Your current opinion doesn’t convince me. After I conducted a long research on whether multiculturalism work, I carried out a poll on 1’300 people 700 people said multiculturalism doesn’t work 300 said don’t know and 300 said maybe.

Does? Multicultural work, every country that has multicultural society either got or had a problem with or had it in the past. Look at Iraq, U.S.A and Europe, so I come to the conclusion that multicultural doesn’t work. What do you think?

Hello, everyone on, SOL, are you gotta welcome back. I’ve been on vacation for the past three months now what’s have been happening since?

LAYZIEGIRL,LEAVE FACKLEXM ALONE.HE JUST TALKING ABOUT THE SOMALI LIFESTYLE.

IT'S NOT LIKE MILOSEVIC WAS GOING TO BE CONVICTED, SO ITS ALL FOR THE BEST. MEMORY STAYS, BUT LIFE GOES ON.

YOU ARE RIGHT, CASTRO, I FEEL THE SAME.

SOMALIA, MOTHER, I AM THINKING OF YOU BLACK SOMALIAN WOMAN, THANK YOU MOTHER WHO CARRIED YOUR SON ON YOUR BACK IN THE NIGHT WHEN EVERYONE WAS SLEEPING TO COSOLE HIM WOMAN OF THE FAMILY WORK IN FIELDS AND BUSHES MOTHER WHO SEARCHED FOR DRY WOODS TO COOK A MEAL WHEN EVERYONE WAS HUNGRY TO FEED SOMALIS I AM THINKING OF YOU TIRELESS BLACK WOMAN AND MAN OF OF THE BIG FAMILY OF SOMALIA SOMALIA, MY SOMALIA, I AM THINKING OF YOU IT IS TIME TO GET TOGETHER TO DECIDE TO WORK AND TO EAT TOGETER TO BAN WAR AND TRIBAL FIGHTING TOGETHER I WILL UNITE THE PEOPLEAND BRING THE PRODUCE TO THEM TO FEED UP MY MOTHER SOMALIA SOMALIA, MY SOMALIA I AM THINKING OF YOU SOMALIA, MY MOTHER THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME

SOMALILAND NEEDS TO DO EVERYTHING TO GETS IT'S RECOGNITION EVEN IF THATS MEAN HAVING TIES WITH ISRAEL.

THIS IS BEST CHAT UP LINE, I CAN KISS U WITHOUT TOUCHING U WITH MY LIPS.

The stars are shining night and day, as bright as every smile ever wished for a heart that once lay broken and there is healing beauty in the flowers blooming above the blanket of pure white bliss to cleanse a soul that once was tarnished with black and dirty tears... Now the air itself glistens peace and the wind is quiet, still- mindful not to wake this delicate dream come true

In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one. In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games. In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At work you're just ball-and-chained. In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share. In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you can't even speak to your family and friends. In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars. In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. At work there are some programs you can never get out of. In prison there are sadistic wardens. At work, we have managers.

The big list of fun stuff to do in that boring ol' courtroom of law... 1. Bring a cell phone and order a pizza when the judge starts talking. 2. Bring a zip-lock bag full of grapes and launch a few at the defendant when the judge isn't looking. 3. Giggle uncontrollably when they show the evidence, if any blood is present. 4. If they ever bring up the possibility of an accomplice, duck your head and quiver. 5. Stand up and yell "OBJECTION!" to everything the judge says. EVERYTHING. 6. If you're the defendant, wait until the judge starts talking about you. Proceed to hide under your table. 7. If anybody attempts to communicate with you in any way, stare off into space and blow spit bubbles. 8. Sing "The Song That Never Ends" incessantly. 9. Get the judge to look at you. Lick your lips and motion that you'll "call him" 10. Actually call him 11. Bring a kazoo. 12. Act like you're doing something important, and ask them to "keep it down" 13. Every time the judge uses the gavel, keel over backwards and act like you've been shot. 14. Bring a Gameboy and leave the volume at full. 15. Wait until everybody is completely focused on the trial, then blow a referee's whistle as loud as you can. Point to the person next to you and tell him to "stop it!" 16. Pretend you turn into a pig when you get wet. Douse yourself in cold water and act like one. 17. Call the judge a wuss when he issues the death penalty. When he accuses you of contempt of the court, look puzzled and ask him what it means. When he answers, object. 18. Dress up like Santa Claus 19. Drink all of your lawyer's water, then ask for more. Then ask to go to the bathroom. 20. Hiccup every time somebody says the word "the" 21. Change your plea every five minutes 22. If you're the judge, call the defendant the plaintiff, the plaintiff a lawyer, the witness a juror, and the jurors defendants. Call the lawyers "Barney" 23. Gurgle into the microphone. 24. Complain aloud about that nasty wedgie you have, then take a poll of others in the audience if they too have a nasty wedgie. 25. If in traffic court, when asked to stand, walk over to the judge and issue him a parking ticket on his desk. 26. When asked to produce evidence, pick your nose, smear the snot on the table, point to it and say, "From this it is obvious, I am not guilty!" 27. Wear those X-Ray vision glasses from Halloween, when someone walks past, stare them up and down then shake head in dismay. 28. Popcorn and a large coke, if anyone asks about it, show them your ticket and say "I'm a paying customer!". 29. Fart, pause momentarily, and comment under your breath, "I've done better..." 30. Fart again later on, take a deep breath and state enthusiastically "Now that's more like it!". 31. Bring a Lego replica of the courtroom, including Lego people, and imitate everything happening, including voices! 32. When pronounced guilty, reply "How about we try that again, this time Rock, Scissors, Paper - best of three!" 33. Bring toaster and wave a box of "Tropical Sprinkles Pop Tarts" around while asking "Where's a damn plug around here!". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny. ''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.'' The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?'' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'' ''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking

Read from broken rib by Nudding Farah, YOU 'll love it.

THE POLICE ASK DICK CHENEY WHY DID U SHOT HE SAID I SEEN HIS BOLD HEAD AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A RABBIT.

FIRST THE HAVE TO BE EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE IN ORDER TO GET MY ATENATION, THEN AFTER THE PERSONALITY COMES.

BOYS AND GALS, DO U LOOK A PERSON LOOKS OR THEIR PERSONALITY.

There was a nomad who never ever been to in a city, then his uncle from England sent a visa, when he was flying in airport he's mother said to "may allah bless you, and open the doors for u." when he came to England he went to shop to buy something, then the automatic opened and he said "oh my god my mother's blessing came true, the door opened for me."

LIFE GOES ON BUT MEMORY STAYS

THE IS GREAT NEWS.

Noone ever called me coloured but if ever did god alone would know wat i would doto them. I am light brown but i'm alright with black.

I like to see my galfriend every week, every week u get know each more but it should't go on too long.

yo mama is ****** , she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept.Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! Yo Mama's so poor, when she was walking down the street and she only had one shoe, I was like "Lost a shoe?" and she said "Nope, found one." Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow coat in the city people run after her saying," Taxi, Taxi!"

At least six people were killed and more than 30 injured when rival Somali clans clashed over land on the outskirts of Hargeysa, the capital of the self-declared republic of Somaliland. The fighting, which erupted on Saturday, pitted the Arab sub-clan against the Eidagale, both of whom live in Dumbuluq estate. Residents said it started over the disputed construction of a building. Both sides used heavy machine guns and overwhelmed policemen who had been sent in to restore order. The army was eventually called in after six shops had been burned and properties looted. At least six bodies were lying at the Hargeysa general hospital morgue on Saturday evening, including those of two women and a child. Ismail Adan Osman, the interior minister, told reporters that 19 policemen were amongst those injured. Somaliland President Dahir Riyale Kahin called an emergency meeting of his cabinet and appointed a six-man committee to mediate between the two sides, according to a statement from his office.

I THINK U 'ER THE MAD MULLAH.