p.s. that fastest way to recovery is by putting down the pimp hat Say what!!!!

glad you liked it jacaylbaro

Boowe aaa kulatahay

Oh and by the way RAULA i have been to Wajir once and yes The story is TRUE.I saw it with my own eyes!!

ohoohohohohooooooho....someone is in trouble..(matusi eh!) wait till you hear from wasee wa NFD moto umewaka kijana-shauri yako but yes I have heard of this phenomena in a jokingly manner-never thought it was true. Raula well sis it is true aint it?. My suggestion is since they are collecting it by the bucketfull they should establish a new stock market where one can trade in Wajir feaces by the buckets similar to the oil markets"oil barrels" maybe even set up a Feaces cartel similar to opec cartel.Meet once a year to see whether they can increase capacity or reduce preferably in vienna as opec does or maybe in LA.If they decide to increase capacity they simply have to feed the folks of wajir more and when reducing capacity they reduce their daily intake of ruphagge!.Ensure they have strong allies otherwise what happened to Iraq will happen to them and some other country that needs Wajir Feaces and has less than it needs will invade. George Bush might even decide to invade saying"Regime change is necessary to ensure that the WMD are properly accounted for.No UN sanctions on Wajir Feaces will do.Folks here dont appreciate terrorists attacking them with WMD built using Wajir feaces Money".

Don't tell me you take some bills, ok. i didn't know bills can cure!!!!

Maashaalaah Simply-the -best.go pray sis go pray

It is disapointing that some are still trying to convince us that what is happening in SOOL, SANAG and CAYN is the fault of President Yusuf, while totally ignoring the fact that it was Hargaysa that is vainly trying to go back to the glory dies of British rule. hear hear hear!!!!!You hit the spot smith....

It rather gladdens me to know, that in the course of my sojourning absence from this delightful site, there has been a rather erudite gentleman by the name of Mr. NGONGE, who had been holding the fort with what amount to an entertaining discourse.... Gooblydook..........hey bro are you writting your thesis or something make sense.We know you are clever but you are wrong!!!!.The girl in question has been raped,tortured,unjustly imprisoned,denied any form of representation,by the administration of Somaliland with the orders of their vice-president and of course the president Riyaale who was afterall the HENCHMAN of the Barre regime... seems to enjoy this evil practice!.Maybe he is horning his skills.The problem is if you can do that to a fellow Somali girl of only 16 yrs old you'll do that to the same people you claim to represent tomorrow.So odweeyn get ready you are next in the torture chamber at least the folks in the rest of somalia don't have to live with this regime!!!!Keep making excuses for them...the more you do the more you are sharing in their evil acts,and you can forget about using Barre's regime to justify this.It wont work why because the folks in Puntland that you seem to dislike so much were the ones that lead all of Somalia in the quest to retake their country from The Barre Regime and they are the ones that SUFFERED the most.They lead SNM in it's infancy that seems to be the backbone of Somalialand.No goobllygook here pal just straight talk!

jacaylbaro........hmmmmmmm..cat he......that might just work he he he Simply the best sorry sis now i know

Doctor Raula ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... sorry i fell asleep halfway through your paper on .....Malaria and Aids and hepatitis now i dont knwo what to eat what kind of a diet would you suggest?.

Nafta I tried your suggestion,it is working but not taking care of it all properly. Simply the best Bro i know i am entitled to sick leave but i i'd rather be here and take care of my workload prior to going on my holiday at the end of the year.As for the sick leave i am saving that for last week of the year!dont want to take ttat as holiday as well. allah ubahne Bro you are right about seeking compensation .....process already began! No cafis bro the guy just rammed into me without having right of way!! Any other suggestions regarding how to take care of the itch and cratches?.

sheheradze said I'll have to start charging for my ability then. I'll make a fortune, I tell ya. ooooooh that is expensive girl you'll have to do better.what happened to my discounts.... i thought i had a few brownie points!

Thanks bro but there is no rest for me.I am at work already only took last friday and yesterday off which funny enough i had planned to take off before i had the accident!!!!.How ironic heh!!

Hi guys i broke my foot over the weekend in car accident and i am having a major problem with the crutches.They are a pain in the ..... .the hospital showed me how to use them but i was wondering whether there was a more .....shall we say ...ingenious way of doing things based on experience of course.Secondly ..and this one they never told me about ..how do you sratch under the cast?!!!!!!!.

first choice foe me is Mohamed Abdi Hashi and second choice for me would be Gen Cadde Musse Boqor.I have been speaking to quite a lot of folks from the region of puntland i am from in Mudug and they all seem to prefer Hashi as their first choice.The same could be said for the people of oter provinces in puntland.Good luck to him he deserves the post!.

I used to share a flat with a number of Sijui boys some of whom could not so much as utter a word in Somali.One day we were just lazying around the living room when the phone rang.One of the boys who couldn't speak somali answered the phone.On the other side there was this old man who was calling from Somalia looking for a relative of his who was staying with us. The sijui guy picks up the phone and says "hello" The old man instead of introducing himsef says "waa kuma"Now for those of you who dont speak swahili"kuma" means "female genitals" inshort.The sijui guys takes the phone off his ear and holds it up looking at the phone in amazement at what he heard,his face all crunched up in anger and then puts the phone to his ear and replies" waa mbooro" mboro in swahili is "male genitals".Now we were looking at him wondering what was happening and then something is said to him by the old mand and he drops the phone holding his sides laughing as if there is no tomorrow.We later find out that the old man thinking this guys name is "mbooro" says "war mbooro majooga cabdulahi cismaan"

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beautiful.the place iw ould like to move to when i go back home

We all know Man.U and arsenal are going no were but chelsi might...Man.U faces Barsa..lol..we all know what the out come will be, 5:0 for barsa..lol.. Garab Tuujiye i appreciate you are the masseur at the chelsea club and anything other blind following will get you sacked but PLEASE give us a break all we have to do to beat the sissies in chelsea is get them some heroine as their romanian striker and they stay in the dressing room high.I am sure you are familiar with it or maybe that is why you talking jibberish

lol Nevermind aey in time u will clock on to the humor in the sports section LOL Well maybe then you'll clock on to my sarcasm as well

good one mate

Caruurta meeshatan ha ku liqin ee isaga carar. LOL! saqiiro dhawaajis ayaan kujiraa!!!!!! Well my elementary years let me see ..........19..to 19.. whoa!!!! that a long time ago, actually it was in 1977-1984 that was a long time ago.I remember the ****** War when all the somalis were whipping some *** up in ethiopia.I remember Col.cabdulahi yusuf commander of the 21 division Somali army coming to the border and telling the kenyans that he wishes to pass through their country and then enter Ethiopia via Moyale and the kenyans refusing and him threatening to blow the whole of kenya apart and then letting him go through.What migh! what power! what pride!.You should have seen the kenyan newspapers they were crying for dear life.and i remember the famous battle cry of General Caydiid saying "this is the time for men with balls" and crushing the Ethiopian army right smack in the middle of somalia in Mudug.I also remember the onslaught of the northern forces of somalia from Woqooyi bari led by major col.Ciro who was later executed.I remember the three armies meeting up in the middle of Ethipia and pushing the Cuban,Russian,Ethiopian forces that outnumbered them 4-1 to withing 100km of addis Ababa.I am sorry you youngens dont have a lot of positive things to say about Somalia other than the tribal situation.Believe it or not we were once fearsome,proud,united and i can't rest till i get all that back!!!!!!!! capish?.

Justice for Samsam The Tragic Story of Samsam: The Young Girl Who Went to Visit Her Uncle - Tuesday, October 12, 2004 at 22:33 Hargeisa (12 October 2004) - A court hearing deliberating the case of Samsam Ahmed Du’ale, a 15-year-old Somali girl, was in session in Hargeisa on the 10th of October, 2004. The prosecutor for the Government contends that the appellant, Samsam Ahmed Du’ale, planned to assassinate the Vice President of the self-declared republic of Somaliland (Northwest Somalia). As reported early in September, Samsam, the appellant, was molested, raped, detained, and tortured in Hargeisa, the capital city of Somaliland. It was alleged that Samsam Ahmed Du’aale of Qardho in the outskirts of Bosaso, the commercial city of the neighbouring Puntland State of Somalia was plotting to assassinate Somaliland’s Vice President. Confined for days in chains in Hargeisa’s General Hospital where she had undergone treatment for internal bleeding and abdominal mutilation sustained during her molestation, rape and detention in the hands of Somaliland’s security forces, Samsam is believed to have sustained psychological and physical scars that shall remain with her for the rest of her life. What was Samsam doing in Hargeisa, and why did she travel to Somaliland? Like many of her peers in Somalia, Samsam rejoices travel to other cities in Somalia to visit relatives, distant or otherwise during holidays and graduation from high school. Samsam, a graduate of Imam Al Nawawi High School in the academic year of 2003/2004, as confirmed by her cousin Ahmed M Du’ale, whose residence she grew up in Bosaso, travelled to Hargeisa to visit her uncle from her mother’s side, Mohamud Said Mohamed, a Deputy Minister for Somaliland’s Ministry of Sports. Samsam departed for Hargeisa on the 16th of August with the full knowledge of her cousin reaching Hargeisa’s main transit depot on the 17th. On arrival, Samsam who never travelled outside Bosaso, asked a cab driver (locally known as Mark II) to take her to her uncle’s residence: the Vice President. Not clearly making the distinction between the Vice President (Madaxweyne Ku Xigeen), and the Deputy Minister (Wasiir Ku Xigeen), Samsam was driven to the Vice President’s residence where on arrival she was interrogated by the security guards. Upon informing security guards that she was from Bosaso, Samsam was stripped of her headscarf at which point she slapped the officer objecting to his infringement of her strict Islamic upbringing. What ensued thereafter was not only wretchedly sadistic, horribly atrocious, and appallingly unacceptable to human standard and behaviour. 15-year-old Samsam was then dragged screaming by the hair with four bodyguards each on one of her limbs into their inbound shelter where Samsam was detained until the 20th of August when she was released into the custody of the Chief Commander of the notorious Central Intelligence Department (CID). At the time, her whereabouts were known to neither her family in Bosaso, nor to her uncle in Hargeisa. After successive, days-long, interrogative sessions, on the 24th of August, Samsam was subjected to brutal torture with beatings and electric shocks being applied to her breasts. And on the 25th of August Samsam endured six-hour ordeal of rape and sodomy by six officers of Somaliland’s CID. And subsequent to the persecution and rape, Samsam only 15 lost conscious by the afternoon of the 25th. Said Foolxun and Abdi Kiin both high ranking officers of the notorious CID were named as the men in charge of her torture and rape. Hours later, Samsam was rushed to Hargeisa’s General Hospital on stretches where Dr. Shacni, one of the GPs at hospital was horrified by the scene and state of Samsam who remained comatose until Thursday, 26th of August. As confirmed by Hospital Doctors treating Samsam, who wish to remain anonymous, 1.2 ml of male semen were scraped from her fistula with irreparable damage inflicted upon her rectum, uterus and womb. Additionally, Samsam lost one of her nibbles during her ordeal, it has been confirmed. Furthermore, Samsam is said to have sustained psychological impairment that she no longer recognises who she is, where she is, and why she remains detained. On the 28th of August, Samsam was transferred over to Hargeisa Central Prison where she remained under full watch. Upon receiving the news of her daughter’s torture, rape and imprisonment, Samsam’s mother travelled to Hargeisa where she was also detained upon arrival on the 31st of August. She was released on bail after spending 3 days in prison for simply being Samsam’s mother, and being from Bosaso, Puntland. The local media including the BBC Somali Section, local newspapers such as Jamhuuriya, online media outlets such as Somaliland.org all of which maintain local reporters were notified and asked to investigate Samsam’s situation, unfortunately all chose to completely snub the story. Of the 100+ Humanitarian Organisations in Hargeisa, not a single one was moved by the maltreatment, rape, sodomy and torture of the 15-year-old young girl. Somali, or otherwise; a kin or else, one must be touched by the inhumane nature of the story; unfortunately, humanity seems to have taken a flip for the worse in Hargeisa, Somaliland: a city that had witnessed its share of heartless deeds. One wonders as to the role of the media and humanitarian organisations in a case so horrendous and so callous as Samsam’s. Deeds of this kind, maltreatment of humans, torture, sodomy, rape, and infringement of humanity in the case of Samsam Ahmed Du’ale must be condemned in the strongest of terms. If left unchallenged, it is Samsam today, but shall be someone else’s sister, daughter, mother, friend, or neighbour. Mohamed A Ali Freelance Journalist

ouch that must have hurt!