Typical of Somalis lol Somali Worriors- I love this one

I got sick of Somali's mistaking it for institution. Altho this isn't any better Me is already calling me Sophie hmm. But the hell with it I'm in need of a change. Everyone else has a new diric, I felt left out

Xanthus, Walahi I was thinking the same thing. Mrs double D, How can Xanthus be sexist when she is defending the very core of respect. Which is, if you did not know, being treated as a fellow human being. I ain’t giving no man brownie points for doing what is listed in that list of your because they are considered to the general public as the basics. I mean no disrespect, but your constant “man pleasing” antics have really irritated me. I know your happily married and you probably have your own secretes to marital bliss, but please enough already. Between your opinions on this thread and that awful wife slavery one or what ever it was called about giving up EVERYTHING to live life serving him, I think we have to safely say; I for one agree to disagree with your stand on everything marital. My rant for the day!

I think it is the responsibility of the Somali community in the UK to make sure these boys get into a Somali home or at least a Muslim home Subxan'Allah that is so sad. Why were they placed in foster care in the first place? I was thinking about things like that awhile ago. Insha'Allah I think I'd put myself down as a Foster Parent one day if Allah gives me the patience to that is. Sad to see we need more of them in this day and age. Especially Muslim ones

I dont feel so bad about my Somali after that. I think I'm safe to say I got them all right which makes me alright yes?

To the Poeple of SOL I think its only fair that we mention something about our beloved English woman miss Val and how she did on the stakes of representing the United Kingdom during her stay in Australia. Hmmm, where oh where do I start. She was horrible! From the beginning of her trip where she tried to smuggle in some marijuana from china and we had to bail her out of jail on her first day in Australia to the end where she unwittingly tried to deceive authorities by smuggling out a koala for Ng ( the length this girl went for your gift mate!). Only joking. Val darling we loved having you down here. For all the people that don’t know her on a personal level she was a delight to be around. If the rest of the English SOLers are anything like her I wouldn’t mind moving there lol. I have never met a Somali person as polite and kind as her (except for me of course hehe) and I honestly felt a sense of sadness when we said our good byes after our little farewell breakfast. I think you did justice to Australia in your description and we will be all awaiting your return, even if it to Sydney, with open arms. I’m glade you enjoyed yourself and our company. I think I can safely on behalf of all the Aussie Nomads down under it was a pleasure having you as our guest. Although I have just one bone to pick with you young lady, did you just refer to me as a creature? Puuja, Cambaro darling, we don’t need to bribe anyone. Our intoxicating influence and effect left on Val about Australia is all from the heart mate. Come down here and we’ll prove it to ya. Zafir, Oh we all met. But we have all unanimously agreed that it is in every bodies best interest not to post the pictures taken of the reer Uustraaliya because as Val has mentioned we are all “quite good looking” and it would cause such a fitna. Zu, Don’t let me take all the credit; it would not have been much of a welcoming committee without you, Rokko and Rahima on hand. Lily, Yes that means you have to be exreamly nice to us. All the time. 24/7. No more Aussie bashing you hear? Sophistafuncated aka Intuition.

Me, Lol. Hmm your an evil man I can see. But I will win, I always do! Your up against the united forces of Aussies...Be afraid, be very afraid. Che, You have a valid point, one will never know if one does not ask. However with our cultral background and sex being so taboo how will this ever be achived? Are women doomed to an "OOh" less life? Well one thing is for sure this forum loves to discuss such problems. Amongest the SOL'ers when ever sex is mention (or lack of it in this case) it seems to generate much interest.

Subxan'Allah thats just ridicules. These reality shows are becoming insane. Where will it end? I have always been anti Big Brother, but apparently she knew her father was dying and when going in to the house they have to write down a few things that they would want to know about the real world, she did not put that as one of them. I still think they should have told her though.

No? You couldn't be? Your playing with my head...But I see right through you. yes I do. Crouching back in to a little corner with my thumb in my mouth

Negotiations start now mate. I let you know the stakes.

Me, Ok who are you! You’re starting to resemble my former identity. You have my old pic up and you’re from Melbourne. I need answers!

LoL Me, Your such a sissy. You really need to start presenting more then just your lunch money kiddo

Me, Like you said it’s a new day. You have been treated and no longer worry about PE. With the help of Rokko's kangaroo formula and some love and support from your friends here on SOL you’re a new man. Soldier on mate!

Zu I was thinking the same thing. I'm also quite amazed at where this topic has gone whilst I was sleeping. How did we get to toys bisinka do Somalis even use such things. I have so many questions for so many people I don’t know where to start. Che I’m not entirely sure what this sue woman is lakiin I gather u watch her late night show to gain pointer for your activities under the sheet? And another thing don't you think men should try a little harder at pleasing their women. Since so many women go through their life with out the big "O" I think that is a problem that should be addressed. Maybe Somali men should start studying the karma sutra lol. Me, In this day and age i don't think many people see PE as such a big problem anymore. There are treatments available for it so divorce won’t be the only option.

LoL Oh can't u boys take a joke. Puuja your right about that bit. Sad really. Zafir that is soo wrong. Ouch.

* Orgasm disorder, a persistent difficulty, delay or absence of orgasm after sufficient stimulation. I hear this happens often amongst Somalis. Maybe this new treatment will help the brother get their game on and keep the ladies happy lol.

LoooL Me, That was a very unexpected question. I don't know how I would react since I ain’t married so I’m not exactly sure on what I’m missing out on yet. But I think the important thing is that he has to be able to function on some level, and the condition should be treated ASAP (for his comfort and feelings of course) I mean I hope to be the caring supportive wife who will comfort her man in his time of need. But at the end of the day all problems must be fixed, or else yelling will commence. Or product will be replaced.

Ms DD they probably get innoyed and have mood swings, but technically I guess they can still do the deed. Most women get the symptoms of menopause treated so they can continue living very healthy lives. I could be considered an advantage...no unexpected pregnancy.

lol @ Me I noticed the tip toeing as well. So which one of you blokes are gonna admit to being involved in the Study?

Mate not only did we help Val paint the town red, we left her wanting so much more. We have only the appropriate screws loose North. As Australians you need to have a few loose in order to survive the Australian environment. Val dutifully left those screws behind in the Australian customs terminal. I believe she will come back to you in better condition then she left. Isn't that right Val ? You English have much to gain from us and as kind generous Australians we welcome anyone else to seeks enlightenment and happiness in their lives to come and visit us in the land of OZ :cool: .

The china man is nothing on Brad. No offence Zu lander. Oh brad if only. One day we'll be together, once I dispose of the wife. But She's also so hot . I think i'll find someone in my own legue .

And how does one get involved in such money North? I'd like shares in them. The things I would do with the profits...*Drifts off thinking about swimming in easy money aah*

LoL

Libax I was thinking about that the other day. Went to a wedding xalay and I swear there were some chicks taping people with their phone camra. Especially when the niiko kicked in. I guess another edition for youtube. The wedding was an interesting event. As about 400 women were leaving several fights broke out outside. Eventually 3 batches of police arrived. That part would have been worth taping. All these pretty women turned wild. Very embarassing I tell you.