHEN I THINK OF THE "DAYS AFTER") THEREZ MY STORY, I GOT CHILLS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.