I'M POSTING THESE STILL JOKES COZ U 'ER BIASED TO MY JOKES, SO DON'T TAKE TO THE HEART KIDS.

WE SOMALIS, ARE LOST IN THESE WESTEN COUNTRIES. WE ARE UP TO NO GOOD, DOING ALL KIND OF THINGS.

From The Shire Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!" In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn''t do it." The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?" "No. I couldnt get on the bed!"

somalia have to be in it to win.

I THINK ABDI MOHAMMED IS THE BEST SOMALI FOOTBALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD HE PLAYS FOR MAN U AND WALES.

WHO DO U THINK WILL WIN THE WORLD CUP IN 2006, I THINK ENGLAND WILL WIN.

THANKS FOR UR ADVICE SIS.

I'LL WELCOM TO HELL.

I WAS JUST WOUDERING IF THERE'S ANYONE FROM BURCO OR IF THERE IS ANYONE GOING TO BURCO THIS SUMMER.

I must say the was very exquisite, keep it up raula's.

I must say the was very exquisite, keep it raula's.

1: EYES TO EYES, SHE SEE U, SHE LOOKS AT U WHEN U ARE NOT LOOKING AT HER,SHE LOOKS AWAY WHEN U LOOK AT HER. 2: VOICE TO VOICE, SHE APPROACH U AND TALKS TO YOU AND SHE ASKS YOU OUT. 3: HAND TO HAND,SHE TAKES YOUR HAND 4: HAND AROUND THE WAIST, SHE PUTS HER HANDS AROUND HER WAIST AND EMBRACES YOU. 5:MOUTH TO MOUTH,YOU EACH OTHER KISS.

we have been lacking somali poets in the west, so has anyone on this site got any good poems. A Love Like No Other I never felt a love Like this before It's a love like no other Something I have always hoped for A love with friendship Humour and heart A bond so strong It would never part A love that makes you smile From ear to ear A love that is joyful Without any fear A love that is beautiful From the inside out A love with no tears, Pain, or doubt A love with soul So tender and true A love that I have found Only in you...

My Wish Is...... For all of God's children to feel safe with in his arms let his angels wrap us in their wings protecting us all from harm My Wish Is...... For the rain to fall feeding all those glorious trees helping them to flourish giving us the oxygen we need to breathe My Wish Is...... For the sun to shine each day and the moon to glow each night for without these two beautiful orbs we would not have natural light My Wish Is...... For our entire world and the wars to cease so that all of us who live here can have harmony and peace

Poor Old Man An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day" The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?" The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"

I WANT KNOW IF THERE'S ANYONE WHO SPEAKS GERMAN ON THIS SITE, IF SO HOLLA AT ME.

I LIKED YOUR REPORT BROTHER,I AGREED WITH MOST THINGS YOU SAID. I PERSONAL THINK HAMAS DELIVERIED A REAL BLOW TO ISRAL AND THE WEST. I BELIEVE THEY ARE CAPABLE OF BRING SOMETHING THAT FATAH COULDN'T FOR THEIR PEOPLE.

once upon time there was a girl who used to bully a boy, then one day she thought why don't you just rape, so she raped him and she was so happy been able rape a boy, when he father come home, so she said to her father dad i raped a boy today he said who was on top she said i was he said for get who was on top you still got ****ed, you sill whor.

iam living in a lie, 2004 i went back to somalia and got maried she had little beauful boy for me. Now my white girlfriend had a baby by me and my family doesn't know, i just don't know what to do right now.