Fidel You must be stonned 'cos you laughed too soon

Now i know what all that Blubbing is all about.If you dont stop you'll see your CAHONAS drop Muchacho.

No I didn't and it's on now. You been cruisin' for a bruisin' and now you'll get it. Fidel I dont know what CRUISING in Puerto Rico means but out here it is a term used by GAY MEN meaning they CRUISE FOR COMPANY.Is that what you meant?

People leave Young farxan Alone Farxaan Adeer maxaad garanweydey?

wadhwadhay Jaceylbaro what language is that

Well it is never good to wish someone bad.so as far as i am concerned........welcome back to the hell that is earth at the meoment.You know after a while the'll probably say"what am i doing here"?

LoL @ you. I just knew you were going to say something like that. Shame. On. You! kix kix kix gax gax gax gax agaaax

Orgi: So, what are you telling me? That you have zero observation skills The Engine cano take it any longer

They want to establish a Second Republic called "Governo Maxamuud Salaimaan (Saleebaan Now you are going all personall on me.I am Maxamud saleebaan.The reason i am quiting is because Every dick tom and harry is in it.It is no longer a gentleman's game.It is not exclusive.It is therefore boring.i'll take up cricket eat my cucumber sandwiches and drink tea at the garden wearing my tweed hunting jacket and go"i say....i say my dear old chap".Anything to avoid the RIFF RAFFS old boy

Ooh by the way ZEPHRyne.......THE woman you said.......hmmmmm ...... a little investigation is in order...weather and zephryn permitting

Like the word "Fir" which comes from "Fircoon". I agree to a certain degree but where we differ is the part where we are supposed to have come from the ancient egyptians.THEY CAME FROM US.This is why Fir-geneology in somali coon-old in Somali meaning the old geonolgy or otherwards the old dynasty i.e the oldest empire. Nafertiti once travelled up the nile to land of THE GODS to get the SMOKE OF THE GODS i.e to get incense.The land in question is Puntland or the land of Punt or the good smelling land.They regarded the insence as an item to be used and associated with only the GODS or in other words the PHAROAhS.By refering to Somalia as The land of Gods means she regarded it as the land of their ancestry since there was only one pharoah allowed at anytime in egypt,this suggests this is their ancestry and therefore we are their fathers not the other way around.

wooooohhhhh hold on a second are you telling me that u is a woman?.Damn now i am going to have see you in a different light.You dont sound like a woman

LEXY You have some serious issues to work out

SIJAFIKA PEJI HIYO

You know something I am really getting tired of the Politics of Somalia.It's going NOWHERE SO I AM RETIRING FROM POLITICS

AAH basi cheka ndugu,cheka basi najua unataka kucheka........cheka, Miwani gani utanipa ya sheikh kondo ama ya babangida?.

OK,OK, THAT'S IT THIS IS THE FAIR TRADING AGENCY.THIS DATING AGENCY CALLED HIBO & CO IS AS OF NOW CLOSED,REASON:WE RECEIVED A LOT OF COMPLAINTS OF CLIENTS PAYING AND BEING RIPPED OFF IN OTHER WORDS NOT GETTING WHAT THEY WERE PROMISED.

SALAALA WEWE MSWAHILI UMENIKOROFISHA NA MASEMO YAKO NDGU!

My new's year's resolution was to control my anger. I have ballistic problems. Extra! All you have to do is say ACUUDHU BILLAAHI MINA SHAYDAANI RAJIIM.

I didnt know Hornafrique was a woman Well i guess you learn something new each day.Next thing i know they'll be telling me zephryne is a woman!

I dont know why the lady wishes to amputate my perfectly tuned third leg support!.I am quite happy to keep that way besides i havent seen her credentials as a surgeon!!!!

Now in all fairness I think my comments were taken out of context.I was hoping this will tickle the sides of the blushing bride and get a giggle and a big laughter out of her,but now we will never know.Anywaz let me get to the reall point Wiilo Bismillahi Rahmani Rahiim I Pray to Allah that your husband becomes the Pillar that you lean on if you need one,your knight in shining armour,your lover,friend,business partner(in running the home),The foundation of the home and inshallah the guide of all guides to you and inshallah to your blessed children.May Allah shower your home with Baraka,May allah guide you all to Siratul Mustaqiim,May your home become the kind of home you look forward to coming at the end of each day,May you never tire of each other,and finally may Allah give you blessed children who will fear none other than Allah and follow the path of the righteous and may they become dutifull to you both.AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN.

iNNA LILAAHI WAINA ILAYHI RAAJIUUN

OOOh GOd not you again Jacaylbaro GO BACK TO YOUR HONEYMOON.ALL THAT GOODIES ON THE BED AND YOU COME HERE.MEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU

yeah right.do you recall yours Lexy?