ORGILAQE, shaqo smeyso , what love you talking about bal OG girl you Lost me what are you talking about.I never said anything about Love i just asked Bari nomad to apologise to you?

It Aint over till the fat lady sings Pal!!!.He has only been in office for just over a month and half how can you come up with such a far reachimg judgement especially since he has managed in that short time reach an agreement with all the major objectionist and scored a great goal by choosing an impartial PM who is not a warlord.Things are just begining to move forward.as for the call for troops what is it you want.Are you saying instead of disarming this malitias and then setting about stabalising the country he should go and start instead begging the warlords to let him pass their road blocks?.I think not.What we have in Somalia especially in our capital Mogadisho are ununified warlords .A city ungoverned under any administration.Basically Chaos.He thrives in chaos and he can put them in line.Let the man do his job then accuse him of whatever you want later.Why are you in such a hurry to DOOM us or are you the minister of Doom and Gloom

The link is below http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4004821.stm

OK I'll let you of the hook Northerner!!! So long as you know the principals involved.As for the geneva convention.I couldnt give a rat's *** what it stands for.It is there for some and never there for the masses of the world.It is the laws Of Islam which as you all know brought the first Guidelines and Strict Laws about the Prisoners of War that I am refering to.So please dont quote the Geneva Convention to me just look at Gunatanimo Bay and you'll see no one believes in this accord but Islamic Accord? well any True muslim will abide buy them irrespective of the circumstances

Stop being so sarcastic Northern!!. This is not a laughing issue we are talking about the well being of a number of Somalis on each side.What we should all be doing is make the treatment of prisoners a prioty and their well being a Taboo!! not making a cheap joke about it.!!!!

It was said as a joke; apologies to OG. Good for you bari nomad at least you are big enough to apologise, just avoid that kind of talk in the future.OG accept the brother's apology.

Jumatatu We know you are in love no need to skin the brother alive man.Watch out she might be a man eater!

What do you think guys this seems to be an issue that could potentially divide the people of our country.

Waraa OG_MOTI Combodianka xataa lacag waa ka soo saari la'dahay miyaa. Xaq ma'ahan in ay faruhu ku gaabtaan sidaa Rice ka ugu guraysay, lagacna ay ku siin waayaan Combodianka. Isaga soo tag, too afar ciyaal leh iyo guri Public Housing dagan aan kuu raadineynaa, mac jug, waaba isku kaa gashay saaxiib........Indha yartaan dhibkooda isga soo tag........ Afkaaga caano luguqabey!!! War Wiilo waa runteede wiilka sida udhaama oo meesha cunaqabateenta kaqaada.Dhiga miyusan idinkicin!!!.Maanan garan ilaan dadku qoomki Naziga ayey kahareen

Wonderful Topic! anyone got any more pic's of this ancient markings?

Naayaa OG, that was way too harsh Bari Nomad calling a Sister "nayaa" is RUDE and not a word you should be using!!.It is not part of our culture.

I honestly do not see what the all this fuss is all about.Some somalis captured some POW's and are proving that they are treating them well.I do remember the US doing the same thing with Saddam and other POW's.At least they dont look shackled and drugged like the ones in Guantanimo Bay!. I see nothing but positive and i have a feeling the underlying message in this pictures is that We are doing our part everyone else should do the same.It is an example worth following and I see no reason for all this negativity!

EID MUBARAAK To all of you.Make sure you maintain your TAKBIR's during EID and Praise Allah for the bounties he has given us,the most important being LIFE ALLHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR............

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The following questions and answers were collated from last year's GCSE exams. GEOGRAPHY Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the Moon because there is no water on the Moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. SOCIOLOGY Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed. Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections? A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. BIOLOGY Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes? A: Premature death. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A] Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (eg abdomen) A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels - A,E,I,O and U. Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby. Q: What is the most common form of birth control? A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean section." A: The Caesarean section is a district in Rome. Q: What is a seizure? A: A Roman emperor. Q: What is a terminal illness? A: When you are sick at the airport. Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. ENGLISH Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning. A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. Q: What does the word "benign" mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. Don't worry, though folks. The next time you meet these people they'll ask you "Do you want fries with that?"

letters to the London Sunday Times. > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >Dear Maid, > >Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my > >bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Imperial Leather. >Please > >remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine > >chest and > >another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way. > >Thank you, S. Berman > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >Dear Room 635, > >I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, > >from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish > >as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and > >put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your > >mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions > >from the > >management are to leave 3 soaps daily. I hope this is > >satisfactory. > >Kathy, Relief Maid > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >Dear Maid > >I hope you are my regular maid. Apparently Kathy did not tell > >you about my note to her concerning the little bars of soap. When I got > >back to my room this evening, found you had added 3 little Camays to >the > >shelf under my medicine cabinet. I am going to be here in the hotel for > >two weeks and have brought my own bath-size Imperial Leather, so I >won't > >need those 6 little Camays, which are on the shelf. >They are in my way > >when shaving, brushing teeth, etc. Please remove them. > > >S. Berman > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >Dear Mr. Berman, > >The assistant manager, Mr. Kensedder, informed me this morning > >that you called him last evening and said you were unhappy with your > >maid service. I have assigned a new girl to your room. >I hope you will > >accept my apologies for any past inconvenience. If you have any future > >complaints, please contact me so I can give it my personal attention. > >Call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM. > >Thank you. Elaine Carmen, Housekeeper > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >Dear Miss Carmen, > >It is impossible to contact you by phone since I leave the hotel > >for business at 7:45AM and don't get back before 5:30 or 6PM. That's >the > >reason I called Mr Kensedder last night. You were already off > >duty. I only asked Mr Kensedder if he could do anything about those > >little bars of soap. The new maid you assigned me must have thought I > >was a new check in today, since she left another 3 bars of hotel soap >in > >my medicine cabinet, along with her regular delivery of 3 bars on the > >Bathroom shelf. In just 5 days here I have accumulated >24 little bars of > >soap. Why are you doing this to me? > >S. Berman > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >Dear Mr. Berman, > >Your maid, Kathy, has been instructed to stop delivering soap to > >your room and remove the extra soaps. If I can be of further >assistance, > >please call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM. Thank you, > >Elaine Carmen, Housekeeper > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >Dear Mr. Kensedder, > >My bath-size Imperial Leather is missing. Every bar of soap was > >taken from my room, including my own bath-size Imperial Leather. I came > >in late last night and had to call the bellhop to bring me 4 little > >Cashmere Bouquets > >S. Berman > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >Dear Mr. Berman, > >I have informed our housekeeper, Elaine Carmen, of your soap > >problem. I cannot understand why there was no soap in your room since > >our maids are instructed to leave 3 bars of soap each time they service > >a room. The situation will be rectified immediately. >Please accept my > >apologies for the inconvenience. > >Martin L. Kensedder, Assistant Manager > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >Dear Mrs. Carmen, > >Who the heck left 54 little bars of Camay in my room? >I came in > >last night and found 54 little bars of soap. I don't want 54 little >bars > >of > >Camay. I want my one darn bar of bath-size Imperial Leather. Do > >you realise I have 54 bars of soap in here? All I want is my bath-size > >Imperial Leather. Please give me back my bath-size Imperial > >Leather. > >S. Berman > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >Dear Mr. Berman, > >You complained of too much soap in your room, so I had them > >removed. Then you complained to Mr. Kensedder that all your soap was > >missing, so I personally returned them The 24 Camays which had been > >taken and the 3 Camays you are supposed to receive daily. I don't know > >anything about > >the 4 Cashmere Bouquets. Obviously your maid, Kathy, did not > >know I had returned your soaps, so she also brought 24 Camays plus the >3 > >daily Camays. I don't know where you got the idea this hotel issues > >bath-size > >Imperial Leather. I was able to locate some bath-size Ivory that > >I left in your room. > >Elaine Carmen, Housekeeper > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >Dear Mrs. Carmen, > >Just a short note to bring you up-to-date on my latest soap > >inventory. > >As of today I possess: > >* On the shelf under the medicine cabinet -18 Camay in >4 stacks > >of 4 and 1 stack of 2. > >* On the Kleenex dispenser - 11 Camay in 2 stacks of 4 and 1 > >stack of 3. > >* On the bedroom dresser - 1 stack of 3 Cashmere Bouquet, 1 > >stack of 4 hotel-size Ivory, and 8 Camay in 2 stacks of 4. > >* Inside the medicine cabinet - 14 Camay in 3 stacks of 4 and 1 > >stack of 2. > >* In the shower soap dish - 6 Camay, very moist. > >* On the northeast corner of the tub - 1 Cashmere Bouquet, > >slightly used. > >* On the northwest corner of the tub - 6 Camays in 2 stacks of > >3. > >Please ask Kathy when she services my room to make sure the > >stacks are neatly piled and dusted. Also, please advise her that stacks > >of more than 4 have a tendency to tip. May I suggest that my bedroom > >window sill is not in use and will make an excellent spot for future > >soap deliveries? One more item, I have purchased another bar of > >bath-size Imperial Leather which I am keeping in the hotel vault in > >order to avoid further misunderstandings. > >S. Berman >

Ha ha ha ha Whio is the sub I am man Ya maaan! this team does not play Rugby or Football according to you lot in US this team will play only Footbal Europe style or Soccer to you! and therefore I have 11 players and 1 sub.If that is what u meant good!.Raula we vipi mpenzi wacha niwasumbue hawa watu.we unajua mi sina watoto 12 ha ah aha

A great leader and freedom fighter has died May Allah give him Janatul Firdaus.ina lilahi waina ilayhi raajiuun

There was once a Bus conducter,a Somali one and it was quite funny travelling on his bus.He was nicknamed Jamaani,This is what i recall about his moments "war jamaaani war jamaaani yeyy!" the people on the bus go "heeee" he says"war nani nataka qabuuri ya binacdamu" meaning who wants to get of at the graves bus stop then he approaches the general hispital bus stop and goes"war jamaani wara jamaani yeee" and they go "heeee" " war naani nataka garash ya binacdaamu"!!!

quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by ORGILAQE: Wasenge Baridi nyinyi -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loh..! Jamani...! Mbona matusi..? Ajiibu..! I thought SOL was ceritified.. Jumatatu hiyo si matusi kwetu Pwani hiyo ni "friendly banter".Take it easy bro The reason i picked on "lift Varrey" is because I remember once going to Nakuru with my friends all from Pwani by the way and we went to this kiosk and one of my friends asked the owner"unauza nini hapa" he replied "eeh niko na mashugwa,mahebe,madaaas na fanadol" meaning "machungwa,maembe,mandazi na Panadol" "liftvarrey" seems accurate under the circumstances!

caaqiiil said jama nyangu :mad: :mad: wewe wacha kuchezea luga yetu nafikiri wewe mtu wa "lift varrey" Wasenge Baridi nyinyi

Sheherezade Sister that was touching.I found myself angry at wthe treatment you got form the so called Muslim.I found myself also Proud at the way you handled it.I must be in love!!!.I'll work on my proposal

I dont know what makes a perfect partner but i have been married for 15 yrs and i have 12 kids.Still with the same Woman.What do you think is that good or bad?

During this EID Inshaallah I plan to do what my father used to do.Inshaallah I will wake up for my Fajr Prayers and not go back to sleep after that.I will help the MRS get our 12 kids ready for Eid Prayers(shopping aLready done last weekend)I will then get my mini bus and get the the "team" on board TO drive to the Mosque.The dress code is very Islamic.Inshaallah after that I plan to drive the family to a farm that i had booked and Slaughter two Lambs that i had picked last week.On our return back home there will be the rest of the family there and we shall Inshaallah have Mighty Feast.In the afternoon I plan to take the "team" of 12 and the MRS to the Circus and spend another 4 hrs there.This should take us to around 8pm.After that 6 Guys and I will be digging into the large "jawaan" of QAAD that is especially being imported for us here in the UK from Nairobi.After that It is "Pure" Marqan!.I understand the Mrs is also meetimg her Girlfriends that evening in the next door house of my brother who will be busy Plandering the "jawaan" of qaat with me. EID MUBARAAK BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND MAY ALLAH GIVE US ALL THE BARAKA OF THIS BLESSED MONTH OF RAMADHAN MINAL CAAIDIIN!!!!!!!! ALLAAAAHU AKBAAR ALLAAAHU AKBAR ALLAAAHU AKBAAR LAAAA ILAAHA ILLA LLAAHU ALLAAAHU AKBAR ALLAAHU AKBAR WALILAAHI HAMDI

During this EID Inshaallah I plan to do what my father used to do.Inshaallah I will wake up for my Fajr Prayers and not go back to sleep after that.I will help the MRS get our 12 kids ready for Eid Prayers(shopping laready done last weekend)I will then get my midi bus and get the the "team" on board drive to the Mosque.The dress code is very Islamic.Inshaallah after that I plan to drive the family to a farm that i had booked and Slaughter two Lambs that i had picked last week.On our return back home there will be the re4st of the family there and we shall Inshaallah have Mighty Feast.In the afternoon I plan to take the "team" of 12 and the MRS to the Circus and spend another 4 hrs there.This should take us to around 8pm.After that 6 Guys and I will be digging into the large "jawaan" of QAAD that is especially being imported for us in to the UK from Nairobi.Afeter that It is Pure Marqan!.I understand the Mrs is also meetimg her Girlfriends that evening in the next door house of my brother who will be busy Plandering the "jawaan" of qaat with me. EID MUBARAAK BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND MAY ALLAH GIVE US ALL THE BNARAKA OF THIS BLESSED MONTH OF RAMADHAN MINAL CAAIDIIN!!!!!!!! ALLAAAAHU AKBAAR ALLAAAHU AKBAR ALLAAAHU AKBAAR LAAAA ILAAHA ILLA LLAAHU ALLAAAHU AKBAR ALLAAHU AKBAR WALILAAHI HAMDI